VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 2/12/11

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No debuts and two re-charts?  How boring!

Original Version
1. The Script – “For the First Time”
2. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
3. Train – “Marry Me”
4. Taylor Swift – “Back to December”
5. Pink – “F****** Perfect”
6. Sick Puppies – “Maybe”
7. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
8. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
9. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
10. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
11. Sia – “I’m in Here”
12. Linkin Park – “Waiting for the End”
13. Avril Lavigne – “What the Hell”
14. Kings of Leon – “Pyro”
15. Crystal Bowersox – “Farmer’s Daughter”
16. Cee-Lo Green – “F*** You”
17. James Blunt – “Stay the Night”
18. Kylie Minogue – “Get Outta My Way”
19. Goo Goo Dolls – “Notbroken”
20. Keri Hilson – “Pretty Girl Rock”

Jmunney’s Revison
1. Paris (Ooh La La)
2. Rolling in the Deep
3. Pyro
4. Get Outta My Way
5. The Cave
6. F*** You
7. I’m in Here
8. Jar of Hearts
9. Back to December
10. Grenade
11. Waiting for the End
12. What the Hell
13. Maybe
14. Stay the Night
15. Pretty Girl Rock
16. F****** Perfect
17. For the First Time
18. Farmer’s Daughter
19. Notbroken
20. Marry Me

SNL Recap February 5, 2011: Dana Carvey/Linkin Park

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Looks like you on the phone with Ice-T.

Cold Opening – Wayne’s World
The great thing about Wayne’s World sketches and the reason why there has never been a bad one is because they always mix up the comedy styles.  This reprise was no different, making use of the ever-popular sniggering pun (“Winter’s Bone”), witty babe-ogling (“I’d make a Mila out of her Kunis”), and Abbott and Costello-style shtick (“Who’s on Firth?”) B+

Dana Carvey’s Monologue
Dana appeared to be going for goofy-sounding singing, so we don’t know if he could pull out a legit singing voice, but he didn’t need to.  Goofy, but rhythmic, singing is generally successfully but, oddly, it is rarely seen these days, at least on SNL.  That being said, the song itself wasn’t overly noteworthy.  It’s always good when something else is going on around the song, so here we had Dana not knowing the cast members’ names.  Calling Bill “Rainn Wilson” was funny in that it almost made sense.  And you can never go wrong with Lovitz yelling, “ACTING!” B

I-Sleep Pro
The black noise sleep aid commercial makes a return appearance, getting upgraded from the the last sketch of the night to the post-monologue slot in the process. B+

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VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 2/5/11

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“Rolling in the Deep” is Number 1 on VH1, and it is currently the most requested song on Radio 104.5.

Original Version
1. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
2. The Script – “For the First Time”
3. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
4. Train – “Marry Me”
5. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
6. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
7. Taylor Swift – “Back to December”
8. Sia – “I’m in Here”
9. Sick Puppies – “Maybe”
10. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
11. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
12. Ke$ha – “We R Who We R”
13. Crystal Bowersox – “Farmer’s Daughter”
14. Linkin Park – “Waiting for the End”
15. Avril Lavigne – “What the Hell”
16. Kylie Minogue – “Get Outta My Way”
17. Goo Goo Dolls – “Notbroken”
18. James Blunt – “Stay the Night”
19. Katy Perry – “Firework”
20. Kings of Leon – “Pyro”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Paris (Ooh La La)
2. Rolling in the Deep
3. Pyro
4. We R Who We R
5. Get Outta My Way
6. The Cave
7. I’m in Here
8. Jar of Hearts
9. Back to December
10. Grenade
11. Waiting for the End
12. Firework
13. Maybe
14. What the Hell
15. Stay the Night
16. F****** Perfect
17. For the First Time
18. Farmer’s Daughter
19. Notbroken
20. Marry Me

Blake Griffin: Keeping SportsCenter in Touch with Its Roots

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The program description for SportsCenter on the digital cable states that it “provides a thorough presenatation of sports news, highlights, and analysis.”  The description used to be something along the lines of  “a daily collection of dunks, homers, and touchdowns.”  This change in description is apt, as SportsCenter has made the shift from being primarily a highlights show to being primarily a news program.  It was only ten years ago – perhaps even five years ago – that it was basically guaranteed that you could catch at least some highlights from all of last night’s NBA action.  Now, you’ll be lucky if they show clips from three games.  It is true thatwith the Internet, the highlights that SportsCenter does not include are still out there.  But most Internet highlights are not accompanied with commentary as worthy as a “Boo-yah!”  (And Stuart Scott is hardly ever on SportsCenter these days anyway.)  What SportsCenter is instead dominated by these days is game day coverage that begins at least a week in advance and covers such topics as the chance that Ben Roethlisberger may, or may not, have stayed out past curfew.

But all is not lost, thanks to the emergence of Blake Griffin.  The Clippers’ own personal dunking highlight reel seems to end up on the Top 10 Plays every day that the Clips have a game.  He has ensured that SportsCenter will continue to include at least some highlights.  His dunks defy analysis; all we ought to do is watch and marvel, and maybe sprinkle in a “Did you see that?!” and a “Boo-yah!” here and there.  There has not been a one-man highlight reel on this level since the NBA’s glory days of the eighties and nineties, and there probably won’t be any others any time soon.  We’ve got to enjoy it while it lasts, and even ESPN knows that.

SNL Recap January 29, 2011: Jesse Eisenberg/Nicki Minaj

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Cold Opening – Congresswoman Michele Bachman’s Response to the President’s State of the Union: The Second Attempt
The concept of technical difficulties galore was good for a few laughs and then it got a little old, but not as old as it could have gotten. Bachman offhandedly confirming that Xena was on the same tape as the Obama clip and the crash in the background at the end were the most amusing bits, because of how goofy and unexplained they were. B

Jesse Eisenberg’s Monologue
When Zuckerberg joined Eisenberg, it felt like they were going for pretend awkward, but instead it was just actually awkward. (Why didn’t all three Zuckerbergs appear together at the same time?) Jesse’s struggle to paint himself as cocky was well-intentioned, but that too was also awkward. C

Estro-maxx
This was one of the weakest premises SNL has ever had for a commercial parody, but thankfully it was part of a trend in which weak premises are saved by great performances. Bill, Fred, Paul, and Bobby especially were completely wholehearted in their roles, particularly while wining. And of course Kenan’s look of joyful surprise was the best moment. B

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VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/29/11

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My dad caught some of “All You Need is Now” and thought, Hey, that current band sounds like Duran Duran.

Original Version
1. The Script – “For the First Time”
2. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Paris (Ooh La La)”
3. Adele – “Rolling in the Deep”
4. Bruno Mars – “Grenade”
5. Ke$ha – “We R Who We R”
6. Train – “Marry Me”
7. Christina Perri – “Jar of Hearts”
8. Mumford & Sons – “The Cave”
9. Crystal Bowersox – “Farmer’s Daughter”
10. Taylor Swift – “Back to December”
11. Sick Puppies – “Maybe”
12. Sia – “I’m in Here”
13. Linkin Park – “Waiting for the End”
14. Josh Groban – “Hidden Away”
15. Goo Goo Dolls – “Notbroken”
16. P!nk – “F****** Perfect”
17. Kylie Minogue – “Get Outta My Way”
18. Kid Rock – “Born Free”
19. Duran Duran – “All You Need is Now”
20. Katy Perry – “Firework”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Paris (Ooh La La)
2. Rolling in the Deep
3. We R Who We R
4. All You Need is Now
5. Get Outta My Way
6. The Cave
7. I’m in Here
8. Jar of Hearts
9. Born Free
10. Back to December
11. Grenade
12. Waiting for the End
13. Maybe
14. Firework
15. Hidden Away
16. F****** Perfect
17. For the First Time
18. Farmer’s Daughter
19. Notbroken
20. Marry Me

Cinematic Honorable Mentions of 2010

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Neither I nor the Academy considered the following worthy of a nomination, but they are nonetheless worthy of being mentioned.

Actor
Paul Rudd, How Do You Know – There was a good portion of How Do You Know during which Paul Rudd was not on screen.  Big mistake.  When he was around, he lit up the whole movie.

Actress
Elisabeth Shue, Piranha 3D – Some asked what Elisabeth Shue was doing in a movie like Piranha.  Here’s a better question: how could she have been any better for the role?

Supporting Actor
Jeff Goldblum, The SwitchThe Switch – of all movies – featured Jeff Goldblum at his “hmm, erm” squirmiest best.

Supporting Actress
Portia Doubleday, Youth in Revolt – This is a kind of girl I woulnd’t mind falling for.
Melissa McMeekin/Bianca Hunter/Erica McDermott/Jill Quigg/Dendrie Taylor/Kate B. O’Brien/Jenna Lamia, The Fighter – If seven actresses could be nominated as one, then the Eklund/Ward sisters would have easily been in the mix.

Adapted Screenplay
Will Forte, John Solomon, and Jorma Taccone, MacgruberMacgruber is no classic, but as far as adapting an SNL sketch goes, credit must be given for creating something that was (and necessarily had to be) significantly different from the sketch.

Editing
Seth Casriel, Matt Kosinski, and Matt Probst, Jackass 3D – Let’s keep in mind that a major reason why the Jackass stunts work as well as they do is because they are consistently well-edited.

Song
“Rock My Body,” written by Nathan Heller, Macgruber – Will Forte has a beautiful voice.

Best Movies of 2010

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Best Movies of 2010

On 2009’s list, I declared Jesse Eisenberg the biggest star of the year, thanks to the presence of Adventureland and Zombieland.  Then, in 2010, The Social Network was released.  Needless to say, I have high hopes for 30 Minutes or Less.  Leo, Chloë Grace Moretz, Richard Jenkins, and Adrien Brody all attempted to be the biggest star this year, but 2010 was ultimately all over the place.

As usual, each of the top ten movies is accompanied with a memorable line.  As for the best line of the year?  Everyone say it with me:

“Machete don’t text.”

1. Inception
Devin Faraci of CHUD.com has written an essential article about how Inception is a metaphor for moviemaking.  When an audience watches a movie in a theatre, it is like a shared dream.  The roles in Inception correspond to the roles in a movie: Cobb is the director, Arthur the producer, Ariadne the screenwriter, Eames the actor, Yusuf the technical guy, Saito the financier, Fischer the audience, and Mal the element of himself that the director inevitably imprints the film with.  Faraci also hints at the idea that this metaphor can be extended to say that how we experience dreams is not only like how we experience movies but also how we experience life.  We never know how we get where we are at the beginning of a dream, and when a dream ends, we are rudely ripped from it without a real chance for resolution.  In life, we do not know how we got to where we began.  Think back to your earliest memory.  How did you get to that point?  Sure, you probably know when and where you were born, and your parents can fill in the rest, but you only know all that because that is what you are told.  And when we die, we die, rudely plucked from life.  Perhaps from the viewpoint of the afterlife, the logic of life will seem like the logic of dreams.  But while we have the chance, we, like Cobb, are fighting for resolution, working at that one thing, that one idea, that will change everything.
Memorable Line: “So do you want to take a leap of faith or become an old man filled with regret, waiting to die alone?”

2. The Social Network
Yes, The Social Network is meaningful because it is the story behind one of the major forces in today’s society, and yes, it has also got those classic themes of friendship, betrayal, and the temptations of power.  But what really makes The Social Network so thrilling is its portrayal of genius at work.  The reason that its scenes of typing are engaging is because we know that any line of code Mark Zuckerberg comes up with could be gold.  We love Sean Parker even though he is introduced following a one-night stand because he pays attention to everything, always looking for a way to innovate.  Our attention is held because we know that at any moment, these characters could have some genius epiphany.  And we are also so fascinated, because even though these geniuses have changed society, it is not clear that the ways they have changed society, or themselves, have ultimately been for good.
Memorable Line: “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.”

3. The Fighter
I have heard some people argue that Christian Bale’s performance was too dominant in The Fighter and that he nearly took over the entire movie.  Well, Dicky Ecklund nearly took over his brother’s life with his shenanigans getting in the way of his brother’s career.  Obviously The Fighter was more about family dynamics than it was about boxing.  (Why else would the Gatti fights have only been included in the epilogue?)  Micky Ward is portrayed by Mark Wahlberg as a silent, almost diffident man surrounded by dangerously strong-willed family members.  The ultimate resolution of the movie, then, is for Micky to stand up to all of them.  It could just be the power of Wahlberg’s performance, or it could also be that some small American towns have big identities, but I bought wholesale The Fighter’s showier scenes.  The “I’m the one fighting” scene came across over-the-top in the trailer, but in the context of the actual movie, it was the only thing that made sense.
Memorable Line: “I want Dicky back.  And I want you, Charlene.  And I want O’Keefe.  I want my family.  What’s wrong with that?”

4. Black Swan
To be able to fully appreciate Black Swan, it is necessary to be clear about its genre: psychological thriller.  The thrills and chills in such a film all come from the main character’s head.  The challenge for the audience is to determine what is not real and what (if anything) is real.  The trick is that certain elements are explicitly marked fake or might as well be (the girl on girl action, Nina’s transformation into an actual swan).  So the audience is coaxed into believing that everything else is real, but a quick deeper glance questions the wisdom of such a belief: Who is Lily?  Why does she always look like Nina when she is seen in the shadows?  Why do no other characters interact with Nina’s mom?  Then there are the scenes that appear to be partially real and partially fake: did Nina actually scratch herself even though only her reflection is shown doing the scratching?  Because Black Swan is principally informed by what is going on in someone’s head, it will continue to be debated and answers will never be complete.  But what is clear is that whatever crazy synaptic processes were going on, they were what she needed to accomplish what she was after.  And that is so often how success happens.
Memorable Line: “Wait, did you have some sort of lezzy wet dream about me?” … “Shut up.”

5. Toy Story 3
There are not too many great G-rated movies nowadays.  Part of that is because there are not too many G-rated movies at all.  Also, it is because most filmmakers don’t know how to or don’t care to have whimsy carry an entire movie.  Toy Story 3 is not very deep.  It is plain to see that its theme is the struggle of feeling useless when growing old.  But that lack of depth is okay when you have whimsy, and friends.
Memorable Line: “Are you classically trained?”

6. Exit Through the Gift Shop
After seeing Exit Through the Gift Shop, I am still not sure who made this movie.  Going into it, I thought it was directed by Thierry Guetta and that he chose to pretend that Banksy took over the directorial reins midway through filming.  But Banksy is listed as the director.  And also Thierry Guetta/Mr. Brainwash may not be an actual artist or even an actual person.  There is speculation that his entire existence is a hoax perpetrated by Banksy and/or that Banksy is Thierry Guetta.  Regardless of what is to be believed about Exit Through the Gift Shop (and a lot of it does seem true, particularly the portrayal of the Disneyland police), it has plenty to say about art.  The emergence of Thierry and his ever-present camera in the street art scene forced street artists to reflect upon their work.  All art is temporary to a certain extent, street art particularly so.  But with Thierry around, it didn’t have to be that way.  But did street artists want their work to be more permanent?  Such permanence seemed to encourage the idea that street art is a particularly democratic art.  But with the attention and the prices that Banksy pieces have commanded, street art doesn’t exactly lack prestige and is hardly as democratic as it may once have been.  As it is then, the tale of Thierry Guetta is a cautionary one: perhaps it is a good thing when the art world isn’t exactly democratic.
Memorable Line: “I used to encourage everyone I knew to make art; I don’t do that so much anymore.”

7. Let Me In
Let Me In is proof that unnecessary does not have to mean bad.  It made no sense that Let the Right One should have been remade.  It provided a Swedish perspective to what had become an all-encompassing craze in America.  Why would an American perspective need to be brought in?  Let Me In is definitely an Americanized version of Låt Den Rätte Komma In – Americanized in the best possible sense of the term.  Matt Reeves did not have to set Let Me In in the eighties, but it probably worked best for him because of the clips of Ronald Reagan he was able to get a hold of.  Setting this creepy tale against the backdrop of the rise of the moral majority was ingenious.  In a world of bullies and kind-hearted vampires, what is the role of religion?  And who are the real monsters?  Who isn’t?
Memorable Line: “Do you think there’s such a thing as evil?”

8. The King’s Speech
There have been plenty of great period British dramas in cinematic history, but I would place The King’s Speech in a more recent filmmaking trend by positing that it ought to be grouped with Superbad, I Love You, Man, and (to include some Britishness) The Damned United.  Yes, that’s right, The King’s Speech is a movie about bromance, or, as it was referred to at the time, male friendship.  My aunt was telling me that the relationship between these two men could not have worked if neither one was as strong-willed as the other.  I am not entirely sure if she meant the relationship Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush or the one between King George and Lionel Logue.  If she meant it both ways, then she was absolutely correct.  True friendship and dynamic acting comes from demanding the best from and respecting your friend and/or co-star.
Memorable Line: “Fuck fuck fuck!  Shit!  Balls … tits.”

9. Easy A
Just because you are a well-adjusted teenager does not mean you do not have to deal with the indignities of high school.  It is a hoot to watch Olive tell her tale because she is so mature and entertaining for her age, but she is not so mature as to not need any sympathy or to have no opportunity for growth.  Emma Stone really sells the whole package with her breakdown at the end.  Crying on camera is a tough trick, but she conveys what needs to be conveyed at the moment: she has tried so hard to be a good person, while it seems that everyone around her has decided that she cannot be.  This is generally a good strategy for making a well-adjusted person a memorable character: finally show her vulnerable side.
Memorable Line: “You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. It’s not really a term of endearment.”

10. Splice
Is this list bookended by two movies that are metaphors about movies?  The metaphor of Splice can be extended to the creation of any work of art, or any act of creation really.  When you release a movie, publish a book, release an album, unveil a painting, etc., it eventually becomes something other than what you intended due to the response of the audience.  Similarly, once Clive and Elsa were able to bring a creature like Dren to life, they had relatively little control over how it would develop.  The fact that a creation could change to the complete opposite of what they had intended was brought to a stark reality.  If you have the power to play god, you have to be prepared for the possibility that your creations will shock you.  God was prepared.  Clive and Elsa, not so much.
Memorable Line: “…it seems that Ginger has undergone certain hormonal changes.  She turned into a male.”

Honorable Mentions (Not Quite Top Ten Material, But They Deserve to be Mentioned More Than They Have Been): Edge of Darkness, Hot Tub Time Machine, Knight and Day, The Losers, The Other Guys, Piranha 3D, Step Up 3D, Youth in Revolt

Probably Good Ones That I Missed: Animal Kingdom, Another Year, The Illusionist, Inside Job, Monsters, Restrepo, Un Prophete

Best of Music 2010: The Best Music Videos of the Year

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1. Kanye West – Runaway [dir. Kanye West]

Other music videos might claim it unfair that they had to compete with “Runaway,” as it could very well be considered a short film set to a Kanye West soundtrack as opposed to a music video proper.  But it is not like the other videos could not have also been as long as they wanted to be and included multiple songs.  With “Runaway,” Kanye West could have earned the honor of best music video of the year through sheer ambition alone, but the execution isn’t too bad, either.  The phoenix that Kanye’s character, Griffin, discovers is supposed to be a pure and unblemished creature, and the implication is that the world she comes from is pure and unblemished as well.  But when the phoenix explains that what she hates most about Griffin’s world is how sculptures are phoenixes turned to stone by society, one wonders if she is really the authority on perfection.  Griffin insists that this is not true.  Surely this is hardly the worst deed committed by the people of this world.  But is Griffin too naïve to be arguing with her?  When a guest at the dinner party asks him if he realizes that his girlfriend is a bird, he admits that he does not.  What is absolutely going on is the difficulty, perhaps impossibility, of natives of two different worlds coming to a complete understanding of each other.  The phoenix’s protests sound so wrong to Griffin’s ears because she does not (cannot?) explain it in his terms, nor can he explain what he has to say in her terms.

2. The Black Keys – Tighten Up [dir. Chris Marrs Piliero]

It is the relatively rare video that is not a collection of images to accompany the music, but also a story with a clearly traceable narrative.  And it is the rare video within that category that keeps that story contained to the length of the song.  Usually, you have something like “Thriller” that adds a few minutes before, in between, and sometimes after the song.  True, “Tighten Up” includes an approximately 20-second opening before the music kicks in, but after that, the song does not stop (save for about a second in the middle).  There is quite a bit of whimsy to the storytelling of the Black Keys: e.g., who keep donuts in their pockets?  (What if you get clothing fibers on the donut?  Or flour in your pockets?)  The fact that Dan and Patrick are just as bad as their sons illustrates that stories about love are as old as time and stories about guys fighting over the same girl are one second short of being as old as time.  Of course this little blues rock number is the perfect soundtrack for such a story.  You can hardly blame the boys – that little girl is quite the seductress.

3. M.I.A. – Born Free [dir. Romain Gavras]

Apparently the “Born Free” video was banned from YouTube (although I had no trouble finding it).  I guess some people were a little too disturbed by it.  Unfortunately, I have the sense that those people missed the point, as I heard that it was banned due to its violent content, as opposed to its political views.  As it is, M.I.A. is about the only musician today brave enough – nay, she’s about the only musician who cares enough – to make political allegory out of her videos.  (Were there ever any other musicians making videos like this?)  Like the best allegories, it is a fully realized, unironic fantasy world that looks like our own world.  Of course it is ridiculous that redheads would be taken from their homes, shot, beaten, and blown up, but how is it any more ridiculous than America’s treatment of blacks and Native Americans or the Tamil genocide in M.I.A.’s native Sri Lanka?

4. St. Vincent – Laughing with a Mouth of Blood [dir. Patrick Stanton and Doug Lussenhop]

The music video for “Laughing with a Mouth of Blood” is also part of a series of sketches by thunderAnt.  thunderAnt is Sleater-Kinney’s Carrie Brownstein and SNL’s Fred Armisen (who have brought the Women and Women First Bookstore to their IFC sketch series Portlandia).  This video would work if it was just a one-off, but it is always nice when an up-and-coming artist is in the hands of a group of people that have already got a thing going.  It is all about the indignities of being a struggling musician, with the embarrassment of nobody showing up to an under-promoted gig amplified by the cluelessness of the hipster owners of a feminist bookstore.

5. Lady GaGa ft. Beyoncé – Telephone [dir. Jonas Åkerlund]

Before “Telephone,” Lady GaGa’s videos were mostly a mishmash of images, and nothing else (with the exception of the sophisticated “Paparazzi”).  They were basically excuses for the dancing set pieces, although they did have the eye obscuring and the other Illuminati symbols.  Then with “Telephone,” GaGa decided that she was no longer just going to make silly conspiracy hand gestures, she was going to make a full-blown conspiracy-laden video.  The fact that the assassins of “Telephone” are of the brainwashed variety may be oblique to some, and GaGa’s conspiratorial leanings certainly aren’t reported much on the MTV.  But you got to know that something is up when the Japanese TV style graphics clutter the screen as GaGa prepares the poison.  And let’s not miss Beyoncé’s Mickey Mouse sunglasses.

I’m not entirely sure what Lady GaGa’s stance on mind control by the media is, or if she even wants her fans to notice that element of her artistry, but go ahead and watch The Manchurian Candidate and realize that she is part of a tradition of great brainwashing-related art.

6. Jay-Z ft. Swizz Beatz – On to the Next One [dir. Sam Brown]

All right, more fun from the Illuminati!  Jay-Z’s black and white video is actually filled with a whole host of occult images: Jay-Z making devil horns while surrounded by a halo-esque set of lights, liquid being poured on an encrusted skull, crows, skull face paint, horned skulls representing the pagan deity Baphomet.  The bareness of the set design and the b&w palette are reminiscent of Snoop’s “Drop It Like It’s Hot” video, but the occult references make for a creepier end product.  The fact that these symbols have been associated with groups like the Knights Templar and the freemasons that supposedly secretly run society makes it clear that Jay is the one pulling the strings in the rap world.

7. Rihanna – Rude Boy [dir. Melina Matsoukas]

If you are going to subscribe to the theory that the music video should not strive for narrative but should only be a collection of images, then make sure you are working with people who know how to put together a nice artistically minded color palette.  References to iconic art helps as well: Andy Warhol (the silhouetted Rihanna), Keith Haring (the lion figure), and Jean-Michael Basquiat (the crown).  There is also what is to my eyes a visual reference to David Lynch’s Eraserhead (check out RiRi’s hair during the zebra-print portion).  And then Rihanna’s physical wit (curled lips, winks, finger pointing, smiles) ensures that her personality is firmly planted within the images.

8. Janelle Monáe ft. Big Boi – Tightrope [dir. Wendy Morgan]

Epigraphs are often so extraneous.  So when you get a good one, you gotta love it.  This is what Janelle Monáe has to tell us in her doozy of an epigraph: “Dancing has long been forbidden for its subversive effects on the residents and its tendency to lead to illegal magical practices.”  If you are going to make a dance music video, make sure of these three things: everyone can dance really well, the routine is creative and intricate, and there is a style to the video all its own.  “Tightrope” has the first two down with no problems (the dancing does not stop as it makes its way through the asylum), and then the third element is wild: a woman who looks sexy in a tuxedo.  And Janelle adds a little extra, delivering on the promise of the epigraph, as the dancing apparently gives her the ability to walk through walls.  So it is, then, that if we can dance, then we too can walk through the walls of our lives.

9. Drake – Find Your Love [dir. Anthony Mandler]

Drake has been such a sensation in the rap world because he plainly makes rap music and videos that are unlike anything any other MC’s are producing.  What other rapper makes the focus of his video a (realistic-looking) kidnapping and casts a girl with a huge ass as the love interest?  A lot of guys rap about the badonkadonk, but who besides Drake has put a true badonkadonk (and one that isn’t very flattering proportion-wise) in a video?  The girl is not shot particularly glamorously, except insofar as a kiss on the beach is glamorous.  But the image of Drake and the girl is striking nonetheless.  One might think that the kidnapping element would mean that Drake is at his lowest and most frightened, but instead his is a state of melancholy, as he deeply ponders how his situation has come to this.  He is looking for a real, meaningful love when everything around him is telling him that it does not exist.

10. Yeasayer – Madder Red [dir. Andreas Nilsson]

Kristen Bell plays an aspiring actress in a relationship (mother/son? girlfriend/boyfriend? owner/pet? friends?) with a short, stocky creature with stumpy (if any) feet, one oddly shaped arm, and bloody pus drooling out of its mouth.  Her mother looks like she might disapprove, or it could be that she is just worried because she knows how sick this poor little fellow is.  They rush to the hospital, but it turns out to be the creature’s time.  Could this be a statement on racial tolerance? Animal rights?  Based on the look of the creature, it could very well be a truly graphic and fearless depiction of a pro-life viewpoint.  Ultimately, its most essential theme is love. Kristen’s love for the creature is the strongest portrayal of unconditional love I have ever seen in a music video.

What I Would Pick in Each Oscar Category (Except the Shorts)

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These are my choices for the top performances/accomplishments in films of 2010 in each of the cinematic categories honored by the Academy Awards.  I suppose that you could say if I were unilaterally choosing the Oscar nominees, these would be the nominees.  In a few of the design and technical categories (particularly Makeup and Sound Editing), I did not feel completely equipped to be picking the best, but I did what I could.

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A full blog post detailing my top ten list is here.
Inception
The Social Network
The Fighter
Black Swan
Toy Story 3
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Let Me In
The King’s Speech
Easy A
Splice

Director
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David Fincher, The Social Network
David O. Russell, The Fighter
Darren Aronofsky, Black Swan
Matt Reeves, Let Me In

Actor
Leonardo DiCaprio, Inception
Jesse Eisenberg, The Social Network
Colin Firth, The King’s Speech
James Franco, 127 Hours
Mark Wahlberg, The Fighter

Actress
There are a few performances here from movies that I didn’t think were otherwise that great.
Natalie Portman, Black Swan
Jennifer Lawrence, Winter’s Bone
Annette Bening, The Kids Are All Right
Hailee Steinfeld, True Grit
Emma Stone, Easy A

Supporting Actor
Christian Bale, The Fighter
Geoffrey Rush, The King’s Speech
Andrew Garfield, The Social Network
Justin Timberlake, The Social Network
Vincent Cassel, Black Swan
Jonah Hill, Cyrus

Supporting Actress
Melissa Leo, The Fighter
Barbara Hershey, Black Swan
Marion Cotillard, Inception
Amy Adams, The Fighter
Delphine Chanéac, Splice
Mila Kunis, Black Swan

Adapted Screenplay
Aaron Sorkin, The Social Network
Roman Polanski, The Ghost Writer
Joel and Ethan Coen, True Grit
Matt Reeves, Let Me In
Michael Arndt, Toy Story 3

Original Screenplay
Christopher Nolan, Inception
David Seidler, The King’s Speech
Scott Silver, Paul Tamasy, Eric Johnson, and Keith Dorrington, The Fighter
Bert V. Royal, Easy A
Vincenzo Natali, Antoinette Terry Bryant, and Doug Taylor, Splice

Editing
Lee Smith, Inception
Kirk Baxter Angus Wall, The Social Network
Pamela Martin, The Fighter
Andrew Weisblum, Black Swan
Thelma Schoonmaker, Shutter Island

Cinematography
Wally Pfister, Inception
Matthew Libatique, Black Swan
Danny Cohen, The King’s Speech
Bob Richardson, Shutter Island
Roger Deakins, True Grit

Art Direction
Inception
Shutter Island
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Black Swan
Tron: Legacy

Sound Mixing
Inception
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
The Social Network
The Fighter
Black Swan

Sound Editing
Inception
Shutter Island
Toy Story 3
Tron: Legacy
Unstoppable

Costume Design
Inception
Black Swan
The King’s Speech
The Social Network
True Grit

Score
Hans Zimmer, Inception
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, The Social Network
Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel De Homem-Christo, Tron: Legacy
Alexandre Desplat, The Ghost Writer
Heitor Perreira and Pharrell Williams, Despicable Me

Song
“The Clap,” written by Dan Bern and Mike Viola, Get Him to the Greek
“Chop and Change,” written by Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney, Twilight: Eclipse
“Heavy in Your Arms,” written by Florence Welch and Paul Epworth, Twilight: Eclipse
“Fun, Fun, Fun,” written by Pharrell Williams, Despicable Me
“Eclipse (All Yours),” written by Emily Haines, James Shaw, and Howard Shore, Twilight: Eclipse

Foreign Language Film
I saw two foreign language films from 2010 – The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and The Girl who Played with Fire – but I believe that neither one was eligible in this category, as they were not released in their home country last year.  But since they were released stateside in 2010, they were eligible for all the other categories.  Also, I believe there can be only one film nominated per country per year.

Documentary Feature
I saw four documentaries from 2010.  Here’s how I rank them:
Exit Through the Gift Shop
Waiting for ‘Superman’
Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
Catfish

Animated Feature
Toy Story 3
How to Train Your Dragon
Despicable Me

Visual Effects
Inception
Hereafter
Tron: Legacy
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Makeup
Black Swan
The Fighter
Let Me In
Shutter Island
Jonah Hex

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