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Deliver Us From Evil repeats – less successfully – the beats of many possession movies that have preceded it.  But that’s not what I really want to talk about.  Director Scott Derrickson has proven himself capable of effective scares before, particularly with 2012’s disturbingly grisly Sinister, and Deliver Us would certainly have been better if it had delivered in this area, but those shortcomings ultimately seem to be beside the point.  Eric Bana plays Ralph Sarchie, an NYPD officer who discovers a series of related crimes that might just have a demonic flavor to them.  It turns out a crew of dishonorably discharged soldiers stumbled upon something supernatural while in Iraq.  The demon they uncovered is using them to create doorways, presumably for the transport of evil spirits.  And, as connoisseurs of the most obvious puns imaginable were hoping, this method is used to justify every possible diegetic inclusion of Jim Morrison, Ray Manzarek, John Densmore, and Robby Krieger.  And as luck would have it, the Doors had a thematically appropriate hit befitting their name, as we are reminded when a possessed woman is babbling the lyrics to “Break on Through (To the Other Side).”  To make it overwhelmingly clear what is going on, whenever a Doors song is playing, just about every other word spoken is “door” or “doorway.”  It’s like product placement run amok, in which the product being promoted is “doors.”  The only reasonable conclusion is that Deliver Us From Evil is some weird experimental tribute to the Doors.

Initially, this film seems like it intends to be more than just your typical exorcism movie.  It opens as a fairly straightforward buddy cop thriller featuring Sarchie and his partner Butler (Joel McHale, who doesn’t even bother to attempt a New York accent).  It has a chance to be a gritty crime/supernatural horror hybrid, but it mostly ignores the former and hews too closely to the formula of the latter: Sarchie is initially skeptical about the demonic explanation, then a priest slowly convinces him, then the demon starts threatening his family, and ultimately there is a climactic exorcism.  Deliver Us is mostly disappointing, though it avoids being simply boring.  It is instead weirdly fascinating, especially insofar as Sarchie and Father Mendoza (Édgar Ramirez, giving a fairly nuanced performance that doesn’t have much of an effect on the overall quality of the movie) seem to exist in a vacuum, as Sarchie’s fellow officers have essentially no idea of the supernatural truth.  Also, his wife (Olivia Munn) and daughter (Lulu Wilson) are placed in peril by the demon, but with tactics that a regular human criminal could have used.  McHale, meanwhile, appears to be in another movie entirely – a much better one, in which he gets to parody cop clichés and crack wise, while the characters in the movie he has stumbled onto stare stone-faced, unable to register humor. C

How to Train Your Dragon 2, like its predecessor, is not concerned with pop-culture spoofiness or all-around goofiness.  Instead, it is all about the storytelling, and every element that is worth recommending about it comes through in said storytelling.  Now that Hiccup (Jay Baruchel, using his nasally whine to precise effect) has convinced his father and the rest of his Viking village to live in peace with their fire-breathing neighbors, he discovers that the surrounding areas are not equally progressive.  The plot turns upon a dragon army controlled by the villainous Drago (a menacing Djimon Hounsou).  The villainy could be more nuanced, but I always appreciate when a film like this one trusts its young target audience to handle the intensity, particularly when the heroes have to muster their courage to do just that.  Ultimately, HTTYD2 is a sort of throwback, insofar as it is a simple tale told well.  It is most winning with the care placed on its details, with subtly effective animation (dragon Toothless is especially expressive) and strong vocal performances all around – the characters who are meant to be kind of annoying are not too overbearing, while the best performance comes from a hardly recognizable Cate Blanchett (as Hiccup’s previously presumed-dead mother), the weight of so many emotions imbued in her voice. B

The team behind 21 Jump Street made the ingenious decision of making its ill-advised adaptation of an old TV show about ill-advisedly adapting an old TV show into a movie.  Making 22 Jump Street about the ill-advisedness of sequels is not an ingenious decision; that is not because it is the wrong idea, but because it is the obvious (albeit correct) idea.  That is to say, for 22 Jump Street to work, it has to go beyond that ill-advisedness concept.  This movie does acknowledge the ridiculousness of sending Officers Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Jenko (Channing Tatum) back to school again to infiltrate a drug ring again.  But whether it acknowledges it or not, being essentially the same movie all over again is bound to induce some fatigue.  There are the same constant jokes about how they look too old to be in school cranked up to 11, as well as the same initial role reversal.    The latter is not as inspired this time around, though, as Jenko joins the football team and is anointed the big man on campus, which is in line with the role he was used to prior to 21 Jump Street.  But at least Schmidt is not with a group of outcasts per se, so much as an alternative crowd, which he wins over with an impromptu performance at a poetry slam that earns him the nickname “Maya Angelou” (which effectively works as a loving tribute to the late poet laureate).

The separation of Schmidt and Jenko works to set up a love story of sorts, in which the former must work through his neediness and the latter his insensitivity.  This leads to the two of them frequently being mistaken for a gay couple, most notably in a therapy session with a psychology professor (a perfectly cast Marc Evan Jackson) who had them pegged as “partners” as soon as he met them.  This could be construed as gay panic, that most tired of bro-comedy gags, but it is actually quite the opposite.  Neither Schmidt nor (the formerly ignorant) Jenko would really mind being mistaken for gay.  If anything, 22 Jump Street emphasizes how okay they are with this a bit too much.  But it does lead to a triumphant moment in which Jenko gets to hilariously display what he has been learning in a human sexuality course and how open-minded he has become now that he he no longer carelessly throws around homophobic pejoratives like he did in high school.

Most of the lampshade-hanging sequel gags are not imaginative enough to make 22 Jump Street an unqualified success.  But there is one crowning success in this regard: the climactic chase scene through campus, which features some of the most conceptual humor in modern mainstream American cinema.  Schmidt and Jenko drive through the most expensive areas of campus, even though they could have very easily taken a route that would have led to far less damage.  Schmidt cries out how upset their superiors will be over having to pay for such expensive damages and the parallel implication here is obviously that movie studios will ultimately regret having the most expensive stunts for their comedy sequels when they are completely unnecessary.  I was cracking up throughout this sequence, though the audience I saw it with responded more vigorously to the broader moments, courtesy primarily of a frighteningly committed Ice Cube (returning as Schmidt and Jenko’s captain).  (SPOILER-Y item of note: Cube’s role is more similar to his in Ride Along than it is to 21 Jump Street, as Schmidt dates a girl who turns out to be the captain’s daughter.  This connection is only magnified by the resemblance between Amber Stevens – who plays his daughter – and Tika Sumpter – who played his sister in Ride.)  A cap is placed on the sequel meta-ness with a montage that plays during the credits that seems to provide a definitive answer regarding any potential further sequels.  It is the strongest sustained segment of the whole film, and it wins my vote for funniest scene of 2014.  That intensity cannot be maintained for the entirety of the running time, but it presents a closing argument of sorts that makes the hour and fifty minutes that precedes it wholly worth it. B

One More Point of Note: For a movie so aware of being a sequel and that even includes a gag about a contract dispute with an actor, it is a bit jarring that Brie Larson does not reprise her role from 21 Jump Street and that her absence is never acknowledged.  Although, I suppose that, as a huge Brie Larson fan, I was just more inclined to notice that than anyone else.

Based on the novel by John Green of the same name, The Fault in Our Stars did not make this reviewer cry (but I would happily admit it if it had).

As Hazel Grace Lancaster would have us believe, The Fault in Our Stars is the REAL version of a sad love story.  So why do the characters in this movie so often talk like no human being I’ve ever met?  (A particularly egregious example comes when Hazel throws out the neological insult “douche pants,” and everyone acts like it is the most clever phrase ever invented.)  And why are the relationships so ill-defined?  The chemistry between Shailene Woodley as Hazel and Ansel Elgort as Gus could be stronger. Their romance appears to be fated as soon as they meet in a cancer support group.  The problem is, Gus is too instantly enthralled by Hazel for it to ever really be clear why, and it doesn’t help that he is the epitome of too good to be true.  I appreciated that TFIOS was not a case of the female lead continuously and ridiculously insisting that she is too awkward for anyone to like her, but this version of instant perfect attraction did nothing to disabuse me of the notion that gradual realization of love is the best route to go with romance.

The actors were mostly fine, but they were hamstrung by a story that stuck to cliché while insisting that it was avoiding clichés.  The best performance comes from Willem Dafoe as Peter van Houten, the author of a novel beloved by Hazel because it so closely matches her own experience with cancer.  But the strength of Dafoe’s performance paradoxically hurts the film overall, because van Houten belongs in another movie entirely, and Dafoe’s conviction highlights that dissonance.  He is bizarrely villainous as a nihilist drunk.  His railing about how the world is an awful, awful place is so over-the-top that he would be more at home on something like American Horror Story, which at least knows how ridiculous it is.

The hype of The Fault in Our Stars has been that there is no way to avoid crying during it.  I was perfectly prepared for it to be a tearjerker, and I was theoretically fine with that, because all movies manipulate, so shamelessly eliciting an emotional response is not an automatic negative in my estimation.  But there was only one time during which I even barely choked up.  And it wasn’t like this was the sort of movie that I was just never going to connect with; I like romance, I like tearjerkers, and I like YA fiction.  I may not be the biggest fan of any of those genres, but I certainly do not dismiss them outright.  But TFIOS was just so predictable with its emotional moments.  I knew somebody was going to die, I knew this love was doomed, and not only that, Hazel and Gus (especially Gus) had either made peace with their fate or were in the process of doing so.  I may be in the minority on this lack of connection, and that would seem to be the case based on all the sniffles in the packed theater, but I wonder if those reactions were based on the connections that had already been established by the novel.  I have to believe that this story was told so much better in the book, because there is a profound connection to this story among its fan base that I just do not get based on the film version.  It is too messy and too accidentally strange and just does not go far enough for a story that insists it is so different. C

Am I suffering from Superhero Fatigue?  With at least one new Marvel Universe spectacular being released each year, and with all of them getting good-to-excellent reviews, but my enthusiasm gradually fading, who is at fault here?  Was my relatively muted reaction due to it not being as good as most critics and general audiences thought it was (it’s currently at 89% on Rotten Tomatoes and 8.2 on IMDb), or do I just have a limit to my superhero love?  I have been a comic book nerd my whole life, though I suppose I’m not as nerdy as one can possibly be.  Can only the biggest nerds among us love them all?

Marvel superhero movies are diverse enough that they are essentially offering their own particular spins on various genres.  With The Winter Soldier, it is time for the conspiracy spy thriller.  Comparisons to Winter Soldier have been made to the 70’s heyday of this genre, but I unfortunately have not seen enough of those to know how accurate that comparison is.  (Robert Redford’s presence reminds me that I need to watch All the President’s Men, probably in my top 10 of classic movies I need to see ASAP.)  This can be a confusing genre, and I was accordingly befuddled by the motivations of HYDRA.  It seemed like it consisted of the remnants of Nazism, which isn’t necessarily a bad idea for a villainous entity, but it is weird and could have used some more explanation.  Regardless, Toby Jones gave the performance of the film as HYDRA chemist Arnim Zola, despite acting mostly inside a computer.

(SPOILERS IN THIS PARAGRAPH, EVEN THOUGH THESE ARE PLOT POINTS THAT WEREN’T EXACTLY HIDDEN BY THE MARKETING)  I would have liked more exploration into the psyche of Bucky, and how exactly the brainwashing affected his personality.  Instead, what we got was a rote story of someone being turned into a blank slate assassin and then remembering who he really is thanks to the love of his friend.  The flashbacks with Bucky and Steve didn’t add much, as their relationship was already well-established in The First Avenger.  The reveal of the Winter Soldier as Bucky also didn’t really hit me in any way.  I was familiar with the Winter Soldier storyline from the comics, and it wasn’t like Sebastian Stan’s presence in the cast wasn’t clearly noted on IMDb.

On a positive note, Marvel is continuing its current faultless hot streak with its action setpieces.  The twin street chases – the Winter Soldier’s pursuit of Nick Fury and the climactic highway battle of WS versus Captain, Black Widow, and Falcon – were worth the trip to the theatre.  Directors Joe and Anthony Russo (TV veterans of Arrested Development and Community) earned their cinematic bona fides with those sequences. B

The first 300 was undoubtedly accomplished in its kinetic, comic book-style visuals.  Whether you found those visuals to be the coolest thing ever or migraine-inducing, they presented a fully realized, singular vision of what an action movie could be.  It was one of those cinematic innovations that demanded you have a reaction to it one way or the other.  The sequel keeps the same style more or less out of sense of obligation.  It’s not that director Noam Murro (taking over for Zack Snyder, who remained on as a producer) isn’t happy to play around in this sandbox, it’s that he doesn’t offer any new twists on the whole shebang.  A parade of limbs are hacked off with ease, and it is all too boring to even be disturbing.

One bright spot is the unbelievably smoldering Eva Green as Queen Artemisia, basically the only interesting character, or at least the only character I remember anything about (though I suppose Sullivan Stapleton did make a modicum of an impression as Athenian general Themistocles).  In a world dominated by unbridled masculinity, she wields her femininity in a way that beats the men at their own game.  She is a warrior-seductress, sublimely aroused by an existence that is constantly at battle.  Accordingly, the only time the movie sparks to life is her negotiation-sex-fight with Themistocles, raucously bringing to the level of text the subtext of all warrior negotiations. C-

Will Smith plays Lucifer.  The story jumps ahead 100 years with no explanation.  Will Smith wears a blazer over a Jimi Hendrix T-shirt – in 1916.  Russell Crowe speaks in an Irish accent with no explanation.  Kevin Corrigan plays Kevin Durand’s grandfather.  There is a horse named “Horse,” but apparently it’s actually a dog, but really it’s a pegasus.  Will Smith reads A Brief History of Time while hanging out under a bridge.  I understand if you now want to run out to go see Winter’s Tale right away, but be forewarned, other than the moments I’ve mentioned, it’s more boring than crazy.  (Also, it probably isn’t even in theatres anymore anyway.)

When I saw the trailer for Winter’s Tale, it initially looked like typical romance goop, albeit goop with a strong cast, but then it started jumping back and forth in time and got all mystical, and I thought, “This could be interestingly crazy.”  And there are parts when it is appreciably interestingly crazy.  When Winter’s Tale is on, it is batshit.  But most of the time, it is plainly underwhelming, and most of the actors don’t really seem to have any idea what they are doing.

There is some message in this film about how the stars and the light shine through and connect everything and make miracles possible, and all that is actually not as annoyingly bullshitty as it sounds.  It doesn’t make much sense, but it doesn’t come off as insulting because it is so nebulous.  It sounds like the ramblings of a crazy person who might actually have some insight but who is operating on a plane of existence so far removed from everyone else.  But it doesn’t sound like it is supposed to be crazy because the dialogue about it is delivered with such conviction by Jessica Brown Findlay.

Supposedly the novel Winter’s Tale is based on, written by Mark Helprin, is something of a modern classic.  I haven’t read it, but I still got the sense that the film chopped off at least half of the book’s narrative and subsequently didn’t bother to explain what was missing.  It’s worth watching Winter’s Tale if only to listen to the episode of the podcast How Did This Get Made? that covers Winter’s Tale, for the sake of hearing Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas, and guest star Andy Daly try to figure out what was missing and for you to try to figure it out along with them.  So ultimately this review is a recommendation of How Did This Get Made?