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On the July 8, 2019 episode of Whose Line is it Anyway?, Wayne Brady and Chip Esten performed “Duet” in the style of Cabaret along with special guest Elizabeth Gillies. The topic was “lactation consultant.” The resulting number was so incredible that I just had to record the lyrics for posterity. (And prosperity!)

Wayne:
It’s that time
I feel my hormones jumping (Elizabeth and Chip: Jumping)
Time to open wide
Get these mammaries pumping (Elizabeth and Chip: Pumping)
And now I do not know
The end result
How do I work these?
Who will consult?
Please
Somebody please
Consult me (Elizabeth and Chip: Ooh ooh ooh ooh)

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