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Shall We Venture Through ‘They Will Kill You’?

April 2, 2026

jmunney Cinema, Movie Reviews Angus Sampson, Heather Graham, James Remar, Kirill Sokolov, Myha'la, Paterson Joseph, Patricia Arquette, They Will Kill You, Tom Felton, Zazie Beetz Leave a comment

Lookin’ alive (CREDIT: Warner Bros./Screenshot)

Starring: Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, Myha’la, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, Angus Sampson, James Remar

Director: Kirill Sokolov

Running Time: 94 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: March 27, 2026 (Theaters)

They Will Kill You primarily takes place in a hotel, so I can’t help but ask: Would I like to live in Hotel TWKY (even if just for a little bit)? Well, its calling card isn’t exactly promising, as it’s apparently built on a foundation of human sacrifice. So that’s not great. Even worse, it lets in hardly any natural light. I suppose that making my way through such hardships could build character. But life is already hard enough on its own!

Bangin’ soundtrack, though.

Grade: 131 Impalements out of 177 Bisections

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Heading into the Christmas break, it seemed like I had a lot more new movies to catch up on than usual. Or maybe it was actually a normal amount, and I was just cataloging my filmgoing plans a little more closely than I typically do. Either way, it took me about a month, but I’ve finally checked off everything that was on my to-watch list. So let’s run down some quick thoughts on all of them!

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