Hoppity Hop (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

I’ve also got a leporine feeling about this, which is to say: my SNL spidey sense is tingling over the fact that Bad Bunny has now completed his outing as both host and musical guest on the 2nd episode of the 49th season of Saturday Night Live.

I took copious notes while watching this episode on my DVR the following morning, and now I’m going to share all of those notes with you. Bon appetit!

Jim Jordan
–Another phone?
-“your fellow member of the freedom caucus” – is that how people talk?

Bad Bunny’s Monologue
-How to have sex in  English?
-How did he already have the photo on cue?

Barmageddon Rap Battle
-1st kiss → 1st cousin (But not 2nd kiss → 2nd cousin?)
-“White guy likes it” – Is that because therapy is more mainstream?

La Era Del Descubrimiento
-Turkey!

Telenovela
-“Have fun, everybody.”
-“B as in Baby, you’re a star.”
-“C as in Cee-eize the day.”

please don’t destroy: Shrek
-“Yeah, I’m Shrek.”
-“How can he not be a fan of the Shrek movies?!”

Bad Bunny, “UN PREVIEW”
-Horse: is that a reference to the llama from the New World sketch?

Weekend Update: The Jokes
-“Attacks” the nipple?
-The condoms probably were denim in the 2000s.
-Why did Colin read the Van Leeuwen flavors right to left?
Weekend Update: Jada Pinkett Smith
-She can’t stop talking about Tupac

Meeting Aunt and Mom
-Did Marcello have a different gf the last time they did this sketch?
-I would’ve eaten those cookies!

The Right Track
-That doesn’t look like West 4th

Bad Bunny, “MONACO”
-Last Supper tableau?

Convent Meeting
-Sleep with “other” nuns?
-“I said present”…
-What a twist!
-How do convents usually celebrate Halloween?

Burt’s Bees
-Enrique has a pretty good attitude
-I’d prefer a DJ, regardless of price