May 5, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Adain Bradley, Anna Halberg, Avantika, Harriet Slater, Humberly González, Jacob Batalon, Larsen Thompson, Olwen Fouéré, Spenser Cohen, Tarot, Wolfgang Novogratz
When in Tarot, do as the Tarots do (CREDIT: Screen Gems)
Starring: Harriet Slater, Jacob Batalon, Avantika, Adain Bradley, Humberly González, Wolfgang Novogratz, Larsen Thompson, Olwen Fouéré
Directors: Spenser Cohen and Anna Halberg
Running Time: 92 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
Release Date: May 3, 2024 (Theaters)
Is Tarot (The Movie) pro-divination or anti-divination? Fortunately, when it comes to horror, it doesn’t matter! This most definitely ain’t gonna change any paradigms about those Fool and Death Cards, but it does the trick for a Friday Night PG-13 Doopy Fright Flick. In conclusion, my visit to Make-Believe Tarot Land was perfectly cromulent!
Grade: Final Destination for Dummies
May 2, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Amber Benson, Brigette Lundy-Paine, Connor O'Malley, Danielle Deadwyler, Emma Portner, Fred Durst, Helena Howard, I Saw the TV Glow, Ian Foreman, Jane Schoenbrun, Justice Smith, Lindsey Jordan
Look at them, they’re glowing! (CREDIT: A24)
Starring: Justice Smith, Brigette Lundy-Paine, Ian Foreman, Helena Howard, Danielle Deadwyler, Fred Durst, Lindsey Jordan, Amber Benson, Connor O’Malley, Emma Portner
Director: Jane Schoenbrun
Running Time: 100 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Creepy Images and Psychic Distress
Release Date: May 3, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Owen (Justice Smith) and Maddy (Brigette Lundy-Paine) are a couple of teenage misfits in 90s suburbia who bond over their love of the fantasy horror series The Pink Opaque, which airs on the fictional Young Adult Network. (Think Are You Afraid of the Dark? on Nickelodeon’s Saturday night SNICK block of programming, but also with some Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Twin Peaks flourishes.) For Owen, the show is an escape from his depressing home life, with a cancer-stricken mother (Danielle Deadwyler) and a quietly menacing father (Fred Durst). For Maddy, it’s even more than that, as her memories of The Pink Opaque soon become cross-wired with her perception of reality. Or were she and Owen actually the show’s main characters all along? Regardless of what’s fact or fiction, the show proves to be an inexplicable part of Owen’s journey of self-actualization.
What Made an Impression?: Coming Out of the TV: I had the good fortune of my screening of I Saw the TV Glow being followed by a Q&A with writer-director Jane Schoenbrun, a trans and non-binary person who uses they/them pronouns. I recognized some queer themes on my own, but Schoenbrun’s explanations let me in on them further. That is to say, Owen is trans but just doesn’t realize it yet. A key moment pointing towards this (Very Big) subtext is a conversation between Maddy and Owen in which she informs him that she likes girls, and when she asks him if he also likes girls, or boys, he responds, “I think that I like TV shows.” Before the Q&A, I had interpreted this to mean that Owen is probably asexual, and I still think that may be true, but the whole psychedelic swirl that is I Saw the TV Glow makes it clear that it’s a bit more complicated than that.
Turning Ourselves On: As a cisgender straight man, my personal story is in many ways quite different from those of Owen, Maddy, and Schoenbrun. But I Saw the TV Glow still resonated with me profoundly. After all, it wasn’t just queer people who were obsessed with Nickelodeon and creepy genre TV back in the 90s. This movie is already being hailed as a landmark in trans cinema, and understandably so. But anyone who’s ever felt alienated from life and found solace in a show that seems like it was made just for you (only to eventually connect with a like-minded community) should find plenty of resonance here.
Oh, Fudge!: I Saw the TV Glow also has plenty of fun from an aesthetic standpoint, with The Pink Opaque serving up some delicious nightmare fuel. The show-within-the-movie is about two psychically connected friends fighting off the moon-dwelling Mr. Melancholy and his monster-of-the-week cronies. The best of these baddies is surely the ice cream man, a ruthless beast in a melting rubber suit who seems to be awakened by the annual end-of-summer lament that frozen treats can no longer be enjoyed the rest of the year. As someone who loves a perfect banana split on a sweltering dog day, I felt truly seen. If you’re reading this, Jane Schoenbrun, let’s hang out at your favorite soft serve joint the next time you’re in town.
I Saw the TV Glow is Recommended If You Like: SNICK, Videodrome, The Matrix, The X-Files, The AV Club in its heyday
Grade: 4 out of 5 VHS Tapes
April 30, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Aaron Taylor-Johnson, David Leitch, Emily Blunt, Hannah Waddingham, Ryan Gosling, Stephanie Hsu, Teresa Palmer, The Fall Guy, Winston Duke
Fall in May (CREDIT: Universal Pictures)
Starring: Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Hannah Waddingham, Winston Duke, Teresa Palmer, Stephanie Hsu
Director: David Leitch
Running Time: 126 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Blank Gunfire, Real Gunfire, Prop Swords, Real Falls
Release Date: May 3, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: At the beginning of The Fall Guy, stuntman Colt Seavers (Ryan Gosling) takes a great fall. But unlike Humpty Dumpty, the folks around him are ultimately able to put him back together again. Although he’s certainly not without his scars, both physical and emotional. A serious on-set injury has prompted him to disappear from his Hollywood career and his girlfriend Jody Moreno (Emily Blunt). But just when he thinks he’s out for good, his old producer Gail Meyer (Hannah Waddingham) pulls him back in with an offer he can’t refuse: head Down Under to Sydney to become the stunt double once again for major star Tom Ryder (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) in Metalstorm, Jody’s epic sci-fi romance directorial debut. But there’s also a side mission in the offing, as Gail tells Colt that the real reason he’s here is to track down the missing Tom and bring him back to set. So Colt straps in his mouthguard and turns into a special agent as various versions of Kiss’ “I Was Made for Lovin’ You” keeps playing during all of the most pivotal moments.
What Made an Impression?: A Feature-Length Campaign: The Fall Guy is based on a 1980s TV show starring Lee Majors about stunt performers who are bounty hunters on the side, and it’s directed by David Leitch, a former stuntman and stunt coordinator himself. It’s no surprise then that Leitch has honored his brethren by what is essentially a two-hour video editorial arguing in favor of a stunt category at the Academy Awards. The stunt community and plenty of film lovers have been pushing that idea for years, and with the recent announcement of the addition of a Casting Oscar, can stunts be far behind? After watching The Fall Guy, it’s impossible not to appreciate the contributions of stunt workers on both a technical and an artistic level. It’s also impossible not to recognize them as whole human beings with fascinating interior lives who deserve to be recognized as much as anybody else.
A Mature Series of Conversations: Emily Blunt is one of Earth’s most captivating actors, and Ryan Gosling is endlessly charming, so it’s no surprise that Colt and Jody’s love story is filled with wit, honest longing, and karaoke. Furthermore, I was pleased that it reminded me of Blunt and Matt Damon in 2011’s The Adjustment Bureau, but whereas that earlier romance pulled off the sublime feelings of a fateful first encounter, The Fall Guy sparks with the maturity of a shared history. Colt and Jody are thoughtful and caring towards each other, and despite the pain of their separation, neither of them can quite fathom why they spent so much time apart. And neither can we, as they slip so easily into their natural roles of each other’s inspirations. Metalstorm and Tom’s absence are making everything much more stressful than they surely wanted their reunion to be, but it’s often the high-stress episodes that deepen our relationships for the better.
The Fall Guy is Recommended If You Like: Self-aware split-screen, Cars on fire, Hearts on fire
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Stunts
April 29, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Alan Ritchson, Alex Pettyfer, Babs Olusanmokun, Cary Elwes, Challengers, Danny Sapani, Eiza González, Freddie Fox, Guy Ritchie, Henrique Zaga, Henry Cavill, Henry Golding, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Josh O'Connor, Luca Guadagnino, Mike Faist, Rory Kinnear, The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, Til Schweiger, Zendaya
Ungentlemanly Warfare, huh, what is it good for? CREDIT: Metro Goldwyn Mayer Pictures/Lionsgate
Challengers
Starring: Zendaya, Josh O’Connor, Mike Faist
Director: Luca Guadagnino
Running Time: 131 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: April 26, 2024 (Theaters)
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Starring: Henry Cavill, Eiza González, Alan Ritchson, Henry Golding, Alex Pettyfer, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Babs Olusanmokun, Cary Elwes, Til Schweiger, Henrique Zaga, Rory Kinnear, Danny Sapani, Freddie Fox
Director: Guy Ritchie
Running Time: 120 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: April 19, 2024 (Theaters)
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April 24, 2024
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Cinema, Movie Reviews
Christophe Zajac-Denek, David Liebe Hart, David Zellner, Jesse Eisenberg, Kate Distler, Lynn Downey, Maria Bamford, Nathan Faustyn, Nathan Zellner, Phil Braun, Riley Keough, Sasquatch Sunset, The People's Joker, Vera Drew
Mr. J & Mr. S (CREDIT: Altered Innocence/Screenshot; Bleecker Street)
Sasquatch Sunset
Starring: Riley Keough, Jesse Eisenberg, Christophe Zajac-Denek, Nathan Zellner
Directors: Nathan and David Zellner
Running Time: 89 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: April 12, 2024 (Theaters)
The People’s Joker
Starring: Vera Drew, Lynn Downey, Kate Distler, Nathan Faustyn, David Liebe Hart, Phil Braun, Maria Bamford
Director: Vera Drew
Running Time: 92 Minutes
Rating: Unrated
Release Date: April 5, 2024 (Theaters)
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April 23, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Andrew Koji, Bill Skarsgård, Boy Kills World, Brett Gelman, Cameron Crovetti, Famke Janssen, H. Jon Benjamin, Isaiah Mustafa, Jessica Rothe, Michelle Dockery, Moritz Mohr, Nicholas Crovetti, Quinn Copeland, Sharlto Copley, Yayan Ruhian
Oh, Boy! (CREDIT: Roadside Attractions)
Starring: Bill Skarsgård, H. Jon Benjamin, Jessica Rothe, Michelle Dockery, Brett Gelman, Isaiah Mustafa, Andrew Koji, Famke Janssen, Sharlto Copley, Yayan Ruhian, Nicholas Crovetti, Cameron Crovetti, Quinn Copeland
Director: Moritz Mohr
Running Time: 111 Minutes
Rating: R for Blood, Guts, and All Sorts of Deadly Injuries
Release Date: April 26, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: They killed his family right in front of him when he was a child, and now he’s spent the rest of his life preparing for vengeance. Isn’t that always the way on the silver screen? Indeed, the revenge genre remains vibrant and durable, especially when the setting is a fascistic post-apocalyptic society like in Boy Kills World. In the dystopian tradition of The Hunger Games and The Purge, Boy (Bill Skarsgård) is one of the many victims of The Culling, in which the ruling van der Koy family rounds up a group of citizens to be annually slaughtered on live TV. Boy’s mom and sister were among those culled many years ago in an attack that left him deaf and mute. Now, following his tutelage from a single-minded shaman (Yayan Ruhian), he’s ready to mete out some bloody, cheeky justice during this year’s edition. And since he can’t talk, we get to keep company with his cartoonishly nervous inner voice (H. Jon Benjamin, naturally) and the ghostly memory of his spunky little sis (Quinn Copeland).
What Made an Impression?: Kickbox the Rainbow: If Skittles stopped being a candy and started being an action movie, the result of that alchemy would surely be Boy Kills World. Boy’s bright vest is matched by the dandy-ish pants and cravats of the most eccentric van der Koy (Sharlto Copley, naturally), and counterbalanced by pops of canary yellow, particularly on the mysterious helmet-wearing combat specialist played by Jessica Rothe. Furthermore, the frenetic martial arts bouts feel like they were choreographed by eight-year-olds who mainlined their Halloween hauls, but then finessed by more sober professionals. This relentless approach could be blinding and exhausting, but it’s all tempered by Benjamin’s steadily phlegmatic narration.
A Vicious Cycle: Boy Kills World could have settled for just delivering shallow thrills, but it has more on its mind than that. The question hanging over Boy’s journey ultimately isn’t whether or not he can kill all his enemies, but whether or not he can ever truly escape this oppressive society. And on top of that, can any of the van der Koys untether themselves from their violent family legacy? The final act makes it clear that Boy has become so much more twisted by his trauma than he realizes, and he’s not the only one. For anyone who’s been born into a clan with unhealthy patterns that keep repeating themselves, this movie might just provide the inspiration you need to disengage from that paradigm. The presentation might be as cartoonish as possible, but the psychological underpinnings are as firm as can be.
Boy Kills World is Recommended If You Like: Street Fighter, Sugar rushes, Traumatic psychology
Grade: 4 out of 5 Cullings
April 18, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Abigail, Alisha Weir, Angus Cloud, Dan Stevens, Giancarlo Esposito, Kathryn Newton, Kevin Durand, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Melissa Barrera, Tyler Gillett, William Catlett
Isn’t she lovely! (CREDIT: Bernard Walsh/Universal Pictures)
Starring: Alisha Weir, Melissa Barrera, Dan Stevens, Kathryn Newton, William Catlett, Kevin Durand, Angus Cloud, Giancarlo Esposito
Directors: Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett
Running Time: 109 Minutes
Rating: R for Buckets of Blood, and Even Some Guts, and All the Attendant F-Bombs
Release Date: April 19, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: A ragtag group of criminals who are the best at what they do are assembled for a seemingly simple job: kidnap 12-year-old ballerina Abigail (Alisha Weir) and demand a $50 million ransom from her very powerful father. They hole up in a mansion for what’s meant to be a straightforward babysitting gig and assume Rat Pack-inspired codenames to hide their true identities. But that’s not amore, because it soon becomes clear that they’re in much more than they’ve bargained for when Abigail reveals the full extent of her identity. Could it be that this crew has more in common that they realize and that they might just have the right pop culture-inspired know-how to escape this house of horrors? Considering that Abigail was directed by the savvy team behind Ready or Not and the last couple of Screams, signs point to yes!
What Made an Impression?: Twist Premise: If you’ve ever listened to the podcast Scott Hasn’t Seen, then you may have encountered a pet theory of its co-host Scott Aukerman. The gist is that movies shouldn’t have titles, but instead just be identified by numbers, e.g. “Movie #10,607.” Aukerman’s point is that it’s best for audiences to experience movies with absolutely zero expectations and therefore maximum potential for surprise. If that idea appeals to you, then you should stop reading this review RIGHT NOW if you have any interest in seeing Abigail. But if you already regularly go to the movie theater or watch TV, then chances are you’ve already seen the ubiquitous trailer, which gives away the big twist at the heart of the concept. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with knowing about the title dancer’s bloodsucking tendencies when entering the theater, but it is worth noting that the script doesn’t rush into the reveal. I loved seeing the Abigail trailer as often as I did, but it would’ve been nice to have been able to test out Mr. Aukerman’s theory.
Let’s Make a Deal: When Abigail shows what appears to be its full hand, it turns into a full-bore cat-and-mouse most dangerous game as a little predator nibbles away at her prey. But it actually has another ace or two up its sleeve. You see, Abigail’s father is a notorious gangster businessman whose elimination of his enemies has become a bit of an urban legend. Or it would be a legend, if it weren’t all true. That wrinkle might make it seem like the bloodlust is even more inescapable, but it also opens up some avenues for wheeling and dealing. Abigail may love playing with her food, but there are certain frustrations that come with being a preteen for centuries. And while you’d be wise to be skeptical about her or anyone else of her ilk when they say they’ll let you go, their offers do make for some intriguing negotiation.
Theater of Blood: With her levitational abilities, bone-twisting dance skills, and telepathic manipulation, Abigail’s powers are about as boundless as you could possibly fear they’d be. But it’s essential for vampires to have some vulnerability, and that’s where Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett excel. Let’s just say, if you manage to expose Abigail to sunlight or poke her with a stake, she does not go gently. If you enjoyed the death scenes in Ready or Not, then you’ll lap up Abigail as quite the encore. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett aren’t reinventing the vampire wheel here (who could at this point?), but they’re certainly pouring all of their blood and guts into it.
Abigail is Recommended If You Like: Ready or Not, And Then There Were None, The blood elevator from The Shining
Grade: 3 out of 5 Tutus
April 16, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Ayaamii Sledge, Carter Young, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead 2024, Donielle Tremaine Hansley, Gus Kenworthy, Iantha Richardson, Jermaine Fowler, June Squibb, Miles Fowler, Ms. Pat, Nicole Richie, Simone Joy Jones, Wade Allain-Marcus
I haven’t told my mom that I watched this movie (CREDIT: Iconic Events/Screenshot)
Starring: Simone Joy Jones, Nicole Richie, Donielle Tremaine Hansley, Ayaamii Sledge, Carter Young, June Squibb, Miles Fowler, Ms. Pat, Jermaine Fowler, Gus Kenworthy, Iantha Richardson
Director: Wade Allain-Marcus
Running Time: 99 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: April 12, 2024 (Theaters)
Y’all know I sometimes like to review movies by asking: would I like this to happen to me? In the case of Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead (2024 Version), I don’t think I can go any higher than a “Reply hazy, try again.”
I’ve never seen the original Don’t Tell…, so I don’t know if this 21st century version opted for a totally new direction, but I can say for sure that this is NOT what I was expecting. With a deceased babysitter, I figured the kids would take their newfound freedom and get up to a bunch of unfettered adventures that Mom cannot know about. But instead, the kids need money, so they apply for jobs that Mom cannot know about. Instead of vicarious partying, I had to paddle through vicarious financial precarity. ACK!
Grade: Don’t Tell Mom About the Fraud Either
April 11, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Alex Garland, Cailee Spaeny, Civil War, Jesse Plemons, Kirsten Dunst, Nick Offerman, Stephen McKinley Henderson, Wagner Moura
Civil War, what is it good for? (CREDIT: Murray Close/A24)
Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Wagner Moura, Cailee Spaeny, Stephen McKinley Henderson, Nick Offerman, Jesse Plemons
Director: Alex Garland
Running Time: 109 Minutes
Rating: R for Gunfire, Grenades, and Piles of Dead Bodies
Release Date: April 12, 2024 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: The president of the United States refuses to relinquish power in the face of incoming secessionary forces. Meanwhile, a group of journalists sniffs out an opportunity, as they’re going to barge right into the White House for an interview. Nobody outside of the commander-in-chief’s inner circle has talked to him in who knows how long. But they’re warned that it’s essentially a suicide mission. The administration considers the press an enemy of the people, and the area in and around Washington, D.C. is the deadliest part of the country, or what’s left of it. Nevertheless, they feel compelled to make the trip, out of a sense of duty, or ambition, or steely commitment to the truth, or some combination of the above.
What Made an Impression?: Thought Number One: The fact that Civil War takes place in a near-future United States is kind of beside the point. The landscape matters in a logistical sense, but the underlying principles would remain the same no matter what the setting or how much it is or isn’t based in reality. Fundamentally, this movie is a dramatized how-to guide for how to be a wartime photojournalist. As veteran photog Lee (Kirsten Dunst), her colleague Joel (Wagner Moura), ambitious youngster Jessie (Cailee Spaeny), and Lee and Joel’s mentor Sammy (Stephen McKinley Henderson) embed themselves in combat zones, they’re just as vulnerable to bullets and bombs as any soldier or civilian. The big block “PRESS” letters on their vests and van are supposed to relay a message of objective neutrality, one that most (but not all) of the combatants respect.
Thought Number Two: Any viewer expecting Civil War to be a specific warning about the current state of affairs in the United States will likely end up disappointed. This country may be more polarized than it’s been in decades, but the exact nature of that polarization is not exactly reflected in writer/director Alex Garland’s vision. This is simply an alternate possibility of what that division could look like, one that Garland thoroughly declines to offer any explanation for. Even the president (Nick Offerman) remains nameless! Once I accepted that Civil War was going to be light on backstory, I could appreciate its cinéma vérité qualities. Still, I was frustrated by the impenetrable characterization of the people that we do get to know. Although, that was perhaps by design, as Lee and Joel have been hardened by the lesson that they must subsume themselves within their jobs. Weirdly enough, that loss of personality is enough to remind me of how urgent it is to avoid any actual civil war.
Civil War is Recommended If You Like: Primary (1960), Abandoned highway cinematography, Ominous road trips
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Alliances
April 9, 2024
jmunney
Cinema, Movie Reviews
Catalina Saavedra, Greta Lee, Greta Titelman, Isabella Rossellini, James Scully, Julio Torres, Kelly McCormack, Laith Nakli, Larry Owens, Megan Stalter, Problemista, RZA, Spike Einbinder, Tilda Swinton
A Problemistamatic Man (CREDIT: A24)
Starring: Julio Torres, Tilda Swinton, RZA, Isabella Rossellini, Catalina Saavedra, James Scully, Laith Nakli, Spike Einbinder, Greta Lee, Larry Owens, Kelly McCormack, Greta Titelman, Megan Stalter
Director: Julio Torres
Running Time: 98 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: March 1, 2024 (Theaters)
There’s a problem out there, and it’s not Problemista.
So I just wanted to pop in and say that the American visa and immigration system is kind of crazytown bananapants. (Who among us hasn’t had the odd green card in his or her pants, right?) But at least it inspired Julio Torres to make a pretty good film. It’s about seeing a plan through and finding a kindred spirit through all the cacophony and rancor. Now, let’s go be assertive!
Grade: The Promise of Cryogenics is Alive in Brooklyn
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