‘Den of Thieves 2: Pantera’ Adds International Flavor for Surprisingly Strong Results

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A couple of Panteras (CREDIT: Rico Torres)

Starring: Gerard Butler, O’Shea Jackson Jr., Evin Ahmad, Salvatore Esposito, Meadow Williams, Swen Temmel, Michael Bisping, Orli Shuka, Cristian Solimeno, Nazmiye Oral, Yasen Zates Atour, Giuseppe Schillaci, Dino Kelly, Rico Verhoeven, Velibor Topic, Antonio Bustorff, Cyril Gane

Director: Christian Gudegast

Running Time: 144 Minutes

Rating: R for Guns, Fists, Bad Words, and a Few Hits of E

Release Date: January 10, 2025 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Detective Nicholas O’Brien (Gerard Butler) might go by the nickname “Big Nick,” but they oughta call him Ahab, considering the white whale he just can’t let go of. That Moby Dick would be Donnie Wilson (O’Shea Jackson Jr.), who bested Big Nick and the city of Los Angeles several years ago with a twisty heist, and now he’s arrived in France for his next big score. But Nick is hot on his tail, and it looks like he wants to … help him out? It’s true, or at least it seems that way, as he embeds himself right within Donnie’s crew and talks a big game about abandoning the rule of law. Or, you know, it could be that he’s just finally decided to flex his undercover entrapment skills.

What Made an Impression?: Well, the first thing that made an impression is that I actually kinda liked Den of Thieves 2. Or at the very least I thought it was an improvement over the original Den, which felt like it was cosplaying more acclaimed urban American crime sagas. But Pantera manages to be its own thing by sprucing itself up on a whole new continent. The two-hour plus runtime feels more patient than indulgent, with writer-director Christian Gudagest confidently assembling various factions on his sprawling chess board. The dialogue is a lot less clever than the plotting, but at least there’s a certain self-aware charm to Butler’s macho-overload bluntness at this point in his career.

Den of Thieves 2: Pantera is Recommended If You Like: Cheap vibes crossed with high production values

Grade: 3 out of 5 Diamonds

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 1/10/25

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You’re traveling through another sketch show dimension… (CREDIT: Peacock/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Better Man (Theaters)
Hard Truths (Theaters)
The Last Showgirl (Theaters)

TV
Goosebumps Season 2 (January 10 on Disney+ and Hulu) – David Schwimmer leads the cast this time.
SNL50: Beyond Saturday Night (January 16 on NBC) – Docuseries coinciding with the show’s 50th Season; Morgan Neville directs.
Hollywood Squares Reboot Series Premiere (January 16 on CBS) – Rescheduled from 1/9.

Music
-Franz Ferdinand, The Human Fear
-Ringo Starr, Look Up

Sports
-Australian Open (January 11-26 on the ESPN Family of Networks) – Although in Australia, it will already be January 12 by the time it starts.

Robbie Williams Devolves in the Cheeky Rock Biopic ‘Better Man’

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Man! I feel like a Better Man (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures)

Starring: Robbie Williams, Jonno Davies, Steve Pemberton, Kate Mulvany, Alison Steadman, Damon Herriman, Raechelle Banno, Jake Simmance, Liam Head, Jesse Hyde, Chase Hollenweider, Tom Budge, Leo Harvey-Elledge

Director: Michael Gracey

Running Time: 135 Minutes

Rating: R for Sex, Drugs, and Pop Rock ‘n’ Roll

Release Date: December 25, 2024 (Limited Theaters)/January 10, 2025 (Wide Theaters)

What’s It About?: Based on my understanding, Robbie Williams is one of those fellows who’s a whole heck of a lot more popular on the other side of the pond than he ever was in the US of A. I know him best for his pre-Y2K hit “Millennium,” which I have plenty of fond memories of, but he never seemed like the kind of superstar who would get swarmed by rabid fans. But apparently he is in his native land of Merry Ol’ England! His career kicked off in the early 90s as a member of the boy band quintet Take That, and then he eventually broke off for a solo career. In the process, he endured all those vices endemic to the rock star lifestyle: addiction, rocky home life, rollercoaster romances. And eventually, he lived a life worthy of a biopic in which he’s portrayed as a chimp-human hybrid.

What Made an Impression?: Going Ape: Better Man is one of those biopics where the subject plays himself, which you might be surprised about considering what I just said in the last paragraph. To be thorough, though, he didn’t do it on his own! He mostly narrates as his future wiser self, while Jonno Davies provides the bulk of the visual performance with a motion capture routine to set up the CG chimpanzee animation. (Carter J. Murphy contributed child Robbie’s vocals, while Adam Tucker is credited with “additional vocals.”) If you enjoyed the recent LEGO-animated Pharrell documentary Piece by Piece, chances are you’ll also find something to appreciate about Better Man. The narrative is undeniably straightforward and maybe even a little bit cliché, but committing to the chimp gimmick the whole way through is nevertheless a simple and effective trick to increase the freshness a thousandfold.
Single Male Chimp Seeking…: While I was grateful to see Chimpanzee Robbie, I guess it also made me a little greedy, because I couldn’t help but wonder: why wasn’t everyone else a primate? While that may have made for a more visually diverse experience, I must accept that that wasn’t the movie that this creative team wanted to make. Instead, we got what we got because Robbie felt adrift as an ape-man in a sea of ostensibly more normal humans. Still, there was plenty of room for even more flights of fancy. One climactic highlight consists of a concert turning into a chimpanzee battle royale in which Robbie vanquishes various parts of his psyche, and there could have been more of that. The overall gimmick didn’t disappoint, but it did get subsumed into a fairly traditional story. It may have been an honest telling of Robbie’s experience (and perhaps even effective therapy for him), but you kind of get the feeling that Better Man wanted to burst through with even more unbound creativity.

Better Man is Recommended If You Like: Behind the Music, Animal Planet, non-London English accents

Grade: 3 out of 5 Chimpanzees

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 1/3/25

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CREDIT: CBS/Screenshot

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
The Damned (Theaters)

TV
RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 17 Premiere (January 3 on MTV)
-Golden Globes (January 5 on CBS) – Hosted by Nikki Glaser.
Mayfair Witches Season 2 Premiere (January 5 on AMC)
Celebrity Jeopardy! Season Premiere (January 8 on ABC)
Hollywood Squares Reboot Series Premiere (January 9 on CBS) – Nate Burleson hosts; Drew Barrymore is the center square. Postponed to 1/16

jmunney’s Top Cinematic Choices for January 2025

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I doubt I could find a Better Man (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures)

They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for January 2025:

Better Man: It’s a biopic about “Millennium” songster Robbie Williams, but here’s the twist: he’s played by a chimpanzee! (Or some sort of chimp-man hybrid, to be more precise.)

You can find Better Man in theaters on January 10.

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2024: A Year at the Movies

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This is what I look when I remember how much I love movies (PHOTO CREDIT: Walter Wojcik)

(Included with the list of titles are grades, dates, showtimes, theatre locations, and folks I saw the movies with.)

1. The Boys in the BoatB (1/2, 7:00 PM, Regal Essex Crossing, New York, NY; myself)
2. Night SwimB- (1/3, 6:30 PM, AMC Lincoln Square, New York, NY; myself)
3. WishB- (1/6, 11:20 AM, Regal Union Square, New York, NY; myself)
4. The BeekeeperC (1/6, 7:00 PM, AMC Empire, New York, NY; myself)
5. The Iron ClawA- (1/8, 6:30 PM, Alamo Drafthouse Brooklyn; myself)

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