The Best Albums of 2013 That I Listened To

Leave a comment

Random_Access_Memories
1. Daft Punk – Random Access Memories – The last days of disco are no longer the end, as the duo that foresaw the future a decade before EDM took over the musical mainstream looked to the past to stay ahead of the game.  Despite hiding behind the robot masks, Daft Punk have always been about finding the humanity in an increasingly digitized world.  RAM served as a manifesto about how the sensational wonders of analog still exist and can be streamlined into a landscape of bleeps and bloops.
Key Tracks: “Contact,” “Get Lucky,” “Giorgio By Moroder,” “Touch”
Lorde_Pure_Heroine
2. Lorde – Pure Heroine – The best debut album in a good long while.  Lorde is a true individual: a definite pop star with a real rockin’ attitude and heavy hip-hop and R&B influences.
Key Tracks: “Royals,” “A World Alone,” “White Teeth Teens”
Haim_-_Days_Are_Gone
3. HAIM – Days Are Gone – With the way they play their guitars like percussion instruments, the HAIM sisters know from HARD rock.  Their melodies may conjure a mellow California sunset, but they are by no means softies.
Key Tracks: “Falling,” “The Wire,” “My Song 5”
Yeezus_Kanye_West
4. Kanye West – Yeezus – This is like Kanye’s primal scream therapy.
Key Tracks: “Black Skinhead,” “Bound 2,” “On Sight”
David_Bowie_-_The_Next_Day
5. David Bowie – The Next Day – Bowie proves that it is not the age of the individual but the individual himself that determines the urgency of a creative output.  He sounds more reinvigorated than he has in decades, with the songs themselves conveying that invigorating theme.
Key Tracks: “The Next Day,” “The Stars (Are Out Tonight),” “Love Is Lost”
Queens_of_the_Stone_Age_-_…Like_Clockwork
6. Queens of the Stone Age – …Like Clockwork – Josh Homme is a craftsman.  Every note on …Like Clockwork sounds like it is played and produced to as fine a specification as possible.  Add to that Homme’s passionate tenor and playful lyrics (“gitchy gitchy ooh la la”), and you’ve got a band that understands the sonic experience unlike any other.
Key Tracks: “If I Had a Tail,” “Keep Your Eyes Peeled,” “I Sat by the Ocean”
Sky_Ferreira_-_Night_Time,_My_Time
7. Sky Ferreira – Night Time, My Time – In the portion of her career before her debut album, Sky Ferreira seemed like one of those New Age-y, self-employed, entrepreneurial types (I’m not sure if I’m picking the right words exactly, but hopefully you catch my drift) who was always looking for “her sound.”  Her non-album singles kept presenting a new identity, and now the end result is Night Time, My Time: a mix of sounds, from a more confident singer who has finally learned that diversity can define a singular identity.
Key Tracks: “You’re Not the One,” “Omanko,” “Heavy Metal Heart,” “I Blame Myself”
Tegan_and_Sara_-_Heartthrob_cover
8. Tegan and Sara – Heartthrob – This bubbly confection sounds like the pop breakthrough Tegan and Sara have always wanted to have – they were just waiting for the right budget, or the right career moment, or the right whatever, to make it happen.
Key Tracks: “Closer,” “I Was a Fool,” “Drove Me Wild”
Avicii_-_True_(Album)
9. Avicii – True – While Daft Punk got EDM in touch with its roots, Avicii explored every permutation of its present.
Key Tracks: “Wake Me Up!”, “You Make Me,” “Dear Boy”
ArcadeFireReflektor
10. Arcade Fire – Reflektor – With this unwieldy, hard-to-pin-down double album, Arcade Fire certainly didn’t make it easy for their casual fans and guaranteed that their detractors would not be won over.  But Reflektor becomes a good bit of plain old fun once you stop trying to figure out “what it is.”
Key Tracks: “Reflektor,” “Joan of Arc,” “Here Comes the Night Time”

Honorable Mention: I haven’t listened to all of Disclosure’s Settle, but based on what I have heard from it, I think it would have made this list had I listened to all of it.

SNL Video Recap January 18, 2014: Drake

Leave a comment

What Won TV? – January 12-January 18, 2014

Leave a comment

In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – American Dad! going into full-on apocalyptic mode.
Monday – Rick and Morty is the best new show of 2014 (that actually premiered in late 2013).
Tuesday – Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Wednesday – Suburgatory is still the weirdest show ever, but also still pretty good.
Thursday – Community
Friday – The Neighbors
Saturday – SNL had its second best episode of the season, with That’s So 2 Chainz the highlight.

SNL Recap January 18, 2014: Drake

Leave a comment

Interesting fact: That’s So 2 Chainz still holds the record for the Disney show with the most bleeps.

Piers Morgan Live
Opening sketches like these tend to really not quite work out, because there’s no good reason that Chris Christie, A. Rod, and Justin Bieber should all be covered in the same sketch beyond “they would all be covered by a news program.”  There’s no flow to it, just a sense of checking items off a list.  There were some funny moments (“What I lack in journalistic integrity…,” suing Jackie Robinson), but no cohesive whole. C+

More

Best Songs of 2013

Leave a comment

(All songs on this list were released as singles in 2013 [or late 2012?])

daft-punk-get-lucky-video
1. Daft Punk ft. Pharrell and Nile Rodgers – “Get Lucky” – I have heard “Get Lucky” described multiple times as a future wedding song staple. If this forecast is to be, then that must mean its appeal cuts across generations. I am inclined to believe that, from ages 9 to 99, the only sensible reaction to “Get Lucky” is delight. It took 35 years, but now disco isn’t just mainstream – it’s also cool. That opening synth riff is a secret smile-making recipe, while the voices of Pharrell and robots are equally sexy.
2. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop” – I was talking with a friend who was saying she would respect Miley Cyrus more if she sang about weightier subjects. I understood her point, and I certainly wouldn’t be against Miley trying out such material. But fun anthem bangers like “We Can’t Stop” have their place, and that place shouldn’t be discounted or looked down upon. The world’s a pretty heavy place, both for personal and social reasons, so it is kind of awesome if you can manage to keep it kicking amidst all that. After all, why would we bother fighting to right the world’s wrongs if it weren’t for the sake of ensuring fun?
3. Avicii ft. Aloe Blacc – “Wake Me Up!” – The best bluegrass EDM soul song of the year, and, of course, of all time. As we go through life, it is useful to have the pace set by that opening galloping riff and an internal voice that sounds like Aloe Blacc’s. When you believe that things are going to turn around and truly become better, it is time to bust out this buoyant blast of optimism.
4. Lorde – “Royals” – Lorde’s hit has made her a star and has kept getting airplay for nearly a year because it is not so easily defined. Not only is Lorde an electo-rocker with heavy hip-hop and R&B influences, she is also a hard-to-pin-down mix of irony and earnestness. She’s kind of fed up with the platinum lifestyle promoted by the songs she’s been listening to, but those are the songs she and her friends party to. She’s not ashamed to admit it; she just wants something more. It’s that message of “we’re not bad, but we can be better” that really clicks.
5. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity” – “Clarity” captures the thrilling, scary nature of any sort of love. Good love, bad love, promising love, suspicious love – this song ponders committing to love, and it is frightening, but potentially awesome. The crescendo into the chorus is like a heart becoming filled to bursting, and the booming percussion sounds like things crashing into each other, which is ideal for dancing.
6. Kanye West – “Black Skinhead” – Kanye’s most guttural burst from his most guttural album.
7. Haim – “Falling” – Haim pull off the trick of capturing the heaviness of life and creating a sublime respite that exists outside the constraints of time and space.
8. Janelle Monáe ft. Erykah Badu – “Q.U.E.E.N.” – Ms. Monáe breaks out her manifesto: all social proscriptions of identity are cast right out.
9. Sky Ferreira – “You’re Not the One” – Sky Ferreira perfects her sound (one of many sounds): a synthy gloss on the nighttime and the power of waiting for something better.
10. Haim – “The Wire” – These SoCal ladies are fierce, but they’re not insensitive; you may not want them to break up with you, but you’ll be happy to sing along with their harmonies and rock out with their percussive guitar-playing as they do so.
11. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors” – A deeply felt ode to love lasting decades and decades – it’s excruciatingly awesome how the melding of two souls can be so satisfying.
12. Tegan and Sara – “Closer” – This is what a crush sounds like. Love doesn’t have to be existentially terrifying – it might make you anxious, but it can still be FUN.
13. Arctic Monkeys – “Do I Wanna Know” – A garage rock stomper of raw heartburn – gotta love alternating between the falsetto and the tempo on the bridge.
14. David Bowie – “The Next Day” – It’s not only veterans like Bowie who don’t want to die before their time is up. Here’s the anthem for whenever you declare that you shan’t be counted out.
15. Chvrches – “The Mother We Share” – These are some heavy interpersonal issues, but they’re not hard to deal when accompanied with synchronized “oh, oh, oh oh oh, oh oh’s.”
16. Lady GaGa ft. R. Kelly – “Do What U Want” – An unabashedly sleazy club stomper that will make you totally unashamed to explore your lover.
17. Kanye West ft. Charlie Wilson – “Bound 2” – A true oddity, even by Kanye’s standards, but it apparently came from a place of love, and it shows.
18. Britney Spears – “Work Bitch” – It’s time to admit that we all love Britney – she certainly won’t accept any other answer. She’s too focused to care, anyway.
19. Pharrell – “Happy” – It’s all there in the title.
20. Robin Thicke ft. 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar – “Give it 2 U” – Pure R&B has always been this baldly sexual. It’s the language of love. We’re human beings; if you’re feeling it, go for it.
21. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Sacrilege” – The Yeah Yeah Yeahs are at their best when they really get under your skin, that riff just tingles up your arm, and Karen O really explores your ears as she gets into every sound of the title word.
22. Janelle Monáe – “Dance Apocalyptic” – I don’t think I’ve ever heard any truer words spoken than “smash smash, bang bang, don’t stop, cha-lang-a-lang-a-lang.”
23. Major Lazer ft. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Tyga, and Mystic – “Bubble Butt” – The hypnotic hit of the year.
24. David Bowie – “The Stars (Are Out Tonight)” – The Thin White Duke has been around for a while, and he knows from stars, as he hums along through this spacy jam.
25. Vampire Weekend – “Diane Young” – I’m mostly interested in that manipulated “baby, baby, baby” breakdown.

Honorable Mention/Reminder That Rihanna Keeps Tirelessly Releasing New Music: Rihanna ft. David Guetta – “Right Now”

The Best Son-Single of the Year: Queens of the Stone Age – “If I Had a Tail” – Josh Homme’s idiosyncratic brand of poetry is still as “gitchy gitchy, ooh la la” as ever.

Best Album Openers:
1. David Bowie – “The Next Day”
2. Kanye West – “On Sight”
3. Daft Punk – “Give Music Back to Life”

The Best Songs of 2012 I Didn’t Hear Until 2013:
-Tame Impala – “Elephant” – Psychedelic rock takes a huge step forward after taking a few decades off.
-Major Lazer ft. Amber Coffman – “Get Free” – Big dreams and big hopes come to life in this five-minute slice of heaven.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/18/14

2 Comments

Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”
2. Zedd ft. Hayley Williams – “Stay the Night”
3. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
4. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
5. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
6. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
7. Lorde – “Team”
8. Beyoncé – “XO”
9. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
10. Bastille – “Pompeii”
11. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
12. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
13. Fall Out Boy – “Alone Together”
14. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
15. The Fray – “Love Don’t Die”
16. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
17. Goo Goo Dolls – “Come to Me”
18. John Mayer ft. Katy Perry – “Who You Love”
19. Daughtry – “Waiting for Superman”
20. Christina Perri – “Human”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Team
2. Who You Love
3. The Monster
4. Demons
5. Pompeii
6. XO
7. Love Me Again
8. Timber
9. Burn
10. Sweater Weather
11. Counting Stars
12. Let Her Go
13. Stay the Night
14. Alone Together
15. Love Don’t Die
16. Best Day of My Life
17. Human
18. Say Something
19. Waiting for Superman
20. Come to Me

Community Episode Review: 5.4 “Cooperative Polygraphy”

1 Comment

community-cooperative-polygraphy

“Cooperative Polygraphy” is an epic episode of Community, insofar as it is chock full of references to past episodes.  Many thanks to other Community fans on the Internet for pointing out the ones I did not pick up on right away.  A LOT of people noted that part of the freeze-frame epilogue from “The Art of Discourse” came true, as Britta became the (presumably proud) owner of a used iPod nano.  (Others noted that if this means this episode takes place in 2014, then that 3-year-gap that has been cited existing between Seasons 4 and 5 is making less and less sense.)  The reveal that Annie drugged the whole group in preparation for the Anthropology final is especially hilarious if that is in reference to the final from “Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts,” the most farcical moment from a patently farcical class.  Going even deeper, Troy’s attempt to inhale Pierce’s life vapor perhaps fulfills his wish to “eat a ghost,” which he made in “The Psychology of Letting Go” – the episode that introduced the post-death rituals of Pierce’s religion.

But the episodes that “Cooperative Polygraphy” responds to the most are “Cooperative Calligraphy,” “Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking,” and “Intro to Felt Surrogacy.”  “Calligraphy” is the obvious antecedent here, what with the rhyming titles and shared study room setting.  But “Polygraphy” is more low-key (or less high-key, as it were).  It doesn’t call attention to itself as a bottle episode, unlike the former “Cooperative” episode.  For my money, a pure bottle episode is one that not only takes place in one location, but also one in which the characters are trapped.  In “Polygraphy,” the study group was bound by circumstance to remain in the study room, but not to the degree that they were in “Calligraphy” – one character leaves and then comes back, after all.  The tensions do run high in “Polygraphy” (as they typically do typical Community), but not to the ripping-off-clothes degree of “Calligraphy,” perhaps the most tension-filled episode of the series.

“Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking” is the closest narrative parallel, as that Season 2 classic also saw Pierce playing head games with the specter of his death hanging over.  Between these two, there is a clear progression of significant difference.  Pierce’s premature bequeathals were mostly meant to punish his friends.  His actual bequeathals were genuine and thoughtful, though preceded by head games that he still could not resist.  Pierce never became the kindest friend to any of these people, but he did become a friend whose friendship ultimately could never be in doubt.

The closest thematic parallel is “Intro to Felt Surrogacy,” an episode I enjoyed more than most fans; I even declared it the best of the season – though I have since backed off that opinion.  The major problem with “Felt Surrogacy” was its sense of incompleteness.  Because the study group’s secrets from that episode were all revealed in the final act, there was no chance to resolve the problems presented by them or come to terms with them in any meaningful way.  It feels like Dan Harmon had a similar reaction upon watching this Season 4 episode.

I do not know what Harmon’s exact thought process about Season 4 has been, but I know he has not dismissed it outright, and watching “Cooperative Polygraphy” makes me feel like I kind of do know what he was thinking in this case, because it episode basically directly solves the problem of “Felt Surrogacy.”  The revelation of secrets is the whole narrative thrust of “Polygraphy.”  Community demonstrates the wisdom of caution by showing friends that even when they are perfectly comfortable in their friendship, it is important to consider that there still might be secrets lurking that could deeply hurt their friends.  This is not to say that they might as well end their friendships, but rather, something along the lines of, perfect is the enemy of the good.  That is, if you have already accepted your friends with all their imperfections, you should be able to also accept any previously unknown imperfections.

And oh my God, Troy is leaving.  The circumstances that are drawing him away are random, but also ultimately perfectly appropriate.  Once again, I must extend credit to the rest of the Community fandom for providing examples of how Troy does indeed have the heart of a hero: he was the one who took charge in “For a Few Paintballs More,” and he risked his life by going back among the infected in “Epidemiology.”  Troy’s life did not look as bad as everyone else’s in “Repilot,” so he would be spinning his wheels more than anyone else if he were to remain at Greendale.  No doubt there will be something missing in the heart of the show after the next episode, but at least there will be a way to check up on him occasionally, now that we know about Abed’s tracking devices.

2013 Oscar Nominations Reactions

Leave a comment

HAPPY SURPRISES:
-Christian Bale and Leo for Lead Actor. Tom Hanks being left out, though, is an unhappy surprise, but that is mitigated by his past Oscar recognition and this being such a stacked category.
-Jonah Hill for Supporting Actor, for a performance that was … something else.
-I was “happy” to see Pharrell up for Original Song.

UNHAPPY SURPRISES
-No “Please Mr. Kennedy”?!
-No American Hustle for Makeup? I guess too much of it was natural.

[EDITED TO INCLUDE:] NEUTRAL SURPRISES
-No Best Picture (or any major noms) for Inside Llewyn Davis.  There could have been one more Best Picture nom, and I thought Llewyn would have filled it.  The Coen Bros. seem to have a fanbase in the Academy – after all, the presumably more inaccessible A Serious Man snagged a Best Picture nom.
-No Monsters University for Animated Feature – only the second Pixar film (after Cars 2) not to be nominated since this category’s inception.
-No The Past for Foreign Language Film, despite great reviews and Asghar Farhadi winning here for A Separation two years ago.  Apparently it didn’t even make the shortlist.

UNHAPPY NON-SURPRISES
-No Will Forte or James Franco for Supporting Actor.
-Nothing for You’re Next.
-Only 1 nomination for Prisoners.
-Nothing for The World’s End.
-Nothing for Blue is the Warmest Color.
-No sound nominations for Stoker.
-No editing nomination for Spring Breakers.

ALSO OF NOTE
-For the 2nd year in a row, a David O. Russell movie was nominated in all four acting categories. American Hustle is the 15th film to ever have such a distinction, and Russell is the only director to have directed more than one of them.

PREDICTIONS (Obviously these may change after the guild awards.)
12 Years a Slave and American Hustle should take Screenplay (though there’s always the possibility of a quirky winner here).
-Cuarón might win Director even though Gravity probably won’t win Best Picture, but the Best Picture favorites look too strong, so Steve McQueen will probably take it (or Russell).
-Jared Leto is the biggest acting favorite.
-Cate Blanchett is close to a sure thing.
-Supporting Actress looks like a 2-woman race: J-Law vs. Lupita – slight edge to Jen for now.
-Lead Actor could legitimately go to anybody. I’m still thinking Chiwetel as the ever so slight favorite.
-And it all comes down to 12 Years a Slave vs. American Hustle, with 12 Years looking good (for now).

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/14/14

Leave a comment

Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
2. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
3. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”
4. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
5. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
6. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
7. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
8. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
9. Lady GaGa – “Applause”
10. Avicii – “Wake Me Up”
11. Bastille – “Pompeii”
12. Lorde – “Team”
13. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
14. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. ScHoolboy Q and Hollis – “White Walls”
15. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
16. Katy Perry – “Unconditionally”
17. Mike WiLL Made It ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J – “23”
18. Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown – “Show Me”
19. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
20. Zedd ft. Hayley Williams – “Stay the Night”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Wake Me Up
2. Team
3. The Monster
4. Demons
5. Pompeii
6. Wrecking Ball
7. Timber
8. Drunk in Love
9. Burn
10. Sweater Weather
11. Counting Stars
12. Stay the Night
13. Applause
14. Let Her Go
15. White Walls
16. Best Day of My Life
17. 23
18. Show Me
19. Unconditionally
20. Say Something

What Won TV? – January 5-January 11, 2014

Leave a comment

In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – The Simpsons, believe it or not
Monday – Almost Human
Tuesday – Justified, and not just for the comedic guest stars
Wednesday – The Middle
Thursday – Community
Friday – The Neighbors
Saturday – Golan the Insatiable, I guess

Older Entries Newer Entries