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Original Version
1. Flo Rida – “Whistle”
2. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
3. Demi Lovato – “Give Your Heart a Break”
4. Train – “50 Ways to Say Goodbye”
5. Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Good Time”
6. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
7. Green Day – “Oh Love”
8. fun. – “Some Nights”
9. Matchbox Twenty – “She’s So Mean”
10. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
11. David Guetta ft. Sia – “Titanium”
12. Justin Bieber ft. Big Sean – “As Long as You Love Me”
13. Taylor Swift – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
14. Alex Clare – “Too Close”
15. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
16. Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo – “Let’s Go”
17. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
18. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
19. OneRepublic – “Feel Again”
20. Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Too Close
2. Little Talks
3. Titanium
4. Wide Awake
5. Ho Hey
6. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
7. It’s Time
8. Give Your Heart a Break
9. Let’s Go
10. Some Nights
11. Oh Love
12. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
13. One More Night
14. Feel Again
15. Everybody Talks
16. 50 Ways to Say Goodbye
17. She’s So Mean
18. As Long as You Love Me
19. Good Time
20. Whistle
Original Version
1. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
2. fun. – “Some Nights”
3. Flo Rida – “Whistle”
4. Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Good Time”
5. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
6. Justin Bieber ft. Big Sean – “As Long as You Love Me”
7. Cher Lloyd – “Want U Back”
8. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
9. Nicki Minaj – “Pound the Alarm”
10. Train – “50 Ways to Say Goodbye”
11. Jason Mraz – “I Won’t Give Up”
12. Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
13. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
14. Ellie Goulding – “Lights”
15. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
16. David Guetta ft. Sia – “Titanium”
17. Chris Brown – “Don’t Wake Me Up”
18. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
19. Kanye West ft. Big Sean, Pusha T, and 2 Chainz – “Mercy”
20. Demi Lovato – “Give Your Heart a Break”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Lights
2. Titanium
3. Wide Awake
4. Ho Hey
5. Give Your Heart a Break
6. Want U Back
7. Call Me Maybe
8. Mercy
9. Some Nights
10. Pound the Alarm
11. Home
12. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
13. One More Night
14. Everybody Talks
15. 50 Ways to Say Goodbye
16. As Long as You Love Me
17. Don’t Wake Me Up
18. Good Time
19. Whistle
20. I Won’t Give Up
The new season of SNL premieres this Saturday, September 15 on NBC, and with that date soon approaching, it is time once again for Jmunney’s SNL host and musical guest predictions. Once again, I have made 30 choices (including guests that have already been announced) in both categories; there have been 22 episodes of SNL the past few seasons, but 30 is the chosen number because that is the number for an SNL guest prediction contest that I enter on an SNL fan website forum. Picks are listed (vaguely) in order of confidence, most confident picks first. (Guests that have already been announced are first-timers Seth MacFarlane and Frank Ocean for the season premiere, second-timer Joseph Gordon-Levitt and first-timers Mumford & Sons for the second episode on September 22, and first-timer Daniel and second-timers Muse for show #3 on October 6.)
Hosts I have organized my host selections in the same categories as last year.
Coming Off a Hot Summer Seth MacFarlane – already announced
Current Hit Movie Joseph Gordon-Levitt – already announced Daniel Craig – already announced Paul Rudd
Ben Affleck
Seth Rogen
James Franco
Jennifer Lawrence
Anne Hathaway
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Mila Kunis
Robert Downey, Jr.
Amy Adams
Hugh Jackman
Leslie Mann
TV Stars Joel McHale
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Lena Dunham
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Peter Dinklage
Alison Brie
Nick Offerman
Stephen Colbert
The Regulars Jon Hamm
Zach Galifianakis
Alec Baldwin
Christopher Walken
John Goodman
Other (Big Name Not Plugging Anything, Athletes, Musical Guests Pulling Double Duty, etc.) Justin Bieber
Musical Guests Frank Ocean – already announced Mumford & Sons – already announced Muse – already announced Taylor Swift
Green Day
No Doubt
Justin Bieber
Carly Rae Jepsen
fun.
Alicia Keys
Beck
Ke$ha
P!nk
Lady GaGa
The Killers
Kanye West
Grouplove
Ellie Goulding
Nicki Minaj
Of Monsters and Men
Imagine Dragons
Rihanna
Aerosmith
Linkin Park
Rick Ross
Animal Collective
Cat Power
St. Vincent
Bruce Springsteen
Childish Gambino
Dr. Luke and Max Martin are like the Koch brothers of the music industry, except much more benevolent.
Original Version
1. Flo Rida – “Whistle”
2. Demi Lovato – “Give Your Heart a Break”
3. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
4. Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Good Time”
5. Train – “50 Ways to Say Goodbye”
6. Green Day – “Oh Love”
7. fun. – “Some Nights”
8. David Guetta ft. Sia – “Titanium”
9. Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
10. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
11. Matchbox Twenty – “She’s So Mean”
12. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
13. Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo – “Let’s Go”
14. Justin Bieber ft. Big Sean – “As Long as You Love Me”
15. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
16. Taylor Swift – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
17. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
18. No Doubt – “Settle Down”
19. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
20. OneRepublic – “Feel Again”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Little Talks
2. Titanium
3. Wide Awake
4. Ho Hey
5. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
6. It’s Time
7. Give Your Heart a Break
8. Let’s Go
9. Some Nights
10. Oh Love
11. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
12. One More Night
13. Settle Down
14. Feel Again
15. Everybody Talks
16. 50 Ways to Say Goodbye
17. She’s So Mean
18. As Long as You Love Me
19. Good Time
20. Whistle
You might have heard that Community is a show that is on television. And you may have also heard that it is a great show that is totally worth watching. (And you may have also heard about what’s been going on behind the scenes at Community.) Well, you’ve heard correctly. It will be returning for a fourth season on Friday, October 19. But first, let’s take a look back at the best scenes of Season 3 (which was recently released on DVD).
(Note: Some of the embedded videos do not show the entire scene, but they were the best that I could find. If anyone knows where to find better videos, please let me know!)
20. Pointing out the celebrity lookalikes (“Contemporary Impressionists”)
What do you know, it turns out that every member of the study group (not just the guy who’s more handsome than the guy who’s famous for being handsome) has a celebrity doppelgänger (including both versions of Michael Jackson).
19. “You’re a bad person.” (“Curriculum Unavailable”)
Abed’s sentencing of Shirley was cruel cruel cruel, but the opinion that prompted it was true true true.
18. Britta’s scary story (“Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps”) (This scene lasts until 0:43 in the video.)
She totally Britta’ed telling a scary story, to our delight.
17. Starburns memorial tag (“Course Listing Unavailable”)
A silly use of green screen for a silly man who has never realized how silly he is.
16. Abed’s stand-up tag (“Origins of Vampire Mythology”)
Abed’s too-specific-to-his apartment comedy stylings served as a kind of a meta-joke about how esoterically inaccessible Community can seem to the uninitiated.
15. “These your friends, Pierce?” (“Advanced Gay”) (This video includes only the very beginning of the chosen scene.)
Archaic forms of prejudice equal comic gold. Thus Cornelius Hawthorne is a comic masterpiece.
14. Annie’s Model U.N. tantrum (“Geography of Global Conflict”)
Annie screaming: usually a good sign that comedy gold is about to be struck. Alison Brie deserves for completely going for it with the jumping up and down, fist pounding, and thrashing about.
13. “Maybe I need to take one. A test, not a penis.”: “Competitive Ecology” tag
Classic Britta: she’s not dumb so much as she sees things hilariously differently than everyone else.
12. “It’s not working.”/“I wonder how many women I’ve affected this way.” (“Origins of Vampire Mythology”)
A bit of beefcake just because they can, and forced laughter with varied subtext.
11. 2001 homage hallucination (“Biology 101”)
A scene of brilliant setpieces that managed to elucidate both Jeff and Pierce’s relationship as well as 2001 itself.
10. Karaoke (“Studies in Modern Movement”)
Jeff Winger learns to like liking things by way of karaoke. But there is a lot more going on here than just learning to enjoy a cheesy hobby, as underscored by the editing that checks in on all the other storylines of this episode.
9. Britta the grief causer (“Course Listing Unavailable”)
A classic example of comic interruptions, with Jeff Winger butting in on Britta Perry the ultimate antagonistic pair.
8. Season-opening fantasy song and dance (“Biology 101”)
What does Jeff Winger want his life to look like? What is his fantasy? By his third year back at school, it is a Greendale filled with the friends he has made (minus Pierce). This place where he is, is the place where he wants to be, deeply within his subconscious, and this is conveyed through a delightful song and dance routine. (Photo courtesy of fishsticktheatre.com)
7. “The people at the bank loved my outfit!” (“Virtual Systems Analysis”)
Dean Pelton has a crisis about his eccentric lifestyle, but he is lucky to meet a group of accepting, curious people, and he cannot wait to tell his favorite people all about it.
6. Darkest timeline tag (“Remedial Chaos Theory”)
Goofy in a way that an alternate timeline can get away with being, this tag also served as the antithesis of what the study group strived to be in Season 3. http://www.hulu.com/watch/288894
5. “Baby Boomer Santa” (“Regional Holiday Music”)
Annie explained it best: “They’re just trying to pander to your demographic’s well-documented historical vanity.” And Pierce punctuated it: “You’re welcome, for everything in the world!”
4. Troy gets the pizza (the darkest timeline) (“Remedial Chaos Theory”)
One disaster leads to another bizarrely, yet logically, in a perfectly staged piece of physical comedy.
3. “Origins of Vampire Mythology” cold opening
There were times during Season 3 when I missed the scenes of the study group just sitting around the table, goofing off and talking about whatever, which seemed to be rarer and rarer these days. Then, “Origins of Vampire Mythology” comes along and has possibly the best such scene in the show’s history. The pieces were all there ragging on Britta, Pierce almost being cool, Jeff explaining everything, Troy and Abed geeking out, and Annie and Shirley aww-ing and laughing. http://www.hulu.com/watch/349964
2. Greendale Asylum (“Curriculum Unavailable”)
If there was any show that deserved a Shutter Island twist ending homage, it was Community. The idea that the study group’s adventures at Greendale were all just a shared illusion felt like it could have made perfect sense, but thankfully it was determined that it actually made no sense at all (even though, for a second at least, it really felt like it could have been the perfect explanation). And the replays of previous scenes in the asylum setting were at least as awesome as their original appearances.
1. “Teach Me How to Understand Christmas” (“Regional Holiday Music”)
A perfect representation of Jeff and Annie’s “would they, might they?” relationship: hotter than it has a right to be, yet creepier than it really needs to be. There is inevitably a push-pull dynamic between them whenever there appears to be a chance of development. Jeff knows that he wants Annie, and by this point, he has more or less made peace with this desire. But whenever Annie makes herself available, it just serves to repulse them away from each other. Still, Jeff’s “whaaaat” indicates how flabbergasted he is by how much he “craves young flesh.” Beyond the context of where it fits into the arc of season 3 of Community, the “Teach Me How to Understand Christmas” routine is an incredible moment in and of itself: Alison Brie brutally deconstructs the idea that turning dumb and talking baby talk makes women hot, while still managing to be the most unbearably sexy she has ever been.
Original Version
1. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
2. Flo Rida – “Whistle”
3. fun. – “Some Nights”
4. Justin Bieber ft. Big Sean – “As Long as You Love Me”
5. Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Good Time”
6. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
7. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
8. Cher Lloyd – “Want U Back”
9. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
10. Nicki Minaj – “Pound the Alarm”
11. B.o.B ft. Nicki Minaj – “Out of My Mind”
12. Ellie Goulding – “Lights”
13. Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
14. 3OH!3 – “You’re Gonna Love This”
15. Jason Mraz – “I Won’t Give Up”
16. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
17. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
18. Flo Rida – “Hey Jasmin”
19. David Guetta ft. Sia – “Titanium”
20. Chris Brown – “Don’t Wake Me Up”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Lights
2. Titanium
3. Wide Awake
4. Ho Hey
5. Want U Back
6. Call Me Maybe
7. Some Nights
8. Pound the Alarm
9. Home
10. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
11. One More Night
12. You’re Gonna Love This
13. Everybody Talks
14. Out of My Mind
15. As Long as You Love Me
16. Hey Jasmin
17. Don’t Wake Me Up
18. Good Time
19. Whistle
20. I Won’t Give Up
The 2012 MTV Video Music Awards are this Thursday, September 6, 8 PM (7 Central). Generally, I think I have a good sense of what will win at major entertainment awards shows, but last year, I correctly predicted 2 out of 14 VMA categories. So, this year I’m not going to spend much time trying to figure out this notoriously hard to crack festivity. Just a quick will win/should win for each category.
Video of the Year
Drake ft. Rihanna – “Take Care”
Gotye ft. Kimbra – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
M.I.A. – “Bad Girls”
Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love”
Will Win/Should Win: “Somebody That I Used to Know”
Best Male Video
Justin Bieber — “Boyfriend”
Chris Brown — “Turn Up the Music”
Drake ft. Rihanna — “Take Care”
Frank Ocean — “Swim Good”
Usher — “Climax”
Will Win: “Boyfriend”
Should Win: “Take Care”
Best Female Video Beyoncé — “Love on Top”
Selena Gomez & the Scene — “Love You Like a Love Song”
Nicki Minaj — “Starships”
Katy Perry — “Part of Me”
Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — “We Found Love”
Will Win: “Part of Me”
Should Win: “Love You Like a Love Song”
Best New Artist fun. – ft. Janelle Monáe — “We Are Young”
Carly Rae Jepsen — “Call Me Maybe”
Frank Ocean — “Swim Good”
One Direction — “What Makes You Beautiful”
The Wanted — “Glad You Came”
Will Win: “Call Me Maybe” (or “What Makes You Beautiful”)
Should Win: “Call Me Maybe”
Best Pop Video
Justin Bieber — “Boyfriend”
fun. ft. Janelle Monáe — “We Are Young”
Maroon 5 ft. Wiz Khalifa — “Payphone”
One Direction — “What Makes You Beautiful”
Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris — “We Found Love”
Will Win: “Boyfriend”
Should Win: “We Found Love”
Best Rock Video
The Black Keys — “Lonely Boy”
Coldplay — “Paradise”
Imagine Dragons — “It’s Time”
Linkin Park — “Burn It Down”
Jack White — “Sixteen Saltines”
Will Win/Should Win: “Lonely Boy”
Best Hip-Hop Video
Childish Gambino — “Heartbeat”
Drake ft. Lil Wayne — “HYFR”
Jay-Z and Kanye West — “Paris”
Nicki Minaj ft. 2 Chainz — “Beez in the Trap”
Kanye West ft. Pusha T, Big Sean and 2 Chainz — “Mercy”
Will Win: “Paris”
Should Win: “Paris” (I guess)
Best Electronic Dance Music Video
Avicii — “Levels”
Duck Sauce — “Big Bad Wolf”
Calvin Harris — “Feel So Close”
Skrillex — “First of the Year (Equinox)’
Martin Solveig — “The Night Out”
Will Win: “First of the Year (Equinox)”
Should Win: “Big Bad Wolf”
And now we come to the “professional” categories, in which there is even less of a point in attempting predictions, so I’ll just run through the should win’s for these categories.
Best Director
Coldplay ft. Rihanna — “Princess of China” (Director: Adria Petty and Alan Bibby)
Duck Sauce — “Big Bad Wolf” (Director: Keith Schofield)
Jay-Z and Kanye West ft. Otis Redding — “Otis” (Director: Spike Jonze)
M.I.A. — “Bad Girls” (Director: Romain Gavras)
Frank Ocean — “Swim Good” (Director: Nabil Elderkin)
Should Win: Keith Schofield, “Big Bad Wolf”
Best Choreography
Avicii — “Levels” (Choreographers: Richy Greenfield and Petro Papahadjopoulos)
Beyoncé — “Countdown” (Choreographers: Danielle Polanco, Frank Gatson Jr., Beyoncé and Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker)
Chris Brown — “Turn Up the Music” (Choreographer: Anwar “Flii” Burton)
Jennifer Lopez ft. Pitbull — “Dance Again” (Choreographer: JR Taylor)
Rihanna — “Where Have You Been” (Choreographer: Hi-Hat)
Should Win: “Levels”
Best Visual Effects
David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj — “Turn Me On” (Visual Effects: Alex Frisch, Joe Harkins, Scott Metzger and Vico Sharabani)
Linkin Park — “Burn It Down” (Visual Effects: Ghost Town Media)
Katy Perry — “Wide Awake” (Visual Effects: Ingenuity Engine)
Rihanna — “Where Have You Been” (Visual Effects: BAKED FX)
Skrillex — “First of the Year (Equinox)” (Visual Effects: Deka Brothers and Tony “Truand” Datis)
Should Win: “Turn Me On”
Best Art Direction
Lana Del Rey — “Born to Die” (Art Directors: Anna Brun and Audrey Malecot)
Drake ft. Rihanna — “Take Care” (Art Director: Charles Infante)
Of Monsters and Men — “Little Talks” (Art Director: Mihai Wilson)
Katy Perry — “Wide Awake” (Art Director: Benji Bamps)
Regina Spektor — “All the Rowboats” (Art Director: Anthony Henderson)
Should Win: “Born to Die”
Best Editing
A$AP Rocky — “Goldie” (Editor: Samantha Lecca)
Beyoncé — “Countdown” (Editors: Alexander Hammer and Jeremiah Shuff)
Gotye ft. Kimbra — “Somebody That I Used to Know” (Editor: Natasha Pincus)
Jay-Z and Kanye West — “Niggas in Paris” (Editors: Alexander Hammer, Peter Johnson and Derek Lee)
Kanye West ft Pusha T, Big Sean and 2 Chainz — “Mercy” (Editor: Eric Greenburg)
Should Win: “Somebody That I Used to Know”
Best Cinematography
Adele — “Someone Like You” (Director of Photography: David Johnson)
Coldplay ft. Rihanna — “Princess of China” (Director of Photography: Stéphane Vallée)
Lana Del Rey — “Born to Die” (Director of Photography: André Chemetoff)
Drake ft. Rihanna — “Take Care” (Director of Photography: Kasper Tuxen)
M.I.A. — “Bad Girls” (Director of Photography: André Chemetoff)
Should Win: “Bad Girls”
Best Video with a Message
Kelly Clarkson — “Dark Side”
Gym Class Heroes ft. Ryan Tedder — “The Fighter”
K’naan ft. Nelly Furtado — “Is Anybody Out There?”
Lil Wayne — “How to Love”
Demi Lovato — “Skyscraper”
Rise Against — “Ballad of Hollis Brown”
Will Win: “Skyscraper”
Should Win: “Ballad of Hollis Brown”
Best Latino Artist
Juanes
Jennifer Lopez
Pitbull
Romeo Santos
Wisin & Yandel
Will Win: ???
Should Win: ???
Original Version
1. Demi Lovato – “Give Your Heart a Break”
2. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
3. Flo Rida – “Whistle”
4. David Guetta ft. Sia – “Titanium”
5. Calvin Harris ft. Ne-Yo – “Let’s Go”
6. Train – “50 Ways to Say Goodbye”
7. Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Good Time”
8. Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
9. Linkin Park – “Burn It Down”
10. No Doubt – “Settle Down”
11. fun. – “Some Nights”
12. Green Day – “Oh Love”
13. Kelly Clarkson – “Dark Side”
14. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
15. Matchbox Twenty – “She’s So Mean”
16. Justin Bieber ft. Big Sean – “As Long as You Love Me”
17. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
18. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
19. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
20. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Little Talks
2. Titanium
3. Wide Awake
4. Ho Hey
5. It’s Time
6. Give Your Heart a Break
7. Let’s Go
8. Burn It Down
9. Some Nights
10. Oh Love
11. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
12. One More Night
13. Settle Down
14. Dark Side
15. Everybody Talks
16. 50 Ways to Say Goodbye
17. As Long as You Love Me
18. She’s So Mean
19. Good Time
20. Whistle
Original Version
1. Flo Rida – “Whistle”
2. fun. – “Some Nights”
3. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
4. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
5. Justin Bieber ft. Big Sean – “As Long as You Love Me”
6. Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Good Time”
7. Cher Lloyd – “Want U Back”
8. Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
9. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
10. Nicki Minaj – “Pound the Alarm”
11. 3OH!3 – “You’re Gonna Love This”
12. Ellie Goulding – “Lights”
13. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
14. David Guetta ft. Sia – “Titanium”
15. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
16. 2 Chainz ft. Drake – “No Lie”
17. Jason Mraz – “I Won’t Give Up”
18. Brandy ft. Chris Brown – “Put It Down”
19. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
20. Kanye West ft. Big Sean, Pusha T, and 2 Chainz – “Mercy”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Lights
2. Titanium
3. Wide Awake
4. Ho Hey
5. Want U Back
6. Call Me Maybe
7. Mercy
8. Some Nights
9. Pound the Alarm
10. Home
11. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
12. One More Night
13. You’re Gonna Love This
14. Everybody Talks
15. Put It Down
16. No Lie
17. As Long as You Love Me
18. Good Time
19. Whistle
20. I Won’t Give Up