“Adam Drivers License” (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Merry Christmas! (And I’ll probably say it again next week, too.) For the second new SNL episode of December 2023, we’ve got a couple of returning favorites in the form of host Adam Driver and musical guest Olivia Rodrigo.

I ran a 5K on Saturday morning, and not only is “Driver” Adam’s last name, but he’s also playing a famous car person in an upcoming movie. So with that feeling of speed going so strong, I’m going to get through my review quickly by offering just one word per sketch. Furthermore, Olivia Rodrigo’s breakthrough single was also automobile-related, although “Drivers License” actually moved at a rather leisurely pace. But she’s really kept up the momentum since then!

Antisemitism Hearing: Deranged.

Adam Driver’s Monologue: Kattan.

Ski Trip: Committed.

Old Friends: Detailed.

Christmas Dinner Party: Paralyzing.

Shop TV: Whimsical-ish.

Olivia Rodrigo, “vampire”: Christmas?

Weekend Update: The Jokes: Edgy.
Weekend Update: Marcello Hernandez: Supportive.
Weekend Update: Chloe Fineman: Fulfilling.

Airplane Baby: Expository.

Olivia Rodrigo, “all-american bitch”: Over-theatrical.

TikTok Prank Victim PSA: Overload.

Tiny Ass Bags: Snappy.

And one last note in light of Julia Stiles’ surprise cameo during Weekend Update: do yourselves a favor and watch Orphan: First Kill!

Looking ahead to next week, maybe you’re having family over and you’re wondering what to do. May I suggest watching Kate McKinnon returning to host and Billie Eilish checking in yet again as musical guest?

12/11/23 UPDATE: A couple of Cut for Time sketches were posted on YouTube … and they were the best ones!