What Won TV? – July 26-August 1, 2015

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – Rick and Morty returning with new episodes: 5 Stars
Monday – Jeopardy!
Tuesday – Hollywood Game Night
Wednesday – Mr. Robot
Thursday – Review returning with new episodes: 5 Stars
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – Hannibal

Review 2.1: “Bare-Knuckled Brawl; Blackmail; Glory Holes”

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“Excuse me, is this a glory hole?” http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/07/31/review-season-2-episode-1-recap-brawl-

VH1’s The 20 – 8/1/15

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Each week, I check out VH1′s The 20 (formerly Top 20 countdown), and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. OMI – “Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)”
2. David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha, & Afrojack – “Hey Mam”
3. Taylor Swift ft. Kendrick Lamar – “Bad Blood”
4. Fifth Harmony ft. Kid Ink – “Worth It”
5. Major Lazer & DJ Snake ft. MØ – “Lean On”
6. Andy Grammer – “Honey, I’m Good.”
7. Rachel Platten – “Fight Song”
8. Sia – “Elastic Heart”
9. Selena Gomez – “Good for You”
10. Ed Sheeran – “Photograph”
11. Tori Kelly – “Should’ve Been Us”
12. Maroon 5 – “This Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like a Mother******”
13. Adam Lambert – “Ghost Town”
14. Fall Out Boy – “Uma Thurman”
15. Demi Lovato – “Cool for the Summer”
16. Elle King – “Ex’s & Oh’s”
17. Sage the Gemini ft. Nick Jonas – “Good Thing”
18. Tove Lo – “Talking Body”
19. Pitbull ft. Chris Brown – “Fun”
20. Jason Derulo – “Cheyenne”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Lean On
2. Elastic Heart
3. Talking Body
4. Ex’s & Oh’s
5. Cheyenne
6. Good for You
7. Bad Blood
8. Hey Mama
9. Cool for the Summer
10. Should’ve Been Us
11. Uma Thurman
12. Good Thing
13. Worth It
14. Ghost Town
15. This Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like a Mother******
16. Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)
17. Fight Song
18. Fun
19. Photograph
20. Honey, I’m Good.

Rick and Morty 2.1: “A Rickle in Time”

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Y’all negligent, if you’re not watching Rick and Morty. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2015/07/27/rick-and-morty-season-2-episode-1-reca

This Is a (Quickie) Movie Review: Magic Mike XXL

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If the Amber Heard subplot had been scuttled, Magic Mike XXL would have been all set to go. To be fair, though, her last scene, in which she is gyrated upon by Mike at the stripper convention, loosens up that stiffness.

The top highlights belong to Joe Manganiello. Of course, we have all already heard about his gas station convenience store performance to “I Want It That Way,” and it is worth the hype. But watch out for the transition from Bruno Mars’ “Marry You” to Nine Inch Nails’ “Closer” in the finale and the discussion about how every inch of BD Richie fit in Andie MacDowell’s “glass slipper.”

Best Episode of the Season: BoJack Horseman Season 1

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“I ate too many pancakes!”

“Downer Ending”
Netflix’s anthropomorphic horse show reached its season 1 pinnacle with a drug-fueled mind-bender that just does not let up. BoJack, Todd, and Sarah Lynn go on a days-long bender, with the anxiety of insecurity and missed opportunities warping into a beguiling mess from which waking out of appears impossibile. It all comes to a head in what looks like will be a declaration of love but is instead something even more vulnerable.

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Honorable Mention – “Sabrina’s Christmas Wish”
This holiday special released outside the official episode count of season 1 offers a full edition of Horsin’ Around, the show within the show, and introduces a catchphrase that is only acceptably repeated in context (“Fire that Jew!”).

What Won TV? – July 19-July 25, 2015

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – Whose Line is it Anyway?
Tuesday – Hollywood Game Night
Wednesday – Mr. Robot
Thursday – Rectify, although it loses points for having much fewer dogs than The Chris Gethard Show.
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – Hannibal

Best Episode of the Season: The Affair Season 1

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The Affair laid out what it was attempting with its ambitious thesis statement of a pilot episode. A man and a woman recount the details surrounding their extramarital affair during a summer in Montauk, with the subjective biases therein ensuring maximum intrigue. The rest of the first season got a little undisciplined with its premise, but the opener fully demonstrated the power of this show’s framing device.

VH1’s The 20 – 7/25/15

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Each week, I check out VH1′s The 20 (formerly Top 20 countdown), and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. David Guetta ft. Nicki Minaj, Bebe Rexha, & Afrojack – “Hey Mama”
2. Taylor Swift ft. Kendrick Lamar – “Bad Blood”
3. OMI – “Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)”
4. Fifth Harmony ft. Kid Ink – “Worth It”
5. Andy Grammer – “Honey, I’m Good”
6. Sia – “Elastic Heart”
7. Rachel Platten – “Fight Song”
8. Major Lazer & DJ Snake ft. MØ – “Lean On”
9. Maroon 5 – “This Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like a Mother******”
10. Selena Gomez – “Good for You”
11. Tove Lo – “Talking Body”
12. Ed Sheeran – “Photograph”
13. Tori Kelly – “Should’ve Been Us”
14. Adam Lambert – “Ghost Town”
15. Jason Derulo – “Want to Want Me”
16. Fall Out Boy – “Uma Thurman”
17. Elle King – “Ex’s & Oh’s”
18. Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth – “See You Again”
19. Sage the Gemini ft. Nick Jonas – “Good Thing”
20. Walk the Moon – “Shut Up and Dance”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Lean On
2. Elastic Heart
3. Talking Body
4. Ex’s & Oh’s
5. See You Again
6. Good for You
7. Bad Blood
8. Hey Mama
9. Should’ve Been Us
10. Want to Want Me
11. Uma Thurman
12. Good Thing
13. Shut Up and Dance
14. Worth It
15. This Summer’s Gonna Hurt Like a Mother******
16. Cheerleader (Felix Jaehn Remix)
17. Ghost Town
18. Fight Song
19. Photograph
20. Honey, I’m Good.

What Won TV – July 12-July 18, 2015

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – Gravity Falls
Tuesday – Another Period
Wednesday – Mr. Robot
Thursday – Rectify
Friday – Bojack Horseman Season 2 (At least based on the first 3 episodes, which is what I’ve seen so far.)
Saturday – Hannibal

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