What Won TV? – September 21-September 27, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – Jeopardy!
Tuesday – New Girl
Wednesday – The Goldbergs (though the Gay Marriage Advice sketch from Key & Peele was the best scene of the night)
Thursday – Parenthood (though toes plopping out of Bob Odenkirk’s stomach deserves special mention)
Friday – Jeopardy!, playing for the tie
Saturday – Saturday Night Live, both vintage and new

SNL Season 40 Premiere Recap September 27, 2014: Chris Pratt/Ariana Grande

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SNL: Ariana Grande, Chris Pratt (CREDIT: YouTube Screenshot)

This review was originally posted on Starpulse in September 2014.

To kick off its milestone 40th season, “SNL” entrusted the premiere to first-time guests Chris Pratt and Ariana Grande.  Pratt proved to be the perfect utility player host, comfortably slotting into all his roles without overshadowing the cast.  His trademark goofy energy could have been put to greater use, but this was an episode of “SNL” that wanted to try out new material and cover some of the most pressing news stories.  New cast members Michael Che and Pete Davidson looked perfectly comfortable as they made auspicious debuts.  Overall, this was an episode that was not entirely focused but was overall more interesting and more experimental than “SNL” usually allows itself to be.  Let’s take a closer look at each of the sketches:

State of the Union with Candy Crowley – This is one of those typical “SNL” cold openings: a news talk show parody that allows multiple stories to be covered with minimal connective tissue.  At least in this case, the various stories were all under the same umbrella of “NFL in Crisis.”  While Roger Goodell and former Baltimore Ravens Ray Lewis and Shannon Sharpe all had their funny moments, this sketch did not make much of a point beyond “Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson are not the only NFL players who have had legal troubles.” Lewis’s hook of constantly changing the subject to kids going to school made up for the fact that this was yet another non-impression from Kenan Thompson, while Sharpe continued to be one of Jay Pharoah’s best impressions, with a particularly Eddie Murphy-esque laugh. B-

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VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 9/27/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Meghan Trainor – “All About That Bass”
2. Maroon 5 – “Maps”
3. Charli XCX – “Boom Clap”
4. Taylor Swift – “Shake It Off”
5. Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne – “Rather Be”
6. Kiesza – “Hideaway”
7. Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora – “Black Widow”
8. Ed Sheeran – “Don’t”
9. Coldplay – “A Sky Full of Stars”
10. Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj – “Bang Bang”
11. Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
12. Echosmith – “Cool Kids”
13. Sia – “Chandelier”
14. Katy Perry – “This Is How We Do”
15. Demi Lovato ft. Cher Lloyd – “Really Don’t Care”
16. Train – “Angel in Blue Jeans”
17. Tove Lo – “Habits”
18. American Authors – “Believer”
19. The Script – “Superheroes”
20. Jason Derulo – “Trumpets”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chandelier
2. Bang Bang
3. Black Widow
4. Shake It Off
5. Stay With Me
6. Hideaway
7. Rather Be
8. Cool Kids
9. Boom Clap
10. Don’t
11. Habits
12. This Is How We Do
13. Really Don’t Care
14. Maps
15. A Sky Full of Stars
16. Trumpets
17. All About That Bass
18. Angel in Blue Jeans
19. Superheroes
20. Believer

Jeffrey Malone Announces New Writing Gig

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Dear Readers,

After 4+ years of writing on this blog, I have been hired as a contributing writer at Starpulse.com, where I have been tasked with TV episode reviews and general blogging entertainment.  Some of the features that I have been covering here will be migrating to Starpulse.  I will still be maintaining this blog to get the word out on all my professional writing and to cover any topics that I do not get to on Starpulse, or other future ventures.

The shows I am covering for the 2014-15 season are Bob’s Burgers, The Middle, Mulaney, New Girl, and Saturday Night Live.  Here are my reviews of the first two episodes of this season’s New Girl:

http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2014/09/17/new_girl_season_4_episode_1_sex_fist

http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2014/09/24/new_girl_season_4_episode_2_winston_to

and my review of the season 6 premiere of The Middle:

http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2014/09/25/the_middle_season_6_premiere_review_ye

Thank you for reading as I enter this new stage of my writing journey.

With fondness,

Jeffrey “jmunney” Malone

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 9/23/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “Shake It Off”
2. Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj – “Bang Bang”
3. Iggy Azalea ft. Nicki Minaj – “Black Widow”
4. Nicki Minaj – “Anaconda”
5. Maroon 5 – “Maps”
6. Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne – “Rather Be”
7. Ariana Grande ft. Zedd – “Break Free”
8. Meghan Trainor – “All About That Bass”
9. Sia – “Chandelier”
10. Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
11. Echosmith – “Cool Kids”
12. Charli XCX – “Boom Clap”
13. Tove Lo – “Habits”
14. Magic! – “Rude”
15. Ed Sheeran – “Don’t”
16. Enrique Iglesias ft. Gente de Zona, Descemer Bueno, and Sean Paul – “Bailando”
17. 5 Seconds of Summer – “Amnesia”
18. Katy Perry – “This Is How We Do”
19. Jason Derulo – “Trumpets”
20. Coldplay – “A Sky Full of Stars”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chandelier
2. Break Free
3. Black Widow
4. Shake It Off
5. Stay With Me
6. Bang Bang
7. Rather Be
8. Cool Kids
9. Boom Clap
10. Don’t
11. Habits
12. This Is How We Do
13. Anaconda
14. Rude
15. Maps
16. A Sky Full of Stars
17. All About That Bass
18. Trumpets
19. Bailando
20. Amnesia

Jmunney’s Fall 2014 TV Viewing Schedule

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New shows are in ALL CAPS. Shows that I will sample but might not stick with are in (parentheses). Old shows that I’m adding are in [brackets].

SUNDAY
Bob’s Burgers
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
MULANEY
[The Good Wife]
MR. PICKLES

MONDAY-THURSDAY
Conan

MONDAY-FRIDAY
Jeopardy!

MONDAY
GOTHAM
The Big Bang Theory
Gravity Falls
American Dad!

TUESDAY
THE FLASH
New Girl
The Mindy Project
MARRY ME
(SELFIE)

WEDNESDAY
Arrow
The Middle
[The Goldbergs]
Modern Family
BLACK-ISH
The League
Key & Peele

THURSDAY
Scandal
Parenthood
TIM & ERIC’S BEDTIME STORIES

FRIDAY
GIRL MEETS WORLD

SATURDAY
VH1 Top 20 Countdown
Doctor Who
Saturday Night Live

What Won TV? – September 14-September 20, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – American Dad! (the 2nd episode of the night)
Monday – Jeopardy!
Tuesday – New Girl
Wednesday – The Meltdown Show with Jonah and Kumail
Thursday – You’re the Worst is (one of) the best (new shows of the year).
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – Doctor Who

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 9/20/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Charli XCX – “Boom Clap”
2. Maroon 5 – “Maps”
3. Meghan Trainor – “All About That Bass”
4. Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne – “Rather Be”
5. Kiesza – “Hideaway”
6. Taylor Swift – “Shake It Off”
7. Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
8. Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora – “Black Widow”
9. Sia – “Chandelier”
10. Ed Sheeran – “Don’t”
11. Demi Lovato ft. Cher Lloyd – “Really Don’t Care”
12. Coldplay – “A Sky Full of Stars”
13. Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj – “Bang Bang”
14. Echosmith – “Cool Kids”
15. Disclosure ft. Sam Smith – “Latch”
16. Train – “Angel in Blue Jeans”
17. Katy Perry – “This Is How We Do”
18. Magic! – “Rude”
19. American Authors – “Believer”
20. Tove Lo – “Habits”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chandelier
2. Latch
3. Black Widow
4. Shake It Off
5. Hideaway
6. Stay With Me
7. Bang Bang
8. Rather Be
9. Cool Kids
10. Boom Clap
11. Don’t
12. Habits
13. This Is How We Do
14. Really Don’t Care
15. Rude
16. Maps
17. A Sky Full of Stars
18. All About That Bass
19. Angel in Blue Jeans
20. Believer

Guest Post: Best Movies in 6 popular Genres for 2014

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If you spend the entirety of your Internet time on this blog, then you might have the idea that my pop culture opinions are the only ones that exist.  Well, guess what?!  It turns out that there other people out there who also have things to say about movies, TV, and music.  With that in mind, here is a guest post from Alex Bailey, who owns Movies in Order, a website that attempts to list every movie trilogy in order by release date:

2014 had its fair share of movie flops, but thankfully there are plenty more flicks to go see, all awesome in their own right. This is not a categorical list of the “best” movies in each genre, but rather ones that deserve to be watched simply because they are that good (or interesting). So without further ado, here are 6 genre movies to go see this year!

1. Action/Adventure – Edge of Tomorrow
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After the disappointment of 2013’s Oblivion, Tom Cruise is back for a fresh start in his latest action flick Edge of Tomorrow. Cruise gives a spectacular performance playing Major Cage, battling an alien invasion of Earth. He does what he does best in his action roles, which is look progressively more and more awesome as the plot moves forward. The premise? Cruise keeps waking up after being killed in combat, a victim of alien time warping technology. The problem? He’s getting better at fighting back. Definitely one of the top action movies to see this year.

2. Sci-Fi – X-Men: Days of Future Past
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Being a huge fan of basically all comic books and the X-men movie series, I was excited when we finally got an X-Men movie with Sentinels as the primary antagonists. Hugh Jackman is back in his never-ending quest to prove he is the best Wolverine in any standalone or X-Men movie, and he delivers on that front. The premise? Giant robotic Sentinels are a serious threat to the mutants, seemingly having the ability to evolve and adapt to any mutant superpower. So Professor Charles Xavier decides to send someone back in time to prevent the Sentinels from ever being made with that ability, and he chooses Wolverine. The problem? Going back in time hurts. A lot. Thankfully, Wolverine’s healing factor should be enough to keep him safe enough in the past to complete his mission. Or will it?

3. Comedy – The Lego Movie
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Too many movies with product placement these days care more about money than the movie itself. Not so with The Lego Movie! The Lego Movie is nothing short of fantastic in every aspect of its 100-minute runtime, and with a PG rating is suitable for basically all audiences. The premise? A random Lego construction worker is the key to saving the city (somehow) from the evil machinations of Lord Business, and he joins up with Batman, Wonder Woman, and Lego reincarnations of famous characters to stop him. The problem? Lord Business got his hands on a nifty new superweapon. This movie is filled to the brim with humor and dialogue so absorbing, you’ll forget they’re made out of Legos.

4. Thriller – Lucy
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I was hesitant to put Lucy under the thriller category since it’s an action movie in it’s own right, but the premise of Lucy is sci fi at it’s very core. The premise? A woman becomes the unfortunate victim of drug smugglers who unceremoniously stuff her stomach full of a new experimental drug, only to have the bag rupture and flood her body with the drug. The problem? The drug causes Lucy’s brain to start operating at higher percentages granting her superhuman abilities and an increasingly higher IQ(that is, until her brain reaches 100% of it’s capacity). Lucy absolutely is a bloody, action-packed Sci Fi flick, and highly recommended as such.

5. Horror – 13 Sins
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13 Sins is not one of the best horror movies ever made, nor is it the best one of 2014. It is however a refreshing insight into how to psychologically break a man with nothing more than a telephone and access to a bank account. The premise? A financially burdened salesman named Elliot (played by Mark Webber) receives a mysterious phone call ordering him to perform 13 different sins, in reward for cash money. The problem? The sins get progressively more disturbing, and we see just how far a man is willing to go to secure his future. Webber does a great job convincing us he is slowly losing his mind in 13 Sins.

6. Drama – The Judge
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Proving once and for all that Robert Downey Jr. is an incredibly talented actor in his own right and capable of playing any role, The Judge is simultaneously a heart-filling father/son story and a cold murder case thriller. The premise? Downey Jr. plays a truly morally bankrupt attorney who will defend anyone, at anytime. The problem? Family issues aside, his father is suddenly accused of murder. While The Judge has a bit of a long running time clocking in at 141 minutes, it is well worth a watch and definitely one of the more intruguing courtroom family dramas to come out this year.

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 9/16/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “Shake It Off”
2. Meghan Trainor – “All About That Bass”
3. Charli XCX – “Boom Clap”
4. Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj – “Bang Bang”
5. Nicki Minaj – “Anaconda”
6. Ariana Grande ft. Zedd – “Break Free”
7. Iggy Azalea ft. Rita Ora – “Black Widow”
8. Maroon 5 – “Maps”
9. Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynne – “Rather Be”
10. Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
11. 5 Seconds of Summer – “Amnesia”
12. Echosmith – “Cool Kids”
13. Tove Lo – “Habits”
14. Ed Sheeran – “Don’t”
15. Becky G – “Shower”
16. Enrique Iglesias ft. Gente de Zona, Descemer Bueno, and Sean Paul – “Bailando”
17. Katy Perry – “This Is How We Do”
18. Disclosure ft. Sam Smith – “Latch”
19. Demi Lovato ft. Cher Lloyd – “Really Don’t Care”
20. Sia – “Chandelier”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chandelier
2. Latch
3. Break Free
4. Black Widow
5. Shake It Off
6. Stay With Me
7. Bang Bang
8. Rather Be
9. Cool Kids
10. Boom Clap
11. Don’t
12. Habits
13. Anaconda
14. This Is How We Do
15. Really Don’t Care
16. Maps
17. All About That Bass
18. Bailando
19. Shower
20. Amnesia

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