This Is A Movie Review: The Fault in Our Stars

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Based on the novel by John Green of the same name, The Fault in Our Stars did not make this reviewer cry (but I would happily admit it if it had).

As Hazel Grace Lancaster would have us believe, The Fault in Our Stars is the REAL version of a sad love story.  So why do the characters in this movie so often talk like no human being I’ve ever met?  (A particularly egregious example comes when Hazel throws out the neological insult “douche pants,” and everyone acts like it is the most clever phrase ever invented.)  And why are the relationships so ill-defined?  The chemistry between Shailene Woodley as Hazel and Ansel Elgort as Gus could be stronger. Their romance appears to be fated as soon as they meet in a cancer support group.  The problem is, Gus is too instantly enthralled by Hazel for it to ever really be clear why, and it doesn’t help that he is the epitome of too good to be true.  I appreciated that TFIOS was not a case of the female lead continuously and ridiculously insisting that she is too awkward for anyone to like her, but this version of instant perfect attraction did nothing to disabuse me of the notion that gradual realization of love is the best route to go with romance.

The actors were mostly fine, but they were hamstrung by a story that stuck to cliché while insisting that it was avoiding clichés.  The best performance comes from Willem Dafoe as Peter van Houten, the author of a novel beloved by Hazel because it so closely matches her own experience with cancer.  But the strength of Dafoe’s performance paradoxically hurts the film overall, because van Houten belongs in another movie entirely, and Dafoe’s conviction highlights that dissonance.  He is bizarrely villainous as a nihilist drunk.  His railing about how the world is an awful, awful place is so over-the-top that he would be more at home on something like American Horror Story, which at least knows how ridiculous it is.

The hype of The Fault in Our Stars has been that there is no way to avoid crying during it.  I was perfectly prepared for it to be a tearjerker, and I was theoretically fine with that, because all movies manipulate, so shamelessly eliciting an emotional response is not an automatic negative in my estimation.  But there was only one time during which I even barely choked up.  And it wasn’t like this was the sort of movie that I was just never going to connect with; I like romance, I like tearjerkers, and I like YA fiction.  I may not be the biggest fan of any of those genres, but I certainly do not dismiss them outright.  But TFIOS was just so predictable with its emotional moments.  I knew somebody was going to die, I knew this love was doomed, and not only that, Hazel and Gus (especially Gus) had either made peace with their fate or were in the process of doing so.  I may be in the minority on this lack of connection, and that would seem to be the case based on all the sniffles in the packed theater, but I wonder if those reactions were based on the connections that had already been established by the novel.  I have to believe that this story was told so much better in the book, because there is a profound connection to this story among its fan base that I just do not get based on the film version.  It is too messy and too accidentally strange and just does not go far enough for a story that insists it is so different. C

What Won TV? – June 1-June 7, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Silicon Valley
Monday – Louie
Tuesday – Fargo
Wednesday – Gael Monfils-Andy Murray, one of the strangest tennis matches ever
Thursday – It’s the series finale of Comedy Bang! Bang!, but there will be a new episode next week.
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – Maria Sharapova-Simona Halep, one of the best Grand Slam finals in recent memory

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 6/7/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun
2. Katy Perry – “Birthday”
3. Calvin Harris – “Summer”
4. Ingrid Michaelson – “Girls Chase Boys”
5. Nico & Vinz – “Am I Wrong”
6. Phillip Phillips – “Raging Fire”
7. Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
8. Rixton – “Me and My Broken Heart”
9. Neon Trees – “Sleeping With a Friend”
10. Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake – “Love Never Felt So Good”
11. Sara Bareilles – “I Choose You”
12. Sia – “Chandelier”
13. John Legend – “All of Me”
14. Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
15. Lorde – “Tennis Court”
16. Kongos – “Come With Me Now”
17. Ed Sheeran ft. Pharrell – “Sing”
18. Magic! – “Rude”
19. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
20. Chvrches – “The Mother We Share”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chandelier
2. Summer
3. Fancy
4. Come With Me Now
5. The Mother We Share
6. Stay With Me
7. Tennis Court
8. Am I Wrong
9. Sleeping With a Friend
10. Love Never Felt So Good
11. Ain’t It Fun
12. Birthday
13. Sing
14. All of Me
15. I Choose You
16. Rude
17. Neon Lights
18. Girls Chase Boys
19. Raging Fire
20. Me and My Broken Heart

Best Episode of the Season: American Dad! Season 10

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Season Analysis: American Dad! is getting to the point in its run when it is starting to repeat itself a little too often, but it still has enough awesome episodes every year to make you realize there is nothing else quite like it on television.

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“Familyland”
Nearly 50 years after his death, Walt Disney continues to be a fruitful source of satire, as demonstrated by American Dad! with Roy Family, the founder of the theme park Familyland, who had been frozen upon his death so that he could one day return to life should the denizens of his park no longer deserve to enjoy his creation.  But this episode wasn’t really about exposing the prejudices of one of America’s most beloved figures, at least not entirely.  “Familyland” was mostly an excuse for American Dad! to indulge its apocalyptic side, which is its best side.  A week after Mr. Family has sealed off all the exits, each section of the park has become a kingdom ruled by one of the Smiths.  The details of Cartoon City (ruled by Steve), Wild Wild Wild West World (ruled by Stan), Fairy Tale Land (ruled by Haley railing against the princess role model), and Outer Space Land (ruled by Roger, who inexplicably notes that this cheesy attraction got everything right) are thoroughly impressive.  American Dad! is one of the best animated shows ever in terms of understanding that it is a cartoon, and knowing that that means it can destroy its status quo whenever it feels like it and pretend like nothing happened the very next episode, and “Familyland” was the best example of that in Season 10.

Best Episode of the Season: Childrens Hospital Season 5

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Season Analysis: Going in the direction of M*A*S*H by transplanting the staff of Childrens to Japan for the season proved there was still plenty of material left to be mined in the medical procedural parody genre.

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“My Friend Falcon”
One of my long-gestating ideas for a movie is one in which the protagonist(s) suddenly switch in the middle.  Like, initially, it’s the story of Bob and Alice, who meet Carol and Charlie about 45 minutes into it, and then about 10 minutes later Bob and Alice disappear for good, and now we focus on Carol and Charlie.  So I was naturally inclined to love Childrens Hospital’s homage to the Werner Herzog documentary My Best Fiend, as it switched midway from being David Wain’s documentary about his working relationship with Ken Marino’s Just Falcon to Falcon’s documentary about his relationship with Wain.  This show has consistently been interested in breaking apart form, as Childrens Hospital is actually a show within a show.  This documentary and its making are presented outside the show within the show, but within the (Adult Swim) show.  This documentary within a show in turn is broken apart and examined, as its existence seems to be beyond the control of any one person.  It is a force all its own.  Bonus points for this episode’s remediating nature are also due for its repurposing of a video from Ken Marino and guest star Kerri Kenney’s time at NYU, presented as a pre-Childrens Hospital moment from Falcon’s career.  “My Friend Falcon” is a fascinating examination of the nature of filmed reality and quite a heady experience for a 12-minute piece of television.

Best Episode of the Season: RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 6

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Season Analysis: My first foray into the world of drag queen reality television was as breezy as I was hoping for, but it was also poignant, with these ladies finding their way into my heart much more than I was expecting.

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“Snatch Game”
As a novice Drag Race viewer, I was promised that the Snatch Game episode is the most reliably entertaining of any season, and this year’s edition did not disappoint.  It helped that I was already predisposed to love several elements, as I used to watch Match Game reruns on Game Show Network, and one of the guest judges was Drag Race superfan Gillian Jacobs, one of the stars of my favorite show, Community.
Joslyn Fox may have been too spacy to be the next drag superstar, but that persona allowed her to perfectly capture the spirit of Real Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice (“prostitution whoreses,” “cumin”).  BenDeLaCreme didn’t play Maggie Smith so much as the Dowager Countess, but that was the right move, as it allowed her to kill with bemusement about modern culture, asking us if we could imagine something like a citrus-flavored drink!  Not every impression worked, but luckily there was Bianca Del Rio’s Judge Judy (a bold, but ultimately successful take on one of Ru’s idols) to keep everyone in check.  (“Beauty fades, dumb is forever,” she snapped at Gia Gunn’s Kim Kardashian.)  I haven’t seen any others, but I’ll take Ru’s word that it was the tightest snatch … game in history.

Runner-up: “Drag Queens of Comedy”
Bianca del Rio dominated far and away this year’s race for America’s Next Drag Superstar, and never more so than with her killer stand-up set.  Guest judge Jaime Pressly was upset that she wasn’t the target of any of the material, to which Bruce Vilanch noted that it is the mark of a truly great insult comic when the audience is begging to be insulted.

Best Episode of the Season: How I Met Your Mother Season 9

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Season Analysis:  Stretching out one weekend over an entire season of 24 episodes was a more satisfying experience than expected … but then the series finale rushed to fit decades’ worth of story into less than an hour, and we were all very confused.

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“Sunrise”
Some of the best love stories of all time are the ones in which the lovers let go of each other: Rick insists that Ilsa get on that plane, Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper are not meant to be, Jack and Ennis cannot be together.  So to have Ted Mosby pining after Robin Scherbatsky season after season, when the audience knew from the very first episode that she was not destined to be the mother of his children, was not wholly unprecedented, even though it was always going to be tricky.  Ted had tried to let go of Robin on many occasions before their walk on the beach in “Sunrise,” but he had never truly been able to.  On the cusp of Robin’s wedding to Barney, he still was not really ready to, but he knew he had to.  Ted ranked his top 5 ex-girlfriends, and, no surprise, number one was fan favorite Victoria.  His subsequent revelations – he broke things off with Victoria because he did not want to end his friendship with Robin, and he actually does not have a top 5, because Robin has always been number one – are heartbreaking.  He is still not ready to let her go, but this time he knows he has to, and the shot of Robin floating away into the sky is beautiful.  (This perfect moment is one of many reasons why the route that the finale took is utterly incomprehensible.)

Watch And/Or Listen to This: Elliphant’s “Music Is Life”

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You know the Sprint Framily Plan commercial in which they drop the beat and everyone starts dancing?  “Music Is Life” by Elliphant is the song from that commercial.  Elliphant is the moniker of Sweden’s Ellinor Olovsdotter.  She’s bringing us a wild mix of hip-hop, reggae, and dance.  This is all to say, Kyle Mooney has great taste.

The 10 Best TV Shows of 2014 Thus Far

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It doesn’t take much time for the calendar to elapse for me to start putting together lists of the best television of the year in my head, and apparently I’m not the only one.  So I now feel compelled to unspool from my brain a preliminary list of the best of 2014.  There are plenty of shows not on this list because they have yet to debut or have just barely debuted, or because they were not quite as good as those that I selected.  It’s looking like, when all is said and done, this could be the most difficult year ever for putting together a definitive ranking.  It has been a strong year for new shows, with half of my selections having debuted in 2014 (or late 2013).

Here are my top 2, listed in alphabetical order:

Hannibal – Unbearable in the best way possible.
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Rick and Morty – More inventive than I thought was possible.
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And now here’s numbers 3-10, also in alphabetical order:

Billy on the Street – There’s a lot of hilarious New Yorkers out there.
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Broad City – Just the right amount of wild and zany.
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Community – An excitable comeback.
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Fargo – It’s got a lot of character.
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Louie – I’m not sure if I would prefer to live in the dream world of Hannibal, or the dream world of Louie, and that’s a compliment to both.
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Mad Men – Great job tying it all together.
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Review – What is this thing we call life?
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True Detective – Mystical, but also personal.
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Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 6/3/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
2. Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
3. Nico & Vinz – “Am I Wrong”
4. Ed Sheeran ft. Pharrell – “Sing”
5. John Legend – “All of Me”
6. Pharrell – “Happy”
7. DJ Snake & Lil’ Jon – “Turn Down for What”
8. Calvin Harris – “Summer”
9. Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake – “Love Never Felt So Good”
10. Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
11. Disclosure ft. Sam Smith – “Latch”
12. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”
13. 5 Seconds of Summer – “She Looks So Perfect”
14. Christina Perri – “Human”
15. MKTO – “Classic”
16. Charli XCX – “Boom Clap”
17. Sia – “Chandelier”
18. Katy Perry – “Birthday”
19. Pitbull ft. G.R.L. – “Wild Wild Love”
20. Rixton – “Me and My Broken Heart”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chandelier
2. Summer
3. Happy
4. Fancy
5. Latch
6. Turn Down for What
7. Stay With Me
8. Am I Wrong
9. Love Never Felt So Good
10. Ain’t It Fun
11. Birthday
12. Sing
13. Problem
14. Boom Clap
15. All of Me
16. Wild Wild Love
17. She Looks So Perfect
18. Classic
19. Human
20. Me and My Broken Heart

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