‘Obsession’ is Awfully Nasty in Its Version of ‘Be Careful What You Wish For’

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OMG, they’re obsessed. (CREDIT: Courtesy of Focus Features / © 2026 FOCUS FEATURES LLC)

Starring: Michael Johnston, Inde Navarrette, Cooper Tomlinson, Megan Lawless, Andy Richter

Director: Curry Barker

Running Time: 109 Minutes

Rating: R for Disturbing Sudden Violence, Odd Bedroom Behavior, and a Brief Moment of Graphic Nudity

Release Date: May 15, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: You know when you’ve been harboring romantic feelings for a platonic friend for a long time, but you’re too afraid to ask them if they feel the same way, so then you just secretly wish that they would confess their love for you out of the blue? Do you think it would be sensible to make that wish with the aid of a supposedly magic device? If you’re a human being in this layer of reality, then I would call that “Mostly Harmless.” But if you’re the main character in a horror movie, then I would categorize that as a “Bad Idea.” Lovesick young music store employee Bear (Michael Johnston) finds that out the hard way when he cracks open what appears to be a novelty device called a “One Wish Willow” and declares his desire that his coworker Nikki (Inde Navarrette) would love him more than anything in the world. His request is granted, but it predictably all goes pear-shaped, as Nikki becomes possessed by a treacherously all-consuming passion.

What Made an Impression?: Too Close for Comfort?: There are some movies about young people with plenty of snappy dialogue that make growing up seem impossibly cool. And then there are those movies about young people where the dialogue is stilted and faltering, which make growing up seem like hell on Earth. Obsession is very much the latter. I imagine that was intentional, but if you’ve ever found yourself in a predicament like Bear’s, you may find this all simply too unbearable. Reminding yourself that this is just a movie is usually a good idea when it comes to horror. But in this case, I suspect it will only bring the coldest of comfort.
Stretching Out for Some Relief: Much of Obsession operates in two-hander mode, with Bear defenseless against Nikki’s descent as they lounge alone in his curtains-drawn, limbo-like house. So keep your claustrophobia treatments handy if you’re susceptible to the anxiety of tight spaces. Navarette is game to go as uncanny as this isolation demands, but I must say that I preferred the occasional group gatherings, particularly a standout party scene in which the extra characters allow the disturbing quirks to bounce and echo in zippy directions. Getting backed into a corner is much more fun when you know that you can bust out of it occasionally.
A Crunchy Mix of Flavors: Obsession is one of the most disturbing horror movies I’ve seen in the past few years, and yet it’s also one of the silliest. Those two opposing tones seem to have a restraining order against each other, save for when they get mixed up in the chaotic climax. To drill down into specifics, this is a movie that includes someone’s face being bashed against a brick as well as a frozen-in-place character losing control of fluid-based bodily functions, but it’s also a flick that features Reddit research about the Mandela effect along with Andy Richter in a small role as one of the main character’s dads. In other words, this is the kind of cinematic experience that’ll have you going, “Um, okay, that’s bizarre” and also, “OMG, THAT’S BIZARRE!”

Obsession is Recommended If You Like: High-concept kid-friendly horror like Are You Afraid of the Dark? and Goosebumps turbo-charged into R-Rated Mode

Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Willows

‘Is God Is’ is an Awfully Discomforting Revenge Thriller

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Well… IS God is? (PHOTO CREDIT: Patti Perret
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Starring: Kara Young, Mallori Johnson, Sterling K. Brown, Vivica A. Fox, Janelle Monáe, Erika Alexander, Mykelti Williamson, Josiah Cross

Director: Aleshea Harris

Running Time: 100 Minutes

Rating: R for Extreme Violence and Unfettered Language

Release Date: May 15, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Twins Racine (Kara Young) and Anaia (Mallori Johnson) have only had themselves to rely on ever since their dad (Sterling K. Brown) set their mom Ruby (Vivica A. Fox) on fire in a bathtub when they were little girls. The attack left burn marks up and down Rachine’s arm and all over Anaia’s face, leading the rest of the world to look down upon them as ugly outcasts. It also left their mom dead… or so they thought until one day when Ruby summons them and gives them a mission: kill their daddy. So they head out on their odyssey of revenge, encountering a colorfully alarming cast of new wives (Erika Alexander, Janelle Monáe) and half-siblings along the way. They’re frequently warned that their vengeance is just not worth it, but the pull to finally eliminate this monster is hard to resist.

What Made an Impression?: How Did It Get This Evil?: I thought Is God Is was going to be more stylized. The trailer certainly made it seem that way, and it’s a common tactic for making a premise like this more palatable. But instead, it’s a much, much more difficult watch. I wouldn’t exactly call it as realistic as possible, but it does force you to confront an environment where domestic violence is inescapable.
What’s the Takeaway?: With its unflinching approach to the subject matter, one would hope (or at least I would hope) that there could be an effort towards profundity. So what is the overarching message of Is God Is? Is it that vengeance destroys everyone caught in its trail? Is it that it’s better to escape the cycle of violence when you have the chance? Or is it that sometimes you inexplicably can’t escape even if you want to? There are elements of all of that here, but I’d be hard-pressed to tell you exactly what writer/director Aleshea Harris (adapting her play of the same name) wants to send us off with. Perhaps that confusion is the point. If so, it might be more frightening than she reckoned for.
Like They’re Going to Explode: So when I bemoaned this movie’s lack of stylization, I kind of lied. Or rather, I omitted just how over-the-top some of the performances are. Although maybe that’s not stylization, but instead just how some people would really behave in this scenario. Either way, watching the likes of Vivica A. Fox, Mykelti Williamson, and Janelle Monáe chew up the set like we know they can is easily the most enjoyable element of this movie. As the leads, Young and Johnson are required to be a little subdued, though they do have fun with their telepathic twin communication. Sterling K. Brown has quite a time biting into a rare opportunity to play the villain, but it’s Erika Alexander as a God-fearing jilted wife who leaves the biggest impression of “What the heck is going on here?” It’s what I’ll choose to remember more than the utter despair.

Is God Is is Recommended If You Like: Lifetime movies and ’70s revenge flicks

Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Burn Scars

Jeff’s Wacky SNL Review: Matt Damon/Noah Kahan

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It’s Ben a good time (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Jeff “jmunney” Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then reviews all the sketches and segments according to a “wacky” theme.

When Matthew Paige Damon hosts Saturday Night Live, it’s a relatively rare occurrence but generally worth tuning into. So that’s what I’ve done for his third outing as SNL Host. (Of course, I watch all new SNL episodes anyway, so you can’t reasonably claim that you’re surprised that I’m doing this.)

During the previous two times that Damon hosted, the musical guests were Bruce Springsteen & the E Street and Mark Ronson/Miley Cyrus, respectively. This time around, however, it’s Noah Kahan, which honestly isn’t a huge shift in terms of tempo and genre.

For my Review Gimmick for this episode, I shall take inspiration from my favorite thing that Matt Damon has ever done (i.e., his lead turn in the film The Talented Mr. Ripley) and examine how each sketch and segment demonstrated the ways in which the performers are Talented.

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Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 5/8/26

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Movies
Billie Eilish – Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D) (Theaters) – Co-directed by Billie and James Cameron.
Mortal Kombat II (Theaters)
Marty, Life Is Short (May 12 on Netflix) – Documentary about Martin Short.
The Sheep Detectives (Theaters)

TV
RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 11 Premiere (May 8 on Paramount+)
Pop Culture Jeopardy! Season 2 Premiere (May 11 on Netflix) – Airing daily Monday-Friday until June 5 this season.

Music
-Shye Ben Tzur, Jonny Greenwood And The Rajasthan Express, Ranjha
-BLARF, Film Scores for Films That Don’t Exist (Released May 1) – The latest from Eric Andre’s musical side project
-Lykke Li, The Afterparty – Reportedly her final album.
-Social Distortion, Born to Kill

Sports
-PGA Championship (May 14-17 on ESPN and CBS) – Set in Pennsylvania.
-NCAA Women’s Lacrosse Tournament (May 8-22 on ESPN, ESPNU, and ESPN+) – I care this year because Rutgers and Loyola (Maryland) are in the field.

‘Billie Eilish – Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D)’ Aims for Full Immersion

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Billie on the Stage (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures)

Starring: Billie Eilish

Directors: Billie Eilish and James Cameron

Running Time: 114 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Lyrics and Singalongs That Would Get a Parental Advisory Label

Release Date: May 8, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Her baroque soundscapes and famously baggy fashion may not fit the typical pop musician mold, but Billie Eilish has nevertheless managed to become one of the biggest superstars in the world. So that means that she has the cachet to front a theatrically released concert documentary with some unique creative choices. That includes co-directing alongside James Cameron and shooting the whole thing in three dimensions. So the result is an immersive experience in multiple ways, gathered from footage of Eilish’s performances in Manchester, England as part of her “Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour.” And in typical concert doc fashion, there are also behind-the-scenes bits sprinkled in of Billie revealing what’s been going on in her world and fans confessing how much she means to them.

What Made an Impression?: What a Mouthful: This isn’t a big deal in terms of the viewing experience, but what are people going to say when buying a ticket for this movie (as the entirety of “Billie Eilish – Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D)” will probably take multiple breaths to get through)? I suppose this doesn’t matter too much, as so much ticket-buying takes place online ahead of time nowadays. Still, with a title that requires as much punctuation as this one, it’s a good idea to have an abbreviation that everyone can agree upon. In conclusion, I love ungainly Methuselan titles like this, and I’m glad that it’s what they went with!
Making Sense of the Setlist: I consider myself a little bit more than a casual fan of Billie’s, but watching this doc was a stark reminder that even superstars are somewhat niche in our post-monoculture era. I’ve only listened to the album that the tour is named after once in its entirety, so there were plenty of songs performed here that I wasn’t terribly familiar with. Eventually, Billie does bust out some of her most inescapable hits like “Bad Guy” and “everything i wanted”, so those of us who only check with her every once in a while won’t feel totally adrift. This is not to say that including the newer and lesser-known tracks is a bad idea (far from it, in fact), but it was a little unnerving to realize that I wouldn’t be able to sing along as much as I thought I could.
The 3D Verdict: I still firmly contend that 3D movies are best when treated like a gimmick in the form of projectiles firing at the audience, rather than serving the goal of creating the most visually immersive atmosphere possible, even when you have the master of the latter approach behind the camera. Nevertheless, Hit Me Hard and Soft‘s extra-dimensionality is memorable, especially when boisterous concert attendees appear like they’re in the movie theater, and when falling confetti threatens to make a mess of your popcorn. So ultimately, it is enough of a gimmick for putting on the goofy glasses to be as fun and as silly as I could hope for.
The Parasociality of It All: I’ve never been the type of fan to say that I’ve been saved by my favorite artist’s music, so when I hear others express that sentiment, as so many of Billie’s devotees do here, it can feel a little overwhelming. However, if the connections they’ve formed with these songs truly did pull them back from the brink of darkness, then that’s a net positive for the world. The declarations of what the artist means to so many are nothing new in this genre, but they’re in the final cut for a reason.

Billie Eilish – Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour (Live in 3D) is Recommended If: You’re a Fan/True Believer in Any of the Names, Words, and/or Formats in That Title

Grade: 3 out of 5 Ankle-Length Shorts

‘Mortal Kombat II’ is Ready to Feed its Bloodthirsty Crowd

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Are you being finished? (CREDIT: Warner Bros./Screenshot)

Starring: Karl Urban, Adeline Rudolph, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Ludi Lin, Mehcad Brooks, Tati Gabrielle, Lewis Tan, Damon Herriman, Chin Han, Tadanobu Asano, Hiroyuki Sanada, Martyn Ford, Desmond Chiam, Ana Thu Nguyen, Max Huang, CJ Bloomfield, Joe Taslim

Director: Simon McQuoid

Running Time: 116 Minutes

Rating: R for Gory/Spiky Violence, Deranged Cockiness, and an Ever-Present Middle Finger

Release Date: May 8, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Some are in it for the power, some are in it for the love of the battle. And the rest are wondering what the heck they’re even doing there in the first place! In the competition known as Mortal Kombat, that adjective means what it means. That’s bad news for anyone standing in the way of the emperor known as Shao Kahn (Martyn Ford), who’s in possession of an amulet that has made him effectively omnipotent. He currently has his sights set on conquering Earth (or “Earthrealm” in the parlance of the MK community), so those with a stake in protecting the planet seek the legendary martial artist Johnny Cage (Karl Urban). Johnny considers himself little more than a washed-up movie star, but a certain crew of interdimensional fighters believe he’s not giving himself enough credit, as they recruit him into this deadly tournament. However, if Earthrealm is to be fully preserved, he’s probably not the only combatant who needs to accept his destiny right quick.

What Made an Impression?: Get Out of Your Cage and Into My Realm: I’m not terribly familiar with the actors of Mortal Kombat II, save for a few exceptions (including one of the stars of a current NBC sitcom, bizarrely enough). It seems like most of them were cast for their physicality and martial artistry, rather than their thespian bona fides. So while this is decidedly an ensemble piece, it helps a great deal that someone as charismatic as Karl Urban is at the center of it all. It’s also a stroke of rationality that his rendition of Johnny Cage is a mix of low and high status. He tries to charm his way out of all the deadly situations he suddenly finds himself plopped into, which works sometimes, but also gets him into even more trouble. Either way, there’s more charm than there would be otherwise, which is a net-positive for those of us watching.
How to Tell Your Blades Apart From Your Kitana: There are plenty of scenes in MKII without a single whiff of Johnny, which is nice if you’re looking for a message about the importance of collective action. But it’s not so nice if you want characters whose motivations go beyond the standard cookie-cutters of “You killed my parents” and “This is what the gods said must happen.” At least the costume and makeup designs are interesting and lovingly rendered.
Following Directions: The Mortal Kombat games are famous for their graphic brutality (as emphasized by the directives to “finish” a defeated challenger), and this latest adaptation does not blink when bringing all the blood and guts to big screen life. I wouldn’t recommend reveling in this sort of over-the-top mayhem every day, but I feel compelled to admit that there is a bit of Looney Tunes-style finesse to all the beheadings, vivisections, and pulverizings. Overall, I wouldn’t quite declare MKII the champion it aspires to be, but it’s having enough fun to justify the effort.

Mortal Kombat II is Recommended If You Like: Cheesy 90s Action Flicks, Jagged teeth, Funny hats

Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Amulets

Did ‘Erupcja’ Rock My World?

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She’s still bringing the boom (CREDIT: 1-2 Special)

Starring: Charli XCX, Lena Góra, Will Madden, Jeremy O. Harris, Agata Trzebuchowska

Director: Pete Ohs

Running Time: 71 Minutes

Rating: Not Rated

Release Date: April 17, 2026 (Theaters)

Do I think it would be romantic if there were a major volcanic eruption on the weekend that I plan to propose to my future wife? Perhaps, from the right perspective. But for Charli XCX’s character Bethany in the movie Erupcja (that’s Polish for “eruption,” because this movie takes place in Warsaw), it’s a sign that she should instead go hang out and party with her Polish friend Nel (Lena Góra) and ditch her boyfriend Rob (Will Madden). Because apparently whenever she and Nel meet up with each other, a lava-filled structure blows its top. So did this movie lead me to want to make volcanos my new home? Not particularly. Rather, it convinced me that we should all just have a healthy relationship with them.

Grade: 38 out of 50-70 Worldwide Eruptions

‘The Sheep Detectives’ is a Wonderfully Charming and Uplifting Talking-Animal Mystery

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Baa, yeah! (CREDIT: Courtesy of Amazon MGM Studios
© 2025 Amazon Content Services LLC. All Rights Reserved.)

Starring: Live-Action Cast: Hugh Jackman, Nicholas Braun, Nicholas Galitzine, Molly Gordon, Tosin Cole, Hong Chau, Emma Thompson, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith, Conleth Hill, Mandeep Dhillon Voice Cast: Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bryan Cranston, Chris O’Dowd, Regina Hall, Patrick Stewart, Bella Ramsey, Brett Goldstein, Rhys Darby

Director: Kyle Balda

Running Time: 109 Minutes

Rating: PG for Pastoral Peril

Release Date: May 8, 2026 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: George Hardy (Hugh Jackman) is a simple shepherd in the English village of Denbrook. His days are spent tending to his flock, while his nights are spent reading mystery novels to them. Who could possibly have something against such a seemingly purehearted man? Well, he must have had his enemies, based on the fact that he suddenly dies one day, and the evidence points to murder. A colorful cast of potential suspects quickly emerges at his will reading, with his lawyer (Emma Thompson), his long-lost daughter (Molly Gordon), another shepherd (Tosin Cole), a local merchant (Hong Chau), a priest (Kobna Holdbrook-Smith), and a butcher (Conleth Hill) all making themselves at least a little bit suspicious. Meanwhile, the in-over-his-head local policeman (Nicholas Braun) tries to sort it all out, and an interloping journalist thinks he’s found a career-defining scoop in the most unlikely of places. And of course the whole story is presented through the perspective of those titular Sheep Detectives, with the preternaturally clever Lily (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) leading the way. Sheep, shepherd thyself?

What Made an Impression?: Drawn to Life: The Sheep Detectives is based on German writer Leonie Swann’s novel Three Bags Full: A Sheep Detective Story, which is a bit surprising, as I would’ve guessed that the source material would have been a children’s picture book. Whatever the provenance, though, all of the ovine creatures are fully realized with deep, painterly care. This is one of the most emotionally hefty performances of Louis-Dreyfus’ career, and pretty much all of the other woolly companions make indelible impressions as well. Could this prove to be the latest film that will raise a generation of vegetarians? At the very least they’ll be mutton-avoiders.
Tropey and a Little Twisty: If you’re somehow worried that a movie with a premise like this one could get wildly explicit, you can rest easily knowing that The Sheep Detectives slots comfortably in what’s known as the “cozy mystery.” Which is to say, it takes place in a tight-knit bucolic community, the detectives are amateur (or amateur-ish), profanity is nonexistent, and any sex and violence is shunted offscreen. So if you’re a fan of this particular genre, you’ll surely see the gears turning as they normally do, though there’s still room to stretch out for surprising character beats. Or even if those beats fit within the typical mold, they’re emotionally satisfying enough that you can forgive any obviousness.
A Lesson That Never Gets Old: I imagine some viewers will be able to finger the killer right away, and that the humor will be a little too cute for some crowds. But even if that’s so, don’t be shocked if you find yourself bawling like a little lamb by the end. That’s because this movie is here to impart a lesson that I’m sure you’ve heard before, though it’s one that never gets old and that’s always worth repeating. Which is to say: kindness is everything. It’s what binds us together, protects us, makes the dark times bearable, and ensures that those we love most will never truly be gone. And The Sheep Detectives has done us all a great kindness by virtue of existing.

The Sheep Detectives is Recommended If You Like: Babe, Cozy mysteries, Legal documents being treated like airings of grievances, The countryside

Grade: 4 out of 5 Hooves

Jeff’s Wacky SNL Review: Olivia Rodrigo/Olivia Rodrigo

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A still from a funny promo for this episode (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Jeff “jmunney” Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then reviews all the sketches and segments according to a “wacky” theme.

May you enjoy reading a review of a Saturday Night Live episode? I hope you may, because I am about to share my thoughts on the May 2, 2026 outing that featured Olivia Rodrigo pulling double duty as both host and musical guest. For my Review Gimmick this time, I shall draw inspiration from my favorite part of her artistic output, which is the song “Good 4 U.” So I shall analyze each sketch and segment by including a sentiment that begins “Good 4.”

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Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 5/1/26

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Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
The Devil Wears Prada 2 (Theaters)
Hokum (Theaters)
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime the Movie: Tears of the Azure Sea (Theaters) – I might just go see this based on that rollercoaster of a title.

Music
-Tori Amos, In Times of Dragons
-The Black Keys, Peaches
-Melanie C, Sweat
-The Claypool Lennon Delirium, The Great Parrot-Ox and the Golden Egg of Empathy
-Maya Hawke, Maitreya Corso
-Kneecap, FENIAN
-Kacey Musgraves, Middle of Nowhere
-Toadies, The Charmer

Sports
-Kentucky Derby (May 2 on NBC)

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