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October 24, 2016
Television, The Simpsons, The Simpsons Episode Reviews Harry Shearer, Kent Brockman, The Simpsons, The Simpsons 2805, The Simpsons Season 28, Trust But Clarify Leave a comment

Lisa receives Hollywood’s highest honor. http://www.bubbleblabber.com/review-the-simpsons-trust-but-clarify/
October 24, 2016
Saturday Night Live, SNL Weekly Recaps, Television Black Jeopardy, David Pumpkins, David S. Pumpkins, Lady GaGa, Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live 4204, Saturday Night Live Season 42, SNL, SNL Season 42, Tom Hanks 1 Comment

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE — “Tom Hanks” Episode 1708 — Pictured: (l-r) Kenan Thompson, Beck Bennett, Tom Hanks as David Pumpkins, and Kate McKinnon during the “Haunted Elevator” sketch on October 22, 2016 — (Photo by: Will Heath/NBC)
This review was originally posted on News Cult in October 2016.
Love It
Black Jeopardy – If memory serves me correctly, Tom Hanks is the first guest to appear on both Celebrity Jeopardy and Black Jeopardy. I thought this concept had been played out, as it has already explored well-meaning white people who don’t mean to be offensive, and black people who defy easy categorization. But I had not considered a possible appearance from the “Make America Great Again” crowd, which at first seems like an easy target for meanness, but instead there is a pivot towards common ground like conspiracy theories, that one guy who fixes everything, and Tyler Perry. Race and class are both big factors in this country.
100 Floors of Frights – SNL enters a late, compelling entry for the most popular Halloween costume of 2016: David S. Pumpkins. Any questions? At first, Hanks’ Mr. Pumpkins gives off a Paul and Phil vibe of “goofy ruining spooky.” He and his skeleton pals are certainly delightfully out-there, but there is a lingering sense that this sketch may have blown its load too early with a too-soon reveal of the main attraction, but then it takes it to another level by doubling (or 73-ing) down on Pumpkins and saying, “We knew just how to scare you the whole time.”
October 24, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Keeping Up with the Joneses, Zach Galifianakis Leave a comment

There is a deep well of kindness to all the characters that Zach Galifianakis plays. As an HR manager in the suburbanites-caught-up-in-spy-intrigue action comedy Keeping Up with the Joneses, this quality is more relevant than usual. He listens and keeps an open mind, which new neighbor Jon Hamm appreciates even as he is pressing him to divulge information that is sensitive to national security. The film utilizes that empathetic quality, but it feels accidental or noncommittal about it. The climax features the cartoonishly high stakes typical of mediocre action comedies, but with a game cast adept at offbeat line readings, it could have aimed for something more eccentric.
I give Keeping Up with the Joneses 11 Moments of Genuine Connection out of 20 Subterfuges.
October 24, 2016
Cinema, Movie Reviews Annalise Basso, Lulu Wilson, Mike Flanagan, Ouija, Ouija: Origin of Evil 1 Comment

A bit of fanfare has been made director Mike Flanagan’s use of split diopter shots and insistence on inserting cigarette burns in the corner of the screen in Ouija: Origin of Evil. These techniques work with the retro vibe in this ’60s-set horror prequel, but this is more than just aesthetic fetishism. They speak to the great care given to constructing the whole film. You’ll see the denizens of the spirit world lurking around the corners, and occasionally bursting into the foreground, but only when you are damn well supposed to.
The fact that Ouija: Origin of Evil is so thorough might lead viewers to make some faulty conclusions and connections, which may just be intentional, and even if they are not, they are still disorienting in a way that great horror often is. One of the main girls is played by Annalise Basso, who was previously in the underrated Oculus, also directed by Flanagan. As Ouija becomes increasingly trippier, it almost feels like Basso is playing the same character she did in (the very trippy) Oculus. Of course, Origin of Evil is actually a prequel to another Ouija movie, but not very many people saw that and I imagine those who did promptly forgot about it.
Much of the success of Origin of Evil rests on the little shoulders of Lulu Wilson, who plays the younger and more possessed of the two main girls. She continues a long and vaunted tradition of creepy horror kids, establishing her own place in this hall of fame by adding hints of nonchalance and ace comic timing. There is one moment when she replaces the second half of an oft-repeated mantra with “blah blah blah,” which is liable to floor viewers with an unexpected chuckle. This film does not reinvent the supernatural genre, but it never lets you take it easy.
I give Ouija: Origin of Evil 8 Skeletons out of 10 Crawlspaces.
October 24, 2016
Television, What Won TV? Better Things, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, David Pumpkins, Jane the Virgin, Jen Kirkman, Last Week Tonight, Prince, Saturday Night Live, SNL, The Meltdown Show with Jonah and Kumail, What's a podcast?, You're the Worst Leave a comment
In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – Jane the Virgin
Tuesday – Jen Kirkman’s Prince dream, as recounted on The Meltdown Show with Jonah and Kumail
Wednesday – You’re the Worst
Thursday – Better Things
Friday – Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Saturday – David S. Pumpkins: Any questions?
October 18, 2016
Billboard Charts, Billboard Hot Rock Songs, Music Billboard, Billboard Hot Rock Songs, Phantogram, You Don't Get Me High Anymore Leave a comment
Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.
Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
2. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
3. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign ft. X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
4. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
5. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
6. Fitz and the Tantrums – “HandClap”
7. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
8. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
9. Bastille – “Good Grief”
10. Green Day – “Bang Bang”
11. twenty one pilots – “Cancer”
12. Cage the Elephant – “Trouble”
13. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dark Necessities”
14. Kings of Leon – “Waste a Moment”
15. Zach Williams – “Chain Breaker”
16. blink-182 – “Bored to Death”
17. The Head and the Heart – “All We Ever Knew”
18. Beck – “Wow”
19. Phantogram – “You Don’t Get Me High Anymore”
20. Skillet – “Feel Invincible”
21. Metallica – “Moth Into Flame”
22. Avenged Sevenfold – “The Stage”
23. Judah & the Lion – “Take It All Back”
24. Panic! at the Disco – “Bohemian Rhapsody”
25. Kings of Leon – “Reverend”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. You Don’t Get Me High Anymore
2. Wow
3. Unsteady
4. Dark Necessities
5. Ride
6. Trouble
7. Good Grief
8. The Stage
9. Reverend
10. Moth Into Flame
11. Ophelia
12. Waste a Moment
13. Take It All Back
14. Cancer
15. Hymn for the Weekend
16. All We Ever Knew
17. Bang Bang
18. The Sound of Silence
19. Heathens
20. Feel Invincible
21. Sucker for Pain
22. Bohemian Rhapsody
23. HandClap
24. Bored to Death
25. Chain Breaker
October 18, 2016
Billboard Charts, Billboard Hot 100, Music Billboard, Billboard Hot 100, Gold, Kiiara Leave a comment
Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.
Original Version
1. The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey – “Closer”
2. The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk – “Starboy”
3. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
4. DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber – “Let Me Love You”
5. Bruno Mars – “24K Magic”
6. D.R.A.M. ft. Lil Yachty – “Broccoli”
7. Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber and MØ – “Cold Water”
8. Shawn Mendes – “Treat You Better”
9. Sia ft. Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
10. Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj – “Side to Side”
11. Zay Hilfigerrr & Zayion McCall – “Juju on That Beat (TZ Anthem)”
12. gnash ft. Olivia O’Brien – “i hate u, i love u”
13. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
14. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – “This Is What You Came For”
15. Kiiara – “Gold”
16. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
17. Drake ft. WizKid and Kyla – “One Dance”
18. Rihanna – “Needed Me”
19. Adele – “Send My Love (to Your New Lover)”
20. Hailee Steinfeld and Grey ft. Zedd – “Starving”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Gold
2. Starboy
3. Cheap Thrills
4. Side to Side
5. Needed Me
6. Cold Water
7. Ride
8. Broccoli
9. Closer
10. 24K Magic
11. i hate u, i love u
12. Starving
13. Let Me Love You
14. Don’t Let Me Down
15. Send My Love (to Your New Lover)
16. One Dance
17. This Is What You Came For
18. Heathens
19. Treat You Better
20. Juju on That Beat (TZ Anthem)
October 17, 2016
Son of Zorn, Son of Zorn Episode Reviews, Television Son of Zorn, Son of Zorn 104, Son of Zorn Season 1, The Weekend Warrior, Tim Meadows Leave a comment

October 17, 2016
Television, The Simpsons, The Simpsons Episode Reviews The Simpsons, The Simpsons 2804, The Simpsons Season 28, Treehouse of Horror, Treehouse of Horror XXVII Leave a comment

October 16, 2016
Saturday Night Live, SNL Weekly Recaps, Television Ann Arbor Short Film Festival, Bruno Mars, Emily Blunt, Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live 4203, Saturday Night Live Season 42, SNL, SNL Season 42 Leave a comment

This review was originally posted on News Cult in October 2016.
Love It
Ann Arbor Short Film Festival – This is the sort of satire that really nails a particular piece of culture. This is not the first time amateur filmmaking has been lampooned, but it feels like it is, because it is so incisive, and so cleanly produced. It effectively uses exaggeration and reversal to make its points. Dozens of people work on a one-minute film featuring only one actor, and that feels oddly plausible. And unlike many screenings, in which the wave of questioners overwhelms the panelist, everyone on stage dwarfs the lone audience member. The Holocaust/makeup/“at the end of the day, it’s also a comedy” explanation is one for the ages.
The Hummer party limo’s visit to the Burger King Drive-Thru could have been random for the sake of randomness, but instead, each outré character is sharply defined.