‘Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie’ the Review* (*-a Review)

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Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie the Screenshot (CREDIT: NEON)

Starring: Matt Johnson

Director: Matt Johnson, Jay McCarroll, Jared Raab

Running Time: 100 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: February 13, 2026 (Theaters)

Yes, it’s true what you’ve heard: you can achieve nirvana while watching Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie. Or maybe that should be spelled “nirvanna” (double-n) like it is in the title? Either way, if you share even a smidgen of moviegoing DNA with me, chances are high that you will feel tremendously in-the-moment. You’ll immediately want to go back in time so that you can see it for the first time all over again, and you’ll also want to travel ahead in time so that you can see it for the second, fourth, and fiftieth times as soon as possible, all while keeping your consciousness in the present-day of a raucous theater.

Grade: Infinity Nirvannas out of Infinity Bands out of Infinity Shows out of Infinity Movies

‘BlackBerry,’ Eh?

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Which one’s Berry? (CREDIT: IFC Films)

Starring: Jay Baruchel, Glenn Howerton, Matt Johnson, Saul Rubinek, Michael Ironside, Rich Sommer, SungWon Cho, Cary Elwes, Michelle Giroux, Mark Critch

Director: Matt Johnson

Running Time: 121 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: May 12, 2023 (Theaters)

I’m a BlackBerry Boy now! But only when it comes to the movie, not the phone, of course. Could you imagine, though? I’m making a motion for Research in Motion to stage a miraculous comeback in 2023! But let’s be kinder to each other this time around, please.

BlackBerry Beret!

Anyway, Jay Baruchel and Glenn Howerton were pretty much perfectly cast in this, and that’s all there is to it.

Grade: Fine Canadian Manufacturing