This Is a Movie Review: Kubo and the Two Strings

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Kubo and the Two Strings makes no bones about its belief in its title character’s storytelling prowess. That is a mighty promise to make, one that would be deadly if reneged upon. Thankfully Kubo, with his oft-repeated mantra of “If you must blink, do it now,” can weave quite the tale. The film puts that quality to fine use in the beginning (as it sets the adventurous tone) and at the end (as the adventure is over and the tone for moving forward is set), but in between is less buoyed by that oomph. Not all is lost, as the body of the film features some intricately devised reveals and the idiosyncratic designs of Laika’s stop-motion animation, but the middle lacks that demonstrableness that says, “you had better pay attention.”

My rating for Kubo and the Two Strings is: I Blinked Only 10 Times in the 102-Minute Runtime.

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of October 8, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
2. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
3. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign ft. X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
4. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
5. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
6. twenty one pilots – “Cancer”
7. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
8. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
9. Fitz and the Tantrums – “HandClap”
10. Kaleo – “Way Down We Go”
11. Bastille – “Good Grief”
12. Bishop Briggs – “River”
13. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dark Necessities”
14. Green Day – “Bang Bang”
15. blink-182 – “Bored to Death”
16. Kings of Leon – “Waste a Moment”
17. Skillet – “Feel Invincible”
18. Cage the Elephant – “Trouble”
19. The Head and the Heart – “All We Ever Knew”
20. Beck – “Wow”
21. Panic! at the Disco – “Bohemian Rhapsody”
22. Metallica – “Hardwired”
23. Phantogram – “You Don’t Get Me High Anymore”
24. The 1975 – “Somebody Else”
25. Judah & the Lion – “Take It All Back”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. You Don’t Get Me High Anymore
2. River
3. Wow
4. Way Down We Go
5. Unsteady
6. Dark Necessities
7. Ride
8. Somebody Else
9. Trouble
10. Good Grief
11. Ophelia
12. Take It All Back
13. Waste a Moment
14. Cancer
15. Hymn for the Weekend
16. All We Ever Knew
17. Bang Bang
18. The Sound of Silence
19. Hardwired
20. Heathens
21. Feel Invincible
22. Sucker for Pain
23. Bohemian Rhapsody
24. HandClap
25. Bored to Death

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of October 8, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey – “Closer”
2. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
3. Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber and MØ – “Cold Water”
4. DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber – “Let Me Love You”
5. Sia ft. Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
6. Shawn Mendes – “Treat You Better”
7. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
8. D.R.A.M. ft. Lil Yachty – “Broccoli”
9. Charlie Puth ft. Selena Gomez – “We Don’t Talk Anymore”
10. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – “This Is What You Came For”
11. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
12. Rihanna – “Needed Me”
13. Adele – “Send My Love (to Your New Lover)”
14. Drake ft. WizKid and Kyla – “One Dance”
15. Drake ft. Rihanna – “Too Good”
16. Kiiara – “Gold”
17. Justin Timberlake – “Can’t Stop the Feeling!”
18. Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj – “Side to Side”
19. gnash ft. Olivia O’Brien – “i hate u, i love u”
20. Ariana Grande – “Into You”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Gold
2. Into You
3. Cheap Thrills
4. Side to Side
5. Needed Me
6. Cold Water
7. Ride
8. Broccoli
9. Closer
10. i hate u, i love u
11. Let Me Love You
12. Don’t Let Me Down
13. Send My Love (to Your New Lover)
14. Too Good
15. One Dance
16. Can’t Stop the Feeling!
17. This Is What You Came For
18. We Don’t Talk Anymore
19. Heathens
20. Treat You Better

Son of Zorn 1.2 Review: “Defender of Teen Love”

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The Simpsons 28.1 Review: “Monty Burns’ Fleeing Circus”

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“Our desperate plea is non-negotiable.” http://www.bubbleblabber.com/review-the-simpsons-monty-burns-fleeing-circus/

What Won TV? – September 18-September 24, 2016

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – Please tell me you saw The Emmys, too.
Monday – We all deserve to be in  The Good Place.Tuesday – New Girl, New Season, New Joys
Wednesday – Documentary Now!
Thursday – RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars
Friday – The Eric Andre Show
Saturday – There were a few cool college football plays.

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of October 1, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange that top 25 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
2. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
3. Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, & Imagine Dragons with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign ft. X Ambassadors – “Sucker for Pain”
4. Coldplay – “Hymn for the Weekend”
5. X Ambassadors – “Unsteady”
6. Disturbed – “The Sound of Silence”
7. Kings of Leon – “Waste a Moment”
8. The Lumineers – “Ophelia”
9. Fitz and The Tantrums – “HandClap”
10. twenty one pilots – “Cancer”
11. Bastille – “Good Grief”
12. Kaleo – “Way Down We Go”
13. Bishop Briggs – “River”
14. blink-182 – “Bored to Death”
15. Red Hot Chili Peppers – “Dark Necessities”
16. Green Day – “Bang Bang”
17. The Head and the Heart – “All We Ever Knew”
18. Cage the Elephant – “Trouble”
19. Panic! at the Disco – “Bohemian Rhapsody”
20. Metallica – “Hardwired”
21. Beck – “Wow”
22. Green Day – “Revolution Radio”
23. Skillet – “Feel Invincible”
24. The Fray – “Singing Low”
25. Phantogram – “You Don’t Get Me High Anymore”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. You Don’t Get Me High Anymore
2. River
3. Wow
4. Way Down We Go
5. Unsteady
6. Dark Necessities
7. Ride
8. Trouble
9. Good Grief
10. Ophelia
11. Waste a Moment
12. Revolution Radio
13. Hymn for the Weekend
14. All We Ever Knew
15. Bang Bang
16. Cancer
17. The Sound of Silence
18. Singing Low
19. Hardwired
20. Heathens
21. Feel Invincible
22. Sucker for Pain
23. Bohemian Rhapsody
24. HandClap
25. Bored to Death

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of October 1, 2016

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality.

Original Version
1. The Chainsmokers ft. Halsey – “Closer”
2. twenty one pilots – “Heathens”
3. Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber and MØ – “Cold Water”
4. Sia ft. Sean Paul – “Cheap Thrills”
5. The Chainsmokers ft. Daya – “Don’t Let Me Down”
6. DJ Snake ft. Justin Bieber – “Let Me Love You”
7. Calvin Harris ft. Rihanna – “This Is What You Came For”
8. Shawn Mendes – “Treat You Better”
9. twenty one pilots – “Ride”
10. Adele – “Send My Love (to Your New Lover)”
11. Rihanna – “Needed Me”
12. D.R.A.M. ft. Lil Yachty – “Broccoli”
13. Charlie Puth ft. Selena Gomez – “We Don’t Talk Anymore”
14. Drake ft. WizKid and Kyla – “One Dance”
15. Lady GaGa – “Perfect Illusion”
16. Drake ft. Rihanna – “Too Good”
17. Ariana Grande – “Into You”
18. Justin Timberlake – “Can’t Stop the Feeling!”
19. Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj – “Side to Side”
20. Kiiara – “Gold”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Gold
2. Perfect Illusion
3. Cheap Thrills
4. Into You
5. Side to Side
6. Needed Me
7. Cold Water
8. Ride
9. Broccoli
10. Closer
11. Let Me Love You
12. Don’t Let Me Down
13. Send My Love (to Your New Lover)
14. Too Good
15. One Dance
16. Can’t Stop the Feeling!
17. This Is What You Came For
18. We Don’t Talk Anymore
19. Heathens
20. Treat You Better

What Won TV? – September 11-September 17, 2016

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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

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Sunday – Vice Principals
Monday – Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
Tuesday – Atlanta
Wednesday – What time is it? Documentary Now!
Thursday – Better Things. Period.
Friday – The Eric Andre Show
Saturday – Creative Arts Emmys (particularly this acceptance speech)

This Is a Movie Review: Sully

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The main conflict driving Sully is the National Transportation Safety Board’s investigation into US Airways Flight 1549. The implicit question seems to be: Was Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger really a hero? To which presumably every viewer would respond, “Of course!” I suppose the NTSB must do their due diligence to determine if an emergency runway landing was possible, but at a certain point (i.e., right away), you can’t help but ask, “These people do realize that both engines failed and yet everyone survived, don’t they?”

The easy criticism would be to say that Sully should have just focused on the actual Hudson River landing (by far its strongest feature in both technical and dramatic heft). The trouble, though, is that wouldn’t make for a very long movie. The birds fly into the engines almost immediately, there are then only a few minutes to decide what to do, and rescue crews are right on the scene. If this were all shown in real time, it would last about 30 minutes. The entire flight is basically presented twice over, and that is mostly a good decision.

Eventually, everyone decides that indeed this was heroism of the highest order (and not just from Sully, but from everybody involved), and somehow, instead of saying, “Took you long enough,” I instead was roused (and relieved by a zinger of a final line). That is due mostly to high-class acting – of course Tom Hanks as Sully, with Aaron Eckhart right by his side, and also Mike O’Malley, Anna Gunn, and Jamey Sheridan too awesome to hate as the NTSB crew. (Laura Linney does what she can with the cliché role of “hero’s wife on phone,” which is to say: she’s Laura Linney.) The ultimate results of the investigation declare: this rescue was even more amazing than we could have ever imagined. We were already pretty sure about that, but now we’re sure enough to last two lifetimes.

I give Sully 8 Happy Endings out of 10 Frantic Phone Calls, but I must take away 2 Canadian Geese for the Probably Unfair Treatment of the NTSB.

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