This Is a Movie Review: Leave No Trace

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CREDIT: Bleecker Street

I give Leave No Trace 3.5 out of 5 Trails: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/leave-no-trace-movie-review-director-of-winters-bone-returns-with-another-story-of-life-on-the-edge/

This Is a Movie Review: Three Identical Strangers

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CREDIT: NEON

I give Three Identical Strangers 4 out of 5 Long-Lost Siblings: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/three-identical-strangers-movie-review-stranger-than-fiction-documentary-shows-story-of-lost-siblings-with-dark-truth-lurking/

This Is a Movie Review: ‘Uncle Drew’ Shows the Youngbloods How It’s Done

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CREDIT: Quantrell D. Colbert/Lionsgate.

This review was originally posted on News Cult in June 2018.

Starring: Kyrie Irving, Lil Rel Howery, Erica Ash, Shaquille O’Neal, Chris Webber, Reggie Miller, Nate Robinson, Lisa Leslie, Nick Kroll, Tiffany Haddish, JB Smoove, Mike Epps

Director: Charles Stone III

Running Time: 103 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for General Shenanigans and a 7-Foot-Tall Man’s Bare Behind

Release Date: June 29, 2018

One of the joys of growing up in the 1990s was savoring the plethora of sports movies and athletes moonlighting as movie stars. It was something of a golden age, or at least that’s how it appeared to my impressionable mind. There were the minor, but era-defining hits like Rookie of the Year, Shaq was basically allowed to do whatever he wanted, even Dennis Rodman teamed up with Jean-Claude van Damme before he became buddies with Kim Jong Un. And of course there was the landmark success of Space Jam. This is all to say, movies like Uncle Drew, which stars NBA star Kyrie Irving as a character he originated for Pepsi Max, don’t really get made anymore. And while it certainly does not reinvent the sports flick or old-people-drag genres, it is heartening to know that something like this can still exist.

The title character, a Harlem streetball legend spoken about in mythical terms, certainly plays into a desire to return to past glories, as he chastises and schools young ballers on the right way to play the game. He is also prone to decry the “rappity-hippity-hop” music of today’s “youngbloods,” instead preferring to listen to hours-long funk jams on the eight-track player in his vintage van. But the film manages to avoid unhealthy nostalgia, as Drew’s version of the past is too goofy and demented to tempt anyone away from dismissing reality. The humor of this team of old farts, while certainly broadly drawn, is based on actual characterization instead of shallow punch lines. Actual NBA and WNBA stars like Reggie Miller, Nate Robinson, and Lisa Leslie have plenty of natural charisma. And there is just something inherently satisfying about dressing Shaq up like Wolverine’s grandfather and continuing to rib Chris Webber for one of the biggest mental lapses in basketball history.

What will make Uncle Drew a great choice over the coming years to watch for the hundredth time with friends is its fundamental niceness. We come to meet Drew via Dax (Lil Rel Howery), a streetball manager dedicated to the game but who gave up playing it years ago after a mortifying middle school defeat. Recently homeless, he is desperate to win the $100,000 grand prize at a high-profile Harlem tournament, thus why he turns to Drew and his band of old coots despite their clashing personalities and body temperatures. When the team finds out about Dax’s financial troubles, they feel a little betrayed upon discovering his true motivations, but they mostly encourage him to get back in touch with his love of the game. That ethos of bonhomie is matched by Uncle Drew‘s fundamentally welcome silliness and lovingly shot footage of between-the-legs dribbling, lights-out three pointers, and slam dunks.

Uncle Drew is Recommended If You Like: Space Jam, Coming to America, ESPN 30 for 30 documentaries

Grade: 3 out of 5 Boom Boom Rooms

This Is a Movie Review: Sicario: Day of the Soldado

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CREDIT: Richard Foreman, Jr./SMPSP

I give Sicario: Day of the Soldado 2.5 out of 5 False Flags: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/sicario-day-of-the-soldado-movie-review-cia-vs-drug-cartel-sequel-is-tense-and-well-crafted-but-shallow/

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of June 23, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange the top 25 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all of the top 25, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Imagine Dragons – “Whatever It Takes”
2. Imagine Dragons – “Thunder”
3. Imagine Dragons – “Believer”
4. Portugal. The Man – “Feel It Still”
5. Foster the People – “Sit Next to Me”
6. Bad Wolves – “Zombie”
7. Panic! at the Disco – “Say Amen (Saturday Night)”
8. John Mayer – “New Light”
9. lovelytheband – “Broken”
10. Weezer – “Africa”
11. Gorillaz ft. George Benson – “Humility”
12. Godsmack – “Bulletproof”
13. Panic! at the Disco – “High Hopes”
14. Two Feet – “I Feel Like I’m Drowning”
15. As I Lay Dying – “My Own Grave”
16. Vance Joy – “Saturday Sun”
17. Sir Sly – “&Run”
18. Dave Matthews Band – “Samurai Cop (Oh Joy Begin)”
19. Florence + the Machine – “Hunger”
20. Shinedown – “Devil”
21. Muse – “Thought Contagion”
22. The 1975 – “Give Yourself a Try”
23. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Dangerous Night”
24. Five Finger Death Punch – “Sham Pain”
25. Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats – “You Worry Me”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Feel It Still
2. You Worry Me
3. I Feel Like I’m Drowning
4. &Run
5. New Light
6. Hunger
7. Humility
8. Africa
9. Thought Contagion

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of June 23, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all 20, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Drake – “Nice for What”
2. Post Malone ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Psycho”
3. Cardi B, Bad Bunny, and J Balvin – “I Like It”
4. Drake – “God’s Plan”
5. Maroon 5 ft. Cardi B – “Girls Like You”
6. Juice WRLD – “Lucid Dreams”
7. Ella Mai – “Boo’d Up”
8. Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey – “The Middle”
9. Ariana Grande – “No Tears Left to Cry”
10. Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line – “Meant to Be”
11. Lil Baby and Drake – “Yes Indeed”
12. Childish Gambino – “This Is America”
13. Marshmello and Anne-Marie – “Friends”
14. Migos ft. Drake – “Walk It Talk It”
15. Bazzi – “Mine”
16. Shawn Mendes – “In My Blood”
17. Ed Sheeran – “Perfect”
18. BlocBoy JB ft. Drake – “Look Alive”
19. Camila Cabello – “Never Be the Same”
20. Post Malone – “Better Now”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. No Tears Left to Cry
2. This Is America
3. Boo’d Up
4. Never Be the Same

This Is a Movie Review: ‘Damsel’ is a Gonzo Western With an Important Message on Its Mind

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CREDIT: Magnolia Pictures

This review was originally posted on News Cult in June 2018.

Starring: Robert Pattinson, Mia Wasikowska, David Zellner, Nathan Zellner, Joseph Billingiere, Robert Forster

Directors: David Zellner and Nathan Zellner

Running Time: 113 Minutes

Rating: R for Sharpshooting Violence and Occasional Graphic Nudity, Often Mixed Together

Release Date: June 22, 2018 (Limited)

I would call Damsel a revisionist Western, except that the Western genre is not really popular enough anymore to really need revising. Nevertheless, co-directing brothers David and Nathan Zellner have plenty of revising on their minds, though their ideas do not apply exclusively to frontier America. Ultimately, I don’t how else to classify it, so let’s stick with “revisionist Western” and maybe throw in a “wacky” and “iconoclastic” in there for good measure.

Robert Pattinson strolls merrily into town as Samuel Alabaster, a man out of place and out of time. His stomach does not agree with the saloon he walks into (or any saloon really), his spirit is more poetic than cowboy, and his vocabulary is a bit too 21st Century, though it does not really fit in any era. Actually, none of the characters particularly speak they are from any recognizable time in American history. The Zellners have crafted a fantasy world that might be too bizarre for some audiences, but it is just delightful to my tastes, and Pattinson subsumes himself into this environment unforgettably.

There is one way that Samuel fits into the Wild West mold, and that is his instinct to rescue the damsel in distress. His beloved Penelope (Mia Wasikowska) has been kidnapped, and he is on his way to free her and make her his wife. But eventually it becomes clear that Samuel may not have the most trustworthy of perspectives and that Damsel is actually an indictment of a certain strain of toxic, entitled masculinity that is insidious in today’s society. It makes me wonder if willful misinterpretation regarding attempted romantic coercion was just as much of a problem hundreds of years ago as it is today. It certainly seems possible, as miscommunication has been causing conflicts throughout human history. Those struggles are not always as strange as the one portrayed in Damsel, but the stranger the example, the more memorable the movie.

Damsel is Recommended If You Like: Irreverent Westerns like Django Unchained, but with a defiantly feminist twist

Grade: 4 out of 5 Outhouse Explosions

This Is a Movie Review: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

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CREDIT: Universal Studios and Amblin Entertainment, Inc.
and Legendary Pictures Productions, LLC.

I give Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom 3 out of 5 Eruptions: https://uinterview.com/reviews/movies/jurassic-world-fallen-kingdom-movie-review-dino-sequel-provides-action-with-surprising-drama/

Billboard Hot Rock Songs – Week of June 16, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot Rock Songs chart, and then I rearrange the top 25 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all of the top 25, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Imagine Dragons – “Whatever It Takes”
2. Imagine Dragons – “Thunder”
3. Imagine Dragons – “Believer”
4. Portugal. The Man – “Feel It Still”
5. Foster the People – “Sit Next to Me”
6. Bad Wolves – “Zombie”
7. Gorillaz ft. George Benson – “Humility”
8. Weezer – “Africa”
9. Panic! at the Disco – “Say Amen (Saturday Night)”
10. John Mayer – “New Light”
11. lovelytheband – “Broken”
12. The 1975 – “Give Yourself a Try”
13. Godsmack – “Bulletproof”
14. Panic! at the Disco – “High Hopes”
15. Two Feet – “I Feel Like I’m Drowning”
16. Ghost – “Rats”
17. Vance Joy – “Saturday Sun”
18. Florence + the Machine – “Hunger”
19. Muse – “Thought Contagion”
20. Shinedown – “Devil”
21. Sir Sly – “&Run”
22. 30 Seconds to Mars – “Dangerous Night”
23. Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats – “You Worry Me”
24. Five Finger Death Punch – “Sham Pain”
25. Bastille – “Quarter Past Midnight”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Feel It Still
2. You Worry Me
3. I Feel Like I’m Drowning
4. &Run
5. New Light
6. Hunger
7. Humility
8. Africa
9. Thought Contagion

Billboard Hot 20 – Week of June 16, 2018

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Each week, I check out the Billboard Hot 100, and then I rearrange the top 20 based on my estimation of their quality. I used to rank all 20, now I just rank the cream of the crop.

Original Version
1. Post Malone ft. Ty Dolla $ign – “Psycho”
2. Drake – “Nice for What”
3. Cardi B, Bad Bunny, and J Balvin – “I Like It”
4. Maroon 5 ft. Cardi B – “Girls Like You”
5. Drake – “God’s Plan”
6. Ella Mai – “Boo’d Up”
7. Childish Gambino – “This Is America”
8. Kanye West – “Yikes”
9. Juice WRLD – “Lucid Dreams”
10. Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey – “The Middle”
11. Kanye West – “All Mine”
12. Bebe Rexha and Florida Georgia Line – “Meant to Be”
13. Ariana Grande – “No Tears Left to Cry”
14. Marshmello and Anne-Marie – “Friends”
15. Lil Baby and Drake – “Yes Indeed”
16. Kanye West ft. PARTYNEXTDOOR – “Ghost Town”
17. Migos ft. Drake – “Walk It Talk It”
18. Camila Cabello – “Never Be the Same”
19. BlocBoy JB ft. Drake – “Look Alive”
20. Shawn Mendes – “In My Blood”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. No Tears Left to Cry
2. This Is America
3. Boo’d Up
4. Never Be the Same
5. Yikes
6. Ghost Town

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