Are they such great Heights? (CREDIT: Warner Bros./Screenshot)

Starring: Margot Robbie, Jacob Elordi, Hong Chau, Shazad Latif, Alison Oliver, Martin Clunes, Charlotte Mellington, Owen Cooper, Vy Nguyen

Director: Emerald Fennell

Running Time: 136 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: February 13, 2026 (Theaters)

Would I like to live in Wuthering Heights, specifically the version of the property as seen in the Emerald Fennell-directed Cinematic 2026 Version? Well, of course I must caution that I’m dispositionally allergic to all that dreary English weather. But on the other hand, it’s so horny up there! And also squishy and magnificently tactile (in a horny way). And so bright, too. Lots of red. Furthermore, I promise I wouldn’t let my story turn out as tragically as that of Cathy and Heathcliff. So it could mostly work out for me. Anyway, the movie was pretty good. Fabulous set design and costumes and such.

Grade: 7 Cathys out of 10 Heathcliffs, Plus an Avid Sprinkling of Isabella