Gene needs his eyes for eye exams. http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2015/03/02/bobs-burgers-season-5-episode-13-recap
Bob’s Burgers 5.13 – “The Gayle Tales”
March 2, 2015
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Film Editing Appreciation/Analysis: The Room’s Surprise Birthday Party
March 2, 2015
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The Movie: The Room
The Scene: Birthday Party
The Editor: Eric Chase
This essay was originally written as by final paper for my Aesthetics of Editing class, taught by Rafael Parra, in Fall 2014 at The New School.
The Room is a masterwork of surrealism in film. This may not have been intentional; director Tommy Wiseau, is known for his inscrutability and has given confounding explanations for what he was trying to accomplish with this movie. But the purest form of surrealism is accidental, which is why it works as well as it does in this case. The Room’s strange editing strategies underscore this sense. In this vein, the birthday party scene features a particularly fascinating mix of continuity and discontinuity elements. The film is made competently, both narratively and technically, but there are certain odd aspects that call attention to themselves and create a surreal ethos.
SNL Recap February 28, 2015: Dakota Johnson/Alabama Shakes
March 1, 2015
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SNL: Dakota Johnson, Alabama Shakes, Kenan Thompson (CREDIT: YouTube Screenshot)
This review was originally posted on Starpulse in March 2015.
“SNL” returned to its regularly scheduled time slot after its 40th anniversary and … this episode did not feel like the comedown show after a big special so much as it felt like the type of episode that follow the ones that preceded it. Fresh off the record-breaking box-office of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” Dakota Johnson stopped by to host for the first time, on a series that is still strongly favoring original material, and at its best when that material gets weird (which usually happens with the pre-recorded shorts). Johnson brought a surprising and surprisingly effective mellow charm that made her disappear into a lot of her roles, making an impression in how much she did not make an impression. Meanwhile, Alabama Shakes made their case for why they should be the musical guest every week.
Giuliani, or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance – What started as a fairly standard current affairs cold opening surprised and delighted by turning into a pastiche of this year’s Best Picture Oscar winner. Portraying Rudy Giuliani’s comments about the president as a hubristic comeback attempt a la Riggan Thomson in “Birdman” was not a comparison that a lot of people have been making. Taran Killam really bit into the opportunity (quite literally, what with all that jowl movement) to do the double impression of Giuliani-as-Michael Keaton. There were not really any laugh-out-loud moments, but this bit still absolutely killed, as it captured the energy and original spirit of the source material. B+
What Won TV? – February 22-February 28, 2015
March 1, 2015
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.
Sunday – Marion Cotillard introducing “Everything is Awesome”
Monday – Better Call Saul
Tuesday – Whoa, whoa, New Girl‘s not mad at anybody, let’s stop and spit.
Wednesday – Broad City
Thursday – Portlandia is in escrow, though no can explain precisely why.
Friday – Comedy Bang! Bang!
Saturday – SNL
VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 2/28/15
February 28, 2015
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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.
Original Version
1. Ed Sheeran – “Thinking Out Loud”
2. Meghan Trainor – “Lips Are Movin”
3. Lily Wood & Robin Schulz – “Prayer in C (Robin Schulz Remix)”
4. Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars – “Uptown Funk
5. Hozier – “Take Me to Church”
6. Pitbull & Ne-Yo – “Time of Our Lives”
7. Fall Out Boy – “Centuries”
8. Ella Henderson – “Ghost”
9. Rihanna and Kanye West and Paul McCartney – “FourFiveSeconds”
10. Taylor Swift – “Style”
11. Maroon 5 – “Sugar”
12. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “Outside”
13. Kelly Clarkson – “Heartbeat Song”
14. Ellie Goulding – “Love Me Like You Do”
15. Nick Jonas – “Chains”
16. Imagine Dragons – “I Bet My Life”
17. Tove Lo – “Talking Body”
18. Sam Smith – “Lay Me Down”
19. Hoodie Allen ft. Ed Sheeran – “All About It”
20. George Ezra – “Budapest”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Outside
2. Style
3. Take Me to Church
4. Talking Body
5. Prayer in C (Robin Schulz Remix)
6. Ghost
7. Love Me Like You Do
8. FourFiveSeconds
9. Chains
10. Lay Me Down
11. I Bet My Life
12. Centuries
13. Time of Our Lives
14. Uptown Funk
15. Budapest
16. Heartbeat Song
17. Sugar
18. Lips Are Movin
19. All About It
20. Thinking Out Loud
The Middle 6.15: “Steaming Pile of Guilt”
February 26, 2015
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What was Sue Heck voted as? http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2015/02/26/the-middle-season-6-episode-15-recap-s
New Girl 4.17 – “Spiderhunt”
February 25, 2015
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“My biggest concern is the smell.” http://www.starpulse.com/news/Jeffrey_Malone/2015/02/25/new-girl-season-4-episode-17-recap-spi
Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 2/24/15
February 25, 2015
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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.
Original Version
1. Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars – “Uptown Funk”
2. Ed Sheeran – “Thinking Out Loud”
3. Hozier – “Take Me to Church”
4. Taylor Swift – “Blanks Space”
5. Sam Smith – “I’m Not the Only One”
6. Meghan Trainor – “Lips Are Movin”
7. Pitbull ft. Ne-Yo – “Time of Our Lives”
8. Kelly Clarkson – “Heartbeat Song”
9. Nick Jonas – “Jealous”
10. Fall Out Boy – “Centuries”
11. Selena Gomez – “The Heart Wants What It Wants”
12. Ariana Grande ft. The Weeknd – “Love Me Harder”
13. Ella Henderson – “Ghost”
14. Big Sean ft. E40 – “IDFWU”
15. Beyoncé – “7/11”
16. I LOVE MAKONNEN ft. Drake – “Tuesday (Remix)”
17. Rae Sremmurd – “No Type”
18. Nicki Minaj ft. Lil Wayne, Drake, & Chris Brown – “Only”
19. Prince Royce ft. Snoop Dogg – “Stuck on a Feeling”
20. Alesso ft. Tove Lo – “Heroes (We Could Be)”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Love Me Harder
2. Take Me to Church
3. Blank Space
4. Jealous
5. Ghost
6. IDFWU
7. Centuries
8. Uptown Funk
9. Time of Our Lives
10. Only
11. No Type
12. I’m Not the Only One
13. 7/11
14. Heroes (We Could Be)
15. Stuck on a Feeling
16. The Heart Wants What It Wants
17. Tuesday (Remix)
18. Heartbeat Song
19. Lips Are Movin
20. Thinking Out Loud
What Won TV? – February 15-February 21, 2105
February 22, 2015
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.
Sunday – Each minute of Bob’s Burgers was excellent; the SNL 40th Anniversary Special was messy, but it connected with me deeply.
Monday – HERE’S BETTER CALL SAUL!
Tuesday – New Girl
Wednesday – The Middle
Thursday – Portlandia
Friday – Bag Boy, dang it.
Saturday – Film Independent Spirit Awards
The 2014 Jeff Malone Academy Awards
February 22, 2015
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If I were in charge of unilaterally selecting the Oscars, here is who would be recognized. Winners are at the top, and nominees are listed most deserving first.
Best Picture
1. Whiplash
2. The Lego Movie
3. Gone Girl
4. Nightcrawler
5. Snowpiercer
Lead Actress
1. Rosamund Pike, Gone Girl
2. Scarlett Johansson, Under the Skin
3. Felicity Jones, The Theory of Everything
4. Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1
5. Emily Blunt, Into the Woods
Lead Actor
1. Jake Gyllenhaal, Nightcrawler
2. Michael Keaton, Birdman
3. Ralph Fiennes, The Grand Budapest Hotel
4. David Oyelowo, Selma
5. Andy Serkis, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
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