‘Insidious: The Red Door*’ Review (*Should We Say ‘Red Door’ the Way That Danny Torrance Says ‘Red Rum’?)

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What to Expect When You’re Insidious (CREDIT: Screen Gems)

Starring: Ty Simpkins, Patrick Wilson, Sinclair Daniel, Rose Byrne, Andrew Astor, Hiam Abbass, Lin Shaye

Director: Patrick Wilson

Running Time: 107 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: July 7, 2023 (Theaters)

As someone whose favorite color is red, I resent what the latest Insidious has to say about bloody-looking entryways. It literally demonizes red doors! (Or at least one red door in particular.) And then it blots it out with black, which was my favorite color when I was a youngster, but now I’m wary of it because it catches the sun’s rays thoroughly.

Anyway, I’m glad to see Patrick Wilson make his directorial debut, and I’m also happy that death couldn’t keep a certain someone from making a return appearance.

Grade: 2.5 Lams out of 5 Berts

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 7/7/23

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Working that last miracle (CREDIT: TBS/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Insidious: The Red Door (Theaters)
The YouTube Effect (Theaters)

TV
Celebrity Family Feud Season Premiere (July 9 on ABC)
The $100,000 Pyramid Season Premiere (July 9 on ABC)
Miracle Workers: End Times Season Premiere (July 10 on TBS) – Mad Max vibes this time around.
The Afterparty Season 2 Premiere (July 12 on Apple TV+)
-The ESPYs (July 12 on ABC)
What We Do in the Shadows Season 5 Premiere (July 13 on FX)

Music
-PJ Harvey, I Inside the Old Year Dying

Sports
-U.S. Women’s Open (July 6-9 on USA and NBC) – The ladies are golfing at Pebble Beach.