If there’s one thing I love in life, it’s a Victoria’s Secret commercial. The thing about Victoria’s Secret commercials is that they always have such great music – like in their currently airing spot for the Spring 2013 Fabulous Collection, which features “Black Magic” by Magic Wands. Magic Wands are so hip that their genres – lovewave, edgy pop – don’t even have their own Wikipedia pages yet.
Watch And/Or Listen to This: Magic Wands’ “Black Magic”
February 27, 2013
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2012-13 Emmy Comedy Contenders: Where We Stand
February 27, 2013
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We’re well into 2012-13 television season, and the Emmy competition for Best Comedy Series is as deep and varied as I can ever remember it being. Here’s how who I believe should be the contenders are shaping up:
Safe Bets
Happy Endings
Louie
The Middle
New Girl
30 Rock
This Was a Safe Bet Last Year, and I Feel Like it Should Be a Safe Bet This Year, But it Isn’t as Good as Last Year, But It Mixes Things Up a Lot, And Isn’t That a Mark of a Good Show? So Maybe it is as Good as Last Year
Girls
Not Enough Episodes Have Aired to Say for Sure
Community
When These Shows Are at Their Best, They’re the Best on TV, But Too Often This Season They Haven’t Been at Their Best (Their Own Fault Division)
Parks and Recreation
Suburgatory
When This Shows is at Its Best, It’s the Best on TV, But Too Often This Season It Hasn’t Been at Its Best (Not Its Fault Division)
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23
This Show Doesn’t Seem to Fit Any of My Categories, But It’s Good, Isn’t It?
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
One Show I Don’t Watch That is Possibly the Best Show on Television
Enlightened
2 Animated Shows That Will Probably Enter the Animated Field But Would Easily Be in the Running if They Were to Enter the Comedy Field
Archer
Bob’s Burgers
And here are my current Number One contenders in the acting categories:
Lead Actor
Joel McHale, Community
Lead Actress
Jane Levy, Suburgatory
Supporting Actor
Jake Johnson, New Girl
Supporting Actress
Elisha Cuthbert, Happy Endings
Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 2/26/13
February 26, 2013
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Hey, I was expecting some Ke$ha.
Original Version
1. Rihanna ft. Mikky Ekko – “Stay”
2. Justin Timberlake ft. Jay-Z – “Suit & Tie”
3. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
4. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
5. fun. – “Carry On”
6. Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man”
7. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
8. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
9. Maroon 5 – “Daylight”
10. Drake – “Started From the Bottom”
11. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
12. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
13. Hunter Hayes – “Wanted”
14. Ed Sheeran – “The A Team”
15. Miguel – “Adorn”
16. P!nk – “Try”
17. Swedish House Mafia – “Don’t You Worry Child”
18. Fall Out Boy – “My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)”
19. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
20. A$AP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar – “F**kin’ Problems”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Adorn
2. Thrift Shop
3. Try
4. Girl on Fire
5. Stay
6. Ho Hey
7. Sweet Nothing
8. Carry On
9. I Knew You Were Trouble
10. Don’t You Worry Child
11. F**kin’ Problems
12. Suit & Tie
13. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up)
14. Started From the Bottom
15. When I Was Your Man
16. I Will Wait
17. Scream & Shout
18. Wanted
19. The A Team
20. Daylight
The 1st Annual Jeff Malone Academy Awards
February 25, 2013
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A lot of people complain about the Oscars getting it wrong, but nobody ever does anything about it. So here I am, doing something about it. This is the 1st Annual Jeff Malone Academy Awards, honoring the best of the cinema of 2012.
My nominees are listed after the video. Winners are in bold and all caps.
Supporting Actor
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
SAMUEL L. JACKSON, Django Unchained
Richard Jenkins, Cabin in the Woods
Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike
Animated Feature
WRECK-IT RALPH
Cinematography
ROBERT RICHARDSON, Django Unchained
Claudio Miranda, Life of Pi
Steve Yedlin, Looper
Masanobu Takayanagi, Silver Linings Playbook
Roger Deakins, Skyfall
Visual Effects
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
LIFE OF PI
Marvel’s The Avengers
Prometheus
Snow White and the Hunstman
Costume Design
Kari Perkins, Bernie
SHAREN DAVIS, Django Unchained
Paco Delgado, Les Misérables
Sharen Davis, Looper
Karen Patch, Seven Psychopaths
Makeup & Hairstyling
Argo
CLOUD ATLAS
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Sound Mixing
David Husby, Cabin in the Woods
Mark Ulano, Django Unchained
SIMON HAYES, Les Misérables
Lee Orloff, Pitch Perfect
Kevin Bolen, Wreck-It Ralph
Sound Editing
Randle Akerson, The Dark Knight Rises
Larry Blake, Haywire
Robert Jackson, Killing Them Softly
JEREMY PEIRSON, Looper
Karen Baker Landers and Per Hallberg, Skyfall
Supporting Actress
AMY ADAMS, The Master
Emily Blunt, Looper
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
Jacki Weaver, Silver Linings Playbook
Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect
Film Editing
Lisa Lassek, Cabin in the Woods
Elliot Greenberg, Chronicle
Dody Dorn, End of Watch
BOB DUCSAY, Looper
Jay Cassidy and Crispin Struthers, Silver Linings Playbook
Production Design
Cabin in the WoodsDjango Unchained
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hunger Games
LIFE OF PI
Original Score
Tom Tykwer, Reinhold Heil, and Johnny Klimek, Cloud Atlas
Heather McIntosh, Compliance
David Holmes, Haywire
JONNY GREENWOOD, The Master
Alexandre Desplat and Benjamin Britten, Moonrise Kingdom
Original Song
“Abraham’s Daughter,” written by Win Butler, Régine Chassagne, and T-Bone Burnett, The Hunger Games
“THE ANTIDOTE,” written by ANNIE CLARK (ST. VINCENT), The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
“Bittersweet,” written by Sonny Moore and Ellie Goulding, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
“Safe & Sound,” written by Taylor Swift, John Paul White, Joy Williams, Joy Williams, and T-Bone Burnett, The Hunger Games
“Skfyall,” written by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth, Skyfall
Adapted Screenplay
Skip Hollandsworth and Richard Linklater, Bernie
Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, and David S. Goyer, The Dark Knight Rises
Gary Ross, Suzanne Collins, and Billy Ray, The Hunger Games
Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
DAVID O. RUSSELL, Silver Linings Playbook
Original Screenplay
JOSS WHEDON and DREW GODDARD, Cabin in the Woods
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Rian Johnson, Looper
Zoe Kazan, Ruby Sparks
Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty
Director
Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty
Drew Goddard, Cabin in the Woods
RIAN JOHNSON, Looper
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Robert Zemeckis, Flight
Lead Actress
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Zoe Kazan, Ruby Sparks
Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games
JENNIFER LAWRENCE, Silver Linings Playbook
Quvenzhané Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Lead Actor
Jack Black, Bernie
BRADLEY COOPER, Silver Linings Playbook
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight
Picture
Bernie
CABIN IN THE WOODS
Django Unchained
Flight
The Hunger Games
Looper
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Ruby Sparks
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty
Jmunney’s 2012 Oscar Prediction Contest Results
February 25, 2013
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Congratulations to Jeff Smith and Zena (thats_ent), who for the second year in a row won my Oscar contest, correctly picking the correct winners in 19 out of 24 categories. Last year, they also correctly predicted 19 winners. Unlike last year, they are not sharing their win with four other entrants. Jeff missed only Supporting Actor, Director, Documentary Short, Production Design, and Makeup. Zena missed only Supporting Actor, Director, Documentary Short, Animated Feature, and Production Design. With the tie in Sound Editing, either of the winners – Skyfall and Zero Dark Thirty – was counted as a correct choice. My brother, Rob Malone, didn’t fare too well, probably because he mostly picked the movie he wanted to win – Lincoln – and ignored whatever the favorite was.
T1. Jeff Smith – 19
T1. Zena (thats_ent) – 19
3. Denexxel Domingo – 18
T4. Brenton Andreasik – 17
T4. “Not the Real Randy Jackson” – 17
6. Neil Lapinsky – 16
T7. Bob Malone – 15
T7. Sue Malone – 15
9. John Huerta – 9
10. Rob Malone – 6
The Oscar Winners:
Best Picture
Argo
Lead Actor
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Lead Actress
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Supporting Actor
Christoph Waltz, Django Unchained
Supporting Actress
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
Director
Ang Lee, Life of Pi
Adapted Screenplay
Chris Terrio, Argo
Original Screenplay
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Documentary Feature
Searching for Sugar Man
Documentary Short
Inocente
Animated Feature
Brave
Foreign Language Film
Amour (Austria)
Film Editing
Argo
Cinematography
Life of Pi
Production Design
Lincoln
Animated Short
Paperman
Live Action Short
Curfew
Visual Effects
Life of Pi
Sound Mixing
Les Misérables
Sound Editing
TIE: Skyfall and Zero Dark Thirty
Costume Desgin
Anna Karenina
Makeup & Hairstyling
Les Misérables
Original Score
Mychael Danna, Life of Pi
Original Song
“Skyfall,” by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth, from Skyfall
Jmunney’s 2012 Alternative Oscar Contest Results
February 25, 2013
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Here are the correct answers to the alternative questions:
1. What movie will win the most awards? Life of Pi – 4
2. What will be the first category presented? Supporting Actor
3. What will the first commercial be for? Samsung
4. How many of the acting winners will cry during their acceptance speeches? 0
5. How long will the show be? C. 3 ½ hours-just under 4 hours (approximately 3 hrs. 35 mins.)
6. Who will present the award for Best Picture? Jack Nicholson and Michelle Obama
7. How many acceptance speeches will include foreign words and phrases? 1 – Director
8. Will host Seth MacFarlane open with a montage of clips that he appears in or a stand-up routine? Stand-up
9. How many times will the orchestra start playing while a winner is still giving the acceptance speech? 4 – Visual Effects, Documentary Feature, Sound Editing, and Original Screenplay
10. How many winners will not be present to accept their awards? 0
With only 2 entrants in this year’s Alternative Contest, there was a two-way tie for first! Congratulations to the only two participants, Jeff Smith and Zena (who goes by the handle thats_ent) … who also tied for first in the regular contest. Also, the two of them tied for first last year in the normal contest (along with four others), and Zena won last year’s Alternative Contest.
T1. Jeff Smith – 3
T1. Zena (thats_ent) – 3
Jmunney’s Oscar Predictions
February 24, 2013
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Okay, here are my guesses. I went against the favorites in a few categories. There’s a bit of wishful thinking this year.
Picture – Silver Linings Playbook
Director – Steven Spielberg, Lincoln
Lead Actor – Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Lead Actress – Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Supporting Actor – Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Supporting Actress – Anne Hathaway, Les Miserables
Adapted Screenplay – Tony Kushner, Lincoln
Original Screenplay – Michael Haneke, Amour
Animated Feature – Wreck-It Ralph
Foreign Film – Amour
Costume – Les Miserables
Song – “Skyfall,” by Adele, from Skyfall
Score – Mychael Danna, Life of Pi
Documentary – How to Survive a Plague
Documentary Short – Inocente
Makeup – Les Miserables
Production Design – Life of Pi
Film Editing – Argo
Cinematography – Life of Pi
Sound Editing – Skyfall
Sound Mixing – Les Miserables
Visual Effects – Life of Pi
Animated Short – Adam and Dog
Live Action Short – Asad
VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 2/23/13
February 23, 2013
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We’re shaking.
Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
2. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
3. Maroon 5 – “Daylight”
4. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
5. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
6. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
7. P!nk – “Try”
8. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
9. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
10. fun. – “Cary On”
11. Hunter Hayes – “Wanted”
12. Bruno Mars – “When I Was Your Man”
13. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
14. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
15. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
16. Olly Murs ft. Flo Rida – “Troublemaker”
17. Matchbox Twenty – “Overjoyed”
18. Emeli Sandé – “Next to Me”
19. Alabama Shakes – “Hold On”
20. Bon Jovi – “Because We Can”
Jmunney’s Revision
1. Hold On
2. Little Talks
3. Locked Out of Heaven
4. Thrift Shop
5. Try
6. Girl on Fire
7. It’s Time
8. Sweet Nothing
9. Carry On
10. Troublemaker
11. I Knew You Were Trouble
12. Next to Me
13. When I Was Your Man
14. I Will Wait
15. Wanted
16. Scream & Shout
17. Catch My Breath
18. Daylight
19. Overjoyed
20. Because We Can
Watch And/Or Listen to This: Tame Impala – “Elephant”
February 23, 2013
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I saw Australian rock band Tame Impala perform “Elephant” on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Monday night, and I’ve been listening to it every day since. They sound like Magical Mystery Tour-era Beatles. Lead singer Kevin Parker even has a voice like John Lennon’s!
Best in Film 2012: Best Films of the Year
February 23, 2013
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2012 may have been the best year for movies since I have been alive. At least it was the best cinematic year of my lifetime that I can remember well. So I had to go with a Top TWENTY this year. My top 3 all would have been number one material in most years. Enjoy!
1. Cabin the Woods

If you’re a horror movie aficionado, Cabin in the Woods has got plenty to offer you. If you’re familiar with horror movies but not really a fan of the genre, then Cabin in the Woods will still probably win you over. I cannot think of any other movie that was as successful as Cabin at completely deconstructing an entire genre. It somehow managed to include elements of every type of horror movie in a way that actually worked. Cabin also may be the hardest movie ever to talk about without spoiling. Essentially every moment plays around with expectations, right from the opening shot. So should I dare continue talking about, and give everything away? Well, for one thing, since there is so much to potentially spoil, having a few twists spoiled will not ruin the whole movie. And my year-end best-of write-ups are geared towards readers who have already seen the movie anyway. But if you haven’t seen Cabin yet, just stop reading and consider it as highly recommended as possible, and go watch it. Then come back and read this last sentence, in which I list some of my favorite aspects, such as the corporate drudgery – wittily brought to life by Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford – that is responsible for carrying out the horror movie-style killings, the constant, challenging voyeuristic text and subtext, and, of course, the release of all the monsters.
Memorable Line: “Hell, I’ve been here since the war.” “Which war?” “You know damn well which war!” “Would that have been with the blue and some in grey, brother, perhaps, fighting against brother in that war?”
2. Looper

Rian Johnson deserves all the praise we want to give him for the audacity of setting nearly the entire second half of his sci-fi actioner on a single mother’s farmhouse. And for the skill at making that second half as consistently thrilling as the first half. Less surprisingly – but just as impressively – Looper deserves praise for making its version of time travel work, if there even is such a thing as making time travel work. If you focus on the mechanics of the time travel, then all time travel movies are confusing and “illogical.” Looper spells its own unique rules, but is wisely flexible about them (there seems to be the potential for multiple versions of the future, but the future that has already happened can be affected by the new present); as Abe (Jeff Daniels) points out, it’s best not to think about it too much, as it “just fries your brain like an egg.” Ultimately, Looper is an affecting character piece, with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Willis, Emily Blunt, and Pierce Gagnon going all out to make their characters as sympathetic, which is particularly meaningful since this movie illustrates the quandary of whether or not it is worth it to kill a child that you know will grow up to be a monster. I would be remiss without mentioning that Looper is also the most well-edited action film in ages, with the diner faceoff scene a perfect example of this commendable editing.
Memorable Line: “And the path was a circle… round and round. So I changed it.”
3. Silver Linings Playbook

Silver Linings Playbook is a fascinating portrayal of mental illness in that the character with bipolar disorder is the one spreading a gospel of positivity. Pat Solitano – brought to life with desperate verve by Bradley Cooper – is the most positive person his friends and family know. But he is also the most prone to completely breaking down. I suppose that capability for mood swings is what defines bipolarity. But that positivity – that’s Pat’s personality, that’s his philosophy about life. The bipolar disorder truly is an illness and not at all a character flaw. The fact is, everyone in this movie (and everyone everywhere) perhaps is at least a little crazy. So it is a good idea to be open about that craziness. Thus, the most cathartic moments of SLP are those in which secrets, and thus craziness, are exposed: the revelation that Dolores had been telling Tiffany where Pat would be running, Pat Sr.’s pep talk to Pat after the dance, Pat’s declaration of love to Tiffany, and just about every time Tiffany says anything to anybody.
Memorable Line: Because Silver Linings Playbook had the best screenplay around, dialogue-wise, you get THREE memorable lines!
“It can still be a date if you order Raisin Bran.”
“You might not have experienced the shit that I did — but you loved hearing about it, didn’t you? You are afraid to be alive! You’re afraid to live! You’re a conformist! You’re a hypocrite! You’re a liar! I opened up to you and you judged me! You’re an asshole! You’re an asshole!”
“Dear Tiffany,
I know you wrote the letter. The only way you could beat my crazy was by doing something crazy yourself. Thank you. I love you. I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up. I just got stuck.
Pat”
4. Flight

Flight kicks off with a stunning, action-packed setpiece that may be the most physiologically affecting movie scene I have ever experienced. Then … it slows down. It becomes a little demanding of its audience after initially making it so easy to pay attention. Flight is a character study; it is about one man’s arc: his descent, crash, and ultimate flight. Since it is all about Whip, it requires an excellent actor in the lead role, and who better than Denzel? The success of Flight hinges so much on Denzel’s ability to wring every last emotion out of the viewer. As Whip lingers by the minibar the night before his hearing, the tension is unrivaled. The swipe of that first drink of the night as the scene is utterly devastating. All of this self-destruction ultimately allows for a hell of a catharsis in the final scene. When Whip’s son interviews him in the prison yard, I choked up – twice.
Memorable Line: “Who are you?” “That’s a good question.”
5. Ruby Sparks

Nathan Rabin of The A.V. Club has made a bit of name for himself by coining the term “Manic Pixie Dream Girl,” to describe a currently in vogue trope in fiction of quirky love interests who inspire the male lead character to wake up to how amazing life is. And perhaps without even realizing it, Zoe Kazan wrote a nifty little screenplay that served as a perfect deconstruction of this trope. The MPDG character has been criticized for being unrealistic and merely the wish-fulfillment product of writers’ imaginations. In this film, Ruby Sparks is literally the product of a writer’s imagination. Control freak novelist Calvin (Paul Dano) is (mostly) thrilled to discover that the girl he has been writing about has come to life, but he has no idea how to handle the fact that she is able to interact with the rest of the world outside of his head. Ultimately, Ruby Sparks becomes a metaphor for the creative process and the relationship between artists and their works after they have realized those works to the public. At that point, as the release-that-which-you-love-ending of Ruby Sparks makes clear, an artistic creation is owned by the world as much as it is owned by the creator, if not more so.
Memorable Line: “They’ll think it’s fiction.”
6. The Perks of Being a Wallflower

When I was in high school, I was struck by how different it was so different than high school in the movies. The Perks of Being a Wallflower shows that maybe the movies actually can get it right as far the high school experience goes. A truth that Perks really gets – one which applies to high school and the rest of life – is that people are people. Cliques and labels do exist, but they are a simplification. When I try to think of why Charlie ended up with the group of friends that he did, it doesn’t seem like anything more than an accident of time and place. Also, they were nice to each other. The fact that he is a freshman hanging out with seniors may be notable, but it’s kind of beside the point. As The Perks of Being a Wallflower so accurately portrays it, it is something of a mystery who ends up being the most important people in our lives. But such an accident of life should not make those people any less meaningful to us – the fact that it can be so mysterious can make everyone even more wonderful. This at times can be a struggle – the film’s philosophical crux is that “we accept the love we think we deserve” – but when we embrace what we have, it just feels so right. And there doesn’t need to be any more to it than that.
Memorable Line: “Be aggressive! Passive aggressive!”
7. Zero Dark Thirty

Zero Dark Thirty is a thinker, not a fighter. Well, it is a bit of a fighter, too, and a damn good one when it needs to be. The climactic scene of the raid on bin Laden’s compound has been rightly praised as perhaps the most riveting action sequence of 2012, but the moments that lead up to that catharsis are not as easily describable. In fact, they are not as easily worth giving praise to. In the everlasting war on terror, answers are hardly ever easy, nor are they are any more so in Zero Dark Thirty. The hunt for bin Laden movie wasn’t the crowdpleaser that some people expected it to be, but neither was the real-life hunt for bin Laden. The debates over the film’s portrayal of torture – Does it support torture? Does it oppose it? Is it neutral? Is it saying it helped in locating bin Laden? – are an indicator that it succeeded. It was meant to challenge, just as the post-9/11 world and the endless war on terrorism has been continually challenging.
Memorable Moment: Maya crying at the end
8. Bernie

The most striking thing about the true-crime stunner Bernie is the footage during the credits in which Jack Black is talking to the real Bernie Tiede. How could a man so kind-hearted have committed a crime so heinous? Writer/director Richard Linklater wisely stages much of the film in the style of a documentary, with a series of interviews with various citizens of Carthage, Texas. They all attest to how Bernie Tiede is the most loved and well-respected man in town. Ultimately, Bernie serves as the starkest of evidence that the most angelic among us are capable of the most heinous of crimes. That all the facts of the case are known and that it is all presented so matter-of-factly makes it just a little frightening.
Memorable Line: “Then down south, San Antonio – that’s where the Tex meets the Mex.”
9. The Hunger Games

Adolescence is a time of big emotions – every moment seems like the biggest. In a society in which teenagers are reaped for a fight to the death, as in The Hunger Games, then it should come as no surprise that that bigness of adolescence would be amplified. The Hunger Games succeeds mostly as a fascinating character study, with the feisty Jennifer Lawrence bringing life to the fierce Katniss Everdeen. Katniss, like many a classic hero, is initially reluctant to step forward and stand for something. But when the time comes for her to make a sacrifice, she discovers the hero that she was meant to be. In the end, she is still a member of the group that she came from, but she is also somewhat at a distance – she is the “Girl on Fire.” But somehow, she continually refuses to realize how awesome and desirable she is, making her maddening and thus all the more enjoyable to watch. She’s not a boring hero.
Memorable Line: “Thank you for your consideration.”
10. Django Unchained

The latest faux-historical from Quentin Tarantino is one in which the main characters all have a moral code, or something like it. Jamie Foxx’s Django is driven by a devoted, steadfast love to his wife Broomhilda. Christoph Waltz’s King Schultz may be dirty in his methods, but he is an agent of the law, and his actions are performed according to his duties as an agent of the law. Leo DiCaprio’s Calvin Candie doesn’t exactly have a code of morality – more like a code of entertainment and hospitality. And Samuel L. Jackson’s Stephen – well, he’s the crux of the whole movie. His code makes him do more than just accept his place. He isn’t just suspicious of uppity blacks, he isn’t just polite to his master – he loves his master. Actually, he’s hardly ever polite. He has not patience for anyone who doesn’t see things as he does. A warped perspective like his can only be the product of the world that Django Unchained exists in – a warped existence that can only end in a mess.
Memorable Line: “Sorry, I couldn’t resist.”
11. Safety Not Guaranteed
Safety Not Guaranteed is ultimately about the power of faith. Identifying with Aubrey Plaza’s sincere lead performance, we are asked to go along with the time travel scheme despite all lack of believability. In partnership with the main story is a delightful subplot in which Jake Johnson’s character places faith in the possibility of rekindling an old relationship.
12. The Dark Knight Rises
TDKR is a fittingly circular conclusion to an epic modern masterpiece. It is an absurd fantasia that resembles something like reality in which every major philosophy of life is embodied and magnified, then stuck on an island for a world-defining clash.
13. Chronicle
What if a group of real kids suddenly gained superpowers? What if one of them was mentally unstable? There would be a struggle among allies about the proper way to wield power.
14. Haywire
Haywire is pure, fucking action. With an actual fighter in the role of lead hitwoman, it provides action setpieces laid bare for your enjoyment.
15. Sound of My Voice
Despite seeming set on laying a critical eye on the lure of cults, Sound of My Voice actually ends up leaving open the possibility of time travel. It is ultimately an examination – colored by fascination – of the charisma required to lead a group that does not make sense.
16. Wreck-It Ralph
The best non-Pixar Disney animated film in years tells us that, yes, we can break out of the roles that have been assigned to us. There can be more to our lives than what we have been coded for.
17. Lincoln
Steven Spielberg’s historical yarn is an ultimately uplifting examination of the wheeling and dealing of politics. Daniel Day-Lewis’ Abraham Lincoln knows how to play a room, thanks to his profound conviction.
18. Moonrise Kingdom
Wes Anderson’s latest is a charming little play-world tucked within reality where young love can thrive and take artful expression.
19. Argo
Sometimes, there is a happy ending, against all odds, and it makes for a hell of a story.
20. End of Watch
A pair of basically (read: profoundly) good cops get in over their heads. These characters are so likable and so admirable that you are practically begging for them to make it out alive.
And the 21st best movie of the year was 21 Jump St.!
I didn’t see the following movies. Are they good? I hope so.
Amour, Arbitrage, Holy Motors, How to Survive a Plague, The Imposter, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, The Loneliest Planet, ParaNorman, The Queen of Versailles
And Now, The Biggest Stars of the Year:
-Jennifer Lawrence (The Hunger Games, Silver Linings Playbook)
-Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Looper, Premium Rush, The Dark Knight Rises, Lincoln)
-Mark Duplass (Safety Not Guaranteed, Your Sister’s Sister, Zero Dark Thirty, co-director of Jeff, Who Lives at Home, TV’s The League)
-Chris Messina (Ruby Sparks, Argo, Celeste & Jesse Forever, TV’s The Mindy Project)
-Matthew McConaughey (Magic Mike, Killer Joe, Bernie, The Paperboy)
-Joss Whedon (Director of The Avengers, co-writer/producer of Cabin in the Woods, Comic-con Firefly reunion panel)