VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 4/23/11

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“Big Bang” reminded me of the Joe Don Baker-starring Final Justice.

Original Version
1. Foo Fighters – “Rope”
2. Sara Bareilles – “Uncharted”
3. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
4. Hanson – “Give a Little”
5. Katy Perry ft. Kanye West – “E.T.”
6. Cee-Lo Green – “F*** You”
7. Ke$ha – “Blow”
8. Lady GaGa – “Born This Way”
9. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
10. Britney Spears – “Till the World Ends”
11. Bruno Mars – “The Lazy Song”
12. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
13. The Civil Wars – “Barton Hollow”
14. Jennifer Hudson – “Where You At”
15. Colbie Caillat – “I Do”
16. Two Door Cinema Club – “What You Know”
17. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Closer to the Edge”
18. The Script – “For the First Time”
19. Rock Mafia – “Big Bang”
20. Maroon 5 – “Never Gonna Leave This Bed”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Rolling in the Deep
2. Rope
3. Blow
4. The Cave
5. F*** You
6. Barton Hollow
7. Big Bang
8. Born This Way
9. What You Know
10. Give a Little
11. E.T.
12. Uncharted
13. The Lazy Song
14. Till the World Ends
15. Closer to the Edge
16. Never Gonna Leave This Bed
17. Where You At
18. F****** Perfect
19. For the First Time
20. I Do

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 4/16/11

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Teenage Dream is an album with four hit singles, but I hear the rest of it is crap. Also, my number 1 matches up with the original number 1.

Original Version
1. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
2. Foo Fighters – “Rope”
3. Sara Bareilles – “Uncharted”
4. Cee-Lo Green – “F*** You”
5. Lady GaGa – “Born This Way”
6. Ke$ha – “Blow”
7. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
8. Jennifer Hudson – “Where You At”
9. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
10. Hanson – “Give a Little”
11. Katy Perry ft. Kanye West – “E.T.”
12. Two Door Cinema Club – “What You Know”
13. Britney Spears – “Till the World Ends”
14. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Closer to the Edge”
15. The Civil Wars – “Barton Hollow”
16. Colbie Caillat – “I Do”
17. Maroon 5 – “Never Gonna Leave This Bed”
18. Arcade Fire – “Ready to Start”
19. The Script – “For the First Time”
20. Freelance Whales – “Hannah”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Rolling in the Deep
2. Ready to Start
3. Rope
4. Blow
5. The Cave
6. F*** You
7. Barton Hollow
8. Born This Way
9. What You Know
10. Give a Little
11. E.T.
12. Uncharted
13. Hannah
14. Till the World Ends
15. Closer to the Edge
16. Never Gonna Leave This Bed
17. Where You At
18. F****** Perfect
19. For the First Time
20. I Do

VH1 Top 20 Countdown 4/9/11

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It’s another case of an indie band’s song debuting on the countdown a year or so after it’s been released!

Original Version
1. Lady GaGa – “Born This Way”
2. Cee-Lo Green – “F*** You”
3. Foo Fighters – “Rope”
4. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
5. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
6. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
7. Ke$ha – “Blow”
8. Sara Bareilles – “Uncharted”
9. Jennifer Hudson – “Where You At”
10. Two Door Cinema Club – “What You Know”
11. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Closer to the Edge”
12. Avril Lavigne – “What the Hell”
13. Hanson – “Give a Little”
14. Enrique Iglesias ft. Ludacris and DJ Frank E – “Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)”
15. The Script – “For the First Time”
16. Maroon 5 – “Never Gonna Leave This Bed”
17. The Civil Wars – “Barton Hollow”
18. Colbie Caillat – “I Do”
19. My Chemical Romance – “SING”
20. Arcade Fire – “Ready to Start”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Rolling in the Deep
2. Ready to Start
3. Rope
4. Blow
5. The Cave
6. F*** You
7. SING
8. What the Hell
9. Barton Hollow
10. Born This Way
11. What You Know
12. Give a Little
13. Uncharted
14. Closer to the Edge
15. Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)
16. Never Gonna Leave This Bed
17. Where You At
18. F****** Perfect
19. For the First Time
20. I Do

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 4/2/11

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Hey, remember the nineties?  Remember that magical time?

Original Version
1. Cee-Lo Green – “F*** You”
2. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
3. Lady GaGa – “Born This Way”
4. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
5. Avril Lavigne – “What the Hell”
6. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
7. Foo Fighters – “Rope”
8. Ke$ha – “Blow”
9. Two Door Cinema Club – “What You Know”
10. Sara Bareilles – “Uncharted”
11. Jennifer Hudson – “Where You At”
12. The Script – “For the First Time”
13. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Closer to the Edge”
14. My Chemical Romance – “SING”
15. Hanson – “Give a Little”
16. Maroon 5 – “Never Gonna Leave This Bed”
17. Britney Spears – “Hold It Against Me”
18. Enrique Iglesias ft. Ludacris and DJ Frank E – “Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)”
19. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
20. Colbie Caillat – “I Do”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Rolling in the Deep
2. Rope
3. Blow
4. The Cave
5. F*** You
6. SING
7. What the Hell
8. Born This Way
9. What You Know
10. Give a Little
11. Grenade
12. Uncharted
13. Hold It Against Me
14. Closer to the Edge
15. Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)
16. Never Gonna Leave This Bed
17. Where You At
18. F****** Perfect
19. For the First Time
20. I Do

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 3/26/11

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Who is that creepy fellow in the “Uncharted” video?

Original Version
1. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
2. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
3. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
4. Lady GaGa – “Born This Way”
5. Cee-Lo Green – “F*** You”
6. Avril Lavigne – “What the Hell”
7. Two Door Cinema Club – “What You Know”
8. The Script – “For the First Time”
9. Foo Fighters – “Rope”
10. Ke$ha – “Blow”
11. Britney Spears – “Hold It Against Me”
12. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Closer to the Edge”
13. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
14. Sara Bareilles – “Uncharted”
15. Train – “Marry Me”
16. Jennifer Hudson – “Where You At”
17. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
18. My Chemical Romance – “SING”
19. Maroon 5 – “Never Gonna Leave This Bed”
20. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Paris (Ooh La La)
2. Rolling in the Deep
3. Rope
4. Blow
5. The Cave
6. F*** You
7. SING
8. Born This Way
9. What You Know
10. What the Hell
11. Jar of Hearts
12. Grenade
13. Uncharted
14. Hold It Against Me
15. Closer to the Edge
16. Never Gonna Leave This Bed
17. Where You At
18. F****** Perfect
19. For the First Time
20. Marry Me

Springtime – It’s Not Just for Hitler and Germany, but Also Eighties Nostalgia

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Springtime at the movie theatre has lately been established as the time and the place for eighties nostalgia, what with the three most recent springs seeing the releases of the 1987-set Adventureland (released April 3, 2009), the 1986-set Hot Tube Time Machine (released March 26, 2010), and the 1988-set Take Me Home Tonight (released March 4, 2011 – technically that’s still winter, but let’s not split hairs).  All were disappointments at the box office, undeservingly so.  HTTM managed to be a minor hit, Adventureland was criminally mismarketed and overlooked, and TMHT was all but completely ignored.  But those of us who did see these gems were treated to a very eighties aural feast.  Based on my viewing of these blasts from the past, they each featured one song that stood out singularly – a signature song, if you will – among the rest of a soundtrack filled with synthesizers, hair bands, and other elements from the strangest era ever for pop music.  We are left to wonder, what nostalgic romp coming our way March or April 2012 will make great use of a “Jump” by van Halen, or a “How Soon is Now” by The Smiths, or even a “99 Luftballoons”?  For now, here are the signature songs from the above mentioned films:

Adventureland’s signature song – “Rock Me Amadeus” by Falco
“Jesus Fucking Christ!  They play this song like 20 times a day!”  “Fucking sadists.  Fucking sadists!”
With all due respect to Martin Starr as Joel, Austrian hitmaker Falco’s only American hit is a great song … but it is best listened to with the distance of time and a healthy dose of irony, neither of which is afforded by working at a crappy amusement park in the summer of 1987.  Adventureland perfectly demonstrates the principle of using setting to establish the mood, and the constant presence of “Rock Me Amadeus” is a major part of that.  It’s bad enough for James Brennan that he is missing out on a summer in Europe for one of the worst jobs ever; the added burden of “Amadeus” on constant repeat would be enough to make anyone wonder, “Who is trying to make me kill myself?”

Hot Tub Time Machine’s signature song – “Let’s Get It Started” as performed by Craig Robinson
Hot Tub Time Machine follows the nostalgic lead of Back to the Future in a lot of ways – time travel, sports betting as a sure thing, Crispin Glover, and a “song from the future.”  Back to the Future did feature some songs that would have been around by 1955 (“Mr. Sandman,” for one), but its most memorable music originated from later in the decade, with Marty McFly putting his spin on Chuck Berry’s 1958 class “Johnny B. Goode” (sure, Huey Lewis’ theme song and Alan Silvestri’s score are memorable, too, but they are not tied so closely to one scene the way that “Johnny” is).  Similarly, Hot Tub Time Machine features songs from the eighties, but its most memorable musical moment is not part of that decade at all.  HTTM is not particularly realistic or sweet or cheesy in its nostalgia, so it makes sense that it would ignore the era’s music when suitable.  And it is suitable when you have a secret weapon like the vocal talents of funnyman Craig Robinson.

Take Me Home Tonight’s signature song – “What You Need” by INXS
One might think that the Eddie Money power ballad namesake of Take Me Home Tonight would be this film’s signature song, but it actually never appears.  This may be partly due to the fact that this was not the original title, but that may not be the best theory when you consider that the namesake songs of the previous titles – “Young Americans” and “Kids in America” – also never appear in the film.  Of these three recent eighties nostalgia blasts, TMHT has the least polished soundtrack.  Thus, its signature song is the rare one that is incorporated smoothly into a memorable scene: the dance off between Barry and the Ralph Macchio wannabe.  I did not know that dance offs existed in the eighties, but I did know that INXS can lead to some great dancing, and thankfully someone else did, too.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 3/19/11

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F this.  F that.  Whatever.

Original Version
1. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
2. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
3. Cee-Lo Green – “F*** You”
4. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
5. Lady GaGa – “Born This Way”
6. The Script – “For the First Time”
7. Avril Lavigne – “What the Hell”
8. Two Door Cinema Club – “What You Know”
9. Ke$ha – “Blow”
10. Britney Spears – “Hold It Against Me”
11. Foo Fighters – “Rope”
12. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
13. Train – “Marry Me”
14. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
15. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Closer to the Edge”
16. Maroon 5 – “Never Gonna Leave This Bed”
17. Kings of Leon – “Pyro”
18. Colbie Caillat – “I Do”
19. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
20. Enrique Iglesias ft. Ludacris and DJ Frank E – “Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Paris (Ooh La La)
2. Rolling in the Deep
3. Pyro
4. Rope
5. Blow
6. The Cave
7. F*** You
8. Born This Way
9. What You Know
10. What the Hell
11. Jar of Hearts
12. Grenade
13. Hold It Against Me
14. Closer to the Edge
15. Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)
16. Never Gonna Leave This Bed
17. F****** Perfect
18. For the First Time
19. I Do
20. Marry Me

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 3/12/11

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Must be the season of the unicorn.

Original Version
1. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
2. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
3. Avril Lavigne – “What the Hell”
4. Cee-Lo Green – “F*** You”
5. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
6. Britney Spears – “Hold It Against Me”
7. Train – “Marry Me”
8. The Script – “For the First Time”
9. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
10. Lady GaGa – “Born This Way”
11. Two Door Cinema Club – “What You Know”
12. Ke$ha – “Blow”
13. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
14. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Closer to the Edge”
15. Maroon 5 – “Never Gonna Leave This Bed”
16. Linkin Park – “Waiting for the End”
17. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
18. My Chemical Romance – “SING”
19. Kings of Leon – “Pyro”
20. Keri Hilson – “Pretty Girl Rock”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Paris (Ooh La La)
2. Rolling in the Deep
3. Pyro
4. Blow
5. The Cave
6. F*** You
7. Born This Way
8. SING
9. What You Know
10. What the Hell
11. Jar of Hearts
12. Waiting for the End
13. Grenade
14. Hold It Against Me
15. Closer to the Edge
16. Pretty Girl Rock
17. Never Gonna Leave This Bed
18. F****** Perfect
19. For the First Time
20. Marry Me

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 3/5/11

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“SING” was the perfect replacement for “I’m in Here.”

Original Version
1. Britney Spears – “Hold It Against Me”
2. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
3. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
4. Train – “Marry Me”
5. Avril Lavigne – “What the Hell”
6. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
7. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
8. Cee-Lo Green “F*** You”
9. The Script – “For the First Time”
10. Taylor Swift – “Back to December”
11. Maroon 5 – “Never Gonna Leave This Bed”
12. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
13. Linkin Park – “Waiting for the End”
14. Two Door Cinema Club – “What You Know”
15. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Closer to the Edge”
16. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
17. Kings of Leon – “Pyro”
18. Keri Hilson – “Pretty Girl Rock”
19. Sick Puppies – “Maybe”
20. My Chemical Romance – “SING”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Paris (Ooh La La)
2. Rolling in the Deep
3. Pyro
4. The Cave
5. F*** You
6. SING
7. What You Know
8. Jar of Hearts
9. Waiting for the End
10. What the Hell
11. Grenade
12. Back to December
13. Hold It Against Me
14. Closer to the Edge
15. Maybe
16. Pretty Girl Rock
17. Never Gonna Leave This Bed
18. F****** Perfect
19. For the First Time
20. Marry Me

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 2/26/11

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Could anyone understand a word out of Adele?

Original Version
1. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
2. Train – “Marry Me”
3. Pink – “F****** Perfect”
4. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
5. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
6. Taylor Swift – “Back to December”
7. The Script – “For the First Time”
8. Avril Lavigne – “What the Hell”
9. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
10. Cee-Lo Green – “F*** You”
11. Britney Spears – “Hold It Against Me”
12. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
13. Kings of Leon – “Pyro”
14. Maroon 5 – “Never Gonna Leave This Bed”
15. Linkin Park – “Waiting for the End”
16. Keri Hilson – “Pretty Girl Rock”
17. Two Door Cinema Club – “What You Know”
18. Sick Puppies – “Maybe”
19. Sia – “I’m in Here”
20. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Closer to the Edge”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Paris (Ooh La La)
2. Rolling in the Deep
3. Pyro
4. The Cave
5. F*** You
6. I’m in Here
7. What You Know
8. Jar of Hearts
9. Waiting for the End
10. What the Hell
11. Grenade
12. Back to December
13. Hold It Against Me
14. Closer to the Edge
15. Maybe
16. Never Gonna Leave This Bed
17. Pretty Girl Rock
18. F****** Perfect
19. For the First Time
20. Marry Me

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