If I were in charge of unilaterally selecting the nominees and winners for the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences – and let’s be honest, we all know that is eventually going to happen – then here are what and who the recognized films and filmmakers would be for this year’s ceremony (winners are in bold and ALL CAPS):

Best Picture
American Hustle
Philomena
Prisoners
12 Years a Slave
YOU’RE NEXT

Lead Actor
Christian Bale, American Hustle
Bruce Dern, Nebraska
LEONARDO DiCAPRIO, THE WOLF OF WALL STREET
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

Lead Actress
Amy Adams, American Hustle
Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
JUDI DENCH, PHILOMENA
Adèle Exarchopoulos, Blue is the Warmest Color
Mia Wasikowska, Stoker

Supporting Actor
Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
JAMES FRANCO, SPRING BREAKERS
Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Street
Jude Law, Side Effects

Supporting Actress
Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine
Brie Larson, Don Jon
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
June Squibb, Nebraska
LILI TAYLOR, THE CONJURING

Animated Feature
Despicable Me 2
FROZEN
Monsters University

Cinematography
Emmanuel Lubezki, Gravity
Phedon Papamichael, Nebraska
Ben Sarasin, Pain & Gain
ROGER DEAKINS, PRISONERS
Benoît Debie, Spring Breakers

Costume Design
MICHAEL WILKINSON, AMERICAN HUSTLE
Catherine Martin, The Great Gatsby
Trish Summerville, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Patricia Norris, 12 Years a Slave
Guy Speranza, The World’s End

Director
Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave
DAVID O. RUSSELL, AMERICAN HUSTLE
Denis Villeneuve, Prisoners
Adam Wingard, You’re Next
Edgar Wright, The World’s End

Film Editing
Jay Cassidy, Crispin Struthers, and Alan Baumgarten, American Hustle
Christopher Rouse, Captain Phillips
Kirk Morri, The Conjuring
DOUGLAS CRISE, SPRING BREAKERS
Paul Machliss, The World’s End

Makeup and Hairstyling
AMERICAN HUSTLE
Evil Dead
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
Prisoners

Original Score
STEVEN PRICE, GRAVITY
William Butler and Owen Pallett, Her
Mark Orton, Nebraska
Thomas Newman, Saving Mr. Banks
Thomas Newman, Side Effects

Original Song
“Happy,” written by Pharrell Williams, Despicable Me 2
“Ordinary Love,” written by Paul Hewson, Dave Evans, Adam Clayton, and Larry Mullen, Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom
“PLEASE MR. KENNEDY,” WRITTEN BY ED RUSH, GEORGE CROMARTY, T BONE BURNETT, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, JOEL & ETHAN COEN, INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS

Production Design
The Conjuring
GRAVITY
The Great Gatsby
Her
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Sound Editing
Oliver Tarney, Captain Phillips
GLENN FREEMANTLE, GRAVITY
Wylie Stateman, Lone Survivor
Scott Martin Gershin, Pacific Rim
Smokey Cloud and Scott Weintraub, Stoker

Sound Mixing
Skip Livesay, Niv Adiri, Christopher Benstead, and Chris Munro, Gravity
Skip Livesay, Greg Orloff, and Peter F. Kurland, Inside Llewyn Davis
Andy Koyama, Beau Borders, and David Brownlow, Lone Survivor
Glen Gauthier and Tim Le Blanc, Pacific Rim
GLEN TREW AND JIM BOLT, STOKER

Visual Effects
GRAVITY
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Pacific Rim

Adapted Screenplay
Billy Ray, Captain Phillips
Simon Beaufoy and Michael Arndt, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
STEVE COOGAN AND JEFF POPE, PHILOMENA
John Ridley, 12 Years a Slave
Terrence Winter, The Wolf of Wall Street

Original Screenplay
ERIC WARREN SINGER AND DAVID O. RUSSELL, AMERICAN HUSTLE
Spike Jonze, Her
Aaron Guzikowski, Prisoners
Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright, The World’s End
Simon Barret, You’re Next