Jeff "Jmunney" Malone's Self-Styled "Expert" Thoughts on Movies, TV, Music, and the Rest of Pop Culture
October 1, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Frankie Freako, Movie preview, Piece by Piece, Smile 2 Leave a comment
What movie theaters will look like in October 2024 (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures/Screenshot)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for October 2024:
Frankie Freako: Some rando genre indie about a little puppet dude who shows up to party and wreak havoc. This looks like the unholy love child of Gremlins, Munchies, Munchie, and the like.
Frankie Freako will get his freak on in limited theaters October 4.
September 1, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Movie preview, My Old Ass, Speak No Evil, The Substance Leave a comment
I want to see a movie. (CREDIT: MUBI/Screenshot)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for September 2024:
Speak No Evil: I’ve seen the trailer for this about 6 million times in the past few months. It’s a remake of a Danish film that I’ve heard good things about. James McAvoy looks creepy. There’s also a mini-Halt and Catch Fire reunion.
Movie theaters will Speak No Evil on September 13.
August 1, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Borderlands, Cuckoo, Movie preview, Trap Leave a comment
You can Trap me in those eyes anytime! (CREDIT:
Warner Bros. Pictures/Screenshot)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for August 2024:
Trap: The latest from M. Night Shyamalan! Will Josh Hartnett be just as evil as he appears to be in the trailers? I wouldn’t mind a twisty revelation.
We’ll all be Trapped in movie theaters on August 2.
July 1, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Despicable Me 4, Longlegs, MaXXXine, Movie preview Leave a comment
Why we go to the movies (CREDIT: Illumination & Universal Pictures)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for July 2024:
Despicable Me 4: Gru and the goirls are back, Will Ferrell and Joey King join in on the fun, and the Minions are Mega.
Despicable Me 4 will be in theaters everywhere July 3.
June 1, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Inside Out 2, Movie preview, The Exorcism, The Watchers Leave a comment
Who’s watching The Watchers? (CREDIT:
Warner Bros. Pictures/Screenshot)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for June 2024:
The Watchers: Perhaps the greatest twist of all … is our ability to reproduce? We’ll find out soon enough when Ishana Night Shyamalan (daughter of M. Night) releases her feature directorial debut about a group of entrapped people coming to grips with their mysterious voyeurs.
The Watchers will be watched in movie theaters beginning June 7.
May 1, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Furiosa, I Saw the TV Glow, Movie preview, Unfrosted Leave a comment
To frost, or not to frost? That is the popping. (CREDIT: John P. Johnson/Netflix © 2024)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for May 2024:
I Saw the TV Glow: Bonding over a TV show results in distortion between fiction and reality. You know I can’t resist a premise like that!
We will all be able to say I Saw the TV Glow in movie theaters on May 3.
April 1, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Challengers, Civil War, Movie preview, Sasquatch Sunset Leave a comment
Messin’ with Sasquatches (CREDIT: Bleecker Street/Screenshot)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for April 2024:
Civil War: I don’t want a Second Civil War to happen in the United States! But I’m happy to watch a fictional version on the big screen. Alex Garland writes and directs.
Civil War breaks out in theaters on April 12.
March 1, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Dune: Part Two, Love Lies Bleeding, Movie preview, The American Society of Magical Negroes Leave a comment
Who will lie bleeding as a result of this moment? (CREDIT: Anna Kooris/A24)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for March 2024:
Dune: Part Two: To paraphrase Stefon, the universe’s hottest commodity is SPICE.
Dune: Part Two is exclusively in theaters on March 1.
February 1, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Drive-Away Dolls, Lisa Frankenstein, Madame Web, Movie preview Leave a comment
Let them be Frank (CREDIT: Michele K. Short / © 2024 FOCUS FEATURES LLC)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for February 2024:
Lisa Frankenstein: The title of this movie is my favorite pun ever. As for the plot, Kathryn Newton reanimates the corpse of Cole Sprouse. Diablo Cody wrote the screenplay, while Zelda Williams (Robin’s daughter) makes her feature directorial debut.
Lisa Frankenstein will stagger into theaters on February 9.
January 2, 2024
Cinema, Monthly Top Cinematic Choices Mean Girls, Mean Girls 2024, Movie preview, Night Swim, The Book of Clarence Leave a comment
Starting a new chapter in 2024 (CREDIT: Moris Puccio/Legendary Entertainment)
They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for January 2024:
Night Swim: A family moves into a new house, but the swimming pool is haunted. LOL. Better Call Saul‘s Kerry Condon plays the mom!
You can take a Night Swim in theaters beginning on January 5.
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