Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 4/3/26

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It’s right on your TV, now Testaments! (CREDIT: Hulu/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
The Drama (Theaters)

TV
The Floor Season 5 Premiere (April 8 on FOX)
The Testaments Series Premiere (April 8 on Hulu) – Continuation of Handmaid’s Tale.

Music
-Earl Sweatshirt, MIKE & SURF GANG, POMPEII // UTILITY
-Thundercat, Distracted – Boom.
-U2, Easter Lily

Shall We Venture Through ‘They Will Kill You’?

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Lookin’ alive (CREDIT: Warner Bros./Screenshot)

Starring: Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, Myha’la, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, Angus Sampson, James Remar

Director: Kirill Sokolov

Running Time: 94 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: March 27, 2026 (Theaters)

They Will Kill You primarily takes place in a hotel, so I can’t help but ask: Would I like to live in Hotel TWKY (even if just for a little bit)? Well,  its calling card isn’t exactly promising, as it’s apparently built on a foundation of human sacrifice. So that’s not great. Even worse, it lets in hardly any natural light. I suppose that making my way through such hardships could build character. But life is already hard enough on its own!

Bangin’ soundtrack, though.

Grade: 131 Impalements out of 177 Bisections

jmunney’s Top Cinematic Choices for April 2026

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TFW when movies are Drama-tic (CREDIT: A24)

They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for [MONTH YEAR]:

The Drama: Zendaya and R-Pattz are getting married! But trouble is lurking underfoot. Thus the title of this movie.

The Drama will be all over movie theaters starting April 3.

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