Happy 4th! (CREDIT: Universal Pictures; Jasin Boland/Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment)

M3GAN 2.0

Starring: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, Amie Donald, Jenna Davis, Brian Jordan Alvarez, Jen Van Epps, Ivanna Sakhno, Aristotle Athari, Timm Sharp, Jemaine Clement

Director: Gerard Johnstone

Running Time: 120 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: June 27, 2025 (Theaters)

Jurassic World Rebirth

Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Mahershala Ali, Jonathan Bailey, Rupert Friend, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Luna Blaise, David Iacono, Audrina Miranda, Ed Skrein, Bechir Sylvain, Philippine Velge

Director: Gareth Edwards

Running Time: 133 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: July 2, 2025 (Theaters)

Hello, everybody! So, I saw M3GAN 2.0 and Jurassic World Rebirth in the theater on Independence Day Weekend 2025 – was this what Thomas Jefferson had in mind when he wrote the Declaration of Independence 249 years ago? Well, I was alive, and I was free to choose my seats, and these excursions did make me happy. Maybe not the happiest da movies have ever made me, but certainly happy enough. But as for my fellow residents who weren’t able to see M3GAN 2.0 and Jurassic World Rebirth as much as they wanted to, I hope that this country does a better job fulfilling its promise to you in the future.

Grades:
M3GAN 2.0: 4 Upgrades out of 7 AI Flim-Flams
Jurassic World Rebirth: The Dino That Looked Like an Alien From Alien Was the Best Part (Is That a Good or Bad Thing? Discuss.)