Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 8/20/13

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I’m back at school, so I don’t know how often or even if I’ll be able to regularly watch Fuse Top 20, but I’ll be checking the countdown online, and still posting my thoughts each week. I can’t stop.

Original Version
1. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
2. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
3. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
4. Avicii – “Wake Me Up”
5. Anna Kendrick – “Cups”
6. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
7. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
8. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
9. One Direction – “Best Song Ever”
10. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness Remix”
11. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
12. Lorde – “Royals”
13. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
14. Selena Gomez – “Come & Get It”
15. Hunter Hayes – “I Want Crazy”
16. Phillip Phillips – “Gone, Gone, Gone”
17. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
18. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
19. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
20. Karmin – “Acapella”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. Wake Me Up
5. Royals
6. Come & Get It
7. I Need Your Love
8. Blurred Lines
9. Same Love
10. Safe and Sound
11. Summertime Sadness Remix
12. Cups
13. Treasure
14. Acapella
15. Love Somebody
16. Counting Stars
17. Best Song Ever
18. Gone Gone Gone
19. I Want Crazy
20. The Other Side

Will I Ever Think Aubrey Plaza Deserves an Emmy?

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This may seem like a silly thing to ask, since it is something that I am in control of – I am not decrying the fact that the Television Academy has never honored Aubrey, but that I myself have never thought she quite deserved that honor.  But it is not so silly when one considers how serious I am when I wonder what would happen if I were in charge of the Emmy winners.  Aubrey Plaza’s performance as April Ludgate on Parks and Recreation is undoubtedly unique and entertaining enough to garner multiple Emmy nominations, which she has not received, but which she would have received if I had been in charge.  She is SO unique and SO entertaining that when viewed independently of all other contenders, I do not know how I could ever vote against her.  But there are other strong contenders in the Supporting Actress in a Comedy field, and the way that competition has played out suggests that the fates are simply not in Aubrey’s favor.

Here’s a year-by-year breakdown of how the race would have played out if I were in charge:

-2009: I did not watch Parks and Rec‘s first season, nor does it seem like I ever necessarily should.  From what I can gather from the episode synopses, April did not yet play that big a role anyway.

-2010: “I would be completely behind the absurdly idiosyncratically deadpan Aubrey Plaza winning here,” I wrote … “if not for Jane Lynch.”  Once upon a time, Glee was a halfway decent show and Sue Sylvester was more or less the best character on TV for a year.

-2011: Glee wasted no time in beginning its descent into oblivion, and Jane Lynch was harmed by her show’s decline more than anyone else in the cast.  “This would have made room for Aubrey,” I reasoned, “except that Alison Brie became even more essential to Community,” a show which had quickly become the best on TV.  (It’s possible that Alison was already that good in Season 1, and I just didn’t completely notice at the time.)

-2012: Another year of Community at the top of its game, another year of Alison Brie blowing my mind.  Further against Aubrey’s favor, I finally realized exactly what Alison’s co-star Gillian Jacobs was doing.  “[O]h how I wish I could also pick Aubrey,” I screamed.

-2013: The marked decline of Community should have cleared the way right for Aubrey … except that I believed (unlike a lot of critics) that Parks declined even more than Community. However, April was actually the least harmed during Season 5.  But, though she was never bad, she did not often enough get the screen time to be great.  This year has been wacky enough that I would actually be in favor of Toks Olagundoye of The Neighbors , an excellent performer on an otherwise decent-to-merely good show.

So, Aubrey’s most consistently major competition has been Alison Brie.  Thus, for her to break through and be number one for the year, then likely at least one of two things will need to happen:

1. Community will need to remain in decline.

2. Community will need to be cancelled before Parks and Recreation.

With the returns of Dan Harmon and Chris McKenna, Number 1 is now less likely.  So that leaves us with Number 2, which not only seems possible but probable, considering how Community is perpetually on the bubble.  But somehow it keeps surviving, and if there is a bump in quality, it may even be more likely to survive again (Dan Harmon vowed at Comic-Con that he was going to “do everything [he] can to get us the sixth season”).  And Parks and Recreation is not too far above the bubble itself, really.  I guess the solution here is … A TIE!

Now, onto the real Emmys and making that tie an actual occurrence!  I know plenty of people who would enjoy the sight of Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaza standing next to each other.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 8/17/13

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Justin Timberlake wins this round of the Michael Jackson Countdown.

Original Version
1. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
2. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
3. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
4. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
5. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
6. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
7. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
8. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
9. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
10. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
11. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
12. Walk Off the Earth – “Red Hands”
13. Train ft. Ashley Monroe – “Bruises”
14. Anna Kendrick – “Cups”
15. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
16. Justin Timberlake – “Take Back the Night”
17. P!nk ft. Lily Allen – “True Love”
18. Paramore – “Still Into You”
19. Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran – “Everything Has Changed”
20. Passenger – “Let Her Go”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. I Need Your Love
5. Blurred Lines
6. Same Love
7. Safe and Sound
8. Take Back the Night
9. Red Hands
10. Still Into You
11. Cups
12. Treasure
13. Let Her Go
14. Love Somebody
15. True Love
16. Brave
17. Counting Stars
18. Everything Has Changed
19. The Other Side
20. Bruises

Watch And/Or Listen To This: FIAT 500L – “Italian Invasion”

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It’s my first time spotlighting a commercial in my “Watch And/Or Listen to This” feature.  And what has compelled me to break tradition?  Well, I think I may be in love: the redhead with the face like Malin Åkerman’s has stolen my heart.  (The midriff-baring blonde isn’t too bad, either. [Interestingly enough, most of the YouTube are enamored with the raven-haired donna in the blue dress.])  Also, there’s a T. Rex song.

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 8/13/13

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Fuse-VH1 #1 Agreement Alert is back, because you know, Song of the Summer logic and all. It’s official now: http://www.vulture.com/2013/08/your-2013-song-of-summer-is.html

Original Version
1. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
2. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
3. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
4. One Direction – “Best Song Ever”
5. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
6. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
7. Anna Kendrick – “Cups”
8. Avicii – “Wake Me Up”
9. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
10. Selena Gomez – “Come & Get It”
11. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
12. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
13. Hunter Hayes – “I Want Crazy”
14. Phillip Phillips – “Gone Gone Gone”
15. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
16. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
17. P!nk ft. Nate Ruess – “Just Give Me a Reason”
18. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness Remix”
19. Karmin – “Acapella”
20. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. Wake Me Up
5. Come & Get It
6. Mirrors
7. I Need Your Love
8. Blurred Lines
9. Same Love
10. Safe and Sound
11. Summertime Sadness Remix
12. Cups
13. Treasure
14. Just Give Me a Reason
15. Acapella
16. Love Somebody
17. Best Song Ever
18. Gone Gone Gone
19. I Want Crazy
20. The Other Side

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 8/10/13

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The real longevity story here is “Radioactive.” Wow.

Original Version
1. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
2. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
3. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
4. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
5. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
6. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
7. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
8. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
9. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
10. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
11. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
12. Train ft. Ashley Monroe – “Bruises”
13. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
14. Walk Off the Earth – “Red Hands”
15. Florida Georgia Line ft. Nelly – “Cruise (Remix)”
16. Anna Kendrick – “Cups”
17. Paramore – “Still Into You”
18. Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran – “Everything Has Changed”
19. Johnnyswim – “Heartbeats”
20. P!nk ft. Lily Allen – “True Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. I Need Your Love
5. Blurred Lines
6. Same Love
7. Safe and Sound
8. Red Hands
9. Still Into You
10. Cups
11. Treasure
12. Love Somebody
13. True Love
14. Heartbeats
15. Brave
16. Counting Stars
17. Everything Has Changed
18. Cruise (Remix)
19. The Other Side
20. Bruises

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 8/6/13

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Can we have a law that in the future comedy has to be done by comedians?

Original Version
1. One Direction – “Best Song Ever”
2. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
3. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
4. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
5. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
6. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
7. Selena Gomez – “Come & Get It”
8. Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran – “Everything Has Changed”
9. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
10. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
11. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
12. Hunter Hayes – “I Want Crazy”
13. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
14. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
15. Ariana Grande ft. Mac Miller – “The Way”
16. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
17. P!nk ft. Nate Ruess – “Just Give Me a Reason”
18. Phillip Phillips – “Gone Gone Gone”
19. Karmin – “Acapella”
20. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. Come & Get It
5. Mirrors
6. I Need Your Love
7. Blurred Lines
8. Same Love
9. Safe and Sound
10. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
11. Treasure
12. Just Give Me a Reason
13. Acapella
14. Love Somebody
15. Best Song Ever
16. Gone Gone Gone
17. Everything Has Changed
18. I Want Crazy
19. The Other Side
20. The Way

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 8/3/13

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VH1-Fuse #1 Agreement Alert Have Taken Over My Blog

Original Version
1. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
2. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
3. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
4. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
5. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
6. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
7. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
8. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
9. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
10. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
11. Train ft. Ashley Monroe – “Bruises”
12. Florida Georgia Line ft. Nelly – “Cruise (Remix)”
13. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
14. Walk Off the Earth – “Red Hands”
15. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton – “Can’t Hold Us”
16. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
17. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
18. Johnnyswim – “Heartbeats”
19. Kelly Clarkson – “People Like Us”
20. Paramore – “Still Into You”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. Mirrors
5. Same Love
6. I Need Your Love
7. Blurred Lines
8. Safe and Sound
9. Red Hands
10. Still Into You
11. Can’t Hold Us
12. Treasure
13. People Like Us
14. Love Somebody
15. Heartbeats
16. Brave
17. Counting Stars
18. Cruise (Remix)
19. The Other Side
20. Bruises

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 7/30/13

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Fuse-VH1 #1 Agreement Alert Just Can’t Stop.

Original Version
1. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
2. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
3. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
4. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
5. Panic! at the Disco ft. Lolo – “Miss Jackson”
6. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
7. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
8. Selena Gomez – “Come & Get It”
9. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
10. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
11. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
12. Ariana Grande ft. Mac Miller – “The Way”
13. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
14. P!nk ft. Nate Ruess – “Just Give Me a Reason”
15. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
16. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”
17. Phillip Phillips – “Gone Gone Gone”
18. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
19. Icona Pop – “I Love It”
20. Mariah Carey ft. Miguel – “#Beautiful”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. I Love It
5. Come & Get It
6. Mirrors
7. Same Love
8. I Need Your Love
9. Blurred Lines
10. #Beautiful
11. Safe and Sound
12. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
13. Miss Jackson
14. Treasure
15. Just Give Me a Reason
16. Love Somebody
17. Counting Stars
18. Gone Gone Gone
19. The Other Side
20. The Way

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 7/27/13

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VH1-Fuse #1 Agreement Alert, Part 3

Original Version
1. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
2. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
3. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
4. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
5. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
6. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
7. Florida Georgia Line ft. Nelly – “Cruise (Remix)”
8. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
9. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
10. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
11. Train ft. Ashley Monroe – “Bruises”
12. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Ray Dalton – “Can’t Hold Us”
13. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
14. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
15. Hanson – “Get the Girl Back”
16. Kelly Clarkson – “People Like Us”
17. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
18. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
19. Johnnyswim – “Heart Beats”
20. Walk Off the Earth – “Red Hands”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. Mirrors
5. Same Love
6. I Need Your Love
7. Blurred Lines
8. Safe and Sound
9. Red Hands
10. Can’t Hold Us
11. Treasure
12. Get the Girl Back
13. People Like Us
14. Heart Beats
15. Love Somebody
16. Brave
17. Counting Stars
18. Cruise (Remix)
19. The Other Side
20. Bruises

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