Messin’ with Sasquatches (CREDIT: Bleecker Street/Screenshot)

They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for April 2024:

Civil War: I don’t want a Second Civil War to happen in the United States! But I’m happy to watch a fictional version on the big screen. Alex Garland writes and directs.

Civil War breaks out in theaters on April 12.

Sasquatch Sunset: Horny Bigfoots. I like it.

It will be Sasquatch Sunset Time at the cinema on April 12.

Challengers: I love tennis, and I also think it’s one of the sexiest sports around. Challengers totally runs with that idea.

Challengers is serving in theaters on April 26.