Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 4/29/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pharrell – “Happy”
2. John Legend – “All of Me”
3. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
4. DJ Snake and Lil’ Jon – “Turn Down For What”
5. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
6. Aloe Blacc – “The Man”
7. Christina Perri – “Human”
8. Bastille – “Pompeii”
9. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”
10. Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
11. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
12. Avicii ft. Dan Tyminski – “Hey Brother”
13. Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith – “La La La”
14. Martin Garrix – “Animals”
15. Austin Mahone ft. Pitbull – “Mmm Yeah”
16. MKTO – “Classic”
17. Pitbull ft. G.R.L. – “Wild Wild Love”
18. Calvin Harris – “Summer”
19. Lorde – “Team”
20. Rixton – “Me and My Broken Heart”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Summer
3. Happy
4. Team
5. Fancy
6. The Man
7. Pompeii
8. La La La
9. Turn Down For What
10. Animals
11. Hey Brother
12. Mmm Yeah
13. Ain’t It Fun
14. Wild Wild Love
15. Talk Dirty
16. Best Day of My Life
17. Classic
18. All of Me
19. Human
20. Me and My Broken Heart

Watch And/Or Listen To This: Calvin Harris’s “Summer”

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Calvin, you’ve done it again.

What Won TV? – April 20-April 26, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Mad Men
Monday – Archer
Tuesday – Fargo
Wednesday – It’s not Pitbull – it’s Billy on the Street!
Thursday – Review
Friday – Hannibal
Saturday – Orphan Black

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 4/26/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
2. John Legend – “All of Me”
3. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
4. Pharrell – “Happy”
5. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
6. Avicii ft. Dan Tyminski – “Hey Brother”
7. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”
8. Aloe Blacc – “The Man”
9. Phillip Phillips – “Raging Fire”
10. Fitz and the Tantrums – “The Walker”
11. Neon Trees – “Sleeping With a Friend”
12. Bastille – “Pompeii”
13. Ingrid Michaelson – “Girls Chase Boys”
14. Lorde – “Team”
15. Zedd ft. Matthew Koma and Miriam Bryant – “Find You”
16. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
17. Chvrches – “The Mother We Share”
18. Christina Perri – “Human”
19. Coldplay – “Magic”
20. Calvin Harris – “Summer”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. The Mother We Share
3. Happy
4. Summer
5. Team
6. The Man
7. Pompeii
8. Hey Brother
9. Sleeping With a Friend
10. Magic
11. Find You
12. The Walker
13. Ain’t It Fun
14. Talk Dirty
15. Girls Chase Boys
16. Best Day of My Life
17. Neon Lights
18. Raging Fire
19. All of Me
20. Human

This Is A Movie Review: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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Am I suffering from Superhero Fatigue?  With at least one new Marvel Universe spectacular being released each year, and with all of them getting good-to-excellent reviews, but my enthusiasm gradually fading, who is at fault here?  Was my relatively muted reaction due to it not being as good as most critics and general audiences thought it was (it’s currently at 89% on Rotten Tomatoes and 8.2 on IMDb), or do I just have a limit to my superhero love?  I have been a comic book nerd my whole life, though I suppose I’m not as nerdy as one can possibly be.  Can only the biggest nerds among us love them all?

Marvel superhero movies are diverse enough that they are essentially offering their own particular spins on various genres.  With The Winter Soldier, it is time for the conspiracy spy thriller.  Comparisons to Winter Soldier have been made to the 70’s heyday of this genre, but I unfortunately have not seen enough of those to know how accurate that comparison is.  (Robert Redford’s presence reminds me that I need to watch All the President’s Men, probably in my top 10 of classic movies I need to see ASAP.)  This can be a confusing genre, and I was accordingly befuddled by the motivations of HYDRA.  It seemed like it consisted of the remnants of Nazism, which isn’t necessarily a bad idea for a villainous entity, but it is weird and could have used some more explanation.  Regardless, Toby Jones gave the performance of the film as HYDRA chemist Arnim Zola, despite acting mostly inside a computer.

(SPOILERS IN THIS PARAGRAPH, EVEN THOUGH THESE ARE PLOT POINTS THAT WEREN’T EXACTLY HIDDEN BY THE MARKETING)  I would have liked more exploration into the psyche of Bucky, and how exactly the brainwashing affected his personality.  Instead, what we got was a rote story of someone being turned into a blank slate assassin and then remembering who he really is thanks to the love of his friend.  The flashbacks with Bucky and Steve didn’t add much, as their relationship was already well-established in The First Avenger.  The reveal of the Winter Soldier as Bucky also didn’t really hit me in any way.  I was familiar with the Winter Soldier storyline from the comics, and it wasn’t like Sebastian Stan’s presence in the cast wasn’t clearly noted on IMDb.

On a positive note, Marvel is continuing its current faultless hot streak with its action setpieces.  The twin street chases – the Winter Soldier’s pursuit of Nick Fury and the climactic highway battle of WS versus Captain, Black Widow, and Falcon – were worth the trip to the theatre.  Directors Joe and Anthony Russo (TV veterans of Arrested Development and Community) earned their cinematic bona fides with those sequences. B

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 4/22/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pharrell – “Happy”
2. John Legend – “All of Me”
3. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
4. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
5. Aloe Blacc – “The Man”
6. DJ Snake and Lil’ Jon – “Turn Down for What”
7. Bastille – “Pompeii”
8. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
9. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”
10. Avicii – “Hey Brother”
11. Christina Perri – “Human”
12. Lorde – “Team”
13. Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
14. Martin Garrix – “Animals”
15. Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith – “La La La”
16. MKTO – “Classic”
17. Austin Mahone ft. Pitbull – “Mmm Yeah”
18. Coldplay – “Magic”
19. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
20. Pitbull ft. G.R.L. – “Wild Wild Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Happy
3. Team
4. Fancy
5. The Man
6. Pompeii
7. La La La
8. Turn Down for What
9. Animals
10. Hey Brother
11. Magic
12. Mmm Yeah
13. Ain’t It Fun
14. Wild Wild Love
15. Counting Stars
16. Talk Dirty
17. Best Day of My Life
18. Classic
19. All of Me
20. Human

What Won TV? – April 13-April 19, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Bob’s Burgers
Monday – Rick and Morty concluded one of the best debut seasons of all time.
Tuesday – Oh yah, Fargo
Wednesday – Billy on the Street! Boom!
Thursday – Review continues to impress, but Community wrapped up Season 5 brimming with energy.
Friday – Hannibal
Saturday – I got chills finally hearing the Orphan Black theme music on my TV again.  Oh, and the actual episode was great, too.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 4/19/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pharrell – “Happy”
2. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
3. John Legend – “All of Me”
4. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
5. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
6. Aloe Blacc – “The Man”
7. Avicii ft. Dan Tyminski – “Hey Brother”
8. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”
9. Bastille – “Pompeii”
10. Lorde – “Team”
11. Fitz and the Tantrums – “The Walker”
12. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
13. Phillip Phillips – “Raging Fire”
14. Neon Trees – “Sleeping With a Friend”
15. Ingrid Michaelson – “Girls Chase Boys”
16. Zedd ft. Matthew Koma and Miriam Bryant – “Find You”
17. Christina Perri – “Human”
18. Chvrches – “The Mother We Share”
19. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
20. Coldplay – “Magic”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. The Mother We Share
3. Happy
4. Team
5. The Man
6. Pompeii
7. Hey Brother
8. Sleeping With a Friend
9. Magic
10. Find You
11. The Walker
12. Ain’t It Fun
13. Talk Dirty
14. Girls Chase Boys
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Neon Lights
17. Raging Fire
18. All of Me
19. Human
20. Story of My Life

Community Episode Review: 5.13 “Basic Sandwich”

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This story is not over.  If it does stop here, it will be because a major catastrophe will have prevented the real ending from happening.  And THAT’S canon.

Community goes meta basically every episode, but it doesn’t generally break the fourth wall, though it does lean quite hard against it.  The distinction here is that the human beings of Greendale act like they are characters on a TV show, but they don’t know that they are characters on a TV show.  In “Basic Sandwich,” Dan Harmon got as close up against that wall as he possibly could, reassuring fans that there is still more to come, even though that decision isn’t entirely within his control.  (I think there will be at least one more season.  The ratings aren’t great, but not really any worse than they’ve been.  There are just too many people invested in making the #sixseasonsandamovie prophecy true at this point.  If NBC doesn’t bite, I’ve seen rumblings that Hulu or other channels may be interested.)  Creatively, though, this decision was in his control, and I think he is invested in seeing this journey continue to the point that an asteroid would have to fall on him for it to end now.

As a regular listener of Harmontown and a regular reader/viewer of any interviews with Harmon, I have gotten a strong sense of Harmon’s philosophy, and I recognized several lines in “Basic Sandwich” as moments when the characters speaking them were essentially mouthpieces for Harmon.  Not that Community hasn’t already presented the Tao of Harmon plenty of times, but in this episode it was especially obvious and particularly special, because the Harmon stand-ins were talking to characters who were being audience stand-ins.  Take this moment of reassurance between Abed and Annie:

“Annie, look, I don’t know people.  But I know TV.  When characters feel like the show they’re on is ending, their instinct is to spin off into something safer.  In Jeff and Britta’s case, something that would last six episodes and have a lot of bickering about tweezers and gluten, starring them and an equally WASP-y brunette couple, with a title like Better With My Worse Half, or Awfully Wedded, or Tying the Knot, but “knot” is spelled without a “k,” or #CouplePeopleProblems-”
“Abed.”
“-and every episode you get to decide-”
“Abed.”
“who wins the fight by going-”
“Abed! Stop developing.”
“Sorry. The point is, this show, Annie, it isn’t just their show.  This is our show, and it’s not over.  And the sooner we find that treasure, the faster the Jeff-Britta pilot falls apart.”
“Got it. Thank you, Abed.”

Abed sells himself short here, because he has shown before that he does know people, and he knew Annie well enough to be able to tell her exactly what she needed to hear in this moment.  Perhaps what Abed means is that he doesn’t know people by means of people-to-people interactions, but by the lessons he has learned through watching TV.  Abed’s rattling off of potential spin-off titles gives this moment away as one in which he is essentially being Dan Harmon (who can come up with fake titles at the drop of a hat), and he is speaking to Annie as the audience.  When some people began watching Community in Season 1, they were turned off by it, because they didn’t want another sitcom centered around a typical bickering couple.  With the potential of Jeff/Britta rekindled this season, it is time for the response to that reservation to be stated again: if you don’t like the focus on Jeff/Britta because you don’t think they’re a good pair, well, Jeff might actually end up paired off with somebody else.  Or if you don’t like it because you don’t want the show’s focus to be romantic, well, it’s really about the entire group, anyway.

Annie serves as an audience surrogate throughout the episode, in one instance practically repeating verbatim what Jeff/Annie shippers have been yelling over recent developments.  Her cry of “You guys are ridiculous together!” may have been partially motivated by her own feelings for Jeff, but it is also not an uncommon opinion among their friends and viewers that Jeff and Britta’s constant sniping isn’t exactly the hallmark of the most romantic of relationships.  Her insistence that nobody even acknowledge their announcement paired with the Dean’s comparison of it to an hour-long episode of The Office also make it resoundingly clear that Jeff and Britta are being a distraction to a crazy scheme that might actually save Greendale.

Apparently, not everybody is happy with Community returning to the well of that old sitcom standby, the love triangle.  But Community has taken on so many old sitcom standbys and given them its own spin.  And its take on the love triangle is not the typical one.  Annie wasn’t even a part of the triangle in Season 1.  In Season 2, the triangle kind of existed, but because of information that remained hidden for a while, it played out with a lot of dramatic irony.  And then it was essentially no longer a triangle in Seasons 3 and 4.

Season 5, romance-wise, has been the year of rekindled feelings, or the realization of feelings that never went away.  By my interpretation, Britta has always been the safe choice for Jeff, the type of girl he has always pursued, while Annie has been the one he feels more passionately towards, so passionately that it scares him a little (or a lot), and he has never directly admitted it to anyone (though scenes that have taken place in his head or his heart have made his feelings clear to the audience).  Jeff has always felt protective of Annie, to the point that he wants to protect her from himself.  He worries about the influence he would have on her if he were to act on his feelings.  But in “Basic Sandwich,” she gets to show him with a Winger Speech of her own how positively he has influenced her:

“We were driven down here by sellouts with crappy values.  Since when do human beings decide which dreams are worthwhile?  Look at him.  He’s one of us.  We have to respect each other enough to let each other want what we want, no matter how transparently self-destructive or empty our desires may be.”

Ostensibly, she is making the case that saving Greendale isn’t worth taking advantage of Russell Borchert, Greendale’s first Dean (a barely recognizable Chris Elliott, who, with a full beard, crazy curly hair, and thick glasses, looked more like Marc Maron than himself), and that they should just allow him to keep living underground with his beloved computer, Raquel.  It would only be right, seeing as how they’ve been living their lives indulging each other’s craziness.  With a preponderance of the reaction shots on Jeff during this speech, it is clear what else Annie is also talking about.  She loves Jeff, and she loves him enough to say that even though she thinks he and Britta are ridiculous for each other, she is willing to allow him to make that decision.  She is also talking to herself, allowing herself to still have the feelings that have brought her a lot of pain.

I have seen some people characterize Jeff’s proposal to Britta as a selfish move, which I don’t see.  I think in a moment of panic he really thought that decision was best not just for himself, but for everybody.  For much of this season, Jeff has been freaking out about the current state of his life.  I have wished that we could have seen more direct manifestations of this than we have gotten, but the past few episodes have made it clear just how scared he has been.  So, selfish? No. But cowardly? Absolutely.  Jeff finally reveals how much passion he has been bottling up when he offers a “blast of human passion” to shock Raquel’s mainframe into a cold start.

The passion that Jeff provides could have been that which he has for the entire group, or that which he has just for Annie.  I know I may be biased towards seeing it as the latter, but I think there were certain clues that make that the right interpretation.  I’m assuming that Jeff guesses what everyone is thinking (as opposed to actually reading their minds).  He doesn’t respond to what the Dean or Britta, but with Annie, he actually initiates their “conversation.”  The mainframe doesn’t start up gradually, but rather, it responds only after Jeff looks at Annie.  One could argue that the build of his love for each group member contributed even though it didn’t show right away.  Either way, Jeff thought it was his feelings for Annie, as he nervously looked away from her when everybody turned around.  Perhaps it was his passion for the whole group, but it was also his passion for Annie a little (or a lot) more than everybody else.  The perpetually noncommittal Community still didn’t commit to any romantic decision, but it did allow itself to say as much as it definitively could by indirect means.

With all this discussion of the romantic subtext, I haven’t really gotten around to discussing the actual plot, which was basically non-stop effervescence.  I must admit here, though, my one problem with this episode was its lack of Shirley, who really didn’t have much to do all season and remains the one main character Dan Harmon continues to struggle to figure out what to do with.  She did manage to make the most of her screentime this episode, getting in a good zinger at Hickey about fighting at City Hall, for one.

The whole Goonies idea of an adventure falling into the group’s lap, instead of having to go find one as usual, tracked well.  Although, it must be said that even though Abed usually has to impose a pop-culture framework on the plot, it’s not like Greendale is lacking in adventure.  But the point is made that with this story coming to them, it is clear that these stories are not going to stop coming.

Ultimately, the search for Russell Borchert allows Community the show to re-state its purpose.  Borchert disappeared underground because he worried that the rise of computers would lead to “emotionless eggheads” at the top of society doing their best to get rid of all feelings among the so-called “idiots” at the bottom.  Borchert strikes me as the hermetic version of Dan Harmon.  They both rail against the cold logic of the system, and even though they are both logical, they both know in their guts there has to something more than that.  A singular focus on logic leads to a soul-crushing standardized formula for everything.  Amazingly, though, after decades of computerization, it is the Russell Borchert’s of the world who have been proven right.  I actually teared up when Britta offered the cat video as proof that humanity isn’t hopeless.  Never before has a troll-filled comment section looked so beautiful.

With the re-emergence of Russell Borchert, and with the study groupers confronting some of their deepest feelings, Greendale is not only saved, but reinvigorated.  As a season finale, this was my favorite thus far.  As a series finale, it wouldn’t kill me, but there’s more to this story. #sixseasonsandamovie #BOOYAH A

And now, the bullet-point portion of the review:
-The tag was well-trod territory, of the sort we’ve seen more often on 30 Rock than Community.  Bu it was perfectly updated to 2014 levels, with “Depends On What Fails” serving as the perfect tagline.
-“Am I thinking what you’re thinking?”
-“Today’s now is yesterday’s soon.”
-Russell Borchert invented the 9-track cassette and was an anti-deodorant activist.
-“What the hell’s your penis look like?” “Obviously a cluster of buildings, so let’s all have a big laugh at the freak.”
-“Oh, look, it’s Jeff Winger, Fun Police, here to pull over our smiles, cause our mouths have tinted windows.”
-“Married?  We’re gonna need way more doves than this,” says a freshly electrocuted Duncan.
-“That’s right.  We got names.”
-“It’s only as dangerous as whoever invited you.”
-Alison Brie sounded like she slipped into a bit of a Valley Girl accent when Abed told Annie he thought she was about to start a kiss-lean.  “I was not.  That would be, like, so totally grody.”
-All the 70’s-era details were delightful (basketball cards with white people, “Open the Door” by the Secret Doors, Donald Sutherland vs. Elliott Gould).
-When Borchert is revealed, the music sounds like that from The Thing.
-Jeff loses track of how big he’s getting (meta).  The Dean doesn’t.
-“I think I’m just mentally ill.”
-“You know what? You guys can have my food and water.” Annie is awesome even when she sounds defeated.
-An example of true perfection: Chang dropping his sunglasses while interrogating Hickey and Shirley

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 4/15/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pharrell – “Happy”
2. John Legend – “All of Me”
3. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
4. Aloe Blacc – “The Man”
5. DJ Snake and Lil’ Jon – “Turn Down for What”
6. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
7. Bastille – “Pompeii”
8. 5 Seconds of Summer – “She Looks So Perfect”
9. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
10. Christina Perri – “Human”
11. Naughty Boy ft. Sam Smith – “La La La”
12. Avicii ft. Dan Tyminski – “Hey Brother”
13. Lorde – “Team”
14. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
15. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
16. Martin Garrix – “Animals”
17. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”
18. Austin Mahone ft. Pitbull – “Mmm Yeah”
19. MKTO – “Classic”
20. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Happy
3. Team
4. The Man
5. Pompeii
6. La La La
7. Turn Down for What
8. Animals
9. Hey Brother
10. Drunk in Love
11. Mmm Yeah
12. Ain’t It Fun
13. Timber
14. Counting Stars
15. Talk Dirty
16. She Looks So Perfect
17. Best Day of My Life
18. Classic
19. All of Me
20. Human

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