October 1, 2026
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Beware Boiúna, Christophe de Geest, Jackson Bews, Jaime Newball, Jessica Rothe, Juan Pablo Shuk, Kiana Madeira, Logan Marshall-Green, Mateo Moreno, Mike P. Nelson, Nelson Camayo, Vicente Peña, Will Close

Beware … or be square (CREDIT: Lionsgate)
Starring: Kiana Madeira, Jessica Rothe, Logan Marshall-Green, Jackson Bews, Juan Pablo Shuk, Will Close, Vicente Peña, Mateo Moreno, Jaime Newball, Christophe de Geest, Nelson Camayo
Director: Mike P. Nelson
Running Time: 104 Minutes
Rating: R for Bloody Chomping, and Language
Release Date: October 2, 2026 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: A team of humanitarian medical workers are doing some fine life-saving work along the Colombian Amazon, but they should have brushed up on the area’s mythology before they headed down there. Maybe then they would have realized there would be other deadly dangers to deal with in addition to the diseases. In particular, there’s the giant serpent known as “Boiúna”, who stalks the river as she pleases, ready to slurp up whatever crosses her path. There’s also some human conflict between the medical team and a group of foresters after a frightening altercation turns irrevocably violent. But Boiúna doesn’t particularly care about any of that. Instead, she’s just hungry for anybody she encounters, no matter what’s going on in their personal lives.
What Made an Impression?: Nobody’s Safe: Part of the fun of creature features like Beware Boiúna is the moralizing nature of the deaths, as the biggest jerks among the characters tend to end up in the most pieces by the end. But that rule doesn’t seem to apply here. Sure, there are clear villains, and plenty of them do fall down the belly of the beast. But so do plenty of the more honorable folks. I’ll let you know that the three most prominent characters are wide-eyed doctor Alli (Scream Queen veteran Jessica Rothe), dirtbag colonizer Brennan (Logan Marshall-Green), and wily river guide Lena (Kiana Madeira). In the interest of avoiding spoilers, I’ll allow my readers to speculate which of that cohort you think will survive. As for how effective this approach is, it can certainly be bone-chilling to know that there’s basically no escape from the terror, but this is a movie that I think would have benefited from some rhyme and/or reason to its dispatching.
What That Means?: Beware Boiúna opens with an epigraph that reads, “The forest makes good men great and bad men monsters.” I point this out not because it’s particularly profound. Sort of the opposite, really. The bad people’s monstrousness is quite clear from the get-go, and the good folks’ opportunities to be great are mostly stymied. So I guess I’m pointing this out because it’s rather silly.
Spread Your Wings: I was mainly excited to see this movie thanks to the presence of Jessica Rothe. Alas, BB is nowhere near the level of the Happy Death Day flicks, or even Boy Kills World. But my favorite moment nevertheless did involve Rothe, as Alli extracts some insects from one of her fellow doctors after eggs have been implanted in him. I thought this might be foreshadowing about some secondary monsters in addition to Boiúna, but instead, this scene is ultimately most memorable for the other doc quipping, “I would like to note there’s a butterfly growing in my back.” So that was kind of amusing.
Beware Boiúna is Recommended If You Like: Straight-to-Video Anaconda Knockoffs
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Boiúnas
September 29, 2026
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Alejandro G. Iñárritu, Burn Gorman, Corey Johnson, Danny Kirrane, Digger, Emma D'Arcy, Jesse Plemons, John Goodman, Mercedes Hernández, Michael Stuhlbarg, Piper Torrens, Riz Ahmed, Robert John Burke, Sandra Hüller, Sophia Wilde, Tom Cruise

Dig, baby, dig! (CREDIT: Warner Bros./Screenshot)
Starring: Tom Cruise, Riz Ahmed, John Goodman, Sandra Hüller, Michael Stuhlbarg, Jesse Plemons, Robert John Burke, Emma D’Arcy, Burn Gorman, Sophia Wilde, Piper Torrens, Mercedes Hernández, Danny Kirrane, Corey Johnson
Director: Alejandro G. Iñárritu
Running Time: 129 Minutes
Rating: R for A Bunch of Hot Air (I.e., Profanity)
Release Date: October 2, 2026 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Digger Rockwell (Tom Cruise) is a wealthy oil tycoon and essentially the most powerful man in the world. He’s also a little eccentric, if you know what I mean. But that eccentricity is definitely not what the planet needs at the moment, as a drilling expedition he’s overseeing in Greenland is threatening to cause an apocalyptic climate disaster. But instead of focusing on preventing that, he’s much more concerned about indefinitely extending the life of his beloved, grotesquely ill cat. Eventually, though, he is convinced that he must work alongside the President (John Goodman) and his war room to actually propose some sort of solution. Meanwhile, another story is brewing underneath this catastrophe.
What Made an Impression?: Cover Up Those Holes: To paraphrase the Immortal Bard, Digger is a whole lot of sound and fury, signifying nothing. I’m happy to see Tom Cruise fully committing himself to a new role, but every calorie of energy he expends makes for a thoroughly exhausting viewing experience. On top of that, President Goodman has to make do with a terminal medical diagnosis in a sensitive area, which is worth a chuckle before it just adds to the tidal wave. Even the relatively restrained performances (emphasis on relatively) from the likes of Riz Ahmed (as Ganesh, a scientist running point for Digger) and Sandra Hüller (as Digger’s sister Emma) just get subsumed into the extremity.
What Might Have Been: Starting around a half hour into the runtime, there are punctures in Digger’s world that reveal a parallel storyline. At my screening, we were requested not to spoil any major reveals, although I have seen other reviews go into detail about this element. So feel free to consult those takes if you want to sate your curiosity ahead of time, but I’ll keep things vague for my analysis. At first I thought this aspect was intriguing enough to pay attention to, but then it started to get about too cute by half. Ultimately when it all clicked into place, I appreciated the fuller picture it provided and wondered why it couldn’t have taken the place of Digger’s antics even earlier.
What If It Were Called “Kenny” Instead?: The one piece of Digger that I’m willing to recommend without reservation is the performance of Jesse Plemons, who’s quickly becoming one of my favorite actors. He plays Kenny, an operator in the margins with a mysterious connection to Digger. With his scraggly, curly mop-top and oddly precise speaking voice, he cuts an inimitable figure, oddly disturbing but also sort of comforting. I wouldn’t go so far as to say that the whole film should have been redesigned around him, because a big part of his success has to do with emerging from the shadows. But I do wish that much more of Digger had embodied his offbeat unpredictability.
Digger is Recommended If You Like: Don’t Look Up
Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Glaciers
September 28, 2026
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Andrea Martin, Avril Chown, Dave Franco, Dave Thomas, Dolly de Leon, Eugene Levy, Forgott, Gilda Radner, H.E.R., Januel Mercado, Jayne Eastwood, Jenny Slate, Jo Koy, Joel Crawford, Kailey Crawford, Kayla Teruel, Kevin McCann, Lea Salonga, Liza Soberano, Manny Jacinto, Martin Short, Nick Davis, Paul Shaffer, Ronny Chieng, Victor Garber, You Had to Be There, You Had to Be There: How the Toronto Godspell Ignited the Comedy Revolution Spread Love & Overalls and Created a Community That Changed the World (in a Canadian Kind of Way)

Was that guy on the top There? (CREDIT: DreamWorks Animation; Greenwich Entertainment/Screenshot)
You Had to Be There
Starring: Martin Short, Eugene Levy, Dave Thomas, Victor Garber, Andrea Martin, Jayne Eastwood, Paul Shaffer, Avril Chown, Gilda Radner
Director: Nick Davis
Running Time: 98 Minutes
Rating: Unrated
Release Date: September 18, 2026 (Theaters)
Forgotten Island
Starring: H.E.R., Liza Soberano, Kailey Crawford, Kayla Teruel, Dave Franco, Manny Jacinto, Jenny Slate, Lea Salonga, Dolly de Leon, Jo Koy, Ronny Chieng, Kevin McCann
Directors: Joel Crawford and Januel Mercado
Running Time: 109 Minutes
Rating: PG
Release Date: September 25, 2026 (Theaters)
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September 24, 2026
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Andy Nyman, Dani Dyer, Emma Tate, John Sparkes, Justin Fletcher, Kate Harbour, Matthew Walker, Nina Sosanya, Paul Whitehouse, Roman Kemp, Shaun the Sheep, Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom, Simon Greenall, Steve Cox

What would you do… if this happened to you? (CREDIT: Screenshot)
Starring: Justin Fletcher, John Sparkes, Kate Harbour, Andy Nyman, Emma Tate, Simon Greenall, Dani Dyer, Roman Kemp, Nina Sosanya, Paul Whitehouse
Directors: Steve Cox and Matthew Walker
Running Time: 81 Minutes
Rating: PG
Release Date: September 18, 2026 (Theaters)
For my money, the most important lesson to be gleaned from Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom is that baldness is no big deal. I’m saying this as someone who quite enjoys his facial hair and body hair, but has made peace with a recession on top. Although, not to undercut my point immediately, I actually think The Farmer’s adventure as an outrageously hirsute monster actually looks kinda fun. I can’t be the only one who would like to be a Sasquatch for a day! But he also needs to know that he didn’t need to feel like he had to grow back his hair to impress the veterinarian, as I think she was digging him anyway.
Grade: Hair Today, Fun Tomorrow
September 24, 2026
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Alex Winter, Anna Faris, Bokeem Woodbine, Caroline Hebert, Creed Bratton, Eric Rahill, Jeff Zucker, Jessica Hecht, Jonathan Lipnicki, Lance Oppenheim, Matthew Maher, Merritt Wever, Phoebe Bridgers, Primetime, Robert Pattinson, Sean Bridgers, Skyler Gisondo, Tony Revolori

Deion Sanders does NOT appear in this movie. (CREDIT: A24)
Starring: Robert Pattinson, Merritt Wever, Skyler Gisondo, Phoebe Bridgers, Matthew Maher, Bokeem Woodbine, Anna Faris, Jonathan Lipnicki, Tony Revolori, Alex Winter, Eric Rahill, Sean Bridgers, Jeff Zucker, Creed Bratton, Caroline Hebert, Jessica Hecht
Director: Lance Oppenheim
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Rating: R for Some Graphic Nudity, Violence, and Language, All Within the Milieu of a Disturbingly Graphic Premise
Release Date: September 25, 2026 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: It’s the mid-aughts, and Chris Hansen (Robert Pattinson) is dead-set on making television history. His NBC true crime reality show To Catch a Predator is a bit of a phenomenon, but it’s also controversial, not to mention stressful for everyone involved. His producer Andie (Merritt Wever) remains steely while working around Chris’s mercurial nature, and everyone else on the crew makes their own compromises to survive a show whose premise is luring into sting operations men who are trying to have sex with minors. Emerging into this scenario is aspiring actor Dan Plumb (Skyler Gisondo), who’s hired to play decoy underage boys in the stings. He just wants to kickstart his showbiz career, but he clearly hasn’t fully registered what he’s signed up for. Indeed, with Chris as the increasingly obsessive ringleader, a looming disaster threatens to become more and more inevitable.
What Made an Impression?: The Impression That I Get: The main attraction in Primetime is of course Pattinson’s compelling performance, which feels like an alien pretending to be a human, or maybe a human purposefully trying to be off by acting like an alien pretending to be a human. And yet, he clearly wants to be authoritative, so it doesn’t make sense for him to be so off like that. I’ve never watched a full episode of To Catch a Predator, so I’ve only caught the real Hansen in bits and glances. But no matter what your familiarity with the Real McCoy, this is still a fascinating feature-length case study of “What’s this guy’s deal?” (Just as compelling is one scene when Gisondo impersonates Pattinson as Dan finds himself slipping into Chris’s persona.)
Caught in the Maelstrom: Director Lance Oppenheim was definitely happy to put his auteurial stamp on this effort. He leans into the harshest visual aspects of the technology of the era, favoring close-ups of AIM chats and hidden camera feeds, as well as the reflections on the faces of the characters poring over those screens. There’s also a recurring motif of a web of a red laser-like display. It all combines to create the effect that the TCaP tean is caught in their own personal Twilight Zone, an aberration within an aberration of Hollyweird.
Way Back Yesterday: You know you’re starting to get old when 20 years ago feels like a completely different era. But part of the fun of Primetime is that we get to revisit the messiness of the 2000s with a fresh set of peepers. It’s certainly a hoot to see former NBC President and CEO Jeff Zucker as himself sorting out where To Catch a Predator belongs on his network’s schedule. That moment also hits so sweetly because it’s nice to encounter someone who has a sense of humor about himself, which is decidedly not the case with Hansen and his cohorts. And let’s not let go of that levity, because this movie ultimately delivers us to a pretty dark place and leaves us to our own devices to figure out what to do with that.
Primetime is Recommended If You Like: To Catch a Predator but feel conflicted about that
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Stings
September 23, 2026
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Abubakr Ali, Adia, Bassam Tariq, Giancarlo Esposito, Jahleel Kamara, John Cho, Laith Nakli, Mahershala Ali, Tiffany Boone, Tramell Tillman, Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother

Pictured: Mahershala Ali. Not Pictured: Your Mother, Your Mother, or Your Mother. (CREDIT:: Jaclyn Martinez/© 2026 Amazon Content Services LLC. All Rights Reserved.)
Starring: Mahershala Ali, John Cho, Abubakr Ali, Laith Nakli, Tramell Tillman, Tiffany Boone, Giancarlo Esposito, Adia, Jahleel Kamara
Director: Bassam Tariq
Running Time: 111 Minutes
Rating: R for Stylish Bloody Violence Captured by Stunning Cinematography, and Some Sexual Content
Release Date: September 25, 2026 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: A Houston man named Latif (Mahershala Ali) has been able to support his family with his work as a hitman. But when his wife dies, his current situation immediately proves to be a lot more untenable than it used to be. That’s because he now actually has to be physically present for his teenage daughter Fathia (Adia), pre-teen son Kadir (Jahleel Kamara), and newborn baby, who urgently needs new breast milk as the supply that Mom left behind quickly dwindles away. He’s spiritually prepared to give up the killer-for-hire lifestyle, but his fellow mosque attendee Mike (Laith Nakli), the one who’s been giving him these deadly assignments, has another job for him, and this one is quite a doozy. The target is Pastor Hwan Yoon (John Cho), an anti-pornography crusader who is particularly offended by Mike’s influencer nephew (Abubakr Ali) and his brand of so-called “Habibi porn.” Latif isn’t really interested in any of that tangled mess, but it’s unavoidable while he’s hustling to feed his baby.
What Made an Impression?: Slicing and Dicing: If you’re still disappointed over the cancellation of the Mahershala Ali version of Blade, then Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother is probably the closest we’ll ever get to that, what with a sword being Latif’s preferred weapon of choice. His combat style is so similar to that of Marvel’s Daywalker that I couldn’t help but wonder if writer-director Bassam Tariq was explicitly trying to make that connection. And then I found out that he was actually hired to direct Blade, so yeah, I imagine there was some intentionality. If you’re familiar with the Elevated Horror trend, then I guess we can call this Elevated Superheroics.
Probably Unforgettable: Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother is the kind of movie that makes me go, “Is this excellent, or just unusual?” What Tariq asks of his cast requires a lot of trust, and they certainly give it to him. One character declares that he’s “Team Butt”, while John Cho sports some gold grills. I mean, can you even imagine?! I witnessed the whole thing, and I still barely can. I have to give it up for the boldness, even though I’m not entirely sure that I’m stunned for the best reasons.
He’ll Make You Believe: Let’s bring it back to Ali, because if this movie works at all, it’s thanks to his grounding central performance. That’s not to say that the veterans and newcomers surrounding him aren’t also worthy of praise, because they certainly are. But as everything in his world becomes more and more outrageous, he never lets go of making us see the recognizable human crisis that he’s enduring. That’s his acting superpower: he’s the calm in the storm that elevates it all with his steadiness.
Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother is Recommended If You Like: Exploitation flicks, Religious yearning, The Righteous Gemstones
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Swords
September 22, 2026
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Arty Froushan, Claire Scanlon, Jaboukie Young-White, Lili Reinhart, Nicholas Duvernay, Rachel Marsh, The Love Hypothesis, Tom Bateman

My hypothesis is that plenty of people will watch this movie (CREDIT: Prime Video/Screenshot)
Starring: Lili Reinhart, Tom Bateman, Rachel Marsh, Jaboukie Young-White, Nicholas Duvernay, Arty Froushan
Director: Claire Scanlon
Running Time: 110 Minutes
Rating: R for A Notable Deficit of Shyness in the Bedroom
Release Date: September 23, 2026 (Amazon Prime Video)
What’s It About?: It’s hard to think straight in an academic setting. Olive Smith (Lili Reinhart) can certainly attest to that. She’s a biology PhD candidate at Stanford who cares about two things above all else: finding a cure for pancreatic cancer, and her best friend Anh (Rachel Marsh). Regarding the latter, she attempts to convince Anh that she’s over their mutual crush Jeremy (Nicholas Duvernay) by impulsively kissing a random guy in a hallway. Unfortunately, that random guy turns out to be Dr. Adam Carlsen (Tom Bateman), the professor with the most hardass reputation in their department. But somehow, he’s actually willing to enter into a mutually beneficial arrangement with Olive: they’ll pretend to date each other so that her friends can date without feeling guilty and so that Stanford can be convinced that he’s sufficiently committed to his current location for them to release his research funds. Olive might think that she’s objective enough not to catch feelings, but it can get a little slippery when you’re your own test subject.
What Made an Impression?: Getting to the Revelations: The Love Hypothesis is based on Ali Hazelwood’s beloved 2021 novel of the same name, which I bought and devoured just a couple weeks before the movie’s release. When I’m reviewing a movie that’s an adaptation, I don’t always (or often) focus on its fidelity or deviation from the source material. But in this case, it’s the perfect opportunity to do so. With that in mind, I’ll highlight that there’s a major revelation that’s treated as a climactic moment at the end of the book, but in the movie, it’s treated as a more casual revelation as the first act transitions to the second. And honestly, I think it makes sense to reposition in that way. It was kind of drawn out on the page, and it’s ultimately not the biggest deal in Olive and Adam’s journey (though it is meaningful in its own way).
Adaptational Flexibility: To quickly sum up the rest of the changes from page to screen: a few supporting players are dropped, some conflicts are compressed, and certain moments of character development are subtly but significantly shifted. These alterations will certainly stick out if you’ve read (or re-read) the novel as close to watching as I have, but none of them fundamentally change what this movie is all about. Instead, they feel like alternative scenarios that Hazelwood herself very could have considered when writing the book. Think of them as shifting puzzle pieces instead of chemical reactions resulting in a new substance.
The Passion Can’t Be Denied: There’s an effort to characterize Olive as a demisexual, a fairly new term used to refer to people who can only experience sexual attraction upon developing a strong emotional bond with someone. It’s a little bluntly stated in the screen version, though we certainly do see that bond being formed. The moment of consummation is a lot more intense than you might expect from something with such a frothy premise and color palette. I don’t know how much Lili Reinhart was focusing on the demisexuality of it all while calibrating her performance, but she and Bateman certainly forged the requisite connection.
Looking for Meaning in a Meaningless World: During a sequence at a campus picnic, there’s a random shot of an extra chowing down on some food. I don’t know if the editor was having a bit of fun, or if that was just more or less unintentional. But either way, it made an impression on me.
Shrinking: With the built-in audience that a beloved book provides, one would think that The Love Hypothesis would be a slam dunk proposition as a theatrical release instead of the straight-to-streaming arrival it’s been fated to. Perhaps that lack of immersion is why some of the scenes that should have had my heart singing at full volume instead fell a little flat. Thus, I must recommend that any of you who are planning to watch must do your best to recreate the theatrical experience at home. So invite a whole bunch of friends, project it on the wall, set up a full-service concession stand – whatever you can manage! And then hopefully we’ll have some more evidence regarding my hypothesis that all movies should be released in theaters.
The Love Hypothesis is Recommended If You Like: AO3
Grade: 3 out of 5 Observations
September 21, 2026
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Adam Wingard, Adria Arjona, Alex Pereira, Blake Kennedy, Dan Stevens, Drew Starkey, Eric Wareheim, Jacob Scipio, Michael Biehn, Onslaught, Rebecca Hall, Reginald VelJohnson

Here’s Mr. Onslaught (CREDIT: Richard Foreman/A24)
Starring: Adria Arjona, Dan Stevens, Eric Wareheim, Reginald VelJohnson, Michael Biehn, Blake Kennedy, Alex Pereira, Drew Starkey, Rebecca Hall, Jacob Scipio
Director: Adam Wingard
Running Time: 92 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: September 4, 2026 (Theaters)
Onslaught is a pretty satisfying genre exercise, and there’s plenty that can be said about its blend of approaches and ideas. But mostly I just want to say: hell, yeah, Reginald VelJohnson is still alive and kicking! Who knew that Carl Winslow still had this much left in the tank? Anyone willing to think about it for just a minute, that’s who. And what a treat to see him team up with Eric Wareheim. I mean, Adria Arjona may play the lead, and she’s great and all, but for my money, this is the Reggie & Eric Show above all else.
Grade: 3.5 Erics out of 5 Reginalds
September 16, 2026
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Austin Abrams, Johnno Wilson, Kali Reis, Paul Walter Hauser, Resident Evil, Resident Evil 2026, Zach Cherry, Zach Cregger

Which one’s Resident and which one’s Evil? (CREDIT: Dušan Martinček/Columbia Pictures)
Starring: Austin Abrams, Zach Cherry, Kali Reis, Paul Walter Hauser, Johnno Wilson
Director: Zach Cregger
Running Time: 95 Minutes
Rating: R for Monstrous Violence and the Profanity It Provokes
Release Date: September 18, 2026 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: A scrappy medical courier named Bryan (Austin Abrams) is ready to call it a night after getting through his shift of organ deliveries. But then he’s enticed by one more high-paying dropoff that will require traversing through snowy, mountainous terrain on his way to Raccoon City General hospital. It’s a dangerous enough journey during even the most ideal conditions. But it soon becomes clear that the conditions are pretty much the opposite of ideal, as Bryan encounters a series of infectious, mutated human beings (and a few animals). So he spends the rest of the night running for his life, while also doing his best to get that package to where it belongs, which might just be the key to ensuring that the entire world doesn’t start looking like Raccoon City.
What Made an Impression?: Oops, He Did It Again: This latest adaptation of Resident Evil is at its heart a slapstick adventure. But if you’re confused because you came here to be scared out of your boots, don’t fret! It’s possible to be hilarious without undercutting the terror, and director Zach Cregger nails that balancing act. That’s what happens when survival instincts team up with lack of experience, after all. Bryan has no idea how to make sense of this nightmare, but he undeniably wants to make it out alive. So sometimes, he successfully blasts away zombies, while other times he shoots his own car. Sometimes he lures zombies into splatting against each other, and other times he just falls over a fence. Abrams has the perfect jittery energy for all of this, and my theater just lapped it up.
What’s That Hiding Around the Corner?: When you direct a couple of the most acclaimed horror movies of the past few years, as Zach Cregger has, it creates certain expectations for your subsequent fright flicks. In Cregger’s case, more than anything else, it’s his knack for mid-act reveals that recontextualize everything that came before. That’s easier to pull off with an original screenplay than it is with a property with a decades-long cultural footprint like Resident Evil. But it’s not impossible! While there’s nothing quite as massively world-flipping here as there was in Barbarian and Weapons, there are plenty of smaller moments that had me gratefully cheering, “Hoo boy, I was not expecting that!” He’s quite the magician, this Cregger fellow, always orienting our attention where it needs to go for maximum effect.
Great Care Was Taken: The makeup crew and visual effects artists also deserve plenty of direct praise. I’ve never played any of the RE games, so I don’t know what percentage of their designs were recreations and how much were original. But I do know that it was all effective! Leonardo da Vinci would’ve been quite proud if he were alive today.
Give Yourself Time to Recover: This Resident Evil runs a brisk hour and a half, seemingly more or less in real time. You’ll be thrilled at all the chills and spills packed into that efficient duration, and grateful for the extra minutes to devote to the rest of your day. I recommend spending a chunk of it re-listening to Ryan and Hays Holladays’ score while mulling over what you’ve endured.
Resident Evil is Recommended If You Like: Screaming + Laughing + Cheering
Grade: 4 out of 5 Outbreaks
September 14, 2026
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Alec Newman, Austin Amelio, Avi Nash, Avy Berry, Cameron Brady, Caspar Steinbeck, Dylan Page, Ethan Hawke, George Burgess, Jeffrey Lee Hallman, Julia Jones, Lucas Lynggaad Tonnesen, Padraic McKinley, Peter Lewys Preston, Russell Crowe, Sam Hazeldine, The Weight

They put The Weight right on us (CREDIT: Vertical)
Starring: Ethan Hawke, Russell Crowe, Julia Jones, Austin Amelio, Avi Nash, Lucas Lynggaad Tonnesen, George Burgess, Cameron Brady, Avy Berry, Alec Newman, Sam Hazeldine, Jeffrey Lee Hallman, Dylan Page, Peter Lewys Preston, Caspar Steinbeck
Director: Padraic McKinley
Running Time: 113 Minutes
Rating: R for Language and Some Shockingly Intense Violence
Release Date: September 18, 2026 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Samuel Murphy (Ethan Hawke) has found himself in a greatly depressing situation, which is appropriate given the setting of his movie, i.e. 1933 Oregon. After he and his young daughter Penny (Avy Berry) are evicted, a violent misunderstanding with the police leads to Murphy being arrested and placed in a hard labor camp. There’s a chance he can be released in a few months with good behavior, but that’s not soon enough to be reunited with his daughter before she’ll become a ward of the state. So the man in charge of the labor camp, Warden Clancy (Russell Crowe), offers him an out: he’ll sign the papers granting Murphy an even earlier release as long as Murphy does a certain favor for him. Specifically, he must assemble a small crew of his fellow convicts and transport gold bars to a designated dropoff point. It sure sounds dangerous, possibly even deadly, and probably not exactly legal. But Murphy never doubts that it’s his best hope to get Penny back in his arms.
What Made an Impression?: Surely There’s Got to Be a Better Way!: You know those rickety rope bridges hanging between cliffs that are just waiting to have their wooden planks scooched down into the abyss? I always assumed that they were invented for the Indiana Jones movies and their ilk, but maybe they are a real thing after all. The Weight would certainly like us to believe that they existed in the early 20th century Pacific Northwest wilderness, as there’s a marvelously tense set piece in which Murphy and his crew realize that the bridge they’re crossing is not going to hold the weight of a man and all the gold he’s lugging around in his backpack. So Murphy stands in the middle while someone on one end tosses him one bar at a time, and then he tosses each bar one at a time to the other end. Every little movement is a life-or-death proposition, doubly so. One false step could be the end for Murphy, and furthermore, Clancy has assured them that losing just one of the bars means they’ve failed the entire mission. It’s the movie’s entire dramatic tension captured in one white-knuckle sequence.
Flying Gracefully Forever: Ethan Hawke is one of those actors that I’ll see in basically anything. (That preference was solidified during his turn in 2010s genre flicks like The Purge and Sinister.) The Weight is just the latest evidence of the wisdom of that attitude. There’s one scene in particular when Hawke as Murphy figures out how to move a massive boulder off the road that makes it abundantly clear that we’re in the care of someone who knows exactly what he’s doing. It’s a perfect distillation of his team player instincts, as he makes everyone else in the ensemble exponentially better.
Never Comfortable Again: The Weight is a constantly damp movie, as the gold transporters must traverse multiple river crossings and occasionally sleep under unforgiving rainstorms. And it’s not like they brought any change of clothes for the journey. This isn’t exactly the sort of thing I’m in the mood for in September, as its overcast outlook threatens that the end of the month will give way to a perpetually cloudy autumn. It’s a well-made movie, for sure, but you just gotta make sure you’re equipped to handle that lack of sunshine.
The Weight is Recommended If You Like: Forrest hiking, Pre-seat belt era car chases, Climactic dealmaking
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Teddy Bears
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