Community Episode Review: 5.6 “Analysis of Cork-Based Networking”

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“Introduction to Statistics,” “Pascal’s Triangle Revisited,” “Early 21st Century Romanticism,” “Herstory of Dance,” meet the newest member of your family – “Analysis of Cork-Based Networking.”  If there is one storytelling well that has not run dry for Community (and probably never will run dry), it’s school dances.  Even the otherwise shaky Season 4 got it right.  And perhaps that’s what the otherwise brilliant, but rather dark, Season 3 was missing.  Community has a tricky history with romance, but dance episodes have an essentially flawless record when it comes to love and relationships.  “Statistics” covered Jeff and Slater (and teased Jeff and Annie way ahead of schedule); “Pascal’s” dealt with the Jeff-Britta-Slater triangle and then snuck Annie in; “Romanticism” covered Abed and Troy with the librarian (“Books!”) as well as Jeff and the whole group; and “Herstory” teamed up Abed and coat check girl Rachel.  Interestingly, this episode only covers the romance in the C-plot, so we’ll get to that discussion a little later.

To start off, the Save Greendale committee storyline is finally picked back up, after a few weeks off to take care of saying goodbye to Pierce and Troy.  It begins with that old Community standby: the cold opening study table powwow (or, “prelimawow”).  The roster is a little different, but the dynamic is as strong as ever.  The departed may be gone, and that still hurts, but wisely, the new normal has been established.  And then there is an excellent cut-to-the-credits moment, as Annie punctures wall with a star meant to commemorate accomplishing a task.

The bulletin board A-plot with Annie and Hickey seemed a little lightweight due to a storyline that will probably not be picked up on further from here on out.  Lightweight or not, it was appropriately fun in a byzantine manner – or rather, a labyrinthine manner (it was enjoyable even without puppets or androgynous rock stars).  To get a bulletin board back up somehow involves getting approval from the custodian crew, who must be smoothed over with a favor from Paget Brewster in the I.T. department, who is happy to hear head of parking Robert Patrick might be able to help her out, who makes a demand that requires turning to Dean Pelton.  Hickey makes a big fuss about how all this backdoor deal-making is forcing Annie to compromise her principles, and she does display a worrisome tendency therein as she sets out to prove that “Annie Edison doesn’t get nothing done.”  But this storyline is really more about cutting through Greendale’s red tape, and this plot may not be significant plotwise, but it does have plenty significant to say about long-term characterization.  Annie continues to bust balls this season, and in Buzz Hickey, she has inspired another ally to fight alongside her.

As Annie leaves Jeff, Shirley, Duncan, and Chang to put together the midterm dance, this B-plot ends up being one of the funniest ever Chang-centric plots.  Seriously, his insisting on the “Bear Down on Midterms” theme may have been the funniest scene of the season, and it was quickly topped by the “Fat Dog” dance (“It’s not made up“).  The others are frustrated by Chang’s insistence, perhaps a bit too much, as “bear down” is an actual phrase and it does make sense when applied to midterms.  But Chang really needed to expound how that phrase could apply to a dance, as Duncan made clear (“you can’t just repeat it, you need to explain yourself”).

Ultimately, the midterm dance plot worked as well as it did because it was so thoroughly detailed in a way that was specific to the universe of the show itself: it turns out that Chang was inadvertently inspired by a story of a bear attack in Wisconsin, so to avoid the sensitive topic, the bears are re-fashioned into fat dogs.  And in beautiful, ass-covering fashion, Shirley and Duncan create a fat dog entry on Wikipedia, while Chang composes a fat dog song and dance.  And it all falls apart in the most hilarious way imaginable: Garret yelling “IT’S A BEAR DANCE!”

Finally, we get to the romance, which does NOT focus on Jeff and Annie, despite (or because of?) the fact that they have already had so much screen time together this season.  Instead, Abed stumbles into a day-long affair with a deaf girl, thanks to his wearing noise-cancelling headphones to avoid a spoiler-happy Britta.  Speaking of Britta, geez, did she go a bit too far?  I could understand, though not approve, her getting back at Abed for spoiling her, but how could she justify ruining his time with the cute deaf girl played by Katie Leclerc?  At least it was clear that she wasn’t the right girl for Abed if she was willing to spoil him for cash, and Britta did realize the error of her ways fairly quickly, but still – whoa.  The tension between her and Abed was inexplicably fraught.

The ultimate silver lining here was the return of Brie Larson, which we all know I’ve been anxiously awaiting.  I’ve been wondering how things went on the date that Abed and Rachel decided to have at the end of “Herstory of Dance.”  Apparently, that date never happened!  Or, it did, but they never contacted each other again until now.  That’s a little disheartening after how well they hit it off initially, but at least they were both mature about this second chance, not spending any time getting angry with each other, instead admitting they both should have been more proactive, and then deciding right then and there to get dinner (and apparently watch Rick and Morty – the best new show of 2014!).  I loved that Rachel started a coat check at this dance without any permission – I’m assuming she did so in the hopes of running into Abed again, a tactic reminiscent of Matt Damon pursuing Emily Blunt in The Adjustment Bureau.  As someone who was awaiting this moment with bated breath, I must now ask: that’s not it, right?!  They didn’t get Brie Larson back just for 2 minutes, did they?!  Based on the last shot of the two of them (during the Roxy Music-scored montage – add “More Than This” to the pantheon that also includes “Somewhere Out There” and “Kiss From a Rose”), it looks like she’ll be around a bit longer.  I mean, she was sitting in Troy’s seat.

Speaking of guest stars, this episode sure had a lot of them.  Was it too much?  Or did they satisfy?  Part of that, at least on an initial view, depends on whether or not you knew ahead of time that they were going to appear.  Since I hang out in areas where that sort of thing is revealed ahead of time, and also I can’t help but look it up myself anyway, I already knew about almost all of them.  It was fine knowing that Jerry Minor was going to be there, since he’s already appeared multiple times and this storyline more or less required his presence.  Eddie Pepitone wasn’t announced, but I figured he would show up.  I actually think it was better that I knew about Kumail Nanjiani, because I might have gotten too excited if he showed up unexpectedly and I wouldn’t have been able to settle into his rhythm; he basically played one of his overly officious characters from Portlandia.  Nathan Fillion’s appearance was a little disappointing, but that was more to do with it being so short, and Nathan Fillion is bigger than that, so it would have been a disappointment whether or not I knew he was going to be there.  Maybe he and Kumail could show up again at random points in the future, the way Jerry Minor and Eddie Pepitone have.  Paget Brewster’s appearance was fine for me either way, as I don’t know her that well.  It would have been cool if I didn’t know about Robert Patrick’s appearance, because he’s the sort of guy that I would go, “Oh, wow, Robert Patrick” to if it were a surprise, but it wasn’t that big of a deal.  With Katie Leclerc, it didn’t matter either way, because I’ve never seen her in anything else.  It was probably the most problematic knowing about Brie Larson, seeing as knowing about her made it obvious how Abed’s plot was going to end.  But everyone played their part well – I can’t in good conscience knock the episode for what I knew or didn’t know ahead of time.

This really was one of the most consistently hilarious episodes in a while, so I’ll end my review by listing some great funny moments I haven’t gotten to yet:
-“Is deforestation on the list?”
-“They really get the incest right.”
-“That was gibberish. You’re good.”
-“Yes, that is a Whitney original” – great line thanks to Kumail’s delivery
-Annie yelling “EVVEERRYTHING!” (which seems to have been a reference to Gary Oldman yelling “EVVEERRYONE!” in Léon: The Professional)
-“There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times.”
-“Whatever you’ve got in your butt, can we get it out later?”
-“But you learned a lesson, and I gave a differently-abled person a job! … Let’s be fat dogs about this!”
-“This got Sorkin-y.”
-The bad sign language was great, and endearing, since Abed was actually making an effort to learn.
-The Dean thinks David Bowie is macho, which, of course he would.  And hey, even though Bowie may be androgynous, he’s got plenty of testosterone, perhaps too much, as his one multi-colored eye is due to a fight in which he was punched in the face.

Best Movie Scenes of 2013

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(WARNING: SPECIFIC SPOILERS FOLLOW)

1. The Counselor – Telling the Catfish Story – The greatness of the notorious “catfish” scene is not about the prurient pleasures of watching Cameron Diaz hump a car.  It is about the bizarre joy of hearing Javier Bardem tell this story.  He is absolutely stunned.  He can’t believe that this really happened, nor does he understand why it would happen.  The whole inexplicableness of it all is thrilling.
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2. Stoker – Shower masturbation – It seemed like just another working through stress while cleaning oneself scene, but then it was revealed what was really going on…
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3. Prisoners – Driving to the hospital – The tension nearly caused me to pass out.

4. The Wolf of Wall St. – Lemmon Quaaludes – Leonardo DiCaprio debuted his comedy skills in a bravura display of physicality.

5. Inside Llewyn Davis – “Please Mr. Kennedy” – Endearing innocuousness; also Adam Driver pushing his unique vocalization to its fullest potential.

6. Captain Phillips – Shock – A dramatization of the aftermath of trauma unlike just about anything that has ever been filmed.

7. Spring Breakers – “Everytime” – It wasn’t until Spring Breakers that I realized how beautiful this song is.  And of course that’s the scary part.

8. Despicable Me 2 – “I Swear” – Can we have the minions cover every 90’s one-hit wonder boy band?  Or would the charm eventually wear off?

9. The World’s End – Bathroom fight – When a beheading leaves behind blue ink on a toilet, you know you’re in for a treat.

10. 12 Years a Slave – Hanging – An ugly moment grotesquely dragged out over time representing the precarious balance of Solomon Northup’s life.
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Best Films of 2013

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(WARNING: GENERAL SPOILERS FOLLOW)
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1. You’re Next
– If you like The Strangers, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like your home-invasion movies a little more self-aware like Funny Games, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like your home-invasion movies violently slapsticky like Home Alone, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like the criminals in a crime movie to have a plan that is ultimately their undoing like in Double Indemnity, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like your movie criminals to have bleakly witty banter as in a Coen brothers movie, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like John Carpenter films primarily for their music, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like Sharni Vinson’s physicality in Step Up 3D but wish her acting were also up to that level, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like all of this, chances are You’re Next is at number 1.
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2. 12 Years a Slave – Maybe it’s because I’ve become desensitized, or maybe it was due to my high pain tolerance, but I did not find 12 Years a Slave to be the torturous viewing experience that many described it as.  True, 12 Years was not shy about showing the most destructive elements of human bondage, but I had already accepted the historical truth of this ugliness.  But accepting it and confronting it are two different things.  Steve McQueen took full advantage of the visual nature of this medium, creating indelible images – asking the audience to really look at what it is when the enslaved are completely beaten down.  The visuals are put to profound effect also in the uniquely expressive eyes of Chiwetel Ejiofor.  As Solomon Northup, in the final scene, his face is total wariness, indicating a change similar to that of the hero’s journey.  After the decade-plus stolen from him, he is aware of not only how unnatural it was for him to be enslaved, but how equally true that it is for anyone who has ever been enslaved.
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3. American Hustle – For the third time in four years, a David O. Russell film is third on my list.  And once again, Russell offers a humanistic perspective on a subject that could easily display the ugliness of people.  No character is judged in this morass of scams and dirty dealing.  Everyone has something to offer the world, no matter what side of the law they are operating on.  But what really sells American Hustle is what seemed at first to be its most superficial appeal: the relentlessly 70’s fashion choices of several of the main characters seem patently wrong, but they commit to them so thoroughly, fashioning themselves into whatever they want to be.  Similarly, Russell goes crazy with his handheld camera moves, and foggy lenses, and surplus of whispered dialogue, and whatever other filmmaking techniques he can come up with, making Hustle the most vibrant cinematic experience of the year.
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4. Philomena – It’s your classic young/old, male/female, atheist/believer odd couple road trip movie, but you had better believe that with Steve Coogan and Judi Dench in these roles, the characterization is going to be a lot more nuanced than that.  A story with a clear end goal set up right from the start is always setting itself up to be disappointing.  Philomena’s reunion with her son almost definitely could never have lived up to expectations.  So it was brilliant that the story focused on discovering his life after knowing that he was already dead.  Ultimately, Philomena Lee’s tenacity and faith in the goodness of others despite all those who stood in her way make her a model of Catholic morality.
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5. Prisoners – One of my friends who I saw Prisoners with figured out who the kidnapper was as soon as that character was introduced.  This did not produce a sense of inadequacy in me at not also being able to figure it out right away.  I wasn’t even trying to figure out the mystery!  Well, that’s stretching the truth a bit.  It was not until after it was over and I had time to think about it (and Prisoners has stuck in my brain more than any other movie of 2013) that I fully realized that figuring out the mystery was not a big deal.  But I could still tell while watching that there was plenty besides the case – or just figuring out the case – that needed to be paid attention to.  The whole milieu was just unsettling enough to set every character at least a little bit on edge – snakes crawling out of crates, the circle maze serving red herring, and the cast of people that were only tangentially related to the disappearance of the two little girls.  Everyone was imprisoned by the illusion of a safe life being destroyed, and that did not change once the case was solved and the girls were rescued, and I think that is why this story really sticks with you – even when good wins out, you can’t quite shake what disturbs you.
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6. The World’s End – It’s becoming clear to me that the part of my soul that makes me love Community so much is the same part that makes me so receptive to the shared filmography of Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost.  Like that show, the genre pastiches of the Cornetto Trilogy may seem like silly larks, but they are actually the means of really digging into the emotional truth of its characters.  Gary King finds a way out of his rock bottom as the world goes through an apocalypse.  In rising up as a hero, he makes a surprising, and surprisingly profound, case for personal agency: life perfected from without is worse than one screwed up from within.  Also, the action is well-staged, and the gags are hilarious.
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7. Blue is the Warmest Color – The Jeff Malone record for most hunger-inducing movie of all time was set in 2013 by Blue is the Warmest Color.  If you haven’t seen it, you probably think I mean hungry for sex, and that was the case to a certain extent.  The long lovemaking scenes were indeed memorable in their passionate matter-of-factness.  But if you have seen it, you know that what I am really talking about is pasta.  There was a lot of spaghetti, and I was unfortunately nowhere near a bot of boiling water while watching.  With all that in mind, the story of Adele reminded me to really bite down on the pleasures in life and make them last.
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8. Captain Phillips – For the most part, the narrative structure of Captain Phillips is rather mundane for such a high-stakes situation.  The story beats unfold with a matter-of-fact succinctness: the pirates targeted the boat.  Captain Phillips almost got rid of them.  The pirates got onto the boat.  They kidnapped Captain Phillips.  They headed back to the shore.  The Navy started following them.  A deal was worked out.  Then this happened.  Then that happened.  Then something else happened.  The point is made that even the most stressful scenarios in life simply happen as they happen.  Then the ending, which serves no necessary narrative purpose, breaks up that simplicity, and it is devastating, delivering the full weight of the ordeal of this film.
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9. Nebraska – Woody Grant is not ready to go quietly, nor will he give up on a dream of success in which everyone can look at him and go, “Wow, that guy made it.”  This despite looking he has been worn down by life more than most.  Maybe there was a moment that Woody did not really believe that he won a million dollars, or at least considered the possibility.  But he so wanted some great big tangible, positive development to be true that any reasonable argument to the contrary never had any chance.  The point is, he wanted a win.  In that sense, Nebraska is a sort of unassuming buddy movie, in which Woody’s son David is the one most able to understand what his dad really wants and the one most willing to believe that he is worth indulging.
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10. FrozenFrozen really sneaks up you in revealing how awesome it is.  This may be the most socially progressive movie Disney has ever made, which is no mean feat for a company that has often been associated with promoting antiquated gender roles.  Frozen subverts the typical Disney style by first pretending like it is going to plow headlong into that old-school style.  One of the princesses is all set to marry a man on the day she meets him, and then … she is firmly told what a fool she is being.  Ultimately, she ends up with a much better man for her, but also – that isn’t the point.  Characters in Frozen are free to love, but love doesn’t exclusively define any of them, and it also makes clear to say that whatever you go on to do in your own life, you ought to remain cool with the family that you began your life with.  And it also helps that some great singing voices belong to Idina Menzel (which a lot of people already knew) and Kristen Bell (which not enough people already knew).

Best Performance of the Year:
James Franco, Spring Breakers

And the Rest of the Best Performances of the Year, in alphabetical order:
Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
Amy Adams, American Hustle
Christian Bale, American Hustle
Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
Daniel Brühl, Rush
Steve Coogan, Philomena
Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
Sharlto Copley, Oldboy
Judi Dench, Philomena
Robert De Niro, American Hustle
Bruce Dern, Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
Adèle Exarchopoulos, Blue is the Warmest Color
Jake Gyllenhaal, Prisoners
Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips
Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine
Chris Hemsworth, Rush
Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Street
Hugh Jackman, Prisoners
Brie Larson, Don Jon and Short Term 12
Jude Law, Side Effects
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Matthew McConaughey, Mud and The Wolf of Wall Street (and presumably Dallas Buyers Club)
Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
Simon Pegg, The World’s End
June Squibb, Nebraska
Lily Taylor, The Conjuring
Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks
Sharni Vinson, You’re Next
Mia Wasikowska, Stoker
Forest Whitaker, Lee Daniels’ The Butler

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/28/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
2. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
3. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
4. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
5. Bastille – “Pompeii”
6. Lorde – “Team”
7. Jason Derulo ft. 2 Chainz – “Talk Dirty”
8. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”
9. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
10. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
11. Pharrell – “Happy”
12. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
13. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
14. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
15. Katy Perry – “Roar”
16. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Mary Lambert – “Same Love”
17. Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown – “Show Me”
18. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
19. Miley Cyrus – “Adore You”
20. Avicii – “Hey Brother”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Team
2. Happy
3. The Monster
4. Demons
5. Pompeii
6. Hey Brother
7. Timber
8. Drunk in Love
9. Burn
10. Roar
11. Counting Stars
12. Let Her Go
13. Adore You
14. Talk Dirty
15. Brave
16. Same Love
17. Best Day of My Life
18. Show Me
19. Say Something
20. Story of My Life

SNL Recap January 25, 2014: Jonah Hill/Bastille

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Comedy based on stereotypes can work, but if it isn’t subversive, then it tends to perpetuate those stereotypes, intentionally or not.  It’s also just difficult to make it work as far as funny goes, because it tends to lack the element of surprise.  You have to do a really good job of playing the stereotype straight.  The performances were decent, but not spectacular.  The last routine was a little bit better than the others, in that it went beyond “stereotypical straight guy” material into “creepy guy” territory. C+

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I was just thinking of how, in light of his Golden Globe win for Best Actor in a “Comedy,” Leo DiCaprio would make a great SNL host.  He would follow in a distinguished line of primarily dramatic actors whose dramatic chops can be effectively parlayed into comedy.  But he’s never seemed like he would be interested.  So, when everyone was asking Jonah about him, it was weird to be thinking, “So, Leo is here, right?”  This ended up being solid way of addressing an aspect of Jonah Hill’s personality – his self-seriousness as an AC-TOR – which is, I would argue, generally a better approach than addressing a single moment of the host’s life.  (Why does Taran keep making those noises at the end of his sentences as Brad Pitt?) B

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What Won TV? – January 19-January 25, 2014

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – True Detective
Monday – Rick and Morty
Tuesday – New Girl at its best for some time
Wednesday – Suburgatory
Thursday – Community – Season 5 is making me happy.
Friday – Enlisted
Saturday – SNL, thanks in large part surprisingly to a sketch about a clogged toilet.

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/25/14

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Each week, I check out VH1′s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
2. Eminem ft. Rihanna – “The Monster”
3. Zedd ft. Hayley Williams – “Stay the Night”
4. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
5. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
6. Lorde – “Team”
7. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
8. Bastille – “Pompeii”
9. John Newman – “Love Me Again”
10. Beyoncé – “XO”
11. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
12. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
13. The Fray – “Love Don’t Die”
14. Fall Out Boy – “Alone Together”
15. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
16. Daughtry – “Waiting for Superman”
17. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
18. Christina Perri – “Human”
19. Goo Goo Dolls – “Come to Me”
20. Colbie Caillat – “Hold On”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Team
2. The Monster
3. Demons
4. Pompeii
5. XO
6. Love Me Again
7. Timber
8. Burn
9. Sweater Weather
10. Counting Stars
11. Let Her Go
12. Love Don’t Die
13. Stay the Night
14. Alone Together
15. Best Day of My Life
16. Human
17. Say Something
18. Hold On
19. Waiting for Superman
20. Come to Me

Community Episode Review: 5.5 “Geothermal Escapism”

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“Geothermal Escapism” started out as a paintball episode in every way except paintball.  But “The Floor is Lava” was close enough to paintball anyway, as it also proved to have the capacity to destroy the entire campus, with thanks also once again to a disproportionately enticing prize.  The possibility that something like this could happen on Community was never in doubt.  Of course Abed would want to give Troy an appropriately massive, campus-wide send-off.  And no surprise that it would call back to their past great adventures.  But for the first half of this episode, I was a little wary.  It wasn’t just that Lava was so similar to paintball (the post-apocalyptic angle was new, but really just a subgenre of the action genre so fully covered in “Modern Warfare”), it was that the character stakes didn’t seem that high.  “Modern Warfare” took place in light of Jeff and Britta’s sexual tension boiling over, and the Season 2  2-part finale was precipitated by the possibility of Pierce being kicked out of the group.  It feels like at this point in the show’s run, these people are too comfortable with each other to have conflicts on those scales.

This is why I kept my eye on Britta, who insisted on everyone having a chance to grieve.  This really seemed unnecessary; nobody wanted Troy to go, sure, but not everyone needs to go through the same grieving process when a friend leaves.  Jeff, Shirley, and Annie at least all seemed perfectly capable of seeing Troy off without too much fuss.  But there was somebody missing from that opening study room scene.  Abed’s absence served both a narrative and a thematic purpose, and this was ultimately all brought together by the end.

It wasn’t just that the creators of Community wanted to re-capture the glory of the paintball episodes.  Abed was the one who orchestrated The Floor is Lava.  He was the one who really wanted to go back to those good times.  Britta may have applied her grief psychology too broadly at first, but she was right to have that mindset.  If genre-savvy Abed – who knows to be wary of sequels – was so focused on making something like a sequel (a spinoff, perhaps), then something had to have been be up.  When the game comes down to Troy, Britta, and Abed, everything is brought into perspective.  Abed knows intellectually that Troy won’t be here forever, but his unique emotional state affects his perception so strongly that he can’t help but see the floor as lava.  This episode had to be so similar to what had come before so that the change of the status quo that came at the end could be felt so strongly.

So I had no trouble feeling the ending of this episode, but it took me some mental aerobics that I more or less just explained to really get on the first half’s wavelength.  Ultimately, I do think it succeeded from start to finish.  It helped that the action was so well-directed.  You really got a sense of how painful some of those falls were.  Annie’s drop especially looked like it hurt.  There was also no shortage of laughs, with highlights including Duncan’s complaint that everyone besides the British cheats, Garrett’s storytelling about Shirley Island, “the reverse Danny Thomas” (whatever the hell that is), Gillian Jacobs’ delivery of “I understand. I lived in New York”, and “Cirque Du so long, you high-stepping acro-bastards,” which was perhaps as funny as it was only because Leonard said it.

For Troy’s last episode, “Geothermal Escapism” didn’t focus as much as one might have expected on Mr. Barnes.  But as I talked about in my review of “Cooperative Polygraphy,” Troy has clearly matured enough to take on this next stage of his life.  It wasn’t necessary to show him preparing, as it was clear that it was time for him to move on.  And so this episode focused more on those saying goodbye, particularly Abed, and here was just the latest example of how much of a classic all-time TV character he is.  It has never been confirmed one way or the other that Abed has Asperger syndrome, or something similar, and I think that has been for the best.  He understands his limitations, and he consistently attempts to work around him, so it is fascinating to see him actually debilitated by his condition.  It is a fitting cap to one of the great friendships in TV history to see Abed be able to be so honest with Troy in that moment.

As Troy is about to set sail, he gets the perfect goodbye from each of his friends.  His moment with Britta interestingly – and poignantly – calls back to their relationship from last season.  Annie eloquently expresses her amazement that someone she could barely talk to at first is now the easiest person for her to open up to.  Shirley is rightly denoted as the badass of the group.  Jeff, who in previous seasons looked to have been threatened by Troy’s heroic rise, is now genuinely impressed by how his protégée of sorts is now more awesome than he is.  And Troy and Abed – Clone Troy and Clone Abed, that is – don’t shake hands.  They hug.

Best Music Videos of 2013

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1. Pharrell – “Happy” [Creative Director: Woodkid] – The full video for “Happy” is a day-long experience that plays on a loop on 24hoursofhappy.com.  I haven’t watched every last minute of the 24 hours, but I am impressed by it nonetheless.  I have seen the four-minute edited version, and it is pretty cool, too.  A menagerie of people dance however they want to dance as they walk through streets and hallways, gladly taking heed of the commands in Pharrell’s lyrics.  Everyone indeed looks happy.  Rarely has such an earnest effort calling for positivity been successful on such a gargantuan scale.

2. Haim – “The Wire” [Director: Jonathan Lia] – The music video with the best short narrative of the year is “The Wire,” in which the Haim sisters break up with some guys, but remain awesome.  Also awesome, hilariously so: Jorma Taccone’s cry-face.

3. Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors” [Director: Floria Sigismondi] – JT’s tribute to his grandparents is a tearjerking testament to a love that decades later remains as strong as it was the day it began.

4. Miley Cyrus – “We Can’t Stop” [Director: Diane Martel] – A year in which a Miley Cyrus video is reminiscent of Zardoz (re: talking, floating heads) is a pretty good year.

5. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs – “Sacrilege” [Director: Megaforce] – Slut shaming: the music video.  The sex is thrilling, but in this crazy mixed-up world, it’s still too much for some people to handle.

6. Bat for Lashes – “Lilies” [Director: Peter Sluszka] – “Lilies” captures the magic of the musical performances from The Muppet Show, specifically the ones in which the musical guest was accompanied by the more monstrous puppets.  Natasha Khan is equal parts thrilled and freaked out by the imposing, yet fascinating creatures on this spacey seascape.

7. A-Trak & Tommy Trash – “Tuna Melt” [Director: Ryan Staake] – There have been other Rube Goldberg-style music videos, but no others that ultimately merely opened a door to a closet in which a sandwich is on a plate.

8. Tegan and Sara – “Closer” [Director: Issac Rentz] – The Quin twins have the most enthusiastic karaoke party ever, but what really sells this clip is the casual tossing aside of the microphone at the end.

9. Disclosure – “When a Fire Starts to Burn” [Director: Bo Mirosseni] – The “When a Fire Starts to Burn” clip appears to be one of those religious revival meetings in which people become so possessed by the spirit that their bodies start shaking and their minds get lost.  But what’s being preached here is the possession itself: let yourself be overcome by the sensation of being overcome.

10. Avicii – “You Make Me” [Director: Sebastian Ringler] – Is everyone finally ready to admit how awesome roller skating rinks are?  Or at least how awesome roller skating love stories are?

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/21/14

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Each week, I check out FUSE’s Top 20 countdown, and then I rearrange the songs based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. Pitbull ft. Ke$ha – “Timber”
2. A Great Big World and Christina Aguilera – “Say Something”
3. OneRepublic – “Counting Stars”
4. Passenger – “Let Her Go”
5. Rihanna ft. Eminem – “The Monster”
6. One Direction – “Story of My Life”
7. Bastille – “Pompeii”
8. Lorde – “Team”
9. Avicii – “Wake Me Up”
10. Imagine Dragons – “Demons”
11. Ellie Goulding – “Burn”
12. Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z – “Drunk in Love”
13. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
14. The Neighbourhood – “Sweater Weather”
15. Kid Ink ft. Chris Brown – “Show Me”
16. Sara Bareilles – “Brave”
17. Pharrell – “Happy”
18. Zendaya – “Replay”
19. American Authors – “Best Day of My Life”
20. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. ScHoolboy Q and Hollis – “White Walls”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Wake Me Up
2. Team
3. Happy
4. The Monster
5. Demons
6. Pompeii
7. Wrecking Ball
8. Timber
9. Drunk in Love
10. Burn
11. Sweater Weather
12. Counting Stars
13. Let Her Go
14. Brave
15. White Walls
16. Best Day of My Life
17. Replay
18. Show Me
19. Say Something
20. Story of My Life

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