VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 6/14/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Calvin Harris – “Summer”
2. Nico & Vinz – “Am I Wrong”
3. Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
4. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”
5. Rixton – “Me and My Broken Heart”
6. Katy Perry – “Birthday”
7. Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake – “Love Never Felt So Good”
8. Ingrid Michaelson – “Girls Chase Boys”
9. Phillip Phillips – “Raging Fire”
10. Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
11. Sia – “Chandelier”
12. Sara Bareilles – “I Choose You”
13. Ed Sheeran ft. Pharrell – “Sing”
14. Neon Trees – “Sleeping With a Friend”
15. Lorde – “Tennis Court”
16. Magic! – “Rude”
17. Kongos – “Come With Me Now”
18. Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
19. John Legend – “All of Me”
20. MKTO – “Classic”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chandelier
2. Summer
3. Fancy
4. Come With Me Now
5. Stay With Me
6. Tennis Court
7. Am I Wrong
8. Sleeping With a Friend
9. Ain’t It Fun
10. Love Never Felt So Good
11. Birthday
12. Problem
13. Sing
14. All of Me
15. I Choose You
16. Rude
17. Girls Chase Boys
18. Classic
19. Raging Fire
20. Me and My Broken Heart

This Is A Movie Review: Edge of Tomorrow

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Edge of Tomorrow
is a lot like a video game, and this is the first movie for which that is a compliment.  I’m not the first critic to make this observation, but I still feel compelled to mention it, because it is an observation that ought to be repeated.  Tom Cruise plays Major William Cage, who is stripped of his rank and forced into the front lines of battle in a war against an alien race known as the Mimics.  Cage is burned to death by the blood of an unusually large Mimic, and this sanguinary transition grants him the ability to repeat the same day over and over.  It may sound like it is just repeating the same time-looping concept that Groundhog Day perfected over 20 years ago, except with aliens and giant mechanical suits, but it actually proves that this is an idea that is far from exhausted.

Edge of Tomorrow is not based on a video game (in fact, it is adapted from the novel All You Need Is Kill by Hiroshi Sakurazaka), but it feels like it is based on EVERY video game.  Or, at least every video game with a consistent storyline in which you can’t save your progress.  The environment and plot turns of each repeated day remain the same, so Cage knows, for example, after a few loops that a fellow soldier will be crushed by a plane.  So he pushes him out of the way, but that results in Cage being crushed by the plane.  Whenever one challenge is overcome, several more present themselves.  All of his deaths are certainly frustrating, but they are all followed by a more rewarding round through the game.

No effort is spared with the black comedy of Cage’s demises, as a series of whimsically edited montages present him crushed, exploded, run over by a Humvee, and shot in the head several times over.  If you have ever hated Tom Cruise, you will surely enjoy him getting wrung through the ringer, but I implore you to try to actually like him by appreciating his unbridled energy.

I have been a fan of Cruise for a while, so he does not need to win me over, but he hustles as hard as he can to convince everybody else.  The supporting cast shines as well, particularly (obviously) Emily Blunt as Rita Vrataski, a sergeant who was previously infected with the time-looping Mimic blood.  Her heroic exploits have earned her the nickname “Full Metal Bitch.”  It is a somewhat annoying moniker, but she no doubt lives up to it.  After meeting her in battle in the first loop, we are re-introduced to her (over and over) with an admiring shot of her in a one-arm plank in the training center.  The role is a tricky one, as she is expected to take absolutely no gumption from Cage (she’s no GI Jane trying to prove herself, it is just a given how awesome she is regardless of her gender) but also work at a disadvantage, considering that Cage keeps building up experience that she can never match.

Bill Paxton has more fun than any other actor this year as the sergeant in charge of Cage.  He kills it with a relish that suggests he has been waiting years for a role in which he can put Tom Cruise in his place.  Noah Taylor provides some expositional flavor as Dr. Carter, the only character that Cage and Vrataski can confide in regarding the time looping.

With a male and a female co-lead, it would seem inevitable that Edge of Tomorrow would throw romance into the mix.  That did not strike me as the best idea, as the relentlessness of the Mimics made it so that there really could not be enough time to focus on love.  Although, considering that Cage can always start over, he more or less had all the time in the world.  Unsurprisingly, spending the same day again and again with Rita leads Cage to fall in love with her.  So the real issue here with any potential romance is that she only has a day to develop feelings for him.  For the most part, EoT recognizes and abides by this limitation.  It does get around it a little bit in a way that may seem to be forcing the issue but is actually justified by the chemistry between Cruise and Blunt that is informed by the effect that Vrataski has on Cage during all his loops.  A final comparison to Groundhog Day is worth making: Phil Connors’ repetitions allow him to learn how to be the ultimately selfless person that everyone loves, while William Cage is in a lonely endeavor in which he knows that the fruits of his efforts may never be fully recognized by anybody. B+

2014 Emmy Ballot Reactions

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The 2014 Emmy ballot is out.  Before I post my nomination wish lists (and possibly predictions), here are my thoughts on some oddities and other points of interest:

-Mads Mikkelsen submitted as Lead for Hannibal after submitting as Supporting last year.  An argument could have been made either way for Season 1, but in Season 2 he was definitely a lead.  (Meanwhile, Laurence Fishburne was not even submitted.)
-Despite not even appearing in the last nine episodes, Rob Lowe STILL submitted as Lead for Parks and Recreation.
-Allison Tolman submitted as Supporting for Fargo, even though she’s arguably the main protagonist.
-Last year, Tatiana Maslany’s roles for Orphan Black were listed as “Sarah, Beth, others.”  This year, that was wisely expanded to “Sarah, Beth, Cosima, Rachel (and more).”  (Why didn’t she include Alison?)
Amy Schumer once again submitted as Supporting, even though she appears in every one of her show’s sketches, and her name is in the title.  Also, Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein for Portlandia, and Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele for Key & Peele, all submitted as Supporting, ignoring the fact that it is possible to have two leads in one show.  Maybe they are thrown off by the weirdness of sketch and alternative comedy performers competing against sitcom performers.  I mean, really, where does something like Comedy Bang! Bang! truly belong?  Maybe it is the collaborative ethos of improv comedy that led Scott Aukerman to submit as Supporting even though he’s the host of his show.*
-Several Mad Men regulars took advantage of the vagaries between the Supporting and Guest categories and submitted as Guest.  This is nothing new, but it was particularly egregious for Robert Morse in a year that Bert Cooper died and then had a posthumous song-and-dance number.
-Speaking of Guests who were really Supporting, Damon Wayans, Jr. is a regular now on New Girl.
-Miniseries do not have a Guest category, so folks like Key & Peele – who have only been in the last few episodes of Fargo – must enter as Supporting; meanwhile, fellow anthology series True Detective entered the Drama field, so Alexandra Daddario was able to opt for Guest.
-Here is the summary for Charles Grodin’s guest submission for Louie: “Dr. Bigelow is philosophical.” (All of the Louie guest summaries are wonderfully minimalist.)
The Neighbors’ Clara Mamet’s last name was misspelled as “Memet” (unless that was intentional and she’s trying to branch off from her famous family).

*-I have been told that this may be because performers on shows submitted in the Variety category are not allowed to submit in the Lead field. See this article: http://www.thewire.com/entertainment/2014/06/emmy-questions-why-is-amy-schumer-a-supporting-actress-for-inside-amy-schumer/372495/

Best Episode of the Season: Comedy Bang! Bang! Season 2

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Season Analysis: Season 2 of Comedy Bang! Bang! reached the heights of 2013 television as its absurd brand of deconstruction made it one of the best shows about putting on a show of all time.

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“Gillian Jacobs Wears a Red Dress with Sail Boats”
In playing around with the conventions of talk-based television, Comedy Bang! Bang! understands that effectiveness is achieved by specificity.  The ubiquity of Chris Hardwick hosting live recap shows is ridiculous, and it would be even more ridiculous if one of those recap shows were recapping a talk show (parody or regular).  Thus, the Comedy Talk! Talk! segment is spot-on and filled with crazy details (one of Hardwick’s guests will be Jacoby from the band Papa Roach, the winner of a Twitter-based contest will receive a “bucket of backyard bourbon burgers”).  It is not too of-the-moment, because it must be of-the-moment to effectively skewer the state of television.  “GJWaRDwSB” also gets a lot of mileage out of its parody flashback/flash-forward structure, going so far as stretching the gag out to a future beyond episode’s end, as “It Was Onions” (the in-universe name of the episode) completes the EGOT, with Adam Scott himself presenting the Tony, and then taking the flash-forward to the past, as time travelers head to the prehistoric era to present this episode for caveman Reggie Watts’ viewing pleasure.  There really is no opportunity to catch your breath with all the structure-breaking of this episode, as also exemplified by the “clip” from Gillian Jacobs’ “new movie,” which seems to be taking place backstage during this episode.  Finally, “GJWaRDwSB” is chock full of great performances, particularly from Jason Mantzoukas as vampire chef Emeril Luigi (actually Lugosi), who isn’t particularly monstrous or even a jerk.  He’s just professional and annoyed that Scott isn’t; you may think that, as a vampire, he would want your meats to be bloody, but he’s more concerned about cooking food properly, so as to avoid watery shits.

Best Episode of the Season: Futurama Season 7-B

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Season Analysis: Futurama was energized in its final batch of new episodes, adding a few new entries to its pantheon of all-time classics.

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TIE: “Murder on the Planet Express” and “Meanwhile”
Throughout its run, Futurama established a reputation for engaging both the head and the heart.  It explored legitimately engaging science fiction concepts and managed to be one of the most poignant animated series in television history.  I had to pick two episodes as the best of Futurama’s 2013 output, as they respectively exemplified these two major aspects. “Murder on the Planet Express” mish-mashed the trickery and paranoia of The Thing, The Game, and Alien in a nifty tale in which a trust-building exercise for the Planet Express crew quickly turns into a fight for survival as a hitchhiker turns out to be a murderous shape-shifting alien that mimics and eats the members of the crew one by one, and then it turns out this shape shifter was part of the trust exercise all along.
The series finale, “Meanwhile,” used a much simpler concept to achieve a much deeper emotional effect.  The Professor has invented a device that can send the user 10 seconds back in time.  Fry plans on using it to watch the sunset over and over as he proposes to Leela, but all the time-jumping goes awry and the device gets broken, thereby freezing time.  Fry and Leela are the only ones who remain unfrozen, and they live out an entire married life together, against the backdrop of the universe at the moment their marriage began.  Eventually, the Professor breaks through via some dimension-hopping and everything is reverted back to pre-10-second-time-travel shenanigans.  Fry and Leela will not remember this time together, but it surely remains in existence in some realm, just as Futurama itself bids us farewell but surely lives on in some way.

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 6/10/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea – “Problem”
2. Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
3. Nico & Vinz – “Am I Wrong”
4. John Legend – “All of Me”
5. Jason Derulo ft. Snoop Dogg – “Wiggle”
6. DJ Snake & Lil’ Jon – “Turn Down for What”
7. Pharrell – “Happy”
8. Calvin Harris – “Summer”
9. Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
10. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun”
11. Ed Sheeran ft. Pharrell – “Sing”
12. 5 Seconds of Summer – “She Looks So Perfect”
13. Disclosure ft. Sam Smith – “Latch”
14. Rixton – “Me and My Broken Heart”
15. MKTO – “Classic”
16. Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake – “Love Never Felt So Good”
17. Katy Perry – “Birthday”
18. Sia – “Chandelier”
19. Kongos – “Come With Me Now”
20. Pitbull ft. G.R.L. – “Wild Wild Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chandelier
2. Summer
3. Happy
4. Fancy
5. Come With Me Now
6. Latch
7. Turn Down for What
8. Stay With Me
9. Am I Wrong
10. Ain’t It Fun
11. Love Never Felt So Good
12. Birthday
13. Problem
14. Sing
15. All of Me
16. Wiggle
17. Wild Wild Love
18. She Looks So Perfect
19. Classic
20. Me and My Broken Heart

This Is A Movie Review: The Fault in Our Stars

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Based on the novel by John Green of the same name, The Fault in Our Stars did not make this reviewer cry (but I would happily admit it if it had).

As Hazel Grace Lancaster would have us believe, The Fault in Our Stars is the REAL version of a sad love story.  So why do the characters in this movie so often talk like no human being I’ve ever met?  (A particularly egregious example comes when Hazel throws out the neological insult “douche pants,” and everyone acts like it is the most clever phrase ever invented.)  And why are the relationships so ill-defined?  The chemistry between Shailene Woodley as Hazel and Ansel Elgort as Gus could be stronger. Their romance appears to be fated as soon as they meet in a cancer support group.  The problem is, Gus is too instantly enthralled by Hazel for it to ever really be clear why, and it doesn’t help that he is the epitome of too good to be true.  I appreciated that TFIOS was not a case of the female lead continuously and ridiculously insisting that she is too awkward for anyone to like her, but this version of instant perfect attraction did nothing to disabuse me of the notion that gradual realization of love is the best route to go with romance.

The actors were mostly fine, but they were hamstrung by a story that stuck to cliché while insisting that it was avoiding clichés.  The best performance comes from Willem Dafoe as Peter van Houten, the author of a novel beloved by Hazel because it so closely matches her own experience with cancer.  But the strength of Dafoe’s performance paradoxically hurts the film overall, because van Houten belongs in another movie entirely, and Dafoe’s conviction highlights that dissonance.  He is bizarrely villainous as a nihilist drunk.  His railing about how the world is an awful, awful place is so over-the-top that he would be more at home on something like American Horror Story, which at least knows how ridiculous it is.

The hype of The Fault in Our Stars has been that there is no way to avoid crying during it.  I was perfectly prepared for it to be a tearjerker, and I was theoretically fine with that, because all movies manipulate, so shamelessly eliciting an emotional response is not an automatic negative in my estimation.  But there was only one time during which I even barely choked up.  And it wasn’t like this was the sort of movie that I was just never going to connect with; I like romance, I like tearjerkers, and I like YA fiction.  I may not be the biggest fan of any of those genres, but I certainly do not dismiss them outright.  But TFIOS was just so predictable with its emotional moments.  I knew somebody was going to die, I knew this love was doomed, and not only that, Hazel and Gus (especially Gus) had either made peace with their fate or were in the process of doing so.  I may be in the minority on this lack of connection, and that would seem to be the case based on all the sniffles in the packed theater, but I wonder if those reactions were based on the connections that had already been established by the novel.  I have to believe that this story was told so much better in the book, because there is a profound connection to this story among its fan base that I just do not get based on the film version.  It is too messy and too accidentally strange and just does not go far enough for a story that insists it is so different. C

What Won TV? – June 1-June 7, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Silicon Valley
Monday – Louie
Tuesday – Fargo
Wednesday – Gael Monfils-Andy Murray, one of the strangest tennis matches ever
Thursday – It’s the series finale of Comedy Bang! Bang!, but there will be a new episode next week.
Friday – Jeopardy!
Saturday – Maria Sharapova-Simona Halep, one of the best Grand Slam finals in recent memory

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 6/7/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Paramore – “Ain’t It Fun
2. Katy Perry – “Birthday”
3. Calvin Harris – “Summer”
4. Ingrid Michaelson – “Girls Chase Boys”
5. Nico & Vinz – “Am I Wrong”
6. Phillip Phillips – “Raging Fire”
7. Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX – “Fancy”
8. Rixton – “Me and My Broken Heart”
9. Neon Trees – “Sleeping With a Friend”
10. Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake – “Love Never Felt So Good”
11. Sara Bareilles – “I Choose You”
12. Sia – “Chandelier”
13. John Legend – “All of Me”
14. Sam Smith – “Stay With Me”
15. Lorde – “Tennis Court”
16. Kongos – “Come With Me Now”
17. Ed Sheeran ft. Pharrell – “Sing”
18. Magic! – “Rude”
19. Demi Lovato – “Neon Lights”
20. Chvrches – “The Mother We Share”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Chandelier
2. Summer
3. Fancy
4. Come With Me Now
5. The Mother We Share
6. Stay With Me
7. Tennis Court
8. Am I Wrong
9. Sleeping With a Friend
10. Love Never Felt So Good
11. Ain’t It Fun
12. Birthday
13. Sing
14. All of Me
15. I Choose You
16. Rude
17. Neon Lights
18. Girls Chase Boys
19. Raging Fire
20. Me and My Broken Heart

Best Episode of the Season: American Dad! Season 10

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Season Analysis: American Dad! is getting to the point in its run when it is starting to repeat itself a little too often, but it still has enough awesome episodes every year to make you realize there is nothing else quite like it on television.

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“Familyland”
Nearly 50 years after his death, Walt Disney continues to be a fruitful source of satire, as demonstrated by American Dad! with Roy Family, the founder of the theme park Familyland, who had been frozen upon his death so that he could one day return to life should the denizens of his park no longer deserve to enjoy his creation.  But this episode wasn’t really about exposing the prejudices of one of America’s most beloved figures, at least not entirely.  “Familyland” was mostly an excuse for American Dad! to indulge its apocalyptic side, which is its best side.  A week after Mr. Family has sealed off all the exits, each section of the park has become a kingdom ruled by one of the Smiths.  The details of Cartoon City (ruled by Steve), Wild Wild Wild West World (ruled by Stan), Fairy Tale Land (ruled by Haley railing against the princess role model), and Outer Space Land (ruled by Roger, who inexplicably notes that this cheesy attraction got everything right) are thoroughly impressive.  American Dad! is one of the best animated shows ever in terms of understanding that it is a cartoon, and knowing that that means it can destroy its status quo whenever it feels like it and pretend like nothing happened the very next episode, and “Familyland” was the best example of that in Season 10.

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