Jmunney’s 2011 Alternative Oscar Contest

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…And in addition to the normal Oscar Contest, here’s the first inaguaral Alternative Oscar Contest. Answer each of the ten questions; some are multiple choice, some – not so much. The winner(s) will receive Jmunney-approved bragging rights. The Oscar ceremony will air at 8:00 PM Eastern Standard Time on Sunday, February 26, on ABC. To enter the contest, e-mail your predictions to me at jeffmalonesemailaccount@gmail.com. All entries must be received by 7:59 on Sunday, February 26, 2012.

1. What movie will win the most awards? (If more than one movie ties for the most wins, then each or all of those movies will be considered a correct answer.)

2. What will be the first category presented?

3. What will the first commercial be for?

4. How many of the acting winners will cry during their acceptance speeches?

5. How long will the show be?
A. Under 3 hours
B. 3 hours-just under 3 ½ hours
C. 3 ½ hours-just under 4 hours
D. Over 4 hours

6. Who will present the award for Best Picture?

7. How many acceptance speeches will include foreign words and phrases?

8. How many of the Best Picture nominees will be included in Billy Crystal’s opening montage?

9. How many times will the orchestra start playing while a winner is still giving the acceptance speech?

10. How many winners will not be present to accept their awards? (Multiple winners honored for the same win count as one.)

Jmunney’s 2011 Oscar Prediction Contest

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It’s time for another Oscar contest presented by Jmunney.  The ceremony will air at 8:00 PM Eastern Standard Time on Sunday, February 26, on ABC.  This particular contest is of the simple pick the winners variety.  The winner will receive bragging rights – plenty of bragging rights.  Keep in mind, if you make predictions but do not enter this contest, whatever bragging rights you earn will not be official.  Winning this contest will make those rights official.

The list of nominees appears below.  To enter the contest, predict the winner in each category and e-mail your predictions to me at jeffmalonesemailaccount@gmail.com.  All entries must be received by 7:59 on Sunday, February 26, 2012.  (Also, don’t forget to enter the Alternative Oscar Contest as well.)

Best Picture
The Artist
The Descendants
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
The Help
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
Moneyball
The Tree of Life
War Horse

Lead Actor
Demián Bichir,  A Better Life
George Clooney, The Descendants
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Gary Oldman, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Brad Pitt, Moneyball

Lead Actress
Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs
Viola Davis, The Help
Rooney Mara, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Michelle Williams, My Week with Marilyn

Supporting Actor
Kenneth Branagh, My Week with Marilyn
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Nick Nolte, Warrior
Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Max von Sydow, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Supporting Actress
Bérénice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs
Octavia Spencer, The Help

Director
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Martin Scorcese, Hugo

Adapted Screenplay
Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, and Jim Rash, The Descendants
John Logan, Hugo
George Clooney, Grant Heslov, and Beau Willimon, The Ides of March
Steven Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin, and Stan Chervin, Moneyball
Bridget O’Connor and Peter Straughan, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

Original Screenplay
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Annie Mumolo and Kristen Wiig, Bridesmaids
J.C. Chandor, Margin Call
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Asghar Farhadi, A Separation

Documentary Feature
Hell and Back Again
If a Tree Falls: A Story of the Earth Liberation Front
Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
Pina
Undefeated

Documentary Short
The Barber of Birmingham: Foot Soldier of the Civil Rights Movement
God is the Bigger Elvis
Incident in New Baghdad
Saving Face
The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom

Animated Feature
A Cat in Paris
Chico & Rita
Kung Fu Panda 2
Puss in Boots
Rango

Foreign Language Film
Bullhead (Belgium)
Footnote (Israel)
In Darkness (Poland)
Monsieur Lazhar (Canada)
A Separation (Iran)

Film Editing
The Artist
The Descendants
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Moneyball

Cinematography
The Artist
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
The Tree of Life
War Horse

Art Direction
The Artist
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
War Horse

Animated Short
Dimanche/Sunday
The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore
La Luna
A Morning Stroll
Wild Life

Live Action Short
Pentecost
Raju
The Shore
Time Freak
Tuba Atlantic

Visual Effects
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Hugo
Real Steel
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Sound Mixing
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Moneyball
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
War Horse

Sound Editing
Drive
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
War Horse

Costume Design
Anonymous
The Artist
Hugo
Jane Eyre
W.E.

Makeup
Albert Nobbs
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
The Iron Lady

Original Score
John Williams, The Adventures of Tintin
Ludovic Bource, The Artist
Howard Shore, Hugo
Alberto Iglesias, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
John Williams, War Horse

Original Song
“Man or Muppet” by Bret McKenzie, The Muppets
“Real in Rio” by Sergio Mendes, Carlinhos Brown, and Siedah Garrett, Rio

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/28/12

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Jessie J’s “Domino” is aggressively inoffensive, but it is catchy; I am ultimately okay with how big a hit it has become.

Original Version
1. Bruno Mars – “It Will Rain”
2. Jessie J – “Domino”
3. Adele – “Set Fire to the Rain”
4. Daughtry – “Crawling Back to You”
5. Katy Perry – “The One That Got Away”
6. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love”
7. Kelly Clarkson – “What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)”
8. Foster the People – “Don’t Stop (Color on the Walls)”
9. The Fray – “Heartbeat”
10. Gym Class Heroes ft. Neon Hitch – “Ass Back Home”
11. Pitbull ft. Chris Brown – “International Love”
12. The Black Keys – “Lonely Boy”
13. Gavin DeGraw – “Not Over You”
14. Mary J. Blige ft. Drake – “Mr. Wrong”
15. Outasight – “Tonight is the Night”
16. Gotye ft. Kimbra – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
17. Scars on 45 – “Heart on Fire”
18. David Guetta ft. Usher – “Without You”
19. Graffiti6 – “Free”
20. Florence + the Machine – “Shake It Out”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Somebody That I Used to Know
2. We Found Love
3. Shake It Out
4. Lonely Boy
5. Tonight is the Night
6. The One That Got Away
7. Don’t Stop (Color on the Walls)
8. Without You
9. Set Fire to the Rain
10. It Will Rain
11. Domino
12. Free
13. What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)
14. Ass Back Home
15. Heart on Fire
16. International Love
17. Heartbeat
18. Mr. Wrong
19. Not Over You
20. Crawling Back to You

Best of Music 2011: The Best Music Videos of the Year

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Simplicity was the name of the game for music videos in 2011.  Among my top ten and honorable mentions, five featured only the artists (or only one person instead of the artist), three were definitely each one unbroken shot (in one of those, the camera never moved), and two others looked like they were each one unbroken shot, but probably weren’t because of the effects involved.

1. Tyler, the Creator – “Yonkers” [Dir. Wolf Haley]

This is just a man, and who he is.  If you have never been exposed to Tyler, the Creator before watching the “Yonkers” video, be prepared to steel yourself.  And if all that you have seen of him is the enthusiastic kid who won Best New Artist at the VMA’s, follow the same advice.  Attention is commanded right away by this clip, thanks to its use of black-and-white, one of the most tried-and-true attention-grabbing methods available.  With the viewer at full attention, Tyler, quite literally, pours his entire self into this performance, as he eats a cockroach, vomits, and then hangs himself, never backing off the brutality of the lyrics.  These elements, along with the constant shifts in the camera’s focus and the disorienting close-ups, add up to an introduction of Tyler, the Creator as offputtingly alien but in a way that cannot be ignored.

2. Duck Sauce – “Big Bad Wolf” [Dir. Keith Schofield]

Guess what, folks? LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It” was only the second most brazenly homoerotic music video of the year. However, that is a misnomer for “Big Bad Wolf,” because the men are not showing off for each other, and the sexuality it presents is too bizarre to be explained in normal terms. Specifically, it features a couple of guys whose genitals are the heads of the guys from Duck Sauce. I appreciate that these men are willing to show off in the same way that so many female video vixens have before them. But on the flip side, others might claim that this is a problem, and the right way to put it is that they are objectifying themselves like the girls who have come before them. But when a couple of ladies who also have cranial genitalia show up, it becomes clear that the message is mainly about everyone opening themselves to having a good time. And I do mean that in the euphemistic sense, but I mean more that as well. This video approves saying “yes” to sex, and it is talking especially to those who do not always get enough attention: the chubby, the particularly ethnic, the hairy. And it is all done in the style of the Surrealization of Sexuality.

3. Gotye ft. Kimbra – “Somebody That I Used To Know” [Dir. Natasha Pincus]

Music is about expressing feelings in ways that are generally not considered appropriate for normal social interactions. The clip for “Somebody That I Used to Know” demonstrates that maxim in a visual way. Gotye directly addresses the camera about how a recent break-up has rendered his emotions while a corresponding abstract expression of those emotions is illustrated. He then literally becomes a part of that painting. Kimbra, taking the role of the ex, is also part of that painting, and their relationship is broken such that they can literally not look each other in the eye. The arrangement of faces is reminiscent of Bergman; there is a cinematic essence to it – that of heightened reality that can only be captured by films, including music videos.

4. Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette – “Hello” [Dir. Tristan Seguela]

Music videos have sometimes been defined by as mini-movies. This description is used to distinguish those videos that attempt to be more than just a collection of images or performance footage. But those videos that try to tell stories with a beginning, middle, and end do not always take care to be clear and logical. “Hello” avoids that pitfall by giving itself a setting – a sports competition – in which the elements of a story basically fall into place on their own. The sunny setting and candy color palette make certain that this is a fun video, but the whole underdog ethos keeps it from being annoyingly frothy. Martin and his opponent – fellow DJ Bob Sinclar – look like they can actually play tennis, and the cameos from ATP players Novak Djokovic, Gaël Monfils, and Mathilde Johansson add to the authenticity. The DJ Mag rankings taking the place of ATP rankings is a clever detail that adds to the whole sense of great care being taken to present a clear and logical – and fun – mini-movie.

5. The Black Keys – “Howlin’ for You” [Dir. Chris Marrs Piliero]

The fake movie trailer conceit – especially the fake grindhouse trailer – is a particularly played-out concept, but it doesn’t matter how played-out it is when it is done right. And the video for “Howlin’ for You” is the fake grindhouse trailer conceit done right. A major part of making it work is the music, and when the music being used is by the Black Keys, there’s no problem there. The right cast is also clutch: Tricia Helfer is the right sort of ass-kicking babe, but the less obvious choices of Corbin Bernsen and Sean Patrick Flanery are even more inspired. Professional editing is also essential: the fake trailer should not constantly be showing off its fakeness; the viewer already knows it’s fake – it should maintain the illusion of realness. Once all this is accomplished, only then can the fake grindhouse trailer get away with calling Todd Bridges a “Sir” and using lines like, “I’m pretty sure God would consider it a sin not to glorify that ass.”

6. Robyn – “Call Your Girlfriend” [Dir. Max Vitali]

One’s first instinct may be to dismiss a dance performance that includes the move of sitting down, rolling over on your back, and humping the ground a few times with your head pressed against the floor. Or maybe you’re like me and you were endlessly amused by that patently Robyn-esque move. Either way, that is the silliest move in the “Call Your Girlfriend” video; meanwhile, every other move simply kills, no doubt about it. The routine is quirky and challenging – the best combination when it comes to dance. The breakdown at 2:30 is fifteen seconds of nirvana. The dopamine that must be teeming through Robyn as she dances her dance would give anyone the energy to successfully deliver the sort of break-up news that she is requesting.

7. The Black Keys – “Lonely Boy” [Dir. Jesse Dylan]

The video for “Lonely Boy” features a spur-of-the-moment improvised dance from actor/musician/part-time security guard Derrick T. Tuggle in the parking lot of a motel. And it is as awesome as it sounds.

8. Katy Perry – “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” [Dir. Marc Klasfeld and Danny Lockwood]

“Last Friday Night” features appearances from Darren Criss from Glee, Kevin McHale (not Kevin McHale the basketball player, Kevin McHale the actor from Glee), ‘80’s icons Corey Feldman and Debbie Gibson, the brothers Hanson, and Kenny G. But the most satisfactory celebrity appearance is that of perhaps the most notorious “star” of 2011: Rebecca Black. And thus Katy Perry makes her case as the Grant Morrison of music videos. Like the comic book superwriter reintroducing the most bizarre and stupidest Batman villains into the canon, the pop starlet appropriates Black as a witty commentary on the weekend culture of the 21st century. Katy Perry is not ashamed to immerse herself in the epic fails of the youth of today, but she does so in a knowingly straightforward way that may make some wonder whether or not announcing how awesome you are while acting stupidly is truly awesome. Alternatively, it may just inspire more partying. Either way, everybody wins?

9. Kanye West ft. Rihanna and Kid Cudi et al – “All of the Lights” [Dir. Hype Williams]

Videos like “All of the Lights” really make me feel for those who suffer from epilepsy, because here is one amazing viewing experience that they will likely never be able to have without seizing up. The only way for Kanye and Hype Williams to capture the essence of this title is to have variously colored lights flashing by quickly in an epilepsy-unfriendly manner. Hype is basically showing off his skills as the elder statesman of hip-hop videos. So many current hip-hop videos begin with gaudy, self-congratulatory text introducing the talent. Hype takes that method as far as it can go by making almost the entire video a succession of such gaudy, self-congratulatory text. This is what the hip-hop world has come to, and Kanye is the only one able to see it and willing to say it.

10. Battles ft. Gary Numan – “My Machines” [Dir. Daniels]

A man falls down an up escalator (think about it), and he continues to do so for about four minutes. It may sound like a Family Guy gag that defines overkill, but when it is set to the tune of a driving beat by experimental rock band Battles, it is much more bearable. The “My Machines” video is a triumph of simple visual effects, as the shaky camera and the foggy flashing lights appear to shake the foundations of the mall, and ramp up the escalator’s intensity, rocking the falling gentleman like no escalator has ever rocked him before.

Honorable Mentions:
Skrillex – “First of the Year (Equinox)” [Dir. Tony Truand]

The expression of a fight against child molestation that we desperately needed.

Selena Gomez & the Scene – “Love You Like a Love Song” [Dir. Geremy Jasper and Georgie Greville]

If only all video karaoke machines knew the singer so well.

Adele – “Rolling in the Deep” [Dir. Sam Brown] and “Someone Like You” [Dir. Jake Nava]


Adele is a little bit intimidating sitting in a chair making water shake and just as intimidating walking around and singing into the camera.

Ke$ha – “Blow” [Dir. Chris Marrs Piliero]

The best use of unicorns in 2011 and the best use of “James Van Der Douche” in a while.

Lana Del Rey – “Video Games” [Dir. Lana Del Rey]

Yeah, sure, whatever, let’s include all these random clips in your video, including paparazzi footage of Paz de la Huerta.

Foster the People – “Call It What You Want” [Dir. Ace Norton]

Foster the People romp around in a mansion with some Shining-type qualities.

Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love” [Dir. Melina Matsoukas]

Rihanna’s most direct confrontation yet of an abusive relationship.

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/24/12

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Fuse, I think you’re just a little bit confused about what constitutes a hit.

Original Version
1. Flo Rida – “Good Feeling”
2. Tyga – “Rack City”
3. LMFAO – “Sexy and I Know It”
4. Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa ft. Bruno Mars – “Young, Wild & Free”
5. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love”
6. Bruno Mars – “It Will Rain”
7. Katy Perry – “The One That Got Away”
8. Chris Brown ft. Kevin McCall – “Strip”
9. Kelly Clarkson – “What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)”
10. Pitbull ft. Chris Brown – “International Love”
11. Jessie J – “Domino”
12. Adele – “Set Fire to the Rain”
13. J. Cole – “Work Out”
14. Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj – “Dance (A$$)”
15. Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – “Moves Like Jagger”
16. Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine – “Stereo Hearts”
17. Selena Gomez & the Scene – “Love You Like a Love Song”
18. Rihanna – “You Da One”
19. B.o.B ft. Lil Wayne – “Strange Clouds”
20. T-Pain ft. Wiz Khalifa and Lily Allen – “5 O’Clock”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Love You Like a Love Song
2. We Found Love
3. Sexy and I Know It
4. Good Feeling
5. You Da One
6. The One That Got Away
7. Set Fire to the Rain
8. Domino
9. It Will Rain
10. What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)
11. Moves Like Jagger
12. Young, Wild & Free
13. Rack City
14. 5 O’ Clock
15. Dance (A$$)
16. Work Out
17. Strange Clouds
18. International Love
19. Stereo Hearts
20. Strip

Best of Music 2011: The Best Songs of the Year

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To be eligible for this list, songs must have been released as singles in 2011, or before 2011 but having not become a hit until 2011.

Top 5 Songs of the Year
1. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
“And you played it, to the beat”
“Fire starting in my heart,” “the scars of your love,” “leave me breathless” – are these anything more than the phrases scrawled throughout a hopeless romantic’s diary? A more dynamic writer than most hopeless romantics, to be sure, but these are hardly feelings that haven’t been experienced by plenty of people before Adele. But it takes a chart-topping year’s worth of difference to have those feelings matched with the perfect instrumental accompaniment: that pulsing drumbeat, that steady and soulful piano, a sprinkling of spunky guitar, and, of course, that voice. When it comes to songs about love and heartbreak, the feelings are universal. A distinguished song is all about the expression. And Adele’s voice is about as close as anything can be to the aural manifestation of all the stages of a breakup; in “Rolling in the Deep,” it contains the weight of everything that could have been.

2. The Naked and Famous – “Young Blood”
“We’re only young and naïve still”
There are plenty of songs that feature some variation of the line, “We are young.” They mostly fall into one of two categories: an apology for youth or a desire to hold onto youth forever. “Young Blood” is informed by both of those traditions, but it has more of a Zen attitude about the whole matter, and the result is sublime. The subjects of this song are how they are, and the conclusion they have come to is to immerse themselves in the moment, for better or worse. The ideas conjured by “the in-between,” “a temporary escape,” and putting off matters for the time of “eventually” paired with the images of holding hands under the stars result in a beautiful moment that is fleeting, but captured forever to the tune of that indefatigable harpsichord riff.

3. Foster the People – “Pumped Up Kicks”
“Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick-pull trigger”
I misheard the chorus the first several times I heard “Pumped Up Kicks.” I mistook “outrun my gun” for “run for cover” and “bullet” for “brother.” Still, I did sense that there was something a little off and dangerous about the subject. It’s one of the oldest tricks in the bag: put a controversial topic to a catchy beat and fool the audience into singing along to something they may not be comfortable with. It’s a soft form of confrontation, but often enough, as in the case of Foster the People, it is effective, because there is a fully realized character here, and the lines are witty and unusual enough to stick with the listener. And it also had the best whistling of 2011.

4. The Joy Formidable – “Whirring”
“You make me sleep so badly, invisible friend”
There’s got to be at least one song among the very best of the year that gets by almost entirely on the sheer strength of its instruments, and “Whirring,” the standout track from The Joy Formidable’s debut The Big Roar, was the biggest roar of the year. The (oft-repeated) lyrics aren’t particularly profound, but they provide plenty of sounds for frontwoman Ritzy Bryan to sink her teeth into, and they serve their purpose of adding to the impressionistic dreamscape that all comes together in one cacophonous and orgiastic blowout. “Whirring” seems to nominally be about that thin space between waking and dreaming, but that is more or less an excuse for the band members to play chicken with each other.

5. Selena Gomez and the Scene – “Love You Like a Love Song”
“And I guess right now here’s another one”
I love movies about movies, I love TV shows about TV shows, I love books about books, and I love songs about music. A major pitfall that a song called “Love You Like a Love Song” could likely face would be being overly hokey. Selena Gomez & the Scene and producing team extraordinaire Rock Mafia solve that problem by embracing the hokiness. There are the subtle bits – sprinkling in the words “lyrical,” “melody,” and “symphony” to fully characterize Selena as one who thinks about love in musical terms. But the ultimate winning moment here is that very obvious chorus: the stuttering (of the word “repeat,” super natch) that captures the beeps of electronica and the old-fashioned skipping of a vinyl record. For those who study pop love songs, here is a mirror.

AND THE REST…

Just Outside the Top 5:
Adele – “Someone Like You”
Foster the People – “Helena Beat”
The Naked and Famous – “Punching in a Dream”
My Morning Jacket – “Holdin’ on to Black Metal”
Lana Del Rey – “Video Games”
Gotye ft. Kimbra – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
AWOLNATION – “Sail”
Raphael Saadiq – “Stone Rollin’”

4 Great Songs That Were Technically Released in 2010:
Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
Ida Maria – “Bad Karma”
Martin Solveig ft. Dragonette – “Hello”
Lykke Li – “Get Some”

Mandatory Black Keys Song: “Lonely Boy”

Florence + the Machine – “Shake It Out”
Coldplay – “Paradise”
Skrillex – “First of the Year (Equinox)”
Fitz and the Tantrums – “MoneyGrabber”
Childish Gambino – “Heartbeat”
Das Racist – “Michael Jackson”

Best Song That Sounds Like It’s from the Drive Soundtrack: M83 – “Midnight City”

Dance Song of the Year:
Robyn – “Call Your Girlfriend”
And Three Great Top 40-Style Dance Songs:
David Guetta ft. Flo Rida and Nicki Minaj – “Where Them Girls At”
LMFAO – “Party Rock Anthem” (and “Sexy and I Know It” was great too)
Flo Rida – “Good Feeling”

Katy Perry ft. Kanye West – “E.T.”
Foo Fighters – “Rope”
Ellie Goulding – “Lights”
Lissie – “When I’m Alone”
DJ Khaled ft. Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil’ Wayne – “I’m on One”

The Rihanna Triptych, Naturally: “We Found Love” (ft. Calvin Harris), “S&M,” “Cheers (Drink to That)”

Two Great Songs from a Band I Didn’t Really Care for Before 2011: The Airborne Toxic Event – “All I Ever Wanted” and “Changing”

Twilight Soundtrack Song of the Year: The Belle Brigade – “I Didn’t Mean It”

Peter Bjorn and John – “Second Chance”
Justice – “Civilization”
Young the Giant – “My Body”
Ke$ha – “Blow”
Katy Perry – “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)”

Best Cover:
Ke$ha’s version of Bob Dylan’s “Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right”

Best Song That Wasn’t Released as a Single:
My Morning Jacket – “Victory Dance”

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/21/12

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VH1 is lately disaplying a respectable number of similarities to Radio 104.5.

Original Version
1. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love”
2. Katy Perry – “The One That Got Away”
3. Bruno Mars – “It Will Rain”
4. Adele – “Set Fire to the Rain”
5. Jessie J – “Domino”
6. Daughtry – “Crawling Back to You”
7. The Fray – “Heartbeat”
8. Kelly Clarkson – “What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)”
9. Foster the People – “Don’t Stop (Color on the Walls)”
10. Pitbull ft. Chris Brown – “International Love”
11. Mary J. Blige ft. Drake- “Mr. Wrong”
12. Avril Lavigne – “Wish You Were Here”
13. Outasight – “Tonight is the Night”
14. The Black Keys – “Lonely Boy”
15. Gym Class Heroes ft. Neon Hitch – “Ass Back Home”
16. Kid Rock ft. Angaleena Presley and T.I. – “Care”
17. Florence + the Machine – “Shake It Out”
18. Scars on 45 – “Heart on Fire”
19. Gotye ft. Kimbra – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
20. Graffiti6 – “Free”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Somebody That I Used to Know
2. Shake It Out
3. We Found Love
4. Lonely Boy
5. Tonight is the Night
6. The One That Got Away
7. Don’t Stop (Color on the Walls)
8. Set Fire to the Rain
9. Free
10. It Will Rain
11. What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)
12. Domino
13. Ass Back Home
14. Heart on Fire
15. Wish You Were Here
16. International Love
17. Heartbeat
18. Care
19. Mr. Wrong
20. Crawling Back to You

Oscars 2012 Nominee Possibilities Breakdown by Film

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The Oscar nominations will be announced only 5 days from now, and if you want to be prepared with some idea of who and what will be recognized, then I may be able to be of some service.  The following is a list of all the films that I can think of that have a legitimate chance of receiving at least one nomination (excluding documentaries and shorts, which I am not that familiar with, and including foreign films only to a limited degree).  Each potential nominee is categorized in one of four ways:
-Sure Thing: It would be a heart attack-inducing shock if this nomination does not happen.
-Best Bet: It would be surprising if this nomination does not happen, but it is by no means the overwhelming favorite.
-Possible: If there were no limits on the number of nominees per category, then surely this nomination would happen, but the limited number of spots means that at least some in this category will not make the cut.
-Long Shot: Only if someone much more expected is left off will those from this category make it in.

The Adventures of Tintin
Best Bet: Animated Film; Possible: Sound Editing; Long Shot: Visual Effects

Albert Nobbs
Best Bet: Glenn Close (Lead Actress); Possible: Janet McTeer (Supporting Actress), Makeup, “Lay Your Head Down” – Sinéad O’Connor (Original Song)

Anonymous
Possible: Art Direction, Makeup

The Artist
Sure Thing: Picture, Michel Hazanavicius (Director), Jean Dujardin (Lead Actor), Michel Hazanavicius (Original Screenplay); Best Bet: Editing, Costume Design, Ludovic Bource (Score); Possible: Bérénice Bejo (Supporting Actress), Guillaume Schiffman (Cinematography), Art Direction, Sound Mixing, Makeup

Arthur Christmas
Best Bet: Animated Film

Beginners
Sure Thing: Christopher Plummer (Supporting Actor); Long Shot: Mike Mills (Original Screenplay)

A Better Life
Possible: Demián Bichir (Lead Actor)

Bridesmaids
Best Bet: Melissa McCarthy (Supporting Actress), Kristen Wiig and Annie Mumolo (Original Screenplay); Possible: Picture; Long Shot: Kristen Wiig (Lead Actress), Editing

Cars 2
Possible: Animated Film

Contagion
Possible: Cliff Martinez (Score)

Coriolanus
Possible: Vanessa Redgrave (Supporting Actress)

Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Long Shot: Ryan Gosling (Supporting, or Lead, Actor), Dan Fogelman (Original Screenplay)

A Dangerous Method
Possible: Viggo Mortensen (Supporting Actor), Peter Suschitzky (Cinematography), Art Direction; Long Shot: Michael Fassbender (Lead Actor), Keira Knightley (Supporting Actress)

The Descendants
Sure Thing: Picture, Alexander Payne (Director), George Clooney (Lead Actor), Nat Faxon, Alexander Payne, and Jim Rash (Adapted Screenplay); Best Bet: Editing; Possible: Shailene Woodley (Supporting Actress), Phedon Papamichael (Cinematography)

Drive
Best Bet: Albert Brooks (Director); Possible: Ryan Gosling (Lead Actor), Editing, Newton Thomas Sigel (Cinematography), Cliff Martinez (Score); Long Shot: Picture, Nicolas Winding Refn (Director), Carey Mulligan (Supporting Actress)

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Possible: Picture, Max von Sydow (Supporting Actor), Eric Roth (Adapted Screenplay); Long Shot: Stephen Daldry (Director)

50/50
Possible: Will Reiser (Original Screenplay); Long Shot: Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Lead Actor)

Gainsbourg: A Heroic Life
Long Shot: Makeup

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Best Bet: Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross (Score), Editing; Possible: Picture, David Fincher (Director), Rooney Mara (Supporting Actress), Steve Zaillian (Adapted Screenplay), Jeff Cronenweth (Cinematography), Sound Mixing

Gnomeo and Juliet
Possible: “Hello Hello” – Elton John (Original Song); Long Shot: Animated Film

Hanna
Possible: Sound Mixing; Long Shot: Saoirse Ronan (Lead Actress), The Chemical Brothers (Score)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2
Best Bet: Sound Editing, Visual Effects; Possible: Sound Mixing, Costume Design; Long Shot: Picture, Alexandre Desplat (Score)

The Help
Sure Thing: Viola Davis (Lead Actress), Octavia Spencer (Supporting Actress); Best Bet: Picture; Possible: Jessica Chastain (Supporting Actress), Tate Taylor (Adapted Screenplay), Costume Design, “The Living Proof” – Mary J. Blige (Original Song)

Hugo
Best Bet: Picture, Martin Scorcese (Director), John Logan (Adapted Screenplay), Editing, Bob Richardson (Cinematography); Possible: Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Costume Design, Howard Shore (Score), Visual Effects, Makeup; Long Shot: Asa Butterfield (Lead – or, incorrectly, Supporting – Actor)

The Ides of March
Possible: Picture, Ryan Gosling (Lead Actor), George Clooney, Grant Heslov, and Beau Willimon (Adapted Screenplay); Long Shot: George Clooney (Director), George Clooney (Supporting Actor)

The Iron Lady
Sure Thing: Meryl Streep (Lead Actress); Best Bet: (Makeup)

Jane Eyre
Possible: Costume Design

J. Edgar
Possible: Leonardo DiCaprio (Lead Actor), Art Direction; Long Shot: Armie Hammer (Supporting Actor), Tom Stern (Cinematography)

Kung Fu Panda 2
Possible: Animated Film

Like Crazy
Long Shot: Felicity Jones (Lead Actress)

Machine Gun Preacher
Possible: “The Keeper” – Chris Cornell (Original Song)

Margin Call
Possible: Kevin Spacey (Supporting Actor), J.C. Chandor (Original Screenplay)

Martha Marcy May Marlene
Long Shot: Elizabeth Olsen (Lead Actress)

Melancholia
Possible: Kirsten Dunst (Lead Actress), Manuel Alberto Claro (Cinematography), Art Direction

Midnight in Paris
Sure Thing: Woody Allen (Screenplay); Best Bet: Picture; Possible: Director (Woody Allen), Editing, Art Direction; Long Shot: Corey Stoll (Supporting Actor)

Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
Possible: Sound Mixing, Sound Editing

Moneyball
Sure Thing: Brad Pitt (Lead Actor), Aaron Sorkin, Steven Zaillian, and Stan Chervin (Adapted Screenplay); Best Bet: Picture; Possible: Bennett Miller (Director), Jonah Hill (Supporting Actor), Editing

The Muppets
Possible: “Man or Muppet” and “Life’s a Happy Song” – Bret McKenzie and “Pictures in My Head” – Jeannie Lurie, Aris Archontis, and Chen Neeman (Original Song); Long Shot: Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller (Adapted Screenplay)

My Week with Marilyn
Sure Thing: Michelle Williams (Lead Actress); Kenneth Branagh (Supporting Actor), Costume Design; Long Shot: Judi Dench (Supporting Actress), Editing

Pina
Possible: Foreign Language Film

Pirates of the Caribbean
Possible: Sound Mixing, Sound Editing; Long Shot: Costume Design, Visual Effects

Puss in Boots
Possible: Animated Film

Rango
Best Bet: Animated Film

Rampart
Long Shot: Woody Harrelson (Lead Actor)

Rio
Possible: Animated Film

Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Sure Thing: Visual Effects; Best Bet: Sound Editing; Possible: Andy Serkis (Supporting Actor), Sound Mixing

A Separation
Sure Thing: Foreign Language Film; Possible: Asghar Farhadi (Original Screenplay)

Shame
Possible: Michael Fassbender (Lead Actor); Long Shot: Carey Mulligan (Supporting Actress), Steve McQueen (Director)

The Skin I Live in
Long Shot: Pedro Almodóvar and Agustín Almodóvar (Adapted Screenplay)

Snow Flower and The Secret Fan
Possible: Costume Design

Super 8
Possible: Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Visual Effects; Long Shot: J.J. Abrams (Original Screenplay)

Take Shelter
Long Shot: Michael Shannon (Lead Actor)

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Possible: Gary Oldman (Lead Actor), Alberto Iglesias (Score), Hoyte van Hoytema (Cinematography), Art Direction, Sound Mixing, Costume Design; Long Shot: Bridget O’Connor, Peter Straughn (Adapted Screenplay)

Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Possible: Sound Editing, Visual Effects; Long Shot: Sound Mixing

The Tree of Life
Sure Thing: Emmanuel Lubezki (Cinematography); Possible: Picture, Terrence Malick (Director), Editing, Art Direction, Sound Mixing, Visual Effects; Long Shot: Brad Pitt (Lead, or Supporting, Actor), Terrence Malick (Original Screenplay)

War Horse
Best Bet: Picture; Possible: Steven Spielberg (Director), Lee Hall and Richard Curtis (Adapted Screenplay), Editing, Janusz Kaminski (Cinematography), Sound Mixing, John Williams (Score), Visual Effects

Warrior
Possible: Nick Nolte (Supporting Actor); Long Shot: Tom Hardy (Lead Actor)

We Need to Talk About Kevin
Possible: Tilda Swinton (Lead Actress); Long Shot: Lynne Ramsay and Rory Kinnear (Adapted Screenplay)

Winnie the Pooh
Possible: Animated Film

Win Win
Possible: Tom McCarthy (Original Screenplay)

Young Adult
Possible: Charlize Theron (Lead Actress), Patton Oswalt (Supporting Actor), Diablo Cody (Original Screenplay); Long Shot: Editing

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/17/12

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What about, “Do the chickens have large talons?”

Original Version
1. LMFAO – “Sexy and I Know It”
2. Rihanna ft. Calvin Harris – “We Found Love”
3. Flo Rida – “Good Feeling”
4. Bruno Mars – “It Will Rain”
5. Adele – “Someone Like You”
6. Katy Perry – “The One That Got Away”
7. Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg ft. Bruno Mars – “Young, Wild & Free”
8. Pitbull ft. Chris Brown – “International Love”
9. Gym Class Heroes ft. Adam Levine – “Stereo Hearts”
10. J. Cole – “Work Out”
11. Kelly Clarkson – “What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)”
12. Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera – “Moves Like Jagger”
13. Big Sean ft. Nicki Minaj – “Dance (A$$)”
14. T-Pain ft. Wiz Khalifa and Lily Allen – “5 O’Clock”
15. David Guetta ft. Usher – “Without You”
16. Drake – “Headlines”
17. will.i.am ft. Mick Jagger and Jennifer Lopez – “T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)”
18. Hot Chelle Rae – “I Like It Like That”
19. Lady GaGa – “Marry the Night”
20. B.o.B ft. Lil Wayne – “Strange Clouds”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Someone Like You
2. We Found Love
3. Good Feeling
4. Sexy and I Know It
5. The One That Got Away
6. Without You
7. Marry the Night
8. Headlines
9. It Will Rain
10. What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)
11. T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)
12. Moves Like Jagger
13. Young, Wild & Free
14. 5 O’Clock
15. Dance (A$$)
16. International Love
17. Work Out
18. Strange Clouds
19. I Like It Like That
20. Stereo Hearts

SNL Video Recap January 14, 2012 Daniel Radcliffe/Lana Del Rey

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