An Analysis of the Characters of Community According to the Personality Types of Dr. Helen Fisher

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I recently came across the theories of Dr. Helen Fisher, an anthropologist who believes that there are four broad personality styles and that each of these styles corresponds to a particular organic chemical. Fisher has primarily applied this research to romantic love, or interpersonal attraction more generally. She has worked as the scientific adviser to Chemistry.com, for which she developed a personality test to determine individuals’ unique mix of these personality styles. Dr. Fisher emphasizes that everyone has some elements of each style, but that individuals’ personalities are primarily determined by the two styles (the primary and the secondary) that they display more of than the others. I am somewhat wary of any personality theory that attempts to explain everyone and everything, but I find myself attracted to Dr. Fisher’s research because it does not purport to fully explain individuals and it allows for the fact that people are a mix of personality types, even if they have one type that is most prevalent. After reading her book Why Him? Why Her? Finding Real Love By Understanding Your Personality Type, I have found myself analyzing everyone I know according to Fisher’s personality styles.  So, I thought, why not do an analysis of the characters of Community, one of my favorite TV shows of all time?

Here are the four personality styles and the chemicals that they correspond to (all quotes are from Fisher, Dr. Helen, Why Him? Why Her? Finding Real Love By Understanding Your Personality Type, Holt Paperbacks: 2009):

EXPLORER (Corresponding Chemical: Dopamine) – “Explorers express a constellation of related traits. They are intensely curious and unusually creative. They are restless, energetic and spontaneous, often impulsive. They are willing to risk a great deal to pursue their many interests, and they get bored easily when not absorbed in something that intrigues them. They tend to be optimistic, irreverent and autonomous. Explorers are adaptable; they can play many different roles. Most are liberal in their political views, flexible in their personal lives and generous with their money, time and ideas. And Explorers crave novelty.” (Pgs. 44-45) Explorers tend to be attracted to other Explorers.

BUILDER (Corresponding Chemical: Serotonin) – “Builders tend to be loyal and conscientious; duty, respectability and proper moral conduct are particularly important to them.  Builders are also conventional; they admire and follow social norms and customs.  They respect authority, follow rules and enjoy making plans and keeping schedules.  They think concretely; Builders are often literal, detail-oriented and orderly, as well as cautious but not fearful.  They tend to be social.  And Builders are generally superb at managing people – at work, in the family and in their various social circles.” (Pg. 65) Builders tend to be attracted to other Builders.

DIRECTOR (Corresponding Chemical: Testosterone) – “These men and women speak their mind.  They are direct, tough-minded and decisive.  Yet before they make a decision, they examine their choices thoroughly and unemotionally.  Directors admire self-control; they are analytical, skeptical and exacting.  Directors are independent, too.  And they must achieve.  Indeed, they enjoy competing to get to the top.  Therefore, many are pragmatic, focused and daring.  Directors can also be inventive, as well as mechanically or mathematically skilled.  Oddly, many are musical, particularly adept at understanding the structure of music.  Others are highly skilled at spatial games, from football to chess.  And many Directors have a heroic side; they are the men and women who dash into a burning building to save a stranger.” (Pg. 84) Directors tend to be attracted to Negotiators.

NEGOTIATOR (Corresponding Chemical: Estrogen) – “[Negotiators are] imaginative and theoretical.  [They are] also unassuming, agreeable, and intuitive.  [They feel] deep compassion for … family and friends, and for the less fortunate …  [They are] talented at handling people, too, as well as emotionally expressive; [they share their] feelings.  [They are] good with words … [Negotiators see] the big picture: [thinking] contextually, holistically, synthetically.” (Pg. 104) Negotiators tend to be attracted to Directors.

So if you have ever heard that opposites attract but also that like attracts like and wondered which one it is, well, when it comes to Dr. Fisher’s personality styles, the answer is both – it just depends on who you are talking about.  If it is Directors and Negotiators, then opposites tend to attract; with Explorers and Builders, like tends to attract like.

So, finally let’s consider the characters of Community and see what Dr. Fisher’s research can tell us about the personalities and relationships of our favorite Greendale Human Beings:

Jeff – NEGOTIATOR/Director
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Jeff Winger is a leader who can rouse a small army (a Director quality), but what is his default mode?  Silent and brooding and/or composing text messages.  That is to say, he is most likely to be found lost in thought or figuring out the perfect way to put his words together – qualities typical of the Negotiator.  Jeff’s once and future career as a trial lawyer is an ideal Negotiator profession, as it requires strong oratorical skills.  A way with words can be used for ambition (and Jeff does use it that way to a degree, corresponding with his secondary Director style), but most Winger speeches are utilized to make people feel better and find a solution that works for everyone – a “for the greater good” strategy typical of Negotiators.  Even when Jeff’s speeches are used for bullshit purposes, they are made up of meaningful, useful truths – a pattern that was established right from the pilot (“you are all better than you think you are,” “I hereby pronounce you a community”).  Jeff may be ambitious like a Director (he has a reservation for one at Morty’s Steakhouse), but his more prominent Negotiator qualities (feeling a connection to everyone [it’s called chemistry – he has it with everybody]) has led to friendship sticking itself in the path of his ambitions.

Annie – DIRECTOR/Negotiator
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Annie is the most direct and the most obviously ambitious of the group – classic Director.  She also tends to be the most emotional, and emotion is typically associated with the Negotiator – but it is not so much that Negotiators are more emotional as much as they are more emotionally nuanced.  Annie can have nuanced reactions to emotionally heightened situations, but she is more likely to scream, or scream and run through a glass door.  Annie’s secondary Negotiator side is more noticeable in her hopeless romanticism.  You may think that that romantic quality is prominent enough to make Negotiator her primary style, but these styles are determined by ratios within the individual as opposed to compared to others.  I.e., Annie might be more of a Negotiator than a lot of other people, but she is more of a Director than a Negotiator.  You always know where you stand with Annie, and she demands the same of everyone else, a bluntness that not everyone is always able to reciprocate, as when Jeff can’t give her a straight answer when she demands, “Either you want me or you don’t.  What’s it gonna be?”  Interestingly enough, this difference is actually what has attracted Annie and Jeff to each other.  She admires his coolness, he admires her drive, and they bring out those qualities in each other – that’s basically the premise of the debate prep scene in “Debate 109.”

Abed – DIRECTOR/Negotiator
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It has been speculated, though never confirmed, that Abed is somewhere on the autism spectrum, likely on the Asperger’s end.  Whether or not he is diagnosable, he does display several traits of spectrum, traits that are also related to being a Director.  He has a singular way of living that he does not budge from.  He filters everything through the lens of movie and TV, which is for him a lot easier to understand than the messiness of real people, as he makes clear when he zings Jeff in “Anthropology 101.”  But despite his disadvantages, he has a knack for making genuine connections with people, thus Negotiator is his secondary style.  He may see his life as a movie or TV show, but he always focuses on the characters.  He made his birthday an homage to a movie that was about two guys having a conversation, for crying out loud!  How much more deeply emotionally connective can you get?!  Abed and Annie, as  DIRECTOR/Negotiator buddies,  have had some attraction and a sweet friendship, but if stuck together for too long, they tend to drive each other crazy, as in “Virtual Systems Analysis.”  Perhaps unsurprisingly then, Abed and Annie have a similar connection with Jeff.  Abed and Jeff have had some of the most profound conversations of any pair of the group, as seen most strikingly in “Contemporary American Poultry” and “Critical Film Studies.”

Britta – EXPLORER/Negotiator
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“That woman is a hurricane.”  Britta is the prototypical Explorer, impulsive enough to drop out of high school because she thought it would impress Radiohead.  She is exceedingly liberal.  This liberalness extends to her finances, as made clear in “Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking.”  But that is not to say she is foolish, just perhaps a little excessively generous, unsurprising as Explorers tend to be champions of a host of social causes.  With Britta, the range of her activism is wide to the point of parody.  She is her own harshest critic when it comes to how successful an activist she is, but perhaps it is just that her Explorer side is tempered by her secondary style of the Negotiator.  “Underneath all that clown makeup, she’s a good kid.”  Despite often rubbing people the wrong way, she is ultimately a people pleaser.

Troy – NEGOTIATOR/Director
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Troy Barnes is a leader, but a reluctant one.  He was destined to be the repairman that repairs man, but he preferred to put off adulthood a little while longer and watch TV with his friends.  In “Heroic Origins,” we saw him as the football captain that everyone wanted to hang around, but it was clear on his face that such was not his natural state.  Troy’s default mode is having fun, and making sure everyone else is having fun, but if need be, he can take charge and spring into action when called upon, as in “Epidemiology,” “For a Few Paintballs More,” or even “Cooperative Calligraphy.”  There was a bit of a rivalry brewing between Troy and Jeff in Seasons 2 and 3, and perhaps that is because they are actually just so similar, and fit for the same roles.  Although he does not get as many chances to show it, Troy can be as strong an orator as the other Negotiator in the group, with his pep talk to Annie in “Mixology Certification” more powerful than many a Winger speech.

Shirley – BUILDER/Negotiator
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As the most outwardly religious and accordingly the one most concerned about following rules, Shirley is the Builder of the group.  This goes along with her concern for public appearances and social standing, as when she attempts to hide her alcoholic past in “Mixology Certification” or when she complains that everyone is “judging her like Judy” when she reveals her secret in “Intro to Felt Surrogacy.”  Her Builder qualities almost take her to the point of proselytizing, but they are thankfully tempered by her Negotiator qualities.  It may take a bit of effort, but she is willing to accept everyone’s differences when she realizes that insisting on the morally right path is not necessarily the best idea if not everyone agrees what that right path is.  This is seen most poignantly in “Comparative Religion” when she stops insisting on the traditions of Christmas and decides that she just needs to have Jeff’s back in his struggle with Mike the bully and most hilariously in “Studies in Modern Movement” when she and Britta have another religion vs. atheism fight but ultimately find a common enemy.  And the value of Shirley’s morals should not be discounted, as they can be used to bring her friends back to reality, as when she keeps Jeff from going off the rails in his attempt to understand Blade in “Origins of Vampire Mythology.”

Pierce – EXPLORER/Director
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Pierce represents the restless spirit and curiosity of the Explorer, in his decades as a student at Greendale.  He could have just lived off his money and done nothing, but instead he chose a path that most in his socioeconomic status would have never considered.  He is gregarious and everyone’s friend, or at least he tries to be.  He has a taste for the avant-garde and the risqué (though he doesn’t really understand them).  I am not entirely sure about Pierce’s secondary personality style.  I’m leaning towards Director, as he fancies himself a leader of men, with a “look at me now, Dad” complex.  But he occasionally breaks out a nugget of wisdom, displaying the wordsmith sytlings of the Negotiator (“Home Economics,” “Beginner Pottery,” “Herstory of Dance,” “Economics of Marine Biology”).

Dean – EXPLORER/Builder
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“This better not awaken anything in me,” Dean Craig Pelton says about a video of a person in a dalmatian costume, in only the tenth episode ever of Community.  But it is clear by his delivery that he would be perfectly happy if something were to be awakaned.  And by season’s end – if not sooner – it does.  The Dean’s Explorer characteristics are most obvious in his enthusiastic array of costume choices and his expressive, unique sexuality.  Judging by his crush on Jeffrey, one could assume that he is gay, but he is a prime example of a person whose sexuality is not so easily labeled (after all, he wore a wedding ring in the pilot, although that may just have been an abandoned characteristic).  Vice Dean Laybourne came up with a potential solution to the label problem by coining the much more inclusive term “pansexual imp.”  The Dean has a unique mix of primary and secondary styles, as Builders tends to be incompatible with Explorers.  But while he may flout tradition in his personal life, he is very concerned about when it comes to running Greendale.  He is conscientious about being in good standing with the Greater Greendale Community, always certain to know where his school stands in its rivalry with City College.  This thorough love goes to its logical absurd conclusion in “Documentary Filmmaking: Redux,” but the nature of the Dean’s breakdown in that episode is all Explorer.

Chang – DIRECTOR/Explorer
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Ben Chang is a leader, and he is going to be a leader whether or not anyone else realizes it.  As a power-drunk Spanish teacher, or a power-hungry security guard, or an insurgent ruler of Greendale, or a mole for City College, Chang is always in control, or at least, always trying to be.  He is most like a Director in that he always does things his way, and if you doubt the truth of that statement, he will make it clear to you directly and straightforwardly.  Like an Explorer, the things he does his way are completely insane – forcing his students to dress in ladies’ pantsuits, painting his skin for an elf costume for Dungeons & Dragons when nobody asked him to, playing a keytar solo as introduction to a bomb explosion, Changnesia can perhaps be generously described as performance art.  As Chang demonstrates, a DIRECTOR/Explorer mix can be quite explosive, as the Explorer side can be bizarre and off-putting, and the Director side will make no excuses for it.

Any thoughts or re-evaluations regarding my analysis?  Any analyses regarding any secondary or tertiary characters at Greendale?

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 9/3/13

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Summer’s over?

Original Version
1. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
2. Avicii – “Wake Me Up”
3. Lady GaGa – “Applause”
4. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
5. Lorde – “Royals”
6. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
7. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
8. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
9. Anna Kendrick – “Cups”
10. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness (Remix)”
11. One Direction – “Best Song Ever”
12. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
13. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
14. Paramore – “Still Into You”
15. Phillip Phillips – “Gone Gone Gone”
16. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
17. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
18. Hunter Hayes – “I Want Crazy”
19. Big Sean ft. Lil’ Wayne and Jhené Aiko – “Beware”
20. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Wake Me Up
4. Radioactive
5. Royals
6. I Need Your Love
7. Blurred Lines
8. Same Love
9. Safe and Sound
10. Applause
11. Summertime Sadness (Remix)
12. Still Into You
13. Cups
14. Treasure
15. Love Somebody
16. Beware
17. Counting Stars
18. Best Song Ever
19. Gone Gone Gone
20. I Want Crazy

Community Season 4 Re-evaluation

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I recently finished re-watching Season 4 of Community on DVD (with commentary!), which means it is time to compare my original opinions of each episode to my current opinions.  For each one, I have indicated whether my evaluation has gone up, down, or sideways (i.e., about the same).

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1. “History 101” – Sideways.  Some good stuff here, but way too overstuffed. B+
2. “Paranormal Parentage” – Down.  The characterization is fine, but pretty much nothing happens. Original Grade: B+ Current Grade: B, maybe
3. “Conventions of Space and Time” – Sideways, but tempered.  Perfectly enjoyable, but I may have been guilty of grade inflation. Original Grade: A- Current Grade: B+ (But who knows, I might adjust that back up again.)
4. “Alternative History of the German Invasion” – Sideways.  A few bafflingly bad choices, but this one has a promising premise, and some legitimately funny moments. B
5. “Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations” – Sideways.  Perhaps the one episode where my feelings remain pretty much exactly the same. A-
6. “Advanced Documentary Filmmaking” – Down.  I interpreted this one in a way that gave it credit that it may or may not have deserved.  But Changnesia was stupid, and there were times when it was amusing, but only when it was acknowledged as stupid; this episode didn’t acknowledged it that way enough. Original Grade: A- Current Grade: B (B+ on a good day)
7. “Economics of Marine Biology” – Up.  “Marine Bio” just seemed so insignificant.  Now I realize it did very little wrong, a great boon in the small mistake-plagued Season 4. Original Grade: B+ Current Grade: A Higher B+
8. “Herstory of Dance” – Sideways (but with a grade adjustment) BRING BACK BRIE LARSON! Original Grade: B+ (with a promise that it might be upgraded) Current Grade: A-
9. “Intro to Felt Surrogacy” – Down.  I loved the premise, loved the set-up, loved the initial follow-through, but they really didn’t stick the landing.  I excused the ending at the time, saying that the loose ends could be resolved over the rest of the season; that wasn’t really deserved.  I really don’t know how much I like this episode. Original Grade: (Conditional) A Current Grade: ?
10. “Intro to Knots” – Down.  I really liked Annie’s explanation that the obligation is the gift.  But other than that, this episode was so confused. Original Grade: B+ Current Grade: I’ll go with B, but I probably wouldn’t have trouble saying B-.
11. “Basic Human Anatomy” – Sideways. A few silly moments, but there’s a lot to bite into here. A-
12. “Heroic Origins” – Down.  This was more of an anti-origin story than an origin story, but the landing making that clear wasn’t stuck cleanly. There’s still some grist for the mill, though. Original Grade: A- Current Grade: B+
13. “Advanced Introduction to Finality” – Up.  I know some people hate this one, and I’ve heard their arguments, but, man, I just don’t get it.  I don’t have to make any excuses to have fun with it. B+

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 8/31/13

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The countdown has got the Labor Day blues.

Original Version
1. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
2. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
3. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
4. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
5. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
6. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
7. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
8. Anna Kendrick – “Cups”
9. Justin Timberlake – “Take Back the Night”
10. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
11. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
12. P!nk ft. Lily Allen – “True Love”
13. Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran – “Everything Has Changed”
14. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
15. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
16. Paramore – “Still Into You”
17. Walk Off the Earth – “Red Hands”
18. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness (Remix)”
19. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
20. Lady GaGa – “Applause”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. I Need Your Love
5. Blurred Lines
6. Same Love
7. Safe and Sound
8. Applause
9. Red Hands
10. Summertime Sadness (Remix)
11. Take Back the Night
12. Still Into You
13. Let Her Go
14. Cups
15. Treasure
16. Love Somebody
17. True Love
18. Counting Stars
19. The Other Side
20. Everything Has Changed

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 8/27/13

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A #1 debut? There you go again, FUSE.

Original Version
1. Lady GaGa – “Applause”
2. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
3. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
4. Avicii – “Wake Me Up”
5. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
6. Lorde – “Royals”
7. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
8. Anna Kendrick – “Cups”
9. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
10. One Direction – “Best Song Ever”
11. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness Remix”
12. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
13. Paramore – “Still Into You”
14. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
15. Hunter Hayes – “I Want Crazy”
16. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
17. Phillip Phillips – “Gone, Gone, Gone”
18. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
19. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
20. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. Wake Me Up
5. Royals
6. I Need Your Love
7. Blurred Lines
8. Same Love
9. Safe and Sound
10. Summertime Sadness Remix
11. Applause
12. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
13. Still Into You
14. Cups
15. Treasure
16. Love Somebody
17. Counting Stars
18. Best Song Ever
19. Gone, Gone, Gone
20. I Want Crazy

Watch And/Or Listen to This: Funkadelic’s “Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow”

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I was on Rap Genius, checking out the entry for Janelle Monáe’s “Q.U.E.E.N.”  It mentioned as a possible influence Funkadelic’s “Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow.”  With a title like that, I was defenseless.  This might be the grooviest shit ever.  Also, part of it kind of sounds like Cheech and Chong’s “Basketball Jones.”

Watch And/Or Listen to This: Serena Ryder’s “Stompa”

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What can I say?  I love blues rock.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 8/24/13

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First time in a while I agree with #1, I believe.

Original Version
1. Zedd ft. Foxes – “Clarity”
2. Robin Thicke ft. T.I. and Pharrell – “Blurred Lines”
3. Bruno Mars – “Treasure”
4. Maroon 5 – “Love Somebody”
5. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop”
6. Capital Cities – “Safe and Sound”
7. Calvin Harris ft. Ellie Goulding – “I Need Your Love”
8. Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”
9. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
10. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
11. Jason Derulo – “The Other Side”
12. Anna Kendrick – “Cups”
13. Justin Timberlake – “Take Back the Night”
14. Walk Off the Earth – “Red Hands”
15. Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran – “Everything Has Changed”
16. P!nk ft. Lily Allen – “True Love”
17. Paramore – “Still Into You”
18. Train ft. Ashley Monroe – “Bruises”
19. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
20. Lana Del Rey vs. Cedric Gervais – “Summertime Sadness (Remix)”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Clarity
2. We Can’t Stop
3. Radioactive
4. I Need Your Love
5. Blurred Lines
6. Same Love
7. Safe and Sound
8. Take Back the Night
9. Red Hands
10. Summertime Sadness (Remix)
11. Still Into You
12. Cups
13. Treasure
14. Let Her Go
15. Love Somebody
16. True Love
17. Counting Stars
18. Everything Has Changed
19. The Other Side
20. Bruises

You’re Next Review

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You’re Next starts off slow, almost to the point that I worried it was going to lose its target audience entirely. Luckily, there is something going on, just not what is to be expected based on the gore-heavy (nearly gore-exclusive) trailers. An upper-middle-class family reunites in a Mansion in the Woods, and the barely hidden tension comes out in supremely bitchy fashion. It’s basically (and here’s your pull quote right here) a comedy of manners interrupted by a horror movie.

Erin (played by Step Up 3D‘s Sharni Vinson), a girlfriend meeting the family, turns out to be unexpectedly equipped to respond to the home invasion. The explanation for this characterization is both logical and timely. As the buzz indicates, You’re Next is heavily subversive of the home invasion genre. Whenever a trope is subverted, a logical explanation is provided for why it is subverted, and whenever a trope is played straight, a logical explanation is provided for why it is played straight.

(GENERALLY SPOILER-ISH INFORMATION IN THIS PARAGRAPH. I’m not giving anything completely away, but this is information I’m glad I didn’t know beforehand.)  In the last 30 minutes or so, as Erin really doubles down in her fighting back, You’re Next decides to travel back to the 80’s with an awesome John Carpenter-style synth score. Interestingly enough, You’re Next may owe less to something like The Strangers than it does to a certain crime movie from the 40’s (quite possibly the best crime movie of all time – or at least the best noir crime movie of all time). You know how I said it’s a comedy of manners interrupted by a horror movie? Well, it’s really more of a crime movie disguised as horror. And the twists keep on coming right through to the end. There’s almost a final twist that would have been a little too bleak for most audiences’ tastes, but that is quickly averted by a different, not quite as bleak, twist. And all these final twists are punctuated by perfect pitch-black humor, particularly Erin’s recapping of the details of her fighting back. (END SPOILERS)

The cast is mostly made up of your favorite indie filmmakers (Joe Swanberg, Ti West, Amy Seimetz in a role quite different than Upstream Color), several of whom my brother knows, and the aforementioned Sharni Vinson. Now, I unabashedly love Step Up 3D, but that’s because of the dancing and the 3D, and in spite of the acting. The acting in Step Up 3D could have been worse, but it was unimpressive enough to make me worry that Sharni might be a liability to You’re Next. Well, I owe her an apology, because she rightfully deserves a place among Heather Langenkamp and Sigourney Weaver as one of the best horror heroines who fight back of all time. A

Re-Selecting the VMA’s Videos of the Year

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The 2013 VMA’s are airing tomorrow night, Sunday, August 25, and instead of working on the fool’s errand of predicting the winners, I will be going through all of the past Video of the Year winners and determining if the appropriate choice was made or if the Moonman should have gone to another nominee.  There have been some deserving Video of the Year winners, but not every year.  But in general, there has been at least one good nominee.  Here we go:

1984: WINNER: The Cars – “You Might Think”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Michael Jackson – “Thriller” – Giant Ric Ocasek is plenty amusing, but it’s not the best music video of all time.

1985: WINNER: Don Henley – “The Boys of Summer”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers – “Don’t Come Around Here No More” – Alice in Wonderland homages are a dime a dozen, but they don’t often come much more memorable than Tom Petty as the Mad Hatter.

1986: WINNER: Dire Straits – “Money for Nothing”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: “Money for Nothing” – Tough competition from “Take on Me” and “Addicted to Love,” but MTV was thankfully willing to reward MTV-targeted satire.

1987: WINNER: Peter Gabriel – “Sledgehammer”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: “Sledgehammer” – Quite possibly my choice for best music video of all time, “Sledgehammer” is the apotheosis of visual wit and imagination.

1988: WINNER: INXS – “Need You Tonight/Mediate”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: “Need You Tonight/Mediate” – Michael Hutchence delivered sex appeal and a Bob Dylan homage that was even better than the original.

1989: WINNER: Neil Young – “This Note’s for You”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Fine Young Cannibals – “She Drives Me Crazy” – I love Neil Young, but “This Note’s for You” has not had the legacy of one of the great minimalist clips of all time.

1990: WINNER: Sinéad O’Connor – “Nothing Compares 2 U”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: “Nothing Compares 2 U” – Emotionally, understatedly wrenching.  Totally manipulative, but in an absolutely lovely way.

1991: WINNER: R.E.M. – “Losing My Religion”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Deee-Lite – “Groove is in the Heart” – Tough call, here.  (“Wicked Game” was also a worthy contender.)  I feel like “Losing My Religion” is a better song than video, but perhaps I am a bit blinded by all the colors of Deee-Lite.

1992: WINNER: van Halen – “Right Now”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Nirvana – “Smells Like Teen Spirit” – “Right Now” is quite clever and sometimes just plain old silly, which is to say, it has a spot among great videos, but it’s no “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”

1993: WINNER: Pearl Jam – “Jeremy”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: “Jeremy” – The music video may be the best visual art form for social commentary with an artsy sensibility.

1994: WINNER: Aerosmith – “Cryin'”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Beastie Boys – “Sabotage” – We enjoyed the Thelma & Louise-style adventures of Liv Tyler and Alicia Silverstone, but not as much as the 70’s cop show adventures of Mike D, Ad-Rock, and MCA.

1995: WINNER: TLC – “Waterfalls”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Weezer – “Buddy Holly” – “Waterfalls” had some cool FX, but no Fonzie.

1996: WINNER: The Smashing Pumpkns – “Tonight, Tonight”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Bone Thugs-n-Harmony – “Tha Crossroads” – A mostly unmemorable year.  At least “Tha Crossroads” had some directorial style.

1997: WINNER: Jamiroquai – “Virtual Insanity”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: “Virtual Insanity” – Neat camera tricks make for some weirdly cool dance moves.

1998: WINNER: Madonna – “Ray of Light”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: “Ray of Light” – A batch of good, but not great, nominees, with “Ray of Light” winning points for bringing visuals with an EDM sensibility to a mainstream video.

1999: WINNER: Lauryn Hill – “Doo Wop (That Thing)”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN:Korn – “Freak on a Leash” – There once was a time when the viewpoint of a bullet was “in,” and kind of deservedly so.

2000: WINNER: Eminem – “The Real Slim Shady”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN:D’Angelo – “Untitled (How Does It Feel)” – Marshall Mather’s videos are often funny, but they don’t have closeups of a naked man’s ear.

2001: WINNER: Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mýa, and P!nk – “Lady Marmalade”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Fatboy Slim – “Weapon of Choice” – It may have been surprising 12 years ago, but it is no longer a shock that it is more fun to watch Christopher Walken’s dancing than those four ladies’.

2002: WINNER: Eminem – “Without Me”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: The White Stripes – “Fell in Love with a Girl” – The attention to detail in the craft of an all-LEGO video cannot be ignored.

2003: WINNER: Missy Elliott – “Work It”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: “Work It” – One of Missy’s wild yet technically impressive dance clips had to be awarded at some point.

2004: WINNER: OutKast – “Hey Ya!”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: “Hey Ya!” or Jay-Z – “99 Problems” – “Hey Ya” is more fun and accessible, but the expressionistic “99 Problems” really sticks with you.

2005: WINNER: Green Day – “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell – “Drop It Like It’s Hot” or Kanye West – “Jesus Walks” – Tough call.  Snoop’s B&W clip might be the best minimalist video of all time, but “Jesus Walks” was the start of some incredible ambition.

2006: WINNER: Panic! at the Disco – “I Write Sins Not Tragedies”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dani California” A fun homage to RHCP’s influences should have edged out P!atD’s colorful cast of characters.

2007: WINNER: Rihanna ft Jay-Z – “Umbrella”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Justice – “D.A.N.C.E.” – RiRi left us with quite a striking image, but Justice’s chameleonic T-shirts were the most original idea of the year.

2008: WINNER: Britney Spears – “Piece of Me”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: The Ting-Tings – “Shut Up and Let Me Go” – Awarding Britney for one of her lesser videos is the biggest VMA embarrassment in recent history.  But it was slim pickings among what was nominated.  The Ting-Tings stick out with their kaleidoscopic mix of colorful backgrounds and finger triangles.

2009: WINNER:Beyoncé – “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Kanye West – “Love Lockdown” – Sorry, Kanye, but Beyoncé actually had one of the most overrated videos of the decade.  Your own video was much better.

2010: WINNER: Lady GaGa – “Bad Romance”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Lady GaGa ft. Beyoncé – “Telephone” – How can you not go with the more insane GaGa clip?

2011: WINNER: Katy Perry – “Firework”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Tyler, the Creator – “Yonkers” – The fact that Tyler’s mini-horror movie was even nominated (and won for Best New Artist) is enough of an accomplishment.  Too bad the actual winner went to the boring “Firework” from the otherwise entertaining Katy Perry.

2012: WINNER: Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love”/SHOULD HAVE BEEN: Gotye ft. Kimbra – “Somebody That I Used to Know” – A solid video was guaranteed to win in one of the best groups of nominees in VMA history, but that still doesn’t excuse the fact that Gotye was not THE winner.

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