Will ‘The Exorcist: Believer’ Make a Believer Out of You, or Is It a Devil of a Time? Let’s Find Out!

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Will this movie make you a true beLIEVer? (CREDIT: Universal Studios)

Starring: Leslie Odom Jr., Ann Dowd, Jennifer Nettles, Norbert Leo Butz, Lidya Jewett, Olivia Marcum, Ellen Burstyn, Okwui Okpokwasili

Director: David Gordon Green

Running Time: 111 Minutes

Rating: R for Violent Contortions and Devilish Profanity

Release Date: October 6, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Thirteen years after Victor Fielding’s (Leslie Odom Jr.) wife dies during childbirth, his daughter Angela (Lidya Jewett) wanders into the woods after school with her friend Katherine (Olivia Marcum). They end up missing but reemerge after three days, although they have barely any memory of what happened, as they believe that just a few hours have passed. It soon becomes clear that something otherworldly has returned with them. Their doctors have no idea how to treat their sudden personality shifts, but of course we know that this is really  the latest battle in an eternal war between good and evil. The Catholic priests in this edition are mostly feckless, so instead Victor and Katherine’s parents (Jennifer Nettles and Norbert Leo Butz) turn to a trusty nurse/neighbor (Ann Dowd) and a certain someone else (Ellen Burstyn) who famously has experience in this area.

What Made an Impression?: A Healthy Dose of Skepticism: When I hear people who were alive at the time talk about the release of the original Exorcist in 1973, they often emphasize how moviegoers really believed in the presence of the devil on Earth. 2023 America, by contrast, is a more skeptical era, or at least it’s a time when much fewer people belong to organized religions. The Exorcist: Believer leans into that fact, or at least attempts to, by acknowledging the value of skepticism. The scope is further broadened by making it clear that exorcism isn’t strictly a Catholic ritual. Katherine’s family are Baptists, and there’s also a woman (Okwui Okpokwasili) assisting in the rite who appears to be practicing voodoo. It’s an intriguing hodgepodge, but one that could maybe have benefited from a little more rigor to figure out what it’s trying to say.
Here Comes the Exposition: As was the case with director David Gordon Green’s Halloween films, Believer serves as a direct sequel to the original that basically ignores all previous follow-ups. Although I kind of wish that Green instead employed the Fast & Furious technique of somehow incorporating every ridiculous plot twist into the main continuity. But in the case of The Exorcist, that concern doesn’t matter too much, since each entry mostly stands on its own. Still, the return of Burstyn as Chris MacNeil demonstrates both the potentials and the pitfalls of this fresh approach. It’s invigorating to have her impose some wisdom after her own daughter was possessed all those decades ago. But in an effort to explain what she’s been up to in the meantime, we get a huge exposition dump that also pretty much spells out all the themes of this movie. It kind of made me just want to have an Adventures of Chris MacNeil spinoff instead.
Effects vs. Special Effects: There’s something about the look and feel of movies from the past. In our era of digital cinematography and standard post-production VFX cleanup, everything just looks a little too polished. I’m fine with 2023 being 2023 and having its own visual style, but in the case of a possession flick, that means that the devil’s tricks feel like the work of a rather earthbound magician. The illusion is just too illusory.
Believing in Humanity: While a good chunk of Believer represents a missed opportunity, sometimes someone arrives to make you, well, believe. Maybe the cinematic devil isn’t quite as viscerally powerful as he used to be, but if you can’t accept religion, you can still put your faith in people. And with that in mind, thank God for Ann Dowd as the nurse who was almost a nun but might still be the secret weapon to end this possession. When she speaks, she commands the room like nobody else. And when she insists that God put her in these girls’ lives for a reason, it could sound hokey coming from anyone else, but out of her mouth, it’s the most powerful statement I’ve heard in quite some time. I don’t know if a new possession movie can ever be 1/666th the phenomenon that the original Exorcist was, but I can at least have faith that small miracles like Dowd’s performance are still possible.

The Exorcist: Believer is Recommended If: You can cut through the rust and find the devil in the details

Grade: 3 out of 5 Descents Into Hell

‘Foe’ Attempts to Upload an Artificial Consciousness Into a Dusty Dystopia

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Foe! Foe! Foe! (CREDIT: Amazon Studios)

Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Paul Mescal, Aaron Pierre

Director: Garth Davis

Running Time: 110 Minutes

Rating: R for An Intimate Relationship on Full Display

Release Date: October 6, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: It’s the future! We’ve already seen plenty of cinematic visions of the years to come, and the version in Foe is of the dystopian variety ravaged by climate change. Henrietta (Saoirse Ronan) and Junior (Paul Mescal) are living in a remote farmhouse in some vague portion of The Midwest in 2065. The whole area looks like a tinderbox that could be swallowed up in flames at any moment. They’re just muddling through, but then one day a stranger (Aaron Pierre) arrives with a mysterious offer. It turns out that Junior has been recruited to launch up into an orbiting space station for some important mission, and in the meantime, Hen will be kept company by a synthetic version of Junior built by artificial intelligence to replicate his consciousness.

What Made an Impression?: Where’s the Technology?: Sometimes dystopian movies feel like they take place in the past, as a catastrophic event has wiped out our most advanced forms of modern technology. That kind of seems to be what’s going on in Foe, which is weird because its premise is about a particularly timely technological breakthrough. A.I. is leaps beyond ChatGPT at this point, and yet TVs, computers, and cell phones are nowhere to be seen. It’s possible, I suppose, that Hen and Junior are choosing to live a life off the grid without modern amenities. But if that were the case, it would presumably be worth emphasizing, but it never is. And because that gap is never remarked upon, Foe is likely to give you a baseline feeling of cognitive dissonance.
Taking a While to Get There: The ending of Foe might make you want to go back and watch the whole thing again … if you have the patience for it. That conclusion assuaged some concerns I had, but it didn’t really make the ride any more thrilling in retrospect. For most of the movie, I lamented how it wasn’t taking full advantage of its premise, or quite frankly taking any advantage of its premise. And this is a story that’s been told more compellingly before, especially in the Black Mirror episode “Be Right Back.” And when you get right down to it, the A.I. element doesn’t add much of anything. Sci-fi has been grappling with the ethics of cloning for decades now, and that aspect goes about how you would expect this time as well. Maybe that’s why this future looks so much like the past!

Foe is Recommended: Only for the pretty people being horny and passionate

Grade: 2 out of 5 Consciousnesses

‘The Royal Hotel’ Shows What It Takes to Survive in the Outback

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Will they ever be Royals? (CREDIT: Neon/Screenshot)

Starring: Julia Garner, Jessica Henwick, Hugo Weaving, Toby Wallace, Ursula Yovich, Daniel Henshall, James Frecheville

Director: Kitty Green

Running Time: 91 Minutes

Rating: R for Maximum Drunken Boorishness

Release Date: October 6, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: If there’s one major lesson to be learned from The Royal Hotel, it’s that planning ahead is essential. Hanna (Julia Garner) and Liv (Jessica Henwick) would certainly agree after everything they go through. They’re vacationing in Australia, but then the cash runs out and they need to find a job. Alas, the only gig they can land on such short notice is bartending at the titular watering hole, which is located in the remotest part of the Outback. The owner (an unrecognizable Hugo Weaving) is an alcoholic nightmare, while the patrons have a bit too much of a knack for misogyny and violence. The girls do have at least one ally in the form of Carol (Ursula Yovich), the bar’s gruff second-in-command. But it soon becomes clear that they really only have themselves to rely on if they want to make it out of this place alive.

What Made an Impression?: A Descent Into Hell: The realism of The Royal Hotel can lull you into a false sense of security. The joint isn’t exactly inviting, or even really pleasant at all. But if you’re working there, it feels like any old awful job that you just have to survive, and at least Hanna and Liv can count on a preordained end point. But they’re like those proverbial frogs in burning water. Because soon enough, the folks who seemed friendly have revealed their Hyde-like alter egos, while the run-of-the-mill jerks have turned into psychopaths, and everyone genuinely on their side has disappeared. The normal rules of society don’t apply in a place this isolated. Nothing particularly supernatural happens, but it’s like a waking nightmare that feels like it couldn’t possibly be real when you reckon with it after the fact.
Killer Ending: Downbeat thrillers like this one can be a tough sell if you’re someone who likes to have fun when you go to the movies. I was certainly prepared to leave The Royal Hotel with a pit in my stomach, especially since Kitty Green and Julia Garner’s last collaboration didn’t exactly offer much in the way of relief. But this time around, they opt for a much more cathartic conclusion. It’s outrageous in its own way, and fittingly so considering the taste of hell that the leads have to swallow. The last line is one for the ages, and if you check into The Royal Hotel, chances are you’ll be pumping your fist or raising a toast in solidarity on the way out.

The Royal Hotel is Recommended If You Like: Thelma and Louise, That one GIF from Waiting to Exhale, Discovering resilience that you never knew you had

Grade: 4 out of 5 Broken Glasses

‘PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie’ Aims to Be Super

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Here they come to save the day (CREDIT: Spin Master Entertainment, Nickelodeon Movies, and Paramount Pictures)

Starring: Mckenna Grace, Taraji P. Henson, Marsai Martin, Christian Convery, Kim Kardashian, North West, Saint West, Chris Rock, James Marsden, Kristen Bell, Finn Lee-Epp, Ron Pardo, Lil Rel Howery, Serena Williams, Alan Kim, Brice Gonzalez, Luxton Handspiker, Christian Corrao, Callum Shoniker, Nylan Parthipan, Kim Roberts

Director: Cal Brunker

Running Time: 92 Minutes

Rating: PG for Dogs in Danger

Release Date: September 29, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Those dang pooches have superpowers now! The long-running canine kids show is back for a second big screen adventure. The PAW Patrol is still faithfully providing all the emergency services for Adventure City, but this time around, a meteor arrives and makes them even mightier than usual (hence the subtitle). But wouldn’t you know it, there’s a meteor expert in town who wants those space rock powers for herself. So she teams up with the ex-mayor/PAW Patrol nemesis to poke those pooches where it hurts. Will they continue to display the sort of teamwork that makes the dream work and stop this dastardly duo?

What Made an Impression?: In this particular review, I am serving as a representative to all you childless adults out there to let you know if there’s any way you could ever possibly be interested in PAW Patrol: The Mighty Movie. (If any kids or parents also happen to read this review, that’s fine, too.) I’ve certainly enjoyed my fair share of entertainment that has a more youthful audience in mind, and I do love dogs of all shapes and sizes. So if you, like me, can summon your inner mutt-loving child, chances are you’ll find The Mighty Movie to be… perfectly pleasant. This is a rather safe movie, in all senses of the word “safe” (with the notable exception of one scene in which one of the PAW Patrol crew gets stuck on a failing plane). It’s not going to drive you nuts, and the wild list of credits is certainly entertaining. It’s a slight net positive for the world, as far as I can tell.

Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie is Recommended If You Like: Loyalty, duty, mentorism

Grade: 3 out of 5 Meteors

Does ‘Flora and Son’ Deliver Flora and Fun?

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The Title Characters (CREDIT: Apple TV+)

Starring: Eve Hewson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Orén Kinlan, Jack Reynor

Director: John Carney

Running Time: 97 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: September 22, 2023 (Theaters)/September 29, 2023 (Apple TV+)

I really loved director John Carney’s last movie, 2016’s Sing Street, so the test for Flora and Son‘s success just had to be: would it make me want to run out of the theater and SING in the STREET? Not necessarily out loud, in my head would also count.

Alas, it was raining, so I was more focused on seeking cover. But when I got home, I immediately re-listened to “High Life,” the song from the last scene, so that was pretty much the next best reaction.

While I did quite enjoy the original songs, the scene that most affected me the most was Eve Hewson watching a vintage Joni Mitchell performance of “Both Sides, Now.” It made me cry! And then she started crying, too!

Grade: 4 High Lives out of 5 Dublin07s

‘It Lives Inside,’ Which is to Say: A Relentless Indian Demon Comes to High School

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TFW It lives inside… (CREDIT: NEON/Screenshot)

Starring: Megan Suri, Neeru Bajwa, Mohana Krishnan, Vik Sahay, Betty Gabriel, Gage Marsh, Beatrice Kitsos

Director: Bishal Dutta

Running Time: 99 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Demonic Lacerations

Release Date: September 22, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Samidha (Megan Suri) has been losing touch with her Indian heritage, but it hasn’t been losing touch with her. She’s drifted apart from her friend Tamira (Mohana Krishnan), who seems to have completely lost touch with reality. While holding tightly to a jar containing something foreboding, she desperately turns to Sam for help, while insisting that the spirits their family told them about when they were kids are actually real. Then she inexplicably disappears, leaving Sam to be beset by the same demon, known as a Pishach. It looks like she’s doomed to repeat the same fate as Tamira. But there’s some hope, as she has that example to learn from, and she can also seek support from a trusted teacher (Betty Gabriel), as well as her parents (Neeru Bajwa and Vik Sahay), if she can manage not to be completely estranged from them.

What Made an Impression?: Coming-of-Age Metaphor: Don’t we all feel like we’re being pursued by an immortal demon during our teenage years? Maybe not everyone would describe that transitional period with that precise description, but there’s a reason why this stage of life is so perennially ripe for metaphor. There had yet to be a mainstream American film featuring Hindu demons to get that point across (at least not that I’m aware of), so writer/director Bishal Dutta went ahead and corrected that little oversight. It was a fresh call, and I’m sure I’m not the only horror fan who will appreciate the invigoration.

Good Grub: Ultimately, It Lives Inside contends that the best way to keep a Pishach at bay is a strongly bonded community, particularly one that regularly makes time for actually sitting down for dinner. Throughout the film, Sam’s mom Poorna constantly chastises her for not showing up on the days when they gather with friends and family to celebrate their culture. It’s a straightforward, unsurprising espousal of values, but it definitely hits its target. And it’s all underscored by a message that a family that eats together will survive together. You can practically see the demon-fighting powers during the culinary close-ups. Overall, It Lives Inside keeps its ambitions tight and focused, as it pulls off its simple, small-scale goals.

It Lives Inside is Recommended If You Like: Learning how to be a better child to your parent, or a better parent to your child

Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Pishachs

A Blue in Venice, A Haunting in Beetle

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CREDIT: DC, Screenshot/20th Century Studios, Screenshot

Blue Beetle:

Starring: Xolo Maridueña, Adriana Barraza, Damián Alcázar, Raoul Max Trujillo, Susan Sarandon, George Lopez, Elpidia Carrillo, Bruna Marquezine, Belissa Escobedo, Harvey Guillén, Becky G

Director: Ángel Manuel Soto

Running Time: 127 Minutes

Rating: PG-13

Release Date: August 18, 2023 (Theaters)

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‘Dumb Money’ is Smart Storytelling

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So Dumb (CREDIT: Sony Pictures/Screenshot)

Starring: Paul Dano, Pete Davidson, Seth Rogen, Shailene Woodley, America Ferrera, Nick Offerman, Anthony Ramos, Sebastian Stan, Dane DeHaan, Myha’la Harold, Rushi Kota, Talia Ryder

Director: Craig Gillespie

Running Time: 104 Minutes

Rating: R for Dumb Profanity and Cheeky Nudity

Release Date: September 15, 2023 (Limited Theaters)/September 29, 2023 (Expands Wide)

What’s It About?: STONKS! I could attempt to continue to write the rest of this review of Dumb Money in the lingua franca of the r/WallStreetBets subreddit, but alas, I’m probably not well-versed in it enough to produce something coherent. So I’ll instead keep it generally prosaic. Back in 2020 and early 2021, r/WallStreetBets was the social media hub for something rather strange happening in the stock market. Based on the advice of a chicken tender-obsessed financial analyst named Keith Gill (Paul Dano), a whole cadre of amateur traders decide to go all in on the retail chain GameStop. Meanwhile, Wall Street types like Gabe Plotkin (Seth Rogen) and Kenneth Griffin (Nick Offerman) are fairly confident that they should do exactly the opposite by short selling GameStop stock, what with the general decline of in-person retail video game sales. But the meme-fueled enthusiasm of working class folks like a nurse (America Ferrera), a couple of college classmates (Myha’la Harold and Talia Ryder), and even a GameStop cashier (Anthony Ramos) ensures that Opposite Day will be arriving very soon.

What Made an Impression?: Cutting Through the Malarkey: If you feel that the financial markets are a rigged game, it’s probably because their rules are too intricate and incomprehensible to anyone who can’t afford to spend hours poring over them every day. So it’s a bit of a minor miracle that Dumb Money is so easy to understand despite all that. It certainly helps that it’s based on a story that was widely covered by the media. And the underlying concepts are straightforward enough that you don’t have to sweat the details. But maybe we’ve also become more financially literate as a society since the days of Occupy Wall Street and the other populist movements that followed in its wake, along with the democratizing rise of the Robinhood stock trading app, which plays a major role in this story. But also, it comes down to simple storytelling skills: the characters are compelling, so it’s easier to pay attention to what’s going on.
A Busy Pandemic: Recent history is a major part of popular cinema, and if that trend is going to continue, then we can’t ignore the COVID-19 of it all. As this story takes place during the height of the pre-vaccinated pandemic, there are a lot of face masks. That was a time of heightened anxiety, but it was also a time of doing whatever the hell else was part of your life, whether that meant surreptitiously texting in class, trying not to curse in front of your kids, or even trying to run that sub-4:00 mile you could never quite pull off in college. Buying stocks that become worth millions of dollars isn’t cool, you know what is cool? Making billion dollars’ worth of memories that you’ll cherish forever.
What’s Behind the Screen?: Context is king. Dumb Money relies on a fair amount of pre-existing news footage, as well as clips of real politicians from Congressional hearings. This mix of documentary and dramatization equals illumination. The events of this story initially played out behind Zoom screens and Internet-speak, and now we get some juicy peeks into how those scenes might have played out in the flesh. They’re filled with the high-stakes foibles of humanity, offering an irresistible mix of voyeurism but also sympathy, as well as savagery but also a dollop of optimism. If the Almighty Dollar remains king, we’ll all remain dumb for it, but hopefully we can still blast through the status quo a bit in the meantime.

Dumb Money is Recommended If You Like: The Social Network, The Big Short, Memes

Grade: 4.5 out of 5 STONKS

‘The Nun II’: You Ain’t Gettin’ Nun

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Where’s Nunno? (CREDIT: Warner Bros. Pictures/Screenshot)

Starring: Taissa Farmiga, Jonas Bloquet, Storm Reid, Anna Popplewell, Bonnie Aarons, Katelyn Rose Downey, Suzanne Bertish

Director: Michael Chaves

Running Time: 110 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: September 8, 2023 (Theaters)

I think The Nun should team up with Pistachio Disguisey from The Master of Disguise. Sure she’s got some other skills besides blending into things, particularly telekinesis. But those feats of fancy aren’t all that special compared to her camouflage capers. Maybe her next adventure should be some sort of Where’s Waldo?-style puzzler.

Grade: A Little More Than Nun of the Fun

‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3’ Actually Heads to Greece – Should We Join Them?

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Is “selfie” a Greek Word? (CREDIT: Yannis Drakoulidis/Focus Features)

Starring: Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Louis Mandylor, Elena Kampouris, Lainie Kazan, Andrea Martin, Maria Vacratsis, Melina Kotselou, Elias Kacavas, Gia Carides, Joey Fatone, Gerry Mendicino, Stephanie Nur

Director: Nia Vardalos

Running Time: 92 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for A Quick Trip to a Nude Beach and a Lack of Familial Boundaries

Release Date: September 8, 2023 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Toula Portokalos (Nia Vardalos) still has a wacky Greek family, but they’re not quite as boisterous as they used to be. Her dad Gus has passed away, her mom Maria (Lainie Kazan) is starting to get a little senile, and the once-regular family dinners are now few and far between. But they need to properly honor Gus’ legacy, so it’s time to head back to the homeland to make good on his final wish and deliver a journal to some of his childhood friends. Ergo, it’s time for pretty much the entire Greek population of Chicago to crowd onto a plane and enjoy several days of the sunny, low-key Mediterranean lifestyle.

What Made an Impression?: Low-Stress Love Stories: In case you’re worried about whether or not Gus’ journal is successfully delivered, well, I won’t spoil it completely. But I will say that it’s not an especially difficult task, and a rather simple MacGuffin to build an entire plot around. Which is one way of saying that there are other things going on to fill up an hour and a half, like the awkward courtship between Toula and Ian’s (John Corbett) college-age daughter Paris (Elena Kampouris) and some guy she ghosted named Aristotle (Elias Kacavas). Aristotle is along for the trip ostensibly as Aunt Voula’s (Andrea Martin) assistant, but we can all easily see through that thin cover of matchmaking. Anyway, Paris and Aristotle quickly become sweet on each other with minimal conflict. There’s some business about her failing in school, but that’s basically solved just as easily through sheer gumption. Another love story pops up as well and  gets a bit of side eye because one of the characters is a refugee. But that also becomes not a big deal just as quickly. Maybe after all the rigamarole about Ian not being Greek, the family just decided to immediately accept any and all notions of love.
It’s All Greeks to Greeks: The Portokalos family has a habit of pointing out that certain words and bits of culture are – believe it or not – thoroughly and utterly Greek. And they’ve certainly got a point, as the Hellenistic period did indeed influence much of the Western world for the next couple millennia. But when they’re actually physically in Greece, those comments hit a little differently. Which is to say: everybody knows all that already! Anyway, it’s a gag that’s worth a few chuckles.
Just Let Them Say Funny Things: So My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 is low-stress, mostly plotless, and more or less an advertisement for the Greek tourism industry. But it still has some funny people doing some funny things, and it shows sparks of life when they’re allowed to make some mildly ribald comments. Andrea Martin in particular is as dynamite as ever, and she develops a charming rapport with Melina Kotselou, who’s apparently playing the mayor of the village. (It sort of makes sense in context.) Anyway, we could have used more of that odd couple combo. Otherwise, this is a sequel that’s just coasting by on the goodwill of its fanbase.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 is Recommended If You Like: Greek completism

Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Journals

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