VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 3/22/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
2. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
3. Lorde – “Team”
4. Pharrell – “Happy”
5. Bastille – “Pompeii”
6. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
7. John Legend – “All of Me”
8. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
9. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
10. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
11. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
12. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
13. Aloe Blacc – “The Man”
14. Fitz and the Tantrums – “The Walker”
15. Shakira ft. Rihanna – “Can’t Remember to Forget You”
16. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
17. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”
18. Christina Perri – “Human”
19. Imagine Dragons – “On Top of the World”
20. Avicii – “Hey Brother”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Happy
3. Team
4. The Man
5. Pompeii
6. Love Me Again
7. Hey Brother
8. Drunk in Love
9. Can’t Remember to Forget You
10. Ain’t It Fun
11. Burn
12. The Walker
13. On Top of the World
14. Talk Dirty
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Say Something
17. All of Me
18. Neon Lights
19. Human
20. Story of My Life

Community Episode Review: 5.10 “Advanced Advanced Dungeons & Dragons”

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It may seem like a risky decision for a fifth-season show to focus an episode around a character who was just introduced that season.  But luckily, Buzz Hickey is a great character.  And just as luckily – well, this part might not be so much a matter of luck – his son Hank is played by David Cross, who in addition to being one of the most important people in American comedy, is also just a really great actor.  When he trusts the material, he has a simple presence of just being in the narrative.  He is basically being himself, so his skill doesn’t really show itself off, but that serves the scene effectively.

Because Buzz Hickey is emotionally rough, it is unsurprising that he is at odds with his son.  (Sidebar: it was a nice moment when it was pointed out that this son wasn’t the gay one.  That one, Buzz gets.  I mean, I expect Community to be progressive, but it’s still worth pointing out.)  Since Dan Harmon loves Dungeons & Dragons, he has decided that Hank Hickey is a D&D player.  That explanation may sound a little flip on my part, but I actually meant for it to be matter-of-fact.  Apparently D&D is a major nerdy pursuit, but I don’t personally know anybody who plays it, or if I do, I don’t know that they play it.  I think it might be a generational thing.  Dan Harmon is a bona fide Gen-X’er, and Gen-X nerds are probably more likely to be D&D’ers than other generations.  Fittingly, David Cross is also a Gen-X’er.

This is in part a roundabout way of saying that I am okay with the fact that Community is doing a second Dungeons & Dragons episode more or less just for the hell of it.  The first D&D outing is one of the best the show has ever done; it was unlikely that this episode was ever going to match it, and it wasn’t trying to do the same things anyway.  The original came at a major turning point in the intra-group conflict between Pierce and everyone else, and Neil’s crisis was much more urgent than that of the Hickeys.  (I was a little surprised that Jeff mentioned how they may have prevented a suicide last time.  I mean, I always assumed that was the implication, but I don’t think the show has ever directly acknowledged that, so it was a little heavy to hear it.)

I might actually consider “Advanced Advanced D&D” to be one of – to use Harmon’s terminology – Community‘s “pizza” episodes.  That is to say, an episode that like pizza is not trying anything too fancy or unusual but can still be successful.  Pizza episodes tend to be reliable, as even bad pizza is still pizza.  Dungeons & Dragons, though perhaps not a frequent occurrence, is enough of a part of these people’s lives such that the whole structure of the show does not need to be re-organized to have this episode make sense.  There were some flourishes to make this outing feel like an entry in the fantasy genre, but of course every Community episode has references and they were all very much still in Abed and Annie’s apartment the whole time.

It was interesting how the study group tried to use the fact that they are all in a much better place than they were in Season 2 to help the Hickeys solve their impasse.  Jeff almost immediately offered his experience with daddy issues to nip this conflict away.  The fact that everyone was so eager to help Buzz and Hank speaks to the fact that there wasn’t any legitimate animosity with anyone else besides the Hickeys.  There was some playful animosity, but nothing worse than Jeff shoving Britta’s face in a puddle as one of his game moves.  The Hickey drama was sufficiently detailed, but it was also kind of its own thing.  Unlike Neil, Hank probably will not be showing up again.  I would be happy to see him, but there is no obvious reason why he should be hanging out around Greendale.

As for the lack of development among the regular Greendalians, there actually was some characterization present in, weirdly enough, the tag.  Abed practicing Dungeon Mastering with Annie’s “stuffies” was an inspired peek into the time that he must have spent working on that huge book of game scenarios he pulled out during the main action.  But, more tellingly, this scene also established what places Abed’s need for play take him without a partner like Troy always around.  Annie may be up for an occasional romp in the Dreamatorium, but not as often as Abed is.

Speaking of Annie, I love how attached she is to her stuffed animals.  Hitfix‘s Alan Sepinwall recently had a lengthy interview with Harmon, which covered, among other topics, Annie’s recent maturation.  Now, I am happy that this season has given her plenty to do, but I resent the implication that her dressing in skirts and bright colors, and her purple pens, and her feelings for Jeff have been signs of immaturity in past seasons.  These elements have always struck me as parts of Annie’s personality and never mutually exclusive with her maturity.  So I hope all those colorful aspects of her do not disappear, but if some of them must, at least she is still allowed to have her “stuffies.”

All in all, I enjoyed this episode more than I didn’t.  It may seem like I spent most of this review talking about what I didn’t like, but it’s not like I hated what I didn’t like.  It’s just that it needed to be talked about, while the good stuff wasn’t insisting that it be dissected.

And now, the bullet-point portion of the review:
-The Dean’s behavior towards Jeff got a little too close to harassment territory, but at least a good portion of that was acting as his D&D character.  Also, the father-son angle was a little poignant in light of his moment with Duncan in the “Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality” tag.
-The sound mix was really on fire.
-The “Times Square” joke could have been really hacky, but the editing was perfect, and Ken Jeong’s delivery was spot-on.
-Annie wonders aloud if Hickey’s problem with his son is an “emergency collage situation.”
-“Dingleberry” was Chang’s mom’s nickname for him.
-“If we lose, I’m going to punch each of you in the heart.”  Hickey then continued to discuss his heart-punching experience.
-“I’ll imaginary sleep when I’m imaginary dead.”
-DINGLEBERRY SMASH!

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 3/18/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pharrell – “Happy”
2. John Legend – “All of Me”
3. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
4. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
5. Bastille – “Pompeii”
6. Aloe Blacc – “The Man”
7. Lorde – “Team”
8. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
9. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
10. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
11. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
12. Avicii – “Hey Brother”
13. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
14. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
15. Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown – “Show Me”
16. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
17. Shakira ft. Rihanna – “Can’t Remember to Forget You”
18. Miley Cyrus – “Adore You”
19. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
20. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Happy
3. Team
4. The Man
5. Demons
6. Pompeii
7. Hey Brother
8. Drunk in Love
9. Can’t Remember to Forget You
10. Timber
11. Counting Stars
12. Let Her Go
13. Adore You
14. Talk Dirty
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Say Something
17. All of Me
18. Show Me
19. Neon Lights
20. Story of My Life

What Won TV? – March 9-March 15, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Did the True Detective finale beat Bob’s Burgers‘ first anthology episode? Not quite. (Honorable mention to Girls guest star Felicity Jones looking great even with psoriasis.)
Monday – Rick and Morty is back.
Tuesday – Kroll Show/New Girl
Wednesday – Broad City (Although it was probably actually Billy on the Street, but I don’t have FUSE right now and BOTS is not making itself available online.)
Thursday – It is quite the recommendation that I am picking Review on the most competitive night of the week.
Friday – Hannibal
Saturday – I watched a bunch of NCAA conference tournament games, but there have been more exciting days of college basketball.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 3/15/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
2. Lorde – “Team”
3. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
4. Bastille – “Pompeii”
5. Pharrell – “Happy”
6. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
7. John Legend – “All of Me”
8. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
9. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
10. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
11. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
12. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
13. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
14. Aloe Blacc – “The Man”
15. Fitz and the Tantrums – “The Walker”
16. Shakira ft. Rihanna – “Can’t Remember to Forget You”
17. Christina Perri – “Human”
18. Imagine Dragons – “On Top of the World”
19. The Fray – “Love Don’t Die”
20. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Happy
3. Team
4. The Man
5. Pompeii
6. Love Me Again
7. Drunk in Love
8. Can’t Remember to Forget You
9. Ain’t It Fun
10. Burn
11. The Walker
12. On Top of the World
13. Love Don’t Die
14. Talk Dirty
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Say Something
17. All of Me
18. Neon Lights
19. Human
20. Story of My Life

Community Episode Review: 5.9 “VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing”

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Brie Larson’s Rachel appears to be the anti-Frank Grimes, that is, the one-time Simpsons character who has come to represent the idea of a person seemingly transported from the real world to be totally put off by TV characters’ craziness.  Rachel, on the other hand, sees the craziness of the Greendale crew and says, “Yes, I like that.”  And she actively contributes to it by being the one who gives Abed the interactive VCR game “Pile of Bullets,” a game that is really crazy, even by Community standards.  But, like someone who seems to have come in from the real world, her craziness or attraction to it is tempered and self-aware, putting her foot down as she does when the craziness gets too manipulative.

So anyway, I’m happy that Brie Larson is finally back for more than just the last two minutes of an episode.  “VCR Maintenance” only further cemented my belief that she should be a regular or semi-regular.  (Apparently, her film career is taking off, so she might have trouble fitting it into her schedule, but she better make time for at least a few episodes should there be a Season 6, because Rachel is simply not a character that should fall victim to Chuck Cunningham Syndrome.)  Did it bother me that Abed and Rachel had suddenly become the “Aww” Couple since the last time we saw them?  No, because their courtship was convincing and extensive enough in “Herstory of Dance” and all the lost time between then and “Analysis of Cork-Based Networking” was brushed off with a “Let’s just forget that and start dating.”

Rachel finds herself in the cross-hairs of an Annie-Abed plot that puts Alison Brie’s and Danny Pudi’s boisterous chemistry to ideal use.  If you’ve ever watched interviews with the Community cast, you know that these two tend to goof off together with boundless energy.  So getting them rolling dice, collecting tokens, finger-banging, and tornado-ing in tune with an especially nonsensical piece of interactive technology was the perfect method of corralling all that enthusiasm.  Plus, it fit their characters exactly, appealing to Annie’s intense perfectionism and Abed’s commitment to the bit.

Somehow the game of Pile of Bullets was the method of Annie and Abed choosing a new roommate, and somehow that made perfect sense in the context of the episode.  Rachel moving in may not have been the best idea, but it did make sense that Abed would want her to move in, beyond just the typical reasons of someone trying to move things too quickly in a relationship (more on that later), and actually, her moving in could work (more on that later also).  Annie’s brother moving in might make sense because he’s family and they’ve lived together before, but also, this appearance is the first time that Anthony has ever even been mentioned on the show.

Coming into this episode, I was concerned that this brother who was hitherto unknown would be a problem, and it still kind of was, but it wasn’t as bad as it could have been.  As he mentions, he was 13 when Annie become addicted to Adderall, so it makes sense that he wasn’t in a position to independently stay in touch with her after their parents cut her off.  And Annie has never really divulged that much information about her family, so I can believe that she never happened to be inclined to bring up his name.  Ultimately, I can believe that he would never be mentioned over the course of five years; I think the only thing that was missing was some in-show acknowledgement of his previous total absence.

Played by Spencer Crittenden (who Harmontown listeners know as the podcast’s Dungeons & Dungeons Dungeon Master) basically as his monotone self, Anthony confused me a little at first, thinking he was supposed to be slow in wild contrast to the quick-witted Annie.  As the episode progressed, though, he ultimately projected a sort of Zen wisdom with his flat affect.  They didn’t exactly have a whole lot of sibling similarities, but I did get a sense of Anthony having resigned himself to being bossed around by a controlling older sister.

In trying to find a replacement for Troy, Annie and Abed drive both Anthony and Rachel away and therein demonstrate how much they need someone like Troy to counterbalance their intensity.  Anthony departs a little annoyed at Annie, but not so annoyed as to preclude the possibility of a return appearance, which I would be happy to see.  Spencer really seems like he’s going places.  Meanwhile, Rachel is understandably upset at Abed at his most manipulative, and I’m momentarily experiencing the same abandonment issues as Abed, worried that Brie Larson is going to disappear from Community yet again.  Luckily, Abed remembers that he has found the perfect girl for him and knows that she will forgive him if he offers a “third act apology.”  And here is evidence for why Rachel would be a solid roommate choice.  I’ve compared her to Troy in the past, and that is exactly it – she happily goes along with Abed’s homages but not quite as intensely as he does, but she is able to rein him in from his worst tendencies, much better than Troy ever was able to (though, to be fair to Troy, Rachel may have benefited from Troy’s influence on Abed before she met him).

The “third act apology” really is an incredible moment.  It works according to the same principle as Abed’s big, public declaration of love at the end of “Herstory of Dance” – he takes a fictional trope and shows that it does have meaning when applied to real life, but he tweaks it a little bit for his own purposes.  Abed and Rachel could have just kissed as Pavel poured down the rainwater, and Rachel would have been fine with that, and she was right to think that that would have been adorable.  But Abed also wants to explain himself, and it is beautiful when he says, “Just because it’s adorable doesn’t mean it’s not important.”  This is a cool gesture, but it is also how Abed knows best how to communicate, and even without the two of them kissing in that scene, it is incredibly romantic, and I am left thinking how much I need to find a girl who would appreciate a gesture like that just as much as Rachel does.

In the “Educational Publishing” half of this episode, Jeff, Shirley, and Hickey stumble across a cache of hidden textbooks that they scheme to sell on the black market (or whatever the Greendale equivalent of the black market is).  But things get complicated when they need to bring Britta into the fold for her connections and then when Chang stumbles across them.  This storyline is basically A Simple Plan (everything goes wrong for amateur criminals because they’re amateurs) crossed with Community characters having a penchant for taking things way too far.

This subplot had its moments.  It’s always fun to see Shirley quickly switch gears from moralistic to take-charge.  Chang was well-utilized, not only just for dependably delivering bizarre lines (“I stole all these books so I could come kiss them”) but also providing a bit of characterization in that he is concerned about breaking the terms of his parole.  Also, Britta shouting “EvErYbOdY!” was a great callback to Annie shouting “EVERYTHING!” and Chang shouting “Everywhere!”  I guess they were all referencing Léon: The Professional, so my theory is that the Save Greendale Committee watched that movie together and they are all now finding moments to show off their Gary Oldman impressions.

Ultimately, I don’t think the textbook story amounted to all that much special.  These are bad habits we’ve seen these characters fall into before, and it is not the most cathartic to see them fall into them again.  It is believable, sure, preventing it from being a failure, but it would have been more satisfying to see more development.

Now I want to go back to the opening of this episode, to focus on the Dean’s peanut costume rapping, which is my choice for funniest Dean moment since the costume montage in “Paradigms of Human Memory” back in Season 2.  It is also probably the most elaborate Dean costume thus far for this season.  Last season, there was criticism that the Dean had been reduced to a series of cheap costume gags.  At the time, I contended that it made sense that he would keep dressing the way he was dressing because that was just a part of his character.  I stand by that defense, but this moment demonstrates that for the costumes to really be memorable, there has to be something about the joke beyond the costume itself.  Dean Pelton didn’t need to be wearing a peanut costume to do a rap that got out of his control, but the two elements did feed into each other, making them better than either would have been on its own.

And now, the bullet-point portion of the review:
-For the second week in a row, there was a gonzo guest appearance from the creator of one of the best shows of all time – this time, Breaking Bad‘s Vince Gilligan, who played the actor in Pile of Bullets.  As far as I know, neither Gilligan nor Mitch Hurwitz has had much previous acting experience, but they both gave such natural performances, so they must have learned a thing or two from writing great material for great actors and spending time with those great actors.  Also like Hurwitz, Gilligan got his own tag, which also featured Gina Gershon, because why the hell not?
-I would have liked it if Paul Williams had more to do.  I suppose most TV viewers, and even most Community viewers, aren’t as likely to recognize the writer of “The Rainbow Connection” as I am.  But he’s the type of person that people who do recognize him will want to see something memorable out of.  At least let him sing a note!
Britta stroking her hair…
-“Why do you have all those muscles if you’re gonna bitch about moving boxes?” – Important pointed question from Hickey to Jeff
-“Just a little Protestant humor”
-“Are we sure this isn’t some art film?”
-Pavel!  It’s been mad long, bros.
-There were urinals in the women’s room.
-“Is this a real conversation or are we being bugged by the Feds?” – Uh-oh, does Rachel know about Agent Vohlers?
-“Well, more food for the buzzards.”

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 3/11/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pharrell – “Happy”
2. Katy Perry ft. Juicy J – “Dark Horse”
3. John Legend – “All of Me”
4. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
5. Bastille – “Pompeii”
6. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
7. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
8. Lorde – “Team”
9. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
10. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
11. Avicii – “Hey Brother”
12. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
13. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
14. Miley Cyrus – “Adore You”
15. Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown – “Show Me”
16. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
17. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
18. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
19. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
20. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Dark Horse
2. Happy
3. Team
4. Demons
5. Pompeii
6. Hey Brother
7. Love Me Again
8. Drunk in Love
9. Timber
10. Burn
11. Counting Stars
12. Let Her Go
13. Adore You
14. Talk Dirty
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Say Something
17. All of Me
18. Show Me
19. Neon Lights
20. Story of My Life

The Collected Madness of Alex Trebek, Volume 11

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Alex Trebek is starting to lose it, and as a public service, I will be posting all the evidence of his insanity.

47. Skrillex, whose name is Yiddish for “toxic pig skin”, became deaf in his right ear while probing a human embryo with the gas-powered congresswoman

48. Oops! Bruce Willis butt-dialed my mother-in-law saying, “Och, bring over your mother & go outside & dig up some tatties”

49. Currently the top 10 baby names for Jewish girls include Inchworm, Happy Nuts, Flimsy Puss, Caterpillar Smokes, Brown Sugar & Desert Dweller

50. Hugh Jackman is a hairy man with one saclike body cavity that looks like an older dog with thick fur who was put to sleep for making a fool of himself

51. OMG! A self-absorbed carpet soaking yoga instructor squeezed out a humorously small sausage equivalent to 1/60 of a belly button

52. The ex-president of Ukraine, James VanDerBeek, often massages weasels in order to extract this foul-smelling waxy secretion that has bridge engineers all over the world screaming, “Whassup!”

What Won TV? – March 2-March 8, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Girls
Monday – RuPaul’s Drag Race
Tuesday – Justified, Kroll Show, and Trophy Wife were all about even.
Wednesday – Broad City going all bottle episode.
Thursday – Community
Friday – Hannibal. How can it be this good?
Saturday – The latest Good Neighbor short on SNL.

SNL Recap March 8, 2014: Lena Dunham/The National

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A Message From the President
I saw Non-Stop a couple of days ago, and aww man, I am so pumped for Liam Neeson right now.  Why can’t he host?  Not much happened here, but Liam did show up and yell at Vladimir Putin, and that goes a long way. B

Lena Dunham’s Monologue
Yes, we get it, because of the content of her show, people feel way too comfortable asking Lena Dunham personal questions.  But this all felt so … tame. C

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