The Playlist Blog Post

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Taking a cue from Rolling Stone and its recent “Playlist Issue” (RS 1119 – 12/9/2010), I have decided to come up with a playlist of my own:
THE GREAT FEMALE ROCK VOCALISTS.
Rock ‘n’ roll is stereotypically a male domain, so it is always nice when a talented lady breaks through.  It is no surprise that there are women out there who can pull off the high-pitched screams of rock music, but it is doubly impressive when those same women can pull off the attitude required for such music.  I have taken notice of several noteworthy chanteuses in my years of musical connoisseurship, so much so that I would one day like to record an album of covers of songs originally performed by great female rock singers.  The songs on this playlist are among the sort of songs I would include on that album.

Pat Benatar – “Heartbreaker”
In her career, Pat Benatar was more often pop princess than she was rock queen, but when she was rocking, she was incomparable, obviously reaching her apex with “Heartbreaker.”  The trilling in “born to be-e-e-e-e” is enough to set your ear on fire, and the guitar playing of her husband Neil Giraldo makes for quite the partnership.

Heart – “Crazy on You”
Interestingly enough, I consider “Barracuda” to be Heart’s best song, even though I believe that “Crazy on You” is the best showcase of Ann Wilson’s vocals and of Nancy Wilson’s strumming.  Those bursts of “Crazy!” could only have come from a singer with one of the richest, deepest, fullest voices of all time.

Jefferson Airplane – “White Rabbit”
This entire song is little more than a slow build to Grace Slick belting out “Feed your head” at the end.  But, of course, that is a hell of a conclusion to build up to.

Paramore – “The Only Exception”
Most songs on this list have a signature line in which these ladies belt it out for all their worth.  In “The Only Exception,” that line is “I’ve got a tight grip on reality,” in which Hayley Williams makes it clear that she is the female rock voice to be taken seriously, in case you hadn’t noticed.

Florence + the Machine – “Heavy in Your Arms”
It turns out that even in rock music, violin accompaniment is quite the powerful addition for a lady singer.  In the case of “Heavy in Your Arms,” that power is best described as leaden.  With each declaration of “heavy,” you can just feel Florence Welch dropping under all the weight she carries, yet somehow simultaneously rising above it.

Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
Grace Potter & the Nocturnals are not quite like any other artist in the musical world.  One simply does not hear any rock bands this brassy, this rootsy, this down-and-dirty anymore, at least not any fronted by a woman.  And it’s not like there were any rock ‘n’ roll bands completely like them at any time anyway.  They are quite the hodgepodge: Grace has a fashion sense more akin to Tina Turner as opposed to her rock goddess forebears, while the mustachioed nocturnals are a more nattily dressed Lynyrd Skynyrd.  Anyway, in “Paris,” Grace’s screeching counterpointed with irresistably face-melting riffage (or a well-timed drumbeat) is rock music perfection.

Bat for Lashes – “What’s a Girl to Do?”
Natasha Khan – proof that you don’t need to belt it out to be a rock girl.  If you are comfortable with being on stage, but not comfortable using your lungs’ full force whilst on stage, then that’s okay.  You may have to go with the indie route, but for some talents, that is the only appropriate way to go.

Janis Joplin – “Piece of My Heart”
The title says it all.

Metric – “Eclipse (All Yours)”
Well, look at that – two songs from the Twilight: Eclipse soundtrack on the same playlist.  When Emily Haines announces that she is “all yours,” it is right on the edge of annoyingly cutesy and delightful ear candy.  Thankfully, it remains firmly on the side of an aural tickling.  She is hard to characterize, as her uniqueness is subtle, and not in-your-face like much of rock music.

Kelly Clarkson – “Already Gone”
I am stretching my category here, as I would consider Kelly a pop, and not even pop-rock, singer.  But her style does bear some influences of rock predecessors, particularly Pat Benatar.  I would like to see the original American Idol’s career head in a more rocking direction, but if she instead continues to put out ballads on the level of “Already Gone,” then that’s okay too.

Björk – “Human Behaviour”
With a strong electronic presence and otherwise wildly varied use of instrumentation, Björk barely qualifies as a rock singer.  But she could be a straight-up rock singer if she wanted to be.  Taking her songs’ vocal rhythms in whatever directions she wants to take them in, she is able to hit whatever notes she wants to hit, whenever, and as often, as she wants to hit them.

SNL Recap December 18, 2010: Jeff Bridges/Eminem and Lil’ Wayne

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Christmas Eve in Washington, D.C.
Well, there you go. Sticking with the political angle for the opening, but actually doing something out of the ordinary with it. It is clear that the writers have plenty of material on Obama, Hilary, Rahm, Pelosi, and Biden, but the focus has lately been getting fuzzy when they try to make a sketch around it. The solution, apparently: keep it simple. B+

Jeff Bridges’ Monologue
It was a treat to see Cookie Monster appear, though I imagine folks who weren’t familiar with his campaign to host found it only about half as amusing as those who were familiar found it to be. It was beautiful that Jeff introduced him as his buddy who’s always wanted to be on the show. The two of them singing “Silver Bells” wasn’t particularly funny, but it was surreal (as with much of what is actually on Sesame Street). Who else was thinking of the time Isaac Asimov and Crystal Gayle sang the same? By the way, I think Jeff broke the record for longest time between two successive hosting appearances, a title previously held by, I believe, Drew Barrymore.  (Update: It turns out that Sigourney Weaver broke the record for longest gap when she hosted this past January, and the previous record-holder had been Madeline Kahn.  So, as far as I can surmise, the order for longest gaps goes: 1. Jeff Bridges [27 years], 2. Sigourney Weaver [24 years], 3. Madeline Kahn [18 years], 4. Drew Barrymore [17 years].) B+

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VH1 Top 40 Music Videos of 2010

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Top 20 Countdown is taking a few end of the year weeks off to make room for the Top 40 of the year countdown, but that’s no reason for me to skip my revising.  I have never quite been able to figure out how VH1 determines the order of its Top 40 of the year.  It must have more to do than with just how the videos performed on the Top 20, if that even really matters at all.  The list is ostensibly a measure of how big a hit these songs were, which is hard to objectively measure perfectly.  As far as I am concerned, it is about ubiquity, and VH1 appears to agree, for the most part.  In addition to my normal revision in terms of the quality of the songs, I am also including some thoughts on how big I measured these hits to be, by noting those that charted too high or too low.  It is worth mentioning now that I do not know how “Teenage Dream” or “Nothin’ on You” missed the cut.  For the record, “Teenage Dream” would have been number 1 on my revision if it had made the countdown (and everything else remained the same).

Original Version
1. Train – “Hey Soul Sister”
2. The Script – “Breakeven” (should be lower)
3. Katy Perry – “California Gurls”
4. Adam Lambert – “Whataya Want From Me” (should be lower)
5. Lady GaGa – “Bad Romance” (could be higher)
6. Lady Antebellum – “Need You Now”
7. Usher ft. will.i.am – “OMG”
8. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “Love the Way You Lie”
9. P!nk – “Raise Your Glass” (should be lower)
10. Bruno Mars – “Just the Way You Are”
11. Ke$ha – “Tik Tok”
12. B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams – “Airplanes”
13. Rihanna – “Only Girl (in the World)”
14. Michael Bublé – “Haven’t Met You Yet”
15. Taylor Swift – “Mine”
16. Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys – “Empire State of Mind”
17. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts” (should be lower)
18. Maroon 5 – “Misery”
19. John Mayer – “Heartbreak Warfare” (should be lower)
20. Katy Perry – “Firework”
21. Paramore – “The Only Exception”
22. Drake – “Find Your Love”
23. Daughtry – “September”
24. Jason Derülo – “In My Head”
25. Travie McCoy ft. Bruno Mars – “Billionaire”
26. Sara Bareilles – “King of Anything”
27. Mumford & Sons – “Little Lion Man”
28. Linkin Park – “Waiting for the End”
29. Train – “If It’s Love”
30. Usher ft. Pitbull – “DJ Got Us Fallin’ in Love”
31. Lady GaGa ft. Beyoncé – “Telephone” (should be higher)
32. Kings of Leon – “Radioactive”
33. Adam Lambert – “If I Had You”
34. Mike Posner – “Cooler Than Me” (should be higher)
35. Kid Rock – “Born Free”
36. Eminem – “Not Afraid” (should be higher)
37. Jack Johnson – “At or With Me”
38. Sugarland – “Stuck Like Glue”
39. Taio Cruz ft. Ludacris – “Break Your Heart” (should be higher)
40. Muse – “Resistance”

Judging by the top of my list, it was quite the singular year.

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Only Girl (in the World)
2. The Only Exception
3. Find Your Love
4. Radioactive
5. Breakeven
6. Tik Tok
7. OMG
8. Bad Romance
9. King of Anything
10. Little Lion Man
11. If I Had You
12. Telephone
13. Cooler Than Me
14. Just the Way You Are
15. Love the Way You Lie
16. California Gurls
17. Not Afraid
18. Resistance
19. Jar of Hearts
20. Haven’t Met You Yet
21. Whataya Want From Me
22. Break Your Heart
23. Waiting for the End
24. Misery
25. Airplanes
26. Firework
27. Empire State of Mind
28. Born Free
29. DJ Got Us Fallin’ in Love
30. At or With Me
31. Mine
32. In My Head
33. Stuck Like Glue
34. If It’s Love
35. Need You Now
36. Heartbreak Warfare
37. Raise Your Glass
38. Hey Soul Sister
39. Billionaire
40. September

Rethinking Colin Quinn, Weekend Update Anchor

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When I began seriously following Saturday Night Live, it was during an era that featured a memorable cast, and a memorably bad Weekend Update anchor.  For much of SNL‘s history, Weekend Update has been a safe bet for some solid laughs in case the rest of the show was not up to snuff.  But from January 1998 to May 2000, it was always a struggle to get through.  Lately, though, I have begun to wonder: was Colin Quinn really as bad as I originally thought?  VH1 has begun airing SNL repeats, and I caught a few late nineties episodes, and, since Colin does not deserved to be lied to, I must admit that I did laugh a few times.
Maybe it is just a relief to watch somebody at the Update desk who is not current anchor Seth Meyers, the worst Weekend Update anchor (long-term anchor, anyway) of all time, whereas when Colin’s episodes originally aired, he was preceded by the best anchor in the show’s history (Norm MacDonald) and followed by the vibrant and energetic duo of Fey and Fallon.  While comparisons to Colin’s chronological neighbors could only be unfavorable to him, Seth’s notorious run has made it clear that it could have been worse.  Whereas Seth displays no ability (or interest) in interacting with the audience, such a skill was an unquestioned necessity during Colin’s time.  Colin never pulled off such interactions on Norm’s level, but now that I have given him a second look, I realize that what he could pull off made him endearing.  He never did settle into a comfortable rhythm with the timing of his Update jokes, and he knew it.  He also knew that there is a give-and-take between performer and audience on live TV, particularly in a format as intimate as reciting the news.  So he bartered with the crowd, asking that they allow his dumb punchlines and plainly blunt delivery and just enjoy themselves.  And boy, were a lot of his jokes dumb.  But then he would make a goofy face, I would laugh, and I would have to wonder if that dumbness was the point in the first place.
This appears to be a case in which you cannot fully know something until you hold it up against its opposite, or a bad version of the same.  Seth Meyers needs to vacate the Update desk immediately or dramatically improve, and if he wants to improve, he could learn a thing or two from, of all people, Colin Quinn.

SNL Recap December 11, 2010: Paul Rudd/Paul McCartney

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A Message from the President of the United States
And is this what the world (or just the country) has come to? B

Paul Rudd’s Monologue
Good-natured, but too short. Jeez, let a premise develop, why don’t ya? B

Feline Culinary Creations
I’ll allow it, since it didn’t last very long, but it didn’t do very much. C+

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VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 12/11/10

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Why is “Please Don’t Go” moving up so high? It is no “Cooler Than Me.”
Also, this countdown features two of the most unnotable American Idol winners.

Original Version
1. Katy Perry – “Firework”
2. P!nk – “Raise Your Glass”
3. Mike Posner – “Please Don’t Go”
4. Nicki Minaj – “Right Thru Me”
5. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
6. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
7. Nelly – “Just a Dream”
8. Kid Rock – “Born Free”
9. Rihanna – “Only Girl (in the World)”
10. The Script – “For the First Time”
11. Linkin Park – “Waiting for the End”
12. Lee DeWyze – “Sweet Serendipity”
13. Trey Songz ft. Nicki Minaj – “Bottoms Up”
14. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
15. Keri Hilson – “Pretty Girl Rock”
16. Sugarland – “Stuck Like Glue”
17. Jason Derülo – “What If”
18. Maroon 5 – “Give a Little More”
19. Fantasia – “I’m Doin’ Me”
20. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Only Girl (in the World)
2. Paris (Ooh La La)
3. Right Thru Me
4. The Cave
5. Jar of Hearts
6. Firework
7. Waiting for the End
8. Grenade
9. Please Don’t Go
10. What If
11. Give a Little More
12. For the First Time
13. Born Free
14. I’m Doin’ Me
15. Pretty Girl Rock
16. Sweet Serendipity
17. Stuck Like Glue
18. Just a Dream
19. Raise Your Glass
20. Bottoms Up

SNL Recap December 4, 2010: Robert De Niro/Diddy-Dirty Money

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Cold Opening – WikiLeaks TMZ
The cold opening should always be reliable, and Bill Hader playing someone with an English (actually Australian in this case) accent is certainly reliable. I don’t know if Julian Assange is anything like the way Bill played him, but the accent allowed him to be in his comfort zone. This worked best when the political figures had no idea why the cameras were following them, and thus, the first bit, with Fred as Qaddafi, was the funniest. B+

Robert De Niro’s Monologue
I was watching De Niro’s first appearance as host recently, and in that monologue, he looked incredibly stiff. It barely lasted a minute; it looked like he couldn’t wait for it to be over. This time, he was actually willing to be funny. And scary at the same time. Damn straight New York is the home of EPCOT. A-

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VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 12/4/10

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A slight change of opinion on my part allows P!nk to avoid a distinction previously accomplished only by Daughtry.

Original Version
1. P!nk – “Raise Your Glass”
2. Katy Perry – “Firework”
3. Bruno Mars – “Just the Way You Are”
4. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
5. Mike Posner – “Please Don’t Go”
6. Nicki Minaj – “Right Thru Me”
7. Kid Rock – “Born Free”
8. Rihanna – “Only Girl (in the World)”
9. Linkin Park – “Waiting for the End”
10. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
11. Kings of Leon – “Radioactive”
12. Trey Songz ft. Nicki Minaj – “Bottoms Up”
13. Lee DeWyze – “Sweet Serendipity”
14. The Script – “For the First Time”
15. Nelly – “Just a Dream”
16. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
17. Maroon 5 – “Give a Little More”
18. Sugarland – “Stuck Like Glue”
19. Keri Hilson – “Pretty Girl Rock”
20. Jason Derülo – “What If”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Only Girl (in the World)
2. Radioactive
3. Paris (Ooh La La)
4. Firework
5. Jar of Hearts
6. Waiting for the End
7. Just the Way You Are
8. Grenade
9. Right Thru Me
10. Please Don’t Go
11. What If
12. Give a Little More
13. For the First Time
14. Born Free
15. Pretty Girl Rock
16. Sweet Serendipity
17. Stuck Like Glue
18. Just a Dream
19. Raise Your Glass
20. Bottoms Up

Oscar Projections Addendum

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A bit of a revision to my Oscar post from yesterday.  Regarding Visual Effects, I completely forgot to consider Tron: Legacy, which could very well blow away the two contenders that I mentioned – Hereafter and Inception.  As for Makeup, I really don’t know if Inception is the top contender or not (or if it is even a contender at all).  All I had to go on for this category was what awardsdaily.com – one of my main sources for Oscar news – had to offer, and according to the folks over there, only Inception and Shutter Island have been targeted as Makeup contenders so far.

Upcoming Blog Posts

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Loyal readers of Jmunney’s Blog, I feel that I ought to update you on what topics I am planning to blog on in the near future.  I do this so that you have the chance to offer me advice on what direction I should take these posts and so that I have the opportunity to hear this advice.  Also, if there are any pop cultural topics that I have not thought of that you would like to hear my musings on, let me know.

Near Future Posts
-Reconsidering Colin Quinn, Weekend Update Anchor
-Year-End Roundup:
  -Best Movies of 2010
  -Best in Music 2010 (Best Songs of the Year, Most Awesomely Bad Song(s) of the Year, Best Music Videos of the Year)
  (Any other year-end roundup topics I should cover?)

Undetermined Future Posts, Part 1: Some Research Necessary
TV Shows That Entertainment Weekly Has Led Me to Believe are the Best Show Ever
-My Favorite Songs of All Time
-Good Songs That I Used to Think Were Bad
-My Favorite Linkin Park Songs to Sing
-My Celebrity Crushes
-Moments from Working at the Movie Theatre That Have Surprised Me
-The Best Bands Without Any Songs in Rock Band/Guitar Hero

Undetermined Future Posts, Part 2: Major Research Necessary
-The Best Lost Scenes
-The Best Music Videos of the (Aught) Decade
-Recaps of Every SNL Season

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