What Won TV? – November 3-November 9, 2013

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – American Dad!
Monday – HIMYM
Tuesday – Trophy Wife for its 1st victory, maybe?
Wednesday – Key & Peele – all eyes were on McCringleberry’s thrusts
Thursday – Parenthood
Friday – Comedy Bang! Bang!, coming in exactly at 30 minutes
Saturday – High School USA!

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 11/9/13

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Everybody loves “Wake Me Up,” right?

Original Version
1. Avicii ft. Aloe Blacc – “Wake Me Up”
2. Lorde – “Royals”
3. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
4. Lady GaGa – “Applause”
5. Katy Perry – “Roar”
6. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
7. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
8. Emeli Sandé – “My Kind of Love”
9. Tegan and Sara – “Closer”
10. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
11. Paramore – “Still Into You”
12. Bruno Mars – “Gorilla”
13. Haim – “The Wire”
14. Travie McCoy ft. Gavin DeGraw – “Rough Water”
15. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness (Remix)”
16. Jason Derulo – “Marry Me”
17. Fall Out Boy – “Alone Together”
18. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
19. Robin Thicke ft. 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar – “Give It 2 U”
20. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Wake Me Up
2. Royals
3. Closer
4. The Wire
5. Give It 2 U
6. Demons
7. Summertime Sadness (Remix)
8. Sweater Weather
9. Wrecking Ball
10. Gorilla
11. Burn
12. Applause
13. Alone Together
14. Roar
15. Still Into You
16. Let Her Go
17. My Kind of Love
18. Counting Stars
19. Rough Water
20. Marry Me

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 11/5/13

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FUSE, VH1, #1, Agreement, blah blah blah.

Original Version
1. Lorde – “Royals”
2. Katy Perry – “Roar”
3. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
4. Avicii – “Wake Me Up”
5. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
6. Drake ft. Majid Jordan – “Hold On, We’re Going Home”
7. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
8. Lady GaGa – “Applause”
9. Mike WiLL Made It ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J – “23”
10. Jason Derulo – “Marry Me”
11. Britney Spears – “Work Bitch”
12. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
13. Eminem – “Survival”
14. Bruno Mars – “Gorilla”
15. Paramore – “Still Into You”
16. AWOLNATION – “Sail”
17. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
18. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness (Remix)”
19. Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran – “Everything Has Changed”
20. Selena Gomez – “Slow Down”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Sail
2. Wake Me Up
3. Royals
4. Work Bitch
5. Demons
6. Summertime Sadness (Remix)
7. Sweater Weather
8. Wrecking Ball
9. Gorilla
10. Hold On, We’re Going Home
11. Safe and Sound
12. Survival
13. Applause
14. Roar
15. Still Into You
16. Slow Down
17. 23
18. Counting Stars
19. Marry Me
20. Everything Has Changed

SNL Video Recap 11/2/13 Kerry Washington/Eminem

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Watch And/Or Listen to This: Trio’s “Da Da Da”

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Remember that Volkswagen commercial from about 15 years ago in which those two guys pick up that dirty couch on the side of the road?  And how we all loved it, in no small part thanks to its awesomely mellow song?  This week’s episode of American Dad! featured that song.  Oh, those Germans and their minimalism!

The Best Horror Movie Final Girls

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Halloween has come and gone, but I didn’t make a Halloween-based pop culture list.  So here’s one now: my selections for the best “final girls” in horror movie history.

5. Sally Hardesty (Marilyn Burns), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
A lot of final girls make it to the end by sheer random chance.  It may seem that way at first with Sally, but she is above all else a survivor.  Even when all she can do just to have a chance to make it out alive is scream, good God, does she scream.  The final shot of her covered in blood is the ultimate picture of just barely escaping the clutches of hell.
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4. Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis), Halloween
Laurie Strode proves the maxim that a hero is only as good as the villain.  Relentlessly pursued by the embodiment of pure evil, she proves just as relentless in defending herself and those she is in charge of.
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3. Erin Harson (Sharni Vinson), You’re Next
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subverts the expectations of the final girl by giving its heroine a background that has actually prepared her a classic horror movie scenario.  But preparation to fight back does not make it easy, even when you are successful.  Sharni Vinson’s bravura emotional display makes it clear how devastating killing is even when you are trained for it and even when it is in self-defense.
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2. Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), Alien
Ripley’s journey as final girl (or final woman, as it hardly feels appropriate to call an astronautical officer a girl) is the hero’s journey.  By the time she has expelled the Alien into space, she has graduated into full-on badass action hero.  Maybe it’s because I saw Alien 30 years after it came out, but it seemed like that side of her was always there in the first place.
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1. Nancy Thompson (Heather Langenkamp), A Nightmare on Elm Street
What earns Nancy Thompson the number one spot is that she fights back, but she must develop that ability to do so over the course of her ordeal.  She is the most imaginatively resourceful of any final girl, necessarily so.  Even when everyone else is denying the existence of Freddy Krueger, she is focused on figuring out the rules of a realm of existence beyond the normal.  When life suddenly becomes unbelievably strange, ignoring this new reality might mean death, and Nancy instinctively realizes this more than just about any other movie character ever.
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SNL Recap 11/2/13 Kerry Washington/Eminem

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But who will play Miley?

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Good on SNL for addressing this issue and being essentially clever about it, but it was kind of a catch-22 if the show was going to be the one addressing it.  So Al Sharpton’s assurance that nothing was learned was the only way to end it. B+

Kerry Washington’s Monologue
I didn’t even blink when Bobby called Kerry “Olivia.”  Predictable.  Amusing enough. B-

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What Won TV? – October 27-November 2, 2013

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Masters of Sex (Although I did hear that The Good Wife was a real game-changer.)
Monday – How I Met Your Mother (I should be watching at least one other Monday show in a few weeks.)
Tuesday – Awkward.
Wednesday – “I’ll have what I’m having!” – Key & Peele
Thursday – The Eric André Show
Friday – Comedy Bang! Bang!
Saturday – I’m going to go with just a single SNL sketch for this day – “Ice Cream.”

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 11/2/13

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See above.

Original Version
1. Lorde – “Royals”
2. Avicii ft. Aloe Blacc – “Wake Me Up”
3. Lady GaGa – “Applause”
4. Katy Perry – “Roar”
5. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
6. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
7. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
8. Emeli Sandé – “My Kind of Love”
9. Paramore – “Still Into You”
10. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness (Remix)”
11. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
12. Tegan and Sara – “Closer”
13. Robin Thicke ft. 2 Chainz and Kendrick Lamar – “Give It 2 U”
14. Haim – “The Wire”
15. Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran – “Everything Has Changed”
16. Bruno Mars – “Gorilla”
17. Jason Derulo – “Marry Me”
18. Britney Spears – “Work Bitch”
19. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
20. Travie McCoy ft. Jason Mraz – “Rough Water”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Wake Me Up
2. Royals
3. Closer
4. The Wire
5. Give It 2 U
6. Work Bitch
7. Demons
8. Summertime Sadness (Remix)
9. Sweater Weather
10. Wrecking Ball
11. Gorilla
12. Applause
13. Roar
14. Still Into You
15. Let Her Go
16. My Kind of Love
17. Counting Stars
18. Everything Has Changed
19. Rough Water
20. Marry Me

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 10/29/13

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FUSE-VH1 #1 Agreement Alert (This is happening a lot lately.)

Original Version
1. Lorde – “Royals”
2. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
3. Katy Perry – “Roar”
4. Avicii – “Wake Me Up”
5. Eminem – “Survival”
6. Drake ft. Majid Jordan – “Hold On, We’re Going Home”
7. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
8. Lady GaGa – “Applause”
9. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
10. Mike WiLL Made It ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, and Juicy J – “23”
11. Britney Spears – “Work Bitch”
12. Bruno Mars – “Gorilla”
13. Jason Derulo – “Marry Me”
14. Eminem – “Berzerk”
15. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
16. Paramore – “Still Into You”
17. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness (Remix)”
18. AWOLNATION – “Sail”
19. Selena Gomez – “Slow Down”
20. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Sail
2. Wake Me Up
3. Royals
4. Work Bitch
5. Demons
6. Berzerk
7. Summertime Sadness (Remix)
8. Wrecking Ball
9. Gorilla
10. Hold On, We’re Going Home
11. Burn
12. Safe and Sound
13. Survival
14. Applause
15. Roar
16. Still Into You
17. Slow Down
18. 23
19. Counting Stars
20. Marry Me

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