Shall We Venture Through ‘They Will Kill You’?

April 2, 2026

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Lookin’ alive (CREDIT: Warner Bros./Screenshot)

Starring: Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, Myha’la, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, Angus Sampson, James Remar

Director: Kirill Sokolov

Running Time: 94 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: March 27, 2026 (Theaters)

They Will Kill You primarily takes place in a hotel, so I can’t help but ask: Would I like to live in Hotel TWKY (even if just for a little bit)? Well,  its calling card isn’t exactly promising, as it’s apparently built on a foundation of human sacrifice. So that’s not great. Even worse, it lets in hardly any natural light. I suppose that making my way through such hardships could build character. But life is already hard enough on its own!

Bangin’ soundtrack, though.

Grade: 131 Impalements out of 177 Bisections

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 3/27/26

March 27, 2026

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Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
–The AI Doc: Or How I Became an Apocaloptimist (Theaters)
–Alpha (Theaters) – Directed by Julia Ducournau.
–Forbidden Fruits (Theaters) – I didn’t give this a great review, but I’ll still recommend it, since it’s sufficiently unique.
–They Will Kill You (Theaters)

TV
–Jeopardy! YouTube Edition (March 31 on YouTube)

Music
-Various Artist, Help(2) (Released March 6) – A charity album with an interesting lineup.
-Courtney Barnett, Creature of Habit
-Flea, Honora
-The New Pornographers, The Former Site Of
-Raye, THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE
-Robyn, Sexistential
-Snail Mail, Ricochet

Sports
-College Basketball Crown (April 1-5 on Fox Sports and FOX) – I don’t usually pay terribly close attention to the non-March Madness college basketball tournaments, but Rutgers is in this one this year.

jmunney’s Top Cinematic Choices for March 2026

March 2, 2026

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Setting the tone for some good movies in March (PHOTO CREDIT: Dustin Rabin)

They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for March 2026:

undertone: A horror movie in which all the scares are derived from audio recordings – probably best to go in blind.

You can experience undertone in theaters starting on March 13.

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