‘Michael’ Skips the Controversy as It Charts the Rise of a Singular Pop Star

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And Shamone to you too (PHOTO CREDIT: Glen Wilson)

Starring: Jaafar Jackson, Colman Domingo, Nia Long, Juliano Krue Valdi, Laura Harrier, Miles Teller, KeiLyn Durrel Jones, Jamal R. Henderson, Tre Horton, Rhyan Hill, Joseph David-Jones, Jessica Sula

Director: Antoine Fuqua

Running Time: 118 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Mild Language and A Troublesome Father-Son Relationship

Release Date: April 24, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: In the late 1960s, the Jackson 5 were on the verge of emerging from the supposed nowheresville Gary, Indiana into the most rarefied echelons of music superstardom. The biopic Michael starts at this inflection point, with youngest Jackson brother Michael (played as a boy by Juliano Krue Valdi) as the undeniable, precocious phenomenon. It then jumps ahead about ten years (with Jaafar Jackson taking over the title role), as Michael ventures forth into what would almost immediately prove to be one of the most successful solo musical careers of all time. Through it all, he attempts to escape the grasp of his overbearing father manager Joe (thoroughly embodied by Colman Domingo) and live to the fullest the eccentrically creative life that the rest of the world could never fully understand.

What Made an Impression?: What Do We Do with the Rest?: Michael keeps its focus limited to about a 20-year window, a style of compression that is generally a sensible idea for biopics. (Although an even shorter timeframe might have been advisable.) But in the case of Michael Jackson, this decision cannot help but amplify what is left out, namely: the bizarre lifestyle choices that made him the subject of ridicule, the allegations that he was a perpetrator of child sexual abuse, and the controversies surrounding his untimely death. The darkness isn’t completely hidden, but nothing ever emerges in this telling that would make Michael anything other than an angel on Earth. Now, is there even a way to make a movie about him that thoughtfully examines both the positives and negatives of his legacy? I’m not sure, and I don’t know if anyone is even asking for that anyway. But even if it makes sense from a storytelling perspective to leave off certain elements of a subject’s life, you can’t change what’s already come to light.
Moonwalking Down the Middle: If you can personally get past the most discomfiting aspects of Jackson’s legacy (or hold opposing viewpoints in your head simultaneously), does Michael offer significant enough entertainment value to be worthwhile? Well, Jaafar Jackson (one of Michael’s real-life nephews) does deliver a remarkable simulacrum of his uncle’s entire being. It’s impressive, and also a little uncanny. Besides that, though, there’s not a whole lot here that’ll likely blow anyone away. Screenwriter John Logan and director Antoine Fuqua pretty much deliver all the typical biopic beats that’ll make you go, “Yeah, I thought you’d do that.” MJ’s story is compelling enough that a few exciting sequences are inevitable, but overall this is nothing to shout “Shamone!” about.
Familiar Faces?: So my general reaction to Michael was pretty dang similar to that of the thoroughly whelming Queen biopic Bohemian Rhapsody, all the way down to a cameo from a certain fellow that made me go, “Hey wait a minute, that’s … What’s he doing here?!” (I’ll protect the surprise, but you can easily look up who I’m referring to if you can’t wait to find out.) It’s a little slice of perfection in an otherwise mostly flavor-free concoction. There’s a similar moment when a certain comedian of note plays a certain sports promoter of note. I have no idea if the real versions of those moments actually played out like they do here, but I’m not demanding verisimilitude in those instances.

Michael is Recommended If You: Just want to see someone do a really good impression of his famous family member

Grade: 2 out of 5 Shamones

‘Lorne’ the Documentary the Michaels the Review

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Noted. (CREDIT: Courtesy of Focus Features. © 2026 All Rights Reserved.)

Starring: Lorne Michaels, Lorne Michaels’ Friends

Director: Morgan Neville

Running Time: 101 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: April 17, 2026 (Theaters)

If Lorne Michaels is the most inscrutable man in showbiz, then why even attempt to make a documentary about him? Morgan Neville answers that by responding: lean into that inscrutability, particularly with Chris Parnell’s drolly measured narration and Robert Smigel’s TV Funhouse-style animation about Lorne’s life. Lorne could have easily just been interviews with Saturday Night Live people, mixed in with a smattering of key SNL clips (and it in fact is mostly that), and it would have felt like home to Studio 8H enthusiasts like myself. But is it too unilluminating to appeal to anyone outside that fandom? Perhaps, but the filmmaking is cheeky enough to deliver satisfying facial contortions to those watching.

Grade: 71 “It’s Like, That Things” out of 103 Righttttts

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 4/17/26

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This Is a Screenshot of the ‘This Is a Gardening Show’ Trailer (CREDIT: Netflix/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Busboys (Theaters) – I’ve been hearing David Spade talk about this with Dana Carvey on their podcast for a while.
Erupcja (Theaters)
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy (Theaters)
Lorne (Theaters)
Mother Mary (Theaters)
Normal (Theaters)

TV
This Is a Gardening Show Season 1 (April 22 on Netflix) – Hosted by Zach Galifianakis.

Music
-Nine Inch Noize, Nine Inch Noize
-They Might Be Giants, The World Is to Dig
-Jessie Ware, Superbloom
-Zayn, Konnakol

Sports
-Boston Marathon (April 20 on ESPN 2)
-Chevron Championship (April 23-26 on Golf Channel, Peacock, and NBC)

Bob Odenkirk Leads Us Gently Through the Fireworks of ‘Normal’

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A normal view of a Normal movie (CREDIT: Magnolia Pictures)

Starring: Bob Odenkirk, Henry Winkler, Lena Headey, Reena Jolly, Ryan Allen, Billy MacLellan, Brendan Fletcher, Peter Shinkoda, Jess McLeod

Director: Ben Wheatley

Running Time: 90 Minutes

Rating: R for Stunningly Strong, Cartoony Violence

Release Date: April 17, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: After his last lawman job left him irrevocably haunted, Sheriff Ulysses (Bob Odenkirk) accepts what he expects to be a pretty uneventful gig as the interim sheriff in the small, seemingly unassuming town of Normal, Minnesota. He quickly develops a rapport with his deputies (Ryan Allen and Billy MacLellan) and has a few civil interactions with the mayor, who must be a decent guy since he’s played by Henry Winkler, after all. Plus, he also has some other encounters with the rest of the townsfolk that promise to serve as foreshadowing. During one of his first days on the job, there’s an attempted bank robbery, which quickly develops into a chaotic shootout where it’s not clear who’s on whose side. That’s because Normal isn’t so normal after all, and this threatens to be the moment when every dark secret is revealed.

What Made an Impression?: An Era Continues: Will Bob Odenkirk ever star in a straight-up comedy again, or is he now just a dramatic TV star with plenty of personality and an unlikely action movie hero who gets to occasionally be funny? That’s probably too far-reaching a question for one review to handle, so I’ll let the universe sort it out. In the meantime, though, I’ll note that Normal doesn’t require him to be quite as no-holds-barred as the Nobody films, and it’s all the better for it, with the emphasis on Ulysses’ resourcefulness instead of his knuckles. There’s still plenty of room for fireworks in the vein of one of director Ben Wheatley’s previous action efforts, but it’s all centered around a decent guy trying to compromise something livable out of an impossibly lethal situation.
Domo Arigato: Without giving away too much about Normal’s secrets, I think it’s okay to tease that the first scene takes place in Japan in a way that will make you question whether or not you walked into the right theater. I for one quite enjoy it when a movie begins by confusing me … in a fun way! Especially when it’s accompanied by a foreign language rendition of a classic Black Sabbath banger.
It’s Not These Guys, It’s Those Guys: If you’ve been a devoted viewer of acclaimed TV for the last 10-20 years, chances are high that Normal will have you going, “Hey! Isn’t that that guy… actually, I guess not.” That’s because there’s one actor in this movie who looks quite a bit like Deadwood and Raising Hope star Garret Dillahunt, and another who is almost-certainly-but-not-exactly Veep and Detroiters funnyman Sam Richardson. Doppelgangers deserve work too, after all.

Normal is Recommended If You Like: A maximum amount of discordance between the conversations and the explosions

Grade: 3 out of 5 Bank Vaults

What’s Up, ‘The AI Doc’?

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TFW you’re Co-director Daniel Roher during the production of THE AI DOC: OR HOW I BECAME AN APOCALOPTIMIST, a Focus Features release. (Credit: Courtesy of Focus Features. © 2025 All Rights Reserved)

Starring: Human Beings

Directors: Daniel Roher and Charlie Tyrell

Running Time: 104 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: March 27, 2026 (Theaters)

The AI Doc: Or How I Became an Apocaloptimist pretty much confirmed where I’m already at, which is to say:

1. AI doomsayers are out to lunch.
2. AI utopia prophets ought to temper their excitement.
3. Current AI technologies are not going away.
4. It’s up to everyone to wield their influence for the best possible outcome.

So I didn’t need to watch this documentary to become clear-headed about this inflection point in human history, but I nevertheless appreciated the catharsis of getting to see co-director/first-time-father-to-be Daniel Roher working through his anxiety via a creative project.

Grade: 1,000,000,000,000 Gallons of Water out of 8,888,888,888 LLM Prompts

How to Survive ‘The Drama’

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How do you pronounce “The Drama”? (CREDIT: Jaclyn Martinez)

Starring: Zendaya, Robert Pattinson, Alana Haim, Mamoudou Athie, Hailey Benton Gates, Zoë Winters

Director: Kristoffer Borgli

Running Time: 105 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: April 3, 2026 (Theaters)

I’ve heard chatter about how The Drama has led to breakups between couples who watched it together, so I figured it could be a public service for any of us who have already seen it to share our experiences to help the uninitiated figure out what they’re potentially in for. I knew going in that Zendaya’s character Emma was going to reveal the worst thing she’d ever done, and that that revelation would make her fiance Charlie (played by Robert Pattinson) and her friends played by Alana Haim and Mamoudou Athie completely re-evaluate everything they know about her. But as for the actual nature of that secret? I never would’ve guessed it.

I saw The Drama with my brother-in-law, a grad school friend, and a karaoke friend, and we were all pretty much on the same page about what the consequences of this revelation ought to have been. So how can you be similarly lucky in your moviegoing companions? Well, that’s a little tricky to say for sure, since this is definitely a flick where you’ll want to go in completely cold. But in general, I’d say opt for a crew made up of folks who are all generally down for whatever.

Grade: 79 [Redacted] out of 100 Wine Tastings

Jeff’s Wacky SNL Review: Colman Domingo/Anitta

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That’s that episode, Domingo (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Jeff “jmunney” Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then reviews all the sketches and segments according to a “wacky” theme.

‘Sup, everybody? Today, we shall be covering the 17th episode of SNL Season 51, with host Colman Domingo and musical guest Anitta. How many times has it been in the history of this show that a host’s last name has also been the name of a popular recurring character? As for Anitta, I’m not sure I’ve ever heard her music before this episode (maybe in passing), though I do recognize her name.

Last night, I was celebrating with friends, so for this review, my gimmick will be an old reliable standby of Transcribing the Notes I took while watching the episode.

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That’s Auntertainment! 2026 March Madness Recap

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Just Dandy (CREDIT: March Madness/Screenshot)

May it be forever March. And so it is when your Pop Culture Maven Jeff Malone and his good friend Jeff Smith recap the college basketball madness.

(NOTE: We were off by one year while reminiscing about the first time we recorded a March Madness episode.)

‘Exit 8’: Through the Rift Shop

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I could never wear that many layers in the subway (CREDIT: NEON/Screenshot)

Starring: Kazunari Ninomiya, Yamato Kochi, Naru Asanuma, Kotone Hanase, Nana Komatsu

Director: Genki Kawamura

Running Time: 95 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: April 10, 2026 (Theaters)

Calling all M.C. Escher freaks!

In an era of slavishly faithful video game adaptations, Exit 8 might just be the most gamified version of cinema I’ve seen in quite some time, perhaps ever. That’s not meant to imply that it is particularly faithful to the game, since I’ve never played it and thus cannot speak to that. Nevertheless, the whole narrative is pretty much one big puzzle, as a reality-warping corridor in a Japanese subway station requires anyone in there to keep an eye out for anomalies in a couple of hallways. If everything is the same as the first time you walk through, then you’re all set to keep going. But if you notice any discrepancies, then you need to immediately turn back. Screw up just once, and you’re back to zero; follow directions successfully eight times in a row, and then you can re-enter the rest of the world through the titular exit.

So now that I’ve seen the movie, can I utilize its lessons to live a more fulfilling life, or merely to expertly play the video game? Probably just the latter, but I’ll hold out a bit of hope for the former just in case.

Grade: 6 8s out of 8

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 4/10/26

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It’s fun getting into trouble (CREDIT: Apple TV)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
The Christophers (Theaters)
Exit 8 (Theaters)
Faces of Death (Theaters)
Hunting Matthew Nichols (Theaters)
You, Me & Tuscany (Theaters)

TV
Malcolm in the Middle: Life’s Still Unfair Series Premiere (April 10 on Hulu)
Euphoria Season 3 Premiere (April 12 on HBO)
The 1% Club Season Premiere (April 13 on FOX)
The Quiz with Balls (April 13 on FOX) – Game Show Season is in full swing.
Margo’s Got Money Troubles Series Premiere (April 15 on Apple TV) – Elle Fanning plays Margo.

Music
-Holly Humberstone, Cruel World
-Joe Jackson, Hope and Fury
-Snoop Dogg, 10 Til’ Midnight

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