CREDIT: Will Heath/NBC

My letter grades for each sketch and segment is below. My in-depth review is on NewsCult:

White House – C+

Ryan Gosling’s Monologue – B-

NSA Alien Abduction Interview – B-

Levi’s Wokes (BEST OF THE NIGHT) – B

The Fliplets – B-

Jay-Z ft. Damian Marley performs “Bam” – B-

Weekend Update
The Jokes – B+ (A+ for “White Fudge Ding Dongs”)
Angela Merkel – B
A Guy Who Just Bought a Boat – C

Henrietta & the Fugitive (BEST SECOND HALF OF THE NIGHT) – B

Terrezano’s – B

Jay-Z performs “4:44” – C+

papyrus – B

Mickey’s End Zone – B-