Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/28/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
2. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
3. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
4. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
5. Bastille – “Pompeii”
6. Lorde – “Team”
7. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
8. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”
9. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
10. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
11. Pharrell – “Happy”
12. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
13. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
14. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
15. Katy Perry – “Roar”
16. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
17. Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown – “Show Me”
18. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
19. Miley Cyrus – “Adore You”
20. Avicii – “Hey Brother”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Team
2. Happy
3. The Monster
4. Demons
5. Pompeii
6. Hey Brother
7. Timber
8. Drunk in Love
9. Burn
10. Roar
11. Counting Stars
12. Let Her Go
13. Adore You
14. Talk Dirty
15. Brave
16. Same Love
17. Best Day of My Life
18. Show Me
19. Say Something
20. Story of My Life

SNL Recap January 25, 2014: Jonah Hill/Bastille

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Comedy based on stereotypes can work, but if it isn’t subversive, then it tends to perpetuate those stereotypes, intentionally or not.  It’s also just difficult to make it work as far as funny goes, because it tends to lack the element of surprise.  You have to do a really good job of playing the stereotype straight.  The performances were decent, but not spectacular.  The last routine was a little bit better than the others, in that it went beyond “stereotypical straight guy” material into “creepy guy” territory. C+

Jonah Hill’s Monologue
I was just thinking of how, in light of his Golden Globe win for Best Actor in a “Comedy,” Leo DiCaprio would make a great SNL host.  He would follow in a distinguished line of primarily dramatic actors whose dramatic chops can be effectively parlayed into comedy.  But he’s never seemed like he would be interested.  So, when everyone was asking Jonah about him, it was weird to be thinking, “So, Leo is here, right?”  This ended up being solid way of addressing an aspect of Jonah Hill’s personality – his self-seriousness as an AC-TOR – which is, I would argue, generally a better approach than addressing a single moment of the host’s life.  (Why does Taran keep making those noises at the end of his sentences as Brad Pitt?) B

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What Won TV? – January 19-January 25, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – True Detective
Monday – Rick and Morty
Tuesday – New Girl at its best for some time
Wednesday – Suburgatory
Thursday – Community – Season 5 is making me happy.
Friday – Enlisted
Saturday – SNL, thanks in large part surprisingly to a sketch about a clogged toilet.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/25/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
2. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”
3. Zedd ft. Hayley Williams – “Stay the Night”
4. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
5. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
6. Lorde – “Team”
7. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
8. Bastille – “Pompeii”
9. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
10. Beyoncé – “XO”
11. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
12. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
13. The Fray – “Love Don’t Die”
14. Fall Out Boy – “Alone Together”
15. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
16. Daughtry – “Waiting for Superman”
17. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
18. Christina Perri – “Human”
19. Goo Goo Dolls – “Come to Me”
20. Colbie Caillat – “Hold On”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Team
2. The Monster
3. Demons
4. Pompeii
5. XO
6. Love Me Again
7. Timber
8. Burn
9. Sweater Weather
10. Counting Stars
11. Let Her Go
12. Love Don’t Die
13. Stay the Night
14. Alone Together
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Human
17. Say Something
18. Hold On
19. Waiting for Superman
20. Come to Me

Community Episode Review: 5.5 “Geothermal Escapism”

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“Geothermal Escapism” started out as a paintball episode in every way except paintball.  But “The Floor is Lava” was close enough to paintball anyway, as it also proved to have the capacity to destroy the entire campus, with thanks also once again to a disproportionately enticing prize.  The possibility that something like this could happen on Community was never in doubt.  Of course Abed would want to give Troy an appropriately massive, campus-wide send-off.  And no surprise that it would call back to their past great adventures.  But for the first half of this episode, I was a little wary.  It wasn’t just that Lava was so similar to paintball (the post-apocalyptic angle was new, but really just a subgenre of the action genre so fully covered in “Modern Warfare”), it was that the character stakes didn’t seem that high.  “Modern Warfare” took place in light of Jeff and Britta’s sexual tension boiling over, and the Season 2  2-part finale was precipitated by the possibility of Pierce being kicked out of the group.  It feels like at this point in the show’s run, these people are too comfortable with each other to have conflicts on those scales.

This is why I kept my eye on Britta, who insisted on everyone having a chance to grieve.  This really seemed unnecessary; nobody wanted Troy to go, sure, but not everyone needs to go through the same grieving process when a friend leaves.  Jeff, Shirley, and Annie at least all seemed perfectly capable of seeing Troy off without too much fuss.  But there was somebody missing from that opening study room scene.  Abed’s absence served both a narrative and a thematic purpose, and this was ultimately all brought together by the end.

It wasn’t just that the creators of Community wanted to re-capture the glory of the paintball episodes.  Abed was the one who orchestrated The Floor is Lava.  He was the one who really wanted to go back to those good times.  Britta may have applied her grief psychology too broadly at first, but she was right to have that mindset.  If genre-savvy Abed – who knows to be wary of sequels – was so focused on making something like a sequel (a spinoff, perhaps), then something had to have been be up.  When the game comes down to Troy, Britta, and Abed, everything is brought into perspective.  Abed knows intellectually that Troy won’t be here forever, but his unique emotional state affects his perception so strongly that he can’t help but see the floor as lava.  This episode had to be so similar to what had come before so that the change of the status quo that came at the end could be felt so strongly.

So I had no trouble feeling the ending of this episode, but it took me some mental aerobics that I more or less just explained to really get on the first half’s wavelength.  Ultimately, I do think it succeeded from start to finish.  It helped that the action was so well-directed.  You really got a sense of how painful some of those falls were.  Annie’s drop especially looked like it hurt.  There was also no shortage of laughs, with highlights including Duncan’s complaint that everyone besides the British cheats, Garrett’s storytelling about Shirley Island, “the reverse Danny Thomas” (whatever the hell that is), Gillian Jacobs’ delivery of “I understand. I lived in New York”, and “Cirque Du so long, you high-stepping acro-bastards,” which was perhaps as funny as it was only because Leonard said it.

For Troy’s last episode, “Geothermal Escapism” didn’t focus as much as one might have expected on Mr. Barnes.  But as I talked about in my review of “Cooperative Polygraphy,” Troy has clearly matured enough to take on this next stage of his life.  It wasn’t necessary to show him preparing, as it was clear that it was time for him to move on.  And so this episode focused more on those saying goodbye, particularly Abed, and here was just the latest example of how much of a classic all-time TV character he is.  It has never been confirmed one way or the other that Abed has Asperger syndrome, or something similar, and I think that has been for the best.  He understands his limitations, and he consistently attempts to work around him, so it is fascinating to see him actually debilitated by his condition.  It is a fitting cap to one of the great friendships in TV history to see Abed be able to be so honest with Troy in that moment.

As Troy is about to set sail, he gets the perfect goodbye from each of his friends.  His moment with Britta interestingly – and poignantly – calls back to their relationship from last season.  Annie eloquently expresses her amazement that someone she could barely talk to at first is now the easiest person for her to open up to.  Shirley is rightly denoted as the badass of the group.  Jeff, who in previous seasons looked to have been threatened by Troy’s heroic rise, is now genuinely impressed by how his protégée of sorts is now more awesome than he is.  And Troy and Abed – Clone Troy and Clone Abed, that is – don’t shake hands.  They hug.

Best Music Videos of 2013

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1. Pharrell – “Happy” [Creative Director: Woodkid] – The full video for “Happy” is a day-long experience that plays on a loop on 24hoursofhappy.com.  I haven’t watched every last minute of the 24 hours, but I am impressed by it nonetheless.  I have seen the four-minute edited version, and it is pretty cool, too.  A menagerie of people dance however they want to dance as they walk through streets and hallways, gladly taking heed of the commands in Pharrell’s lyrics.  Everyone indeed looks happy.  Rarely has such an earnest effort calling for positivity been successful on such a gargantuan scale.

2. Haim – “The Wire” [Director: Jonathan Lia] – The music video with the best short narrative of the year is “The Wire,” in which the Haim sisters break up with some guys, but remain awesome.  Also awesome, hilariously so: Jorma Taccone’s cry-face.

3. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors” [Director: Floria Sigismondi] – JT’s tribute to his grandparents is a tearjerking testament to a love that decades later remains as strong as it was the day it began.

4. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop” [Director: Diane Martel] – A year in which a Miley Cyrus video is reminiscent of Zardoz (re: talking, floating heads) is a pretty good year.

5. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Sacrilege” [Director: Megaforce] – Slut shaming: the music video.  The sex is thrilling, but in this crazy mixed-up world, it’s still too much for some people to handle.

6. Bat for Lashes – “Lilies” [Director: Peter Sluszka] – “Lilies” captures the magic of the musical performances from The Muppet Show, specifically the ones in which the musical guest was accompanied by the more monstrous puppets.  Natasha Khan is equal parts thrilled and freaked out by the imposing, yet fascinating creatures on this spacey seascape.

7. A-Trak & Tommy Trash – “Tuna Melt” [Director: Ryan Staake] – There have been other Rube Goldberg-style music videos, but no others that ultimately merely opened a door to a closet in which a sandwich is on a plate.

8. Tegan and Sara – “Closer” [Director: Issac Rentz] – The Quin twins have the most enthusiastic karaoke party ever, but what really sells this clip is the casual tossing aside of the microphone at the end.

9. Disclosure – “When a Fire Starts to Burn” [Director: Bo Mirosseni] – The “When a Fire Starts to Burn” clip appears to be one of those religious revival meetings in which people become so possessed by the spirit that their bodies start shaking and their minds get lost.  But what’s being preached here is the possession itself: let yourself be overcome by the sensation of being overcome.

10. Avicii – “You Make Me” [Director: Sebastian Ringler] – Is everyone finally ready to admit how awesome roller skating rinks are?  Or at least how awesome roller skating love stories are?

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/21/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
2. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
3. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
4. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
5. Rihanna ft. Eminem – “The Monster”
6. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
7. Bastille – “Pompeii”
8. Lorde – “Team”
9. Avicii – “Wake Me Up”
10. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
11. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
12. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
13. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
14. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
15. Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown – “Show Me”
16. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
17. Pharrell – “Happy”
18. Zendaya – “Replay”
19. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
20. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. ScHoolboy Q and Hollis – “White Walls”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Wake Me Up
2. Team
3. Happy
4. The Monster
5. Demons
6. Pompeii
7. Wrecking Ball
8. Timber
9. Drunk in Love
10. Burn
11. Sweater Weather
12. Counting Stars
13. Let Her Go
14. Brave
15. White Walls
16. Best Day of My Life
17. Replay
18. Show Me
19. Say Something
20. Story of My Life

The Best Albums of 2013 That I Listened To

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1. Daft Punk – Random Access Memories – The last days of disco are no longer the end, as the duo that foresaw the future a decade before EDM took over the musical mainstream looked to the past to stay ahead of the game.  Despite hiding behind the robot masks, Daft Punk have always been about finding the humanity in an increasingly digitized world.  RAM served as a manifesto about how the sensational wonders of analog still exist and can be streamlined into a landscape of bleeps and bloops.
Key Tracks: “Contact,” “Get Lucky,” “Giorgio By Moroder,” “Touch”
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2. Lorde – Pure Heroine – The best debut album in a good long while.  Lorde is a true individual: a definite pop star with a real rockin’ attitude and heavy hip-hop and R&B influences.
Key Tracks: “Royals,” “A World Alone,” “White Teeth Teens”
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3. HAIM – Days Are Gone – With the way they play their guitars like percussion instruments, the HAIM sisters know from HARD rock.  Their melodies may conjure a mellow California sunset, but they are by no means softies.
Key Tracks: “Falling,” “The Wire,” “My Song 5”
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4. Kanye West – Yeezus – This is like Kanye’s primal scream therapy.
Key Tracks: “Black Skinhead,” “Bound 2,” “On Sight”
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5. David Bowie – The Next Day – Bowie proves that it is not the age of the individual but the individual himself that determines the urgency of a creative output.  He sounds more reinvigorated than he has in decades, with the songs themselves conveying that invigorating theme.
Key Tracks: “The Next Day,” “The Stars (Are Out Tonight),” “Love Is Lost”
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6. Queens of the Stone Age – …Like Clockwork – Josh Homme is a craftsman.  Every note on …Like Clockwork sounds like it is played and produced to as fine a specification as possible.  Add to that Homme’s passionate tenor and playful lyrics (“gitchy gitchy ooh la la”), and you’ve got a band that understands the sonic experience unlike any other.
Key Tracks: “If I Had a Tail,” “Keep Your Eyes Peeled,” “I Sat by the Ocean”
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7. Sky Ferreira – Night Time, My Time – In the portion of her career before her debut album, Sky Ferreira seemed like one of those New Age-y, self-employed, entrepreneurial types (I’m not sure if I’m picking the right words exactly, but hopefully you catch my drift) who was always looking for “her sound.”  Her non-album singles kept presenting a new identity, and now the end result is Night Time, My Time: a mix of sounds, from a more confident singer who has finally learned that diversity can define a singular identity.
Key Tracks: “You’re Not the One,” “Omanko,” “Heavy Metal Heart,” “I Blame Myself”
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8. Tegan and Sara – Heartthrob – This bubbly confection sounds like the pop breakthrough Tegan and Sara have always wanted to have – they were just waiting for the right budget, or the right career moment, or the right whatever, to make it happen.
Key Tracks: “Closer,” “I Was a Fool,” “Drove Me Wild”
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9. Avicii – True – While Daft Punk got EDM in touch with its roots, Avicii explored every permutation of its present.
Key Tracks: “Wake Me Up!”, “You Make Me,” “Dear Boy”
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10. Arcade Fire – Reflektor – With this unwieldy, hard-to-pin-down double album, Arcade Fire certainly didn’t make it easy for their casual fans and guaranteed that their detractors would not be won over.  But Reflektor becomes a good bit of plain old fun once you stop trying to figure out “what it is.”
Key Tracks: “Reflektor,” “Joan of Arc,” “Here Comes the Night Time”

Honorable Mention: I haven’t listened to all of Disclosure’s Settle, but based on what I have heard from it, I think it would have made this list had I listened to all of it.

SNL Video Recap January 18, 2014: Drake

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What Won TV? – January 12-January 18, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – American Dad! going into full-on apocalyptic mode.
Monday – Rick and Morty is the best new show of 2014 (that actually premiered in late 2013).
Tuesday – Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Wednesday – Suburgatory is still the weirdest show ever, but also still pretty good.
Thursday – Community
Friday – The Neighbors
Saturday – SNL had its second best episode of the season, with That’s So 2 Chainz the highlight.

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