Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 2/5/13

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Speaking of Ke$ha, did y’all see Puppy Ke$ha on Conan Monday night?

Original Version
1. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
2. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
3. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
4. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
5. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
6. Justin Timberlake ft. Jay-Z – “Suit & Tie”
7. Swedish House Mafia – “Don’t You Worry Child”
8. Maroon 5 – “Daylight”
9. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
10. A$AP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar – “F**kin’ Problems”
11. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
12. P!nk – “Try”
13. Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj – “Beauty and a Beat”
14. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
15. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
16. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
17. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
18. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
19. Ke$ha – “C’Mon”
20. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Little Talks
2. Locked Out of Heaven
3. Girl on Fire
4. C’Mon
5. Try
6. Thrift Shop
7. It’s Time
8. Home
9. Ho Hey
10. Sweet Nothing
11. I Knew You Were Trouble
12. Don’t You Worry Child
13. Suit & Tie
14. F**kin’ Problems
15. Scream & Shout
16. Catch My Breath
17. Don’t Stop the Party
18. Beauty and a Beat
19. Daylight
20. Hall of Fame

Best 2013 Super Bowl Commercials

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My initial feeling was that 2013 was the worst year for Super Bowl commercials I could remember.  After reviewing the crop, I realized that there were several at-least-half-decent entrants.  One big reason I thought it was a bad year at first was because I was at a loud party, and I could hardly hear any of the first half commercials.  Interestingly enough, though, I was mostly able to enjoy my choices for the best over the din of the party without needing a re-watch to confirm their worthiness.  While this year actually ultimately did have plenty of good ones, it may have had more bad ones than any other year.  But I won’t go into detail on that, because I don’t like doing worst-of lists.

I was worried that this list was going to be made up of just some pretty good selections, but then came the last commercial of the game, which was something else…

1. Samsung – “The Next Big Thing”
With Seth Rogen and Paul Rudd, this just seemed like an Apatovian scene, which would have worked well enough for me, but I understand that bothers some people.  But then Bob Odenkirk strolled in, and it’s like, “Oh, it’s something more.”  Odenkirk always kills it as an executive, and he leavens the meta nature of the bit, which could be annoying, but managed to be dutifully satirical.  Also, my brother has a friend from college named “Sam Song.”

2. Tide – “Miracle Stain”
What a triumph of minimalist, well-structured storytelling.  What a terrible wife, and what a great punchline.

3. Best Buy – “Asking Amy”
“Are we in the cloud now?!”
Rather small-scale for a Super Bowl commercial, but when considered just as any commercial, Super Bowl or not, well, then, obviously, it’s great.  Typically, commercials are seen many times over, so it’s ideal if  it has maximum replay value.  Amy Poehler asking wittily goofy questions to a sales rep?  Most def maximum replay value.

4. Go Daddy – “Perfect Match”
It got people talking.  That’s what an effective commercial does.

5. Kia – “Space Babies”
Above all else, worth it for the shot of the astronaut babies of various species walking out on the platform.

As I said, I don’t like worst-of lists, so instead of picking the worst commercial, I’ll pick the Most Eh? Commercial.  And that would be the Coke chase.  What was that?  Come on.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 2/2/13

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Synthesizers made out of cherrywood

Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
2. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
3. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
4. P!nk – “Try”
5. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
6. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
7. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
8. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
9. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
10. Hunter Hayes – “Wanted”
11. Maroon 5 – “Daylight”
12. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
13. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
14. Neon Trees ft. Kaskade – “Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)”
15. Matchbox Twenty – “Overjoyed”
16. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Stars”
17. Lifehouse ft. Natasha Bedingfield – “Between the Raindrops”
18. Jason Mraz – “93 Million Miles”
19. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
20. Gavin DeGraw – “Soldier”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Locked Out of Heaven
2. Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)
3. Girl on Fire
4. Try
5. It’s Time
6. Sweet Nothing
7. Home
8. Ho Hey
9. I Knew You Were Trouble
10. I Will Wait
11. Wanted
12. Scream & Shout
13. Stars
14. Don’t Stop the Party
15. Catch My Breath
16. Daylight
17. Soldier
18. 93 Million Miles
19. Overjoyed
20. Between the Raindrops

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/29/13

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I can’t wait to see Warm Bodies.

Original Version
1. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
2. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
3. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
4. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
5. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
6. Swedish House Mafia – “Locked Out of Heaven”
7. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
8. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
9. Nicki Minaj ft. Justin Bieber – “Beauty and a Beat”
10. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
11. P!nk – “Try”
12. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
13. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
14. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
15. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
16. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
17. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
18. fun. – “Some Nights”
19. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
20. Ed Sheeran – “The A Team”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Little Talks
2. Locked Out of Heaven
3. Diamonds
4. Girl on Fire
5. Try
6. It’s Time
7. Home
8. I Cry
9. Ho Hey
10. Thrift Shop
11. Sweet Nothing
12. Some Nights
13. I Knew You Were Trouble
14. Don’t You Worry Child
15. Scream & Shout
16. The A-Team
17. Catch My Breath
18. Don’t Stop the Party
19. Beauty and a Beat
20. Hall of Fame

Jmunney’s 2012 Oscar Prediction Contest

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It’s time for another Oscar contest presented by Jmunney.  The ceremony will air at 8:00 PM Eastern Standard Time on Sunday, February 24, on ABC.  This particular contest is of the simple pick the winners variety.  In the event of a tie in any category, anyone who picked any one of the winners in that category will receive full credit.

The winner will receive a video of me congratulating that winner on his or her win that will be sent to that person and posted on YouTube.

The list of nominees appears below.  To enter the contest, predict the winner in each category and e-mail your predictions to me at jmunneyoscarcontest@gmail.com.  (Note the new e-mail address this year.)  All entries must be received by 7:59 (Eastern) on Sunday, February 24, 2012.  (And don’t forget to enter the Alternative Oscar Contest as well.)

Best Picture
Amour
Argo
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Django Unchained
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

Lead Actor
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight

Lead Actress
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Emmanuelle Riva, Amour
Quvenzhané Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Naomi Watts, The Impossible

Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, Argo
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Phillip Seymour Hoffman, The Master
Tommy Lee Jones, Lincoln
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained

Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, The Master
Sally Field, Lincoln
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
Helen Hunt, The Sessions
Jacki Weaver, Silver Linings Playbook

Director
Michael Haneke, Amour
Ang Lee, Life of Pi
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild

Adapted Screenplay
Chris Terrio, Argo
Lucy Alibar and Benh Zeitlin, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Tony Kushner, Lincoln
David Magee, Life of Pi
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook

Original Screenplay
Michael Haneke, Amour
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Wes Anderson and Roman Coppola, Moonrise Kingdom
John Gatins, Flight
Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty

Documentary Feature
5 Broken Cameras
The Gatekeepers
How to Survive a Plague
The Invisible War
Searching for Sugar Man

Documentary Short
Inocente
Kings Point
Mondays at Racine
Open Heart
Redemption

Animated Feature
Brave
Frankenweenie
ParaNorman
The Pirates! Band of Misfits
Wreck-It Ralph

Foreign Language Film
Amour (Austria)
Kon-Tiki, (Norway)
No (Chile)
A Royal Affair (Denmark)
War Witch (Canada)

Film Editing
Argo
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

Cinematography
Anna Karenina
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall

Production Design
Anna Karenina
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Lincoln

Animated Short
Adam and Dog
Fresh Guacamole
Head over Heels
Maggie Simpson in The Longest Daycare
Paperman

Live Action Short
Asad
Buzkashi Boys
Curfew
Death of a Shadow (Dood van een Schaduw)
Henry

Visual Effects
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Life of Pi
Marvel’s The Avengers
Prometheus
Snow White and the Huntsman

Sound Mixing
Argo
Les Misérables
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Skyfall

Sound Editing
Argo
Django Unchained
Life of Pi
Skyfall
Zero Dark Thirty

Costume Design
Anna Karenina
Les Misérables
Lincoln
Mirror Mirror
Snow White and the Huntsman

Makeup
Hitchcock
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Les Misérables

Original Score
Dario Marianelli, Anna Karenina
Alexandre Desplat, Argo
Mychael Danna, Life of Pi
John Williams, Lincoln
Thomas Newman, Skyfall

Original Song
“Before My Time,” by J. Ralph, Chasing Ice
“Everybody Needs A Best Friend,” by Walter Murphy and Seth MacFarlane, Ted
“Pi’s Lullaby,” by Mychael Danna and Bombay Jayashri, Life of Pi
“Skyfall,” by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth, Skyfall
“Suddenly,” by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Herbert Kretzmer, and Alain Boublil, Les Misérables

SNL Video Recap January 26, 2013: Adam Levine/Kendrick Lamar

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SNL Recap January 26, 2013: Adam Levine/Kendrick Lamar

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Cold Opening – Obama and MLK
Why did the crowd applaud wildly for Kenan as MLK?  This seemed like a wasted opportunity, but not completely, thanks to Kenan’s delivery of “another one of my famous DREAMS” and the unexpectedly pointed comment about the lack of black magicians. B-

Adam Levine’s Monologue
It was more fun than funny to see Andy Samberg, Cameron Diaz, and Jerry Seinfeld, though they did get in some good gags.  “I could ask myself the same question” was quite the retort, and Jerry’s description of Adam and himself as less Jewish than their names was illuminating.  The idea that Adam needed to be coached at comedy made sense. B

Rosetta Stone
I guess this was a funny premise, but, just, you know, nothing beyond the obvious happened.  Kenan is really underrated as a straight man, though. B-

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Best of 2012 Lists Update

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Due to a focus on grad school applications, my remaining Best of 2012 posts (albums, music videos, movies) will be posted later than initially planned. Expect them by some time in February.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/26/13

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VH1 and FUSE agreement alert.

Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
2. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
3. P!nk – “Try”
4. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
5. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
6. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
7. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
8. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
9. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
10. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
11. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
12. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Stars”
13. Hunter Hayes – “Wanted”
14. Matchbox Twenty – “Overjoyed”
15. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
16. Maroon 5 – “Daylight”
17. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
18. Neon Trees ft. Kaskade – “Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)”
19. Lifehouse ft. Natasha Bedingfield – “Between the Raindrops”
20. Jason Mraz – “93 Million Miles”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Locked Out of Heaven
2. Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)
3. Girl on Fire
4. Try
5. It’s Time
6. Sweet Nothing
7. Home
8. Ho Hey
9. I Knew You Were Trouble
10. I Will Wait
11. Wanted
12. Scream & Shout
13. Stars
14. Don’t Stop the Party
15. Catch My Breath
16. Daylight
17. 93 Million Miles
18. Overjoyed
19. Between the Raindrops
20. Hall of Fame

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/22/13

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This and that- and whoozy- whatzit … “Don’t” …

Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
2. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
3. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
4. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
5. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
6. Swedish House Mafia – “Don’t You Worry Child”
7. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
8. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
9. Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj – “Beauty and a Beat”
10. P!nk – “Try”
11. A$AP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar – “F**kin’ Problems”
12. Psy – “Gangnam Style”
13. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
14. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
15. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
16. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
17. fun. – “Some Nights”
18. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
19. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
20. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Little Talks
2. Locked Out of Heaven
3. Diamonds
4. Try
5. Gangnam Style
6. It’s Time
7. Home
8. I Cry
9. Ho Hey
10. Thrift Shop
11. Sweet Nothing
12. Some Nights
13. I Knew You Were Trouble
14. F**kin’ Problems
15. Don’t You Worry Child
16. Scream & Shout
17. Catch My Breath
18. Don’t Stop the Party
19. Beauty and a Beat
20. Hall of Fame

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