The musical guest’s first name makes me hungry (CREDIT: NBC/Screenshot)

Jeff “jmunney” Malone watches every new episode of Saturday Night Live and then reviews all the sketches and segments according to a “wacky” theme.

John Mulaney has the unique distinction of being more famous as an SNL host than as an SNL employee. That probably has to do with the fact that he was a writer during his tenure on the show, rather than a cast member. Although he certainly appeared on camera a few times during his stint on the staff. I mention all this because he just hosted for the SIXTH time.

And then there’s Chappell Roan, who holds the not-entirely-unique distinction of seemingly being the new obsession of everybody I know.* (*-Hyperbole.) I mention that because she was just the musical guest on SNL for the very FIRST time.

Because Mulaney earlier this year hosted a talk show on Netflix called Everybody’s in LA, I’m going to start my review of each sketch with the word “Everybody’s.”

The Source with Kaitlan Collins: Everybody’s going to be talking about a certain cameo, and that’s okay.

John Mulaney’s Monologue: Everybody’s doing the math on Mulaney’s forebears.

What’s That Name?: Election Edition: Everybody’s brushing up on what they really cared about a few years ago.

Midnight Matinee: Beppo: Everybody’s in love with Beppo. I guar-an-tee it.

Port Authority Duane Reade: “Everybody’s in LA”? More like, “Everybody’s in this sketch!”

Chappell Roan, “Pink Pony Club”: Everybody’s gonna be Bride of Frankenstein Bonnie Raitt next Halloween.

Weekend Update: The Jokes: Everybody’s a Staten Islander* while watching Update these days. (*-Solidarity.)
Weekend Update: Reba McEntire: Everybody’s a fan of Reba… I think.
Weekend Update: Grant & Alyssa: Everybody’s going to believe in love (if they didn’t already) after witnessing these two.

Sitcom Pioneers: Everybody’s going to think twice now if a rock star shows up at their front door.

Chappell Roan, “The Giver”: Everybody’s gonna be googling and Bing-ing “Chappell Roan hair” tomorrow.

Harvey Epstein for City Council: Everybody’s probably going to agree that if this guy didn’t already exist, John Mulaney would’ve had to invent him.

Well, I’ll see you on the other side (i.e., next week) when Bill Burr hosts on November 9 alongside musical guest Mk.gee!