‘Love Me’ Keeps Things Sociable

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CREDIT: Bleecker Street/Screenshot

Starring: Kristen Stewart, Steven Yeun

Directors: Sam and Andy Zuchero

Running Time: 92 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: January 31, 2025 (Theaters)

Love Me convinced me that maybe I should only follow Instagram accounts run by smart tech devices. There’s a scene early on where the weather buoy voiced by Kristen Stewart and the satellite voiced by Steven Yeun fill up their pages, and their posts offer the sort of hallucinatory wisdom that only machines-that-are-kinda-like humans can provide.

The second half of the movie isn’t quite as delightful, though I did come out of the theater loving myself, so I guess it did its job. Although I guess it’s worth noting I already had a positive relationship with myself before the movie began, so maybe on second thought, it doesn’t really earn that praise. Also, the buoy calls itself “Me,” so maybe the “Me” in the title doesn’t refer to a pronoun.

Grade: 50.77778194 Iams out of 78.50178 Mes

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 1/31/25

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Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Companion (Theaters)
Dog Man (Theaters)
Love Me (Theaters) – An experimental flick starring Kristen Stewart and Steven Yeun.

TV
-67th Grammys (February 2 on CBS) – Trevor Noah hosts again.
-52nd Saturn Awards (February 2 on ElectricNOW and The Roku Channel – Hosted by Joel McHale for the third year in a row.

Music
-Geologist & D.S., A Shaw Deal – I think this is a super-duo.
-The Weeknd, Hurry Up Tomorrow