Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
June 2, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Chris Messina, David Dastmalchian, LisaGay Hamilton, Madison Hu, Marin Ireland, Rob Savage, Sophie Thatcher, The Boogeyman, Vivien Lyra Blair Leave a comment
I had a Bogey, man. (CREDIT: 20th Century Studios/Screenshot)
Starring: Sophie Thatcher, Chris Messina, Vivien Lyra Blair, David Dastmalchian, Marin Ireland, Madison Hu, LisaGay Hamilton
Director: Rob Savage
Running Time: 99 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
Release Date: June 2, 2023 (Theaters)
Honestly? I would’ve preferred a full-length version of The Boogerman.
Grade: They Took a Little Boogie Out of It
June 2, 2023
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Television 30 for 30, Ben Folds, But Here We Are, Folkocracy, Foo Fighters, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, John Mellencamp, Never Have I Ever, Orpheus Descending, Rufus Wainwright, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, The Boogeyman, The Eric Andre Show, The Luckiest Guy in the World, What Matters Most Leave a comment
ONE OF THE BEST 30 FOR 30s!!! (CREDIT: ESPN/Screenshot)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–The Boogeyman (Theaters)
–Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (Theaters)
TV
–The Eric Andre Show Season 5 Premiere (June 4 on Adult Swim) – Since it airs at midnight, it’ll technically take the 5th.
–30 for 30: The Luckiest Guy in the World Docuseries Premiere (June 6 on ESPN) – This is about Bill Walton.
–It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 16 Premiere (June 7 on FXX)
–Never Have I Ever Season 4 (June 8 on Netflix) – Final Season Alert!
Music
-Ben Folds, What Matters Most
-Foo Fighters, But Here We Are
-John Mellencamp, Orpheus Descending
-Rufus Wainwright, Folkocracy
June 1, 2023
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny, Movie preview, No Hard Feelings, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Leave a comment
Don’t be afraid to catch hard feels (CREDIT: Macall Polay/Columbia Pictures)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for June 2023:
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse: Miles Morales and company return with their signature distinctive visuals. The multiverse is so hot right now.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse will be all over theaters beginning June 2.
May 31, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Amandla Stenberg, Andy Samberg, Brian Tyree Henry, Daniel Kaluuya, Greta Lee, Hailee Steinfeld, Issa Rae, Jake Johnson, Jason Schwartzman, Joaquim Dos Santos, Jorma Taccone, Justin K. Thompson, Karan Soni, Kemp Powers, Luna Lauren Velez, Miles Morales, Oscar Isaac, Rachel Dratch, Shameik Moore, Shea Wigham, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, Spider-Verse 1 Comment
Tonight, we’re gonna Spider like it’s 2099 (CREDIT: Sony Pictures)
Starring: Shameik Moore, Hailee Steinfeld, Oscar Isaac, Brian Tyree Henry, Luna Lauren Velez, Jake Johnson, Jason Schwartzman, Issa Rae, Karan Soni, Daniel Kaluuya, Shea Wigham, Greta Lee, Rachel Dratch, Jorma Taccone, Andy Samberg, Amandla Stenberg
Directors: Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, and Justin K. Thompson
Running Time: 140 Minutes
Rating: PG for Mostly Mild Punches and Scrapes
Release Date: June 2, 2023 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Miles Morales (Shameik Moore) really relishes getting to be Spider-Man, but if he’s being honest, his life is far from perfect. He loves his parents, but he doesn’t know how to be fully honest with them. And he’s excited about a college-bound future, but it won’t fill the multiverse-sized hole in his heart. He met a bunch of really cool spider-people from other universes during his first big adventure, and he spends most of his days wishing he could get to see them again. Then a certain version of Gwen Stacy (Hailee Steinfeld) shows up once again to let him know that the multiverse is facing a greater threat than it’s ever seen before. A seemingly infinite amount of spider-beings are recruited for the mission, but if he’s not careful, Miles might actually stand in the way of everything working out.
What Made an Impression?: When Into the Spider-Verse came out in 2018, it was a breath of fresh air. Despite the weight of its multiversal ambitions, it was light on its feet and disarmingly accessible. Across the Spider-Verse doesn’t have the benefit of surprise, and it threatens to tip over by going deeper, heavier, and longer, but it still manages to be just as compelling. It helps to have pizzazz. The various animation styles are just so astoundingly intricate that I simply can’t look away. I imagine some viewers might find this outing overwhelming, but considering how saturated our culture currently is with superheroes, the buy-in isn’t that difficult.
The conflict at the heart of Across the Spider-Verse is an age-old one about free will. The oft-told origin story of the Peter Parker version of Spider-Man hinges on the death of his Uncle Ben, and it turns out that every other spider-hero has endured a similar mortal trauma. Everyone, that is, except Miles. He insists on trying to prevent any tragedy he can, while those with more experience in these matters warn him about tampering with “canon events” that will lead to “anomalies.” This sort of struggle has been mined for so much drama in the history of fantasy and science fiction, and it’s no less powerful here.
A couple of warnings: certain segments of the sound mix made it difficult to hear some dialogue over the din of the insistent score. Unless that was an issue with the theater, you may struggle with this as well, so seek out a showtime with open captions if possible. And it’s also worth noting that another sequel, Beyond the Spider-Verse, is already scheduled to arrive in March 2024, and it’s only the mildest of spoilers to reveal that it has some loose threads to tie up.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is Recommended If You Like: Spider-Man 2099, Spider-Woman, Scarlet Spider, Spider-Et Cetera
Grade: 4 out of 5 Anomalies
May 30, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews BlackBerry, Cary Elwes, Glenn Howerton, Jay Baruchel, Mark Critch, Matt Johnson, Michael Ironside, Michelle Giroux, Rich Sommer, Saul Rubinek, SungWon Cho Leave a comment
Which one’s Berry? (CREDIT: IFC Films)
Starring: Jay Baruchel, Glenn Howerton, Matt Johnson, Saul Rubinek, Michael Ironside, Rich Sommer, SungWon Cho, Cary Elwes, Michelle Giroux, Mark Critch
Director: Matt Johnson
Running Time: 121 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: May 12, 2023 (Theaters)
I’m a BlackBerry Boy now! But only when it comes to the movie, not the phone, of course. Could you imagine, though? I’m making a motion for Research in Motion to stage a miraculous comeback in 2023! But let’s be kinder to each other this time around, please.
♪BlackBerry Beret!♪
Anyway, Jay Baruchel and Glenn Howerton were pretty much perfectly cast in this, and that’s all there is to it.
Grade: Fine Canadian Manufacturing
May 28, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Bert Kreischer, Iva Babić, Jessica Gabor, Jimmy Tatro, Mark Hamill, Nikola Đuričko, Oleg Taktarov, Peter Atencio, Stephanie Kurtzuba, The Machine Leave a comment
More Machine Than Bert (CREDIT: Aleksandar Letic/Screen Gems)
Starring: Bert Kreischer, Mark Hamill, Iva Babić, Jimmy Tatro, Jessica Gabor, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Nikola Đuričko, Oleg Taktarov
Director: Peter Atencio
Running Time: 112 Minutes
Rating: R
Release Date: May 26, 2023 (Theaters)
If you’ve read some of my other movie reviews, you might have noticed that I sometimes like to ask, “Do I want to do/be The Thing in This Movie?” So now that Bert Kreischer has taken us on a tour of Russia… do I want to be The Machine? Honestly, I think there’s a little (or a big) Machine in all of us… and I like it! We aren’t all fated to party with the Russian mafia, but surely we are all fated to encounter dangerous fun in our own particular way. So here comes the rise of My Machine*! (*-Hopefully minus the part where I would call any women in my life the C-word.)
Grade: 400 Marks out of 700 Hamills
May 26, 2023
Cinema, Entertainment To-Do List, Music, Sports, Television French Open, I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson, Nancy Drew, NBA, NBA Finals, Sparks, The Girl Is Crying in Her Latte, The Little Mermaid, The Machine Leave a comment
Will they finally leave? (CREDIT: Terence Patrick/Netflix)
Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.
Movies
–The Little Mermaid (Theaters) – I’ll check it out.
–The Machine (Theaters) – Based on a viral stand-up bit.
TV
–I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 3 (May 30 on Netflix)
–Nancy Drew Season 4 Premiere (May 31 on The CW) – Final Season Alert!
Music
-Sparks, The Girl Is Crying in Her Latte
Sports
-2023 French Open (May 28-June 11 on NBC, Peacock, and Tennis Channel) – Nadal won’t be playing 😦
-NBA Finals (Starting June 1 on ABC)
May 24, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews About My Father, Anders Holm, Brett Dier, David Rasche, Kim Cattrall, Laura Terruso, Leslie Bibb, Robert De Niro, Sebastian Maniscalco Leave a comment
Sebastian Maniscalco, next to his father (CREDIT: Dan Anderson/Lionsgate)
Starring: Sebastian Maniscalco, Robert De Niro, Leslie Bibb, Kim Cattrall, David Rasche, Anders Holm, Brett Dier
Director: Laura Terruso
Running Time: 89 Minutes
Rating: PG-13 for Some Mildly Off-Color Jokes and A Full Moon
Release Date: May 26, 2023
What’s It About?: Sebastian Maniscalco has now joined the time-honored tradition of comedians making movies about their very own lives. Ain’t that something? It certainly helps that he knows some memorable characters, including one in particular. That would be his Sicilian immigrant father Salvo, here played by none other than Bobby De Niro. Salvo values hard work and frugality above all else, except when it comes to cologne. You might not expect a guy like that to be a hairdresser, but he is in fact an undisputed master of the cosmotelogical arts. As for the plot, Sebastian is finally ready to propose to his girlfriend Ellie (Leslie Bibb) on a Fourth of July trip. He brings his dad along, but a little warily, because he’s not so sure about the impression he’ll make on Ellie’s upper crust family. If that sounds like a formula for gags involving peacock slaughter and accidental indecent exposure, then you know exactly what you’re in for!
What Made an Impression?: I’m fairly certain that the screening of About My Father I attended was mostly filled with Sebastian Maniscalco fans, and they were cracking up the whole way through. So if you count yourself a connoisseur of his comedy, then you should probably check it out as well. I wouldn’t say that he’s fully won me over, but I see the appeal, and it’s an enduring and pretty much universal hook. You don’t have to be Italian-American to understand his family’s immigrant story, and you don’t have to be a child of immigrants to have wacky relatives. About My Father doesn’t break the mold at all with its family dynamics. In fact, it’s as moldy as they come, but it knows exactly what it wants to do, and it pulls it off comfortably.
It certainly helps to have pros on hand who can sell the emotion and trust in the wilder flights of fancy. This isn’t vintage De Niro, but it’s not sleepwalking De Niro either. I imagine he caught some of Sebastian’s stand-up, cracked a smile, said “That’s funny,” and then knew exactly how he was going to play the part. Ellie’s generically conservative parents seem to exist totally divorced from any political reality, but David Rasche is comforting even when you hate what he’s doing, and Kim Cattrall of course cannot be denied. As Ellie’s brothers, Anders Holm is maybe a little too much of a hardcore country club douche (though that’s of course what you hire him for), while Brett Dier is a scene-stealer as a woo-woo positive energy seeker. In conclusion, everyone hits their marks on time, the laughs arrive efficiently, and we all get to go home after an hour and a half.
About My Father is Recommended If You Like: Mining new laughs out of old clichés
Grade: 3 out of 5 Colognes
May 24, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Amber Tamblyn, Arian Moayed, David Cross, Jeannie Berlin, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michaela Watkins, Nicole Holofcener, Owen Teague, Tobias Menzies, You Hurt My Feelings, Zach Cherry Leave a comment
Will they hurt YOUR feelings? Let’s find out! (CREDIT: Jeong Park/A24)
Starring: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tobias Menzies, Michaela Watkins, Arian Moayed, Owen Teague, Jeannie Berlin, David Cross, Amber Tamblyn, Zach Cherry
Director: Nicole Holofcener
Running Time: 93 Minutes
Rating: R for Angry, Hurt, Occasionally Petty Adults Being Annoyed with Each Other
Release Date: May 26, 2023 (Theaters)
What’s It About?: Don (Tobias Menzies) is a therapist with some crotchety patients who make him question his effectiveness. His wife Beth (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) is a novelist and writing professor who’s struggling through her own neurotic insecurities. They’re close with her sister Sarah (Michaela Watkins) and Sarah’s husband Mark (Arian Moayed), who are basically a less prickly version of Don and Beth. There are also check-ins with Beth and Sarah’s kooky mom Georgia (Jeannie Berlin) and Don and Beth’s grown son Elliott (Owen Teague), but it all hinges on the inciting incident of Beth accidentally eavesdropping on Don criticizing her latest book. And then it all unravels from there!
What Made an Impression?: As everyone’s emotions reached a fever pitch in You Hurt My Feelings, I wanted to scream, “Free yourself of the Good/Bad Binary!” Beth is so unrelentingly attached to the idea that she needs her husband to genuinely like her artistic output. He offers her unconditional emotional support instead, but that rings hollow to her, even though Don makes a convincing case for the fact that he might just not be the right audience for her. Quite frankly, this is what so many people need to hear. When it comes to art and creativity, there is no such thing as Objectively Good or Objectively Good. (Or at least, there’s no way to know those platonic ideals with absolute certainty.)
This is all to say, writer-director Nicole Holofcener has crafted quite the anxiety-inducing viewing experience. There are plenty of keenly observed character dynamics at play here that I’m sure will produce laughs in anyone who’s receptive to them in the right way. But instead of chuckling, I discovered that my innards were tied up like a pretzel that threatened to morph into bloating and constipation. I don’t mean that as a criticism, but instead an illustration of one particular emotional response to a deeply personal creative work. I didn’t exactly enjoy watching You Hurt My Feelings, but I appreciate it, and Holofcener has my full support.
You Hurt My Feelings is Recommended If You Like: Reading bad reviews
Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Feelings
May 23, 2023
Cinema, Movie Reviews Bradley Cooper, Chris Pratt, Chukwudi Iwuji, Dave Bautista, Elizabeth Debicki, GotG, Guardians of the Galaxy, Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3, James Gunn, Karen Gillan, Linda Cardellini, Maria Bakalova, Marvel Cinematic Universe, MCU, Miriam Shor, Nathan Fillion, Nico Santos, Pom Klementieff, Sean Gunn, Sylvester Stallone, Vin Diesel, Will Poulter, Zoe Saldana Leave a comment
Hey, Rocket Raccoon, what did you do? (CREDIT: Marvel Entertainment/Screenshot)
Starring: Chris Pratt, Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldaña, Dave Bautista, Karen Gillan, Pom Klementieff, Vin Diesel, Chukwudi Iwuji, Will Poulter, Sean Gunn, Linda Cardellini, Nathan Fillion, Sylvester Stallone, Elizabeth Debicki, Maria Bakalova, Nico Santos, Miriam Shor
Director: James Gunn
Running Time: 150 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
Release Date: May 5, 2023
I nodded off a fair amount during Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3 (post-half marathon recovery), which felt appropriate, because I think my subconscious recognized that I would have been too overwhelmed otherwise. There were A LOT of creatures being mistreated – my emotions can only handle so much!
With that in mind, I feel compelled to be more nakedly emotional than usual:
-Two and a half hours? Egads!
-Rocket, I feel so close to you now!
-Cosmo is such a good dog!
Grade: 275 Evolutions out of 400 Suburbs
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