Now everything’s in Korean! http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/05/05/the-middle-season-7-episode-22-recap-t
The Middle 7.22 – “Not Mother’s Day”
May 5, 2016
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New Girl 5.19/5.20: “Dress”/”Return to Sender”
May 4, 2016
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Winston’s hot as hell. http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/05/04/new-girl-season-5-episodes-19-and-20-r
What Won TV? – April 24-April 30, 2016
May 2, 2016
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – An assist from Lin-Manuel Miranda gives Last Week Tonight the edge.
Monday – RuPaul’s Drag Race
Tuesday – New Girl, more the bachelorette party than the bachelor party (Although of course, the characters that won Tuesday – and the whole week – were FitzSimmons.)
Wednesday – black-ish
Thursday – Inside Amy Schumer – guns, trolls, Neeson (Don Cheadle)
Friday – W. Kamau Bell: Semi-Permanent Negro
Saturday – “Obama out.“
This Is a Movie Review: The Jungle Book (2016)
April 30, 2016
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The live action (or really, differently animated) version of The Jungle Book is most notable for its technical accomplishments. All of the animals might be CGI creations, but they feel like living, breathing (albeit anthropomorphized) beings. Even their mouth movements appear natural. It may be a little uncanny valley-ish when the wolves are talking, but it is mostly cute.
The story is the same as what you already know, so what this iteration offers (besides the visuals) is a mighty fine cast. In that vein, Idris Elba’s menacing turn as Sheera Khan is almost unbearably intense. It is unsettling how much he is just a villain for the sake of being a villain. Sure, he has it out for Mowgli because the boy’s father burned his face, but Khan had been the aggressor in the first place. Perhaps his motivations can be explained by a thirst for power, but no matter how you slice it, this is not an antagonist handled with kid gloves.
I did not see it in 3D. There are a few moments during the end credits when animals are bouncing around, and it is clear that they are supposed to popping out of the screen. It would be nice to have the full effect there. Besides that, there is nothing during the actual body of the movie that looks like it is similarly attempting to be extra-dimensional. There might be more depth to the 3D version, but the spectacle works without it.
So, in conclusion, I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is hearing Christopher Walken sing “Oobie doo” over and over.
I give The Jungle Book 7 Human Tricks out of 10 Bear Necessities.
Watch And/Or Listen to This: Meg Myers’ “Motel” on Conan
April 30, 2016
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Where has Meg Myers been my whole life?
(P.S. I love the sneakers.)
The Middle 7.21: “The Lanai”
April 28, 2016
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Can Lexie wrote you a check for your sadness? http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/04/28/the-middle-season-7-episode-21-recap-t
New Girl 5.17/5.18: “Road Trip”/”A Chill Day In”
April 27, 2016
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Ain’t nobody gonna touch Winston’s babies! http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/04/27/new-girl-season-5-episodes-17-and-18-r
What Won TV? – April 17-April 23, 2016
April 24, 2016
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In this feature, I look back at each day of the past week and determine what shows “won TV” for the night. That is, I consider every episode of television I watched that aired on a particular day and declare which was the best.

Sunday – Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Monday – Better Call Saul, with Clea DuVall stopping by to ensure that Season 2 ended on a high.
Tuesday – The Grinder cannot stop grinding.
Wednesday – Broad City
Thursday – Orphan Black
Friday – VICE
Saturday – SNL remembering Prince
New Girl 5.15/5.16: “Jeff Day”/”Helmet”
April 20, 2016
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“Y’all know Winston love being on his toes.” http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2016/04/20/new-girl-season-5-episodes-15-and-16-r
SNL Recap April 16, 2016: Julia Louis-Dreyfus/Nick Jonas
April 18, 2016
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SNL: Nick Jonas, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Aidy Bryant
This review was originally posted on Starpulse in April 2016.
This episode marks Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ third time returning to “SNL” as host, but in a way it feels like her first. She never hosted while “Seinfeld” was on the air, and this is the first to coincide with her run on “Veep.” Her last two times were during the age of the decidedly less heralded “New Adventures of Old Christine.” This is all to say, she has never more been one of the undisputed reigning queens of comedy. The writing had better not fail her.
Democratic Presidential Debate – The time in between Democratic primary debates is long enough such that Larry David’s cameo appearances can be spaced out enough to not feel like overkill. By multiple accounts, this round was more contentious than most, which this parody makes sure to confirm. But overall, there is not really an overriding theme to this sketch. The most prominent moment is JLD’s appearance as Elaine Benes, which allows Larry’s Bernie to go full George Costanza (“you break em up!”). This bit becomes increasingly untethered from reality, but “Seinfeld”-inspired bits still hold up so well. Vanessa’s Rachel Green, meanwhile, while clever, is so irrelevant to everything else. B-