Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 6/25/13

Leave a comment

will.i.am actually threw off Ke$ha’s vibe there, believe it or not.

Original Version
1. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
2. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton – “Can’t Hold Us”
3. Selena Gomez – “Come & Get It”
4. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
5. P!nk ft. Nate Ruess – “Just Give Me a Reason”
6. Icona Pop – “I Love It”
7. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
8. Mariah Carey ft. Miguel – “#Beautiful”
9. Ariana Grande ft. Mac Miller – “The Way”
10. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”
11. Taylor Swift – “22”
12. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
13. Demi Lovato – “Heart Attack”
14. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
15. Avril Lavigne – “Here’s to Never Growing Up”
16. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
17. Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man”
18. Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko – “Stay”
19. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
20. Ke$ha ft. will.i.am – “Crazy Kids”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. Radioactive
3. I Love It
4. Come & Get It
5. Mirrors
6. I Need Your Love
7. Stay
8. Blurred Lines
9. #Beautiful
10. Heart Attack
11. Crazy Kids
12. Can’t Hold Us
13. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
14. Just Give Me a Reason
15. When I Was Your Man
16. Love Somebody
17. The Way
18. The Other Side
19. 22
20. Here’s to Never Growing Up

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 6/22/13

Leave a comment

MACK-LE-UH-UH-UH-UH-MORE!

Original Version
1. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
2. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton – “Cant Hold Us”
3. Icona Pop ft. Charli XCX – “I Love It”
4. Demi Lovato – “Heart Attack”
5. Ed Sheeran – “Lego House”
6. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
7. Florida Georgia Line ft. Nelly – “Cruise (Remix)”
8. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
9. P!nk ft. Nate Ruess – “Just Give Me a Reason”
10. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
11. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
12. Phillip Phillips – “Gone Gone Gone”
13. Mariah Carey ft. Miguel – “#Beautiful”
14. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
15. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”
16. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
17. Train ft. Ashley Monroe – “Bruises”
18. Goo Goo Dolls – “Rebel Beat”
19. New Kids on the Block – “Remix (I Like The)”
20. Serena Ryder – “Stompa”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Radioactive
2. I Love It
3. Mirrors
4. I Need Your Love
5. Blurred Lines
6. #Beautiful
7. Heart Attack
8. Can’t Hold Us
9. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
10. Stompa
11. Just Give Me a Reason
12. Brave
13. Love Somebody
14. Gone Gone Gone
15. Remix (I Like The)
16. Lego House
17. Cruise (Remix)
18. Rebel Beat
19. The Other Side
20. Bruises

Best Episode of the Season: Arrested Development Season 4

Leave a comment

Season Analysis: I did not laugh as consistently as I remember laughing during the original run, but there have been plenty of great gags that have been looping through my head the past few weeks.  And most episodes could have benefited from leaner editing, but the great Arrested Development Netflix experiment was generally a remarkable success.  The parade of guest stars was far from shameless stunt casting, with John Slattery, Isla Fisher, Kristen Wiig, and Ed Helms just a few of the new faces who were woven seamlessly into the Bluths’ world.  The satire was still biting, the cultural references were far-reaching and complicated, and the pathetic emotional underpinnings of the Bluth family were more profound than they have ever been.

georgemichaelwithamoustache

“It Gets Better”
I am hesitant to say that the success or failure of an individual Season 4 Arrested Development episode is indicative of the strength or weakness of the character that the episode focuses on.  While “Borderline Personalities” and “Double Crossers” were probably the most underwhelming of this bunch, George, Sr. is still a viable source of hilarity.  However, “It Gets Better” really does showcase how strong a character George Michael is.  And since most people skipped Youth in Revolt, this episode should be offered as the prime evidence that Michael Cera roles are not all the same (his This is the End performance notwithstanding, which provides more proof than should be necessary).  George Michael, having taken full advantage of the college experience, is the one Bluth who has developed the most since we last saw him, for better or worse – his confidence has gone way up, which for better has led him to grow a mustache and develop a bit of a ladykiller strain (and always leave on good terms with his ladies), and for worse has made him a true Bluth, the kind who could weave a grand lie about creating privacy software and create a new identity for the sake of wooing a girl (who his father also happens to be dating).  “It Gets Better” also naturally benefits from arriving late in the season and therefore providing plenty of resolution to the season’s running threads, with it finally becoming clear what FakeBlock really is.  This episode also gloriously plays up Michael Cera’s resemblance to Jesse Eisenberg, going full bore in having the FakeBlock saga parallel The Social Network, leading to the best “On the Next…” gag of the season, in which P-Hound plays the role of Eduardo Saverin or the Winklevoss twins.  A couple more things to note: George Michael’s late mother Tracey (played by the always lovely Maria Thayer) makes her first on-screen appearance, in a flashback with toddler George Michael, and it is the most heartwarming moment of the whole series, and this episode also features the best celebrity guest appearance we didn’t know we needed, with David Henrie popping in as himself.

Honorable Mention: “Señoritis”
With “It Gets Better” succeeding in large part thanks to weaving together many plot threads that had been set up in earlier episodes, it is interesting that “Señoritis,” the episode that preceded it, succeeds about just as well despite much of it existing independent of the rest of the season.  Perhaps that it is appropriate, as one of Maeby’s key characteristics is her invisibility to her parents.  This episode works as a sort of long con comedy-thriller, with Maeby repeating senior year of high school several times more or less just to see how long she can get away with it.  The stealthiest cultural reference of the season appears in this episode, with Maeby’s Opie acceptance speech serving as an homage to the Maryland sorority girl’s e-mail.

Actors Who Submitted in the Wrong Category on the 2013 Emmy Ballot

Leave a comment

Apparently, some television actors don’t know how big or small their roles are on their shows.  Or they just don’t care.  Or they prefer to be in the category that they think has easier competition.  Whatever the reasons, every year, there are lead performers who submit in the supporting category, or vice versa.  I scoured the ballot (http://www.emmys.tv/ballots/2013) to find this year’s offenders. Here they are, listed in order of “Definitely Wrong Category” to “Probably The Right Category But An Argument Could Be Made Otherwise.”

insideamyschumer2

-Amy Schumer (submitted as Supporting instead of Lead for Inside Amy Schumer) – The show’s named after you, you’re in every sketch, and at least 90% of the sketches revolve around your character…
-Anthony Jeselnik (submitted as Supporting instead of Lead for The Jeselnik Offensive) – Umm, again, look at your show title.
-Rob Lowe (submitted as Lead instead of Supporting for Parks and Recreation) – Rob Lowe, you are not a lead.  You’re just not.  There are four others (Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Adam Scott, Rashida Jones) with bigger roles than yours, two of whom submitted as Supporting.  And there are three others (Aziz Ansari, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt) whose roles are at least as big as yours.
-Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein/Keegan Michael Key and Jordan Peele (submitted as Supporting instead of Lead for Portlandia/Key and Peele) – Guys, these are your shows.  Keegan and Jordan, it’s your eponymous show.  You can support each other as co-leads.  Also, Fred, you’re competing with yourself on the Supporting ballot (SNL) instead of spreading yourself around!
-Portia De Rossi (submitted as Lead instead of Supporting for Arrested Development) – I don’t know if you could really say that anyone had enough screen time in AD S4 to be considered a lead.  We can accept Jason Bateman, because everything more or less still goes through Michael, but other than that, I don’t see the justification.
-Sarah Wayne Callies (submitted as Lead instead of Supporting for The Walking Dead) – When you die about halfway through the season, that kind of makes it hard to be a lead.
-Katie Cassidy (submitted as Lead instead of Supporting for Arrow) – This is not a show with multiple leads.
-Sarah Paulson (submitted as Supporting instead of Lead for American Horror Story: Asylum) – There were a lot of characters in AHS: Asylum, and somehow just about everything went through Lana.
-Jim Beaver (submitted as Guest instead of Supporting for Justified) – The whole seasonlong storyarc kind of revolved around him.
-Jake Johnson (submitted as Lead instead of Supporting for New Girl) – Yeah, his screen time was aplenty, but this is still Zooey Deschanel’s show.
-Adam Scott (submitted as Lead instead of Supporting for Parks and Recreation) – Despite being the husband of the main character, I would argue he is at most the third most significant character.
-Freddie Highmore (submitted as Supporting instead of Lead for Bates Motel) – Apparently the focus is more on Mrs. Bates, but I’m hearing this is just the latest example of a child actor apparently not being old enough to enter in the lead field.
-Jessica Lange (submitted as Lead instead of Supporting for American Horror Story: Asylum) – She could maybe make a case as a secondary lead.
-Mike O’Malley (submitted as Guest instead of Supporting for Justified) – He may have been in only half the episodes, but he was the season’s main villain.
-Walton Goggins (submitted as Supporting instead of Lead for Justified) – He had about as much screen time as Timothy Olyphant.  Who says the antagonist can’t be considered a lead?
-Mads Mikkelsen (submitted as Supporting instead of Lead for Hannibal) – I haven’t started watching yet, but I hear this may actually be the right choice despite his name being in the title.
-Garret Dillahunt (sumbitted as Lead instead of Supporting for Raising Hope) – You gotta call Lucas Neff the top lead, but I guess he, Dillahunt, and Martha Plimpton all have enough screen time for there to be 3 leads.  Apparently Lucas Neff didn’t even submit himself anyway.
-Tatiana Maslany (submitted as Lead instead of Everything for Orphan Black)

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 6/18/13

Leave a comment

I’m going to change the pace a bit and get real for a minute: just in the past week I’ve realized how awesome Zedd’s “Clarity” really is.

Original Version
1. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
2. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton – “Can’t Hold Us”
3. Selena Gomez – “Come & Get It”
4. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
5. P!nk ft. Nate Ruess – “Just Give Me a Reason”
6. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
7. Icona Pop – “I Love It”
8. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”
9. Ariana Grande ft. Mac Miller – “The Way”
10. Mariah Carey ft. Miguel – “#Beautiful”
11. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
12. Taylor Swift – “22”
13. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
14. will.i.am ft. Justin Bieber – “#thatPOWER”
15. Demi Lovato – “Heart Attack”
16. Avril Lavigne – “Here’s to Never Growing Up”
17. Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man”
18. Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko – “Stay”
19. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
20. Emeli Sandé – “Next to Me”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Radioactive
2. I Love It
3. Clarity
4. Come & Get It
5. Mirrors
6. Stay
7. Blurred Lines
8. #Beautiful
9. Heart Attack
10. Can’t Hold Us
11. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
12. Next to Me
13. Just Give Me a Reason
14. When I Was Your Man
15. Love Somebody
16. #thatPOWER
17. The Other Side
18. The Way
19. 22
20. Here’s to Never Growing Up

Best Episode of the Season: Modern Family Season 4

Leave a comment

Season Analysis: There is some stark Flanderization going on with Modern Family, but Phil is still awesome, and Luke is actually one character who has only gotten better since Season 1.

Modern-family-tyburrell_fred willard

“Goodnight Gracie”
Modern Family always goes in for the emotional gut with the final talking head of each episode, and it kind of always falls flat with me.  That is not to say I am heartless (movies and TV shows have made me cry plenty of times) but that MF is not quite pulling off what it thinks it is.  You can’t have everyone constantly be petty to each other and expect shoehorning in an emotional revelation to work just as constantly.  So it was gratifying that all the emotional beats of “Goodnight Gracie” worked without any qualifications.  Two goofy guys – Ty Burrell and Fred Willard – got to play earnest while mourning the death of a mother and wife, while also managing to remain goofy in a way that did not distract.  To expound: Phil’s late mother left him with the odd final request of setting his father up with a neighbor.  The moment when Phil fully explained to this woman why he had shown up at her doorstep made me wish that the people on this show were always this honest with each other.  Not that I didn’t feel that way already, this moment just confirmed my belief.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 6/15/13

Leave a comment

FUSE-VH1 #1 Agreement Alert

Original Version
1. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton – “Can’t Hold Us”
2. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
3. Demi Lovato – “Heart Attack”
4. Ed Sheeran – “Lego House”
5. Phillip Phillips – “Gone Gone Gone”
6. Icona Pop – “I Love It”
7. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
8. P!nk ft. Nate Ruess – “Just Give Me a Reason”
9. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”
10. Florida Georgia Line ft. Nelly – “Cruise (Remix)”
11. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
12. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
13. Goo Goo Dolls – “Rebel Beat”
14. Mariah Carey ft. Miguel – “#Beautiful”
15. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
16. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
17. New Kids on the Block – “Remix (I Like The)”
18. Emeli Sandé – “Next to Me”
19. Train ft. Ashley Monroe – “Bruises”
20. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Radioactive
2. I Love It
3. Mirrors
4. I Need Your Love
5. Blurred Lines
6. Heart Attack
7. #Beautiful
8. Can’t Hold Us
9. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
10. Next to Me
11. Just Give Me a Reason
12. Brave
13. Love Somebody
14. Gone Gone Gone
15. Remix (I Like The)
16. Lego House
17. Cruise (Remix)
18. Rebel Beat
19. The Other Side
20. Bruises

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 6/11/13

Leave a comment

Sassy?

Original Version
1. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton – “Can’t Hold Us”
2. Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell and T.I. – “Blurred Lines”
3. P!nk ft. Nate Ruess – “Just Give Me a Reason”
4. Selena Gomez – “Come & Get It”
5. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
6. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
7. Icona Pop – “I Love It”
8. Emeli Sandé – “Next to Me”
9. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”
10. Ariana Grande ft. Mac Miller – “The Way”
11. will.i.am ft. Justin Bieber – “#thatPOWER”
12. Mariah Carey ft. Miguel – “#Beautiful”
13. Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull – “Live It Up”
14. Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man”
15. Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko – “Stay”
16. Taylor Swift – “22”
17. Demi Lovato – “Heart Attack”
18. Pitbull ft. Christina Aguilera – “Feel This Moment”
19. Avril Lavigne – “Here’s to Never Growing Up”
20. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Radioactive
2. I Love It
3. Come & Get It
4. Mirrors
5. Stay
6. Blurred Lines
7. Heart Attack
8. Can’t Hold Us
9. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
10. Next to Me
11. #Beautiful
12. Just Give Me a Reason
13. When I Was Your Man
14. Love Somebody
15. Feel This Moment
16. #thatPOWER
17. Live It Up
18. The Way
19. 22
20. Here’s to Never Growing Up

Best Episode of the Season: The Middle Season 4

Leave a comment

Season Analysis: The Middle is the best family sitcom on the air right now, and it has probably set its sights on being one of the best of all time.

themiddle_davidkoechner-neilflynn

“The Friend”
I feel like I (and others) have so often mentioned how interesting the awkwardness of adult male friendship can be that it seems redundant to keep praising shows that present this situation.  But Neil Flynn actually does manage to bring something different to the table, by portraying Mike Heck as someone who honestly could not care any less about his lack of friends.  Unfortunately for him, he is married to Frankie Heck, who cares way too much about this sort of thing.  Fortunately for the viewer, the new neighbor that Frankie sets Mike up on a man date with is played by David Koechner.  Koechner is known for playing for off-putting weirdos, but here he is actually allowed to play someone who could comfortably live in suburbia, but he is like all his previous characters in that he follows one rule in life: “I’ll have a beer with anyone.”
The Axl-Cassidy (and Brick) subplot showed that (now dearly departed) relationship getting on well.  It deftly played with expectations, with Cassidy and Brick’s shared love of the Planet Nowhere series seemingly suggesting that Brick might develop a crush on his older brother’s girlfriend.  But instead, it turns into an opportunity for Brick to teach Axl about culture and make the latter more appealing to his lady.

Best Episode of the Season: Family Guy Season 11

Leave a comment

Season Analysis: Season 11 was the loudest Family Guy season yet!

yug ylimaf

“Yug Ylamif”
I still enjoy Family Guy enough to watch it regularly, but I no longer love it the way I loved it during its early years.  Its joke-telling is simply not as consistently sharp anymore.  Too often, the gags are just crass for the sake of being crass, without any real rhythm to them.  Since the joke-telling cannot be relied on, a modern FG episode needs a solid hook to its plot to work out.  A backwards episode isn’t the most unique hook ever, but it is strong enough compared to most other episodes, and it plays on the established FG continuity of Stewie’s time machine, and there is tension because of an endpoint (the reversal of Stewie’s birth) that needs to be avoided.  Revisiting the show’s past allows for meta commentary (Meg is voiced by Lacey Chabert for a line) and seems to allow the show to revert to a time when the characters were simply better: case in point – Peter pouts like an older sibling (“I want to be the baby!”) when newborn Stewie arrives home from the hospital.  But the main reason “Yug Ylimaf” succeeds – and the most common Family Guy episodes succeed nowadays – is that it focuses on the Stewie-Brian pairing, the most fruitful character combination perhaps in the show’s whole run and certainly the best of the show’s current iteration.  Interestingly enough, the best gag has nothing to do with the concept itself and doesn’t rely upon the Stewie-Brian interplay – it’s one of those moments of Stewie muttering something mundane in his sleep (“Mmm, yes, I’d like to return this printer.”)

Honorable Mentions: Further proof that Stewie-Brian is the show’s best character combo: the surprisingly poignant “Brian’s Play,” and “Roads to Vegas,” my favorite of all the Hope/Crosby homage episodes.

Older Entries Newer Entries