Best Films of 2013

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(WARNING: GENERAL SPOILERS FOLLOW)
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1. You’re Next
– If you like The Strangers, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like your home-invasion movies a little more self-aware like Funny Games, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like your home-invasion movies violently slapsticky like Home Alone, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like the criminals in a crime movie to have a plan that is ultimately their undoing like in Double Indemnity, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like your movie criminals to have bleakly witty banter as in a Coen brothers movie, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like John Carpenter films primarily for their music, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like Sharni Vinson’s physicality in Step Up 3D but wish her acting were also up to that level, then you’ll like You’re Next.  If you like all of this, chances are You’re Next is at number 1.
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2. 12 Years a Slave – Maybe it’s because I’ve become desensitized, or maybe it was due to my high pain tolerance, but I did not find 12 Years a Slave to be the torturous viewing experience that many described it as.  True, 12 Years was not shy about showing the most destructive elements of human bondage, but I had already accepted the historical truth of this ugliness.  But accepting it and confronting it are two different things.  Steve McQueen took full advantage of the visual nature of this medium, creating indelible images – asking the audience to really look at what it is when the enslaved are completely beaten down.  The visuals are put to profound effect also in the uniquely expressive eyes of Chiwetel Ejiofor.  As Solomon Northup, in the final scene, his face is total wariness, indicating a change similar to that of the hero’s journey.  After the decade-plus stolen from him, he is aware of not only how unnatural it was for him to be enslaved, but how equally true that it is for anyone who has ever been enslaved.
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3. American Hustle – For the third time in four years, a David O. Russell film is third on my list.  And once again, Russell offers a humanistic perspective on a subject that could easily display the ugliness of people.  No character is judged in this morass of scams and dirty dealing.  Everyone has something to offer the world, no matter what side of the law they are operating on.  But what really sells American Hustle is what seemed at first to be its most superficial appeal: the relentlessly 70’s fashion choices of several of the main characters seem patently wrong, but they commit to them so thoroughly, fashioning themselves into whatever they want to be.  Similarly, Russell goes crazy with his handheld camera moves, and foggy lenses, and surplus of whispered dialogue, and whatever other filmmaking techniques he can come up with, making Hustle the most vibrant cinematic experience of the year.
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4. Philomena – It’s your classic young/old, male/female, atheist/believer odd couple road trip movie, but you had better believe that with Steve Coogan and Judi Dench in these roles, the characterization is going to be a lot more nuanced than that.  A story with a clear end goal set up right from the start is always setting itself up to be disappointing.  Philomena’s reunion with her son almost definitely could never have lived up to expectations.  So it was brilliant that the story focused on discovering his life after knowing that he was already dead.  Ultimately, Philomena Lee’s tenacity and faith in the goodness of others despite all those who stood in her way make her a model of Catholic morality.
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5. Prisoners – One of my friends who I saw Prisoners with figured out who the kidnapper was as soon as that character was introduced.  This did not produce a sense of inadequacy in me at not also being able to figure it out right away.  I wasn’t even trying to figure out the mystery!  Well, that’s stretching the truth a bit.  It was not until after it was over and I had time to think about it (and Prisoners has stuck in my brain more than any other movie of 2013) that I fully realized that figuring out the mystery was not a big deal.  But I could still tell while watching that there was plenty besides the case – or just figuring out the case – that needed to be paid attention to.  The whole milieu was just unsettling enough to set every character at least a little bit on edge – snakes crawling out of crates, the circle maze serving red herring, and the cast of people that were only tangentially related to the disappearance of the two little girls.  Everyone was imprisoned by the illusion of a safe life being destroyed, and that did not change once the case was solved and the girls were rescued, and I think that is why this story really sticks with you – even when good wins out, you can’t quite shake what disturbs you.
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6. The World’s End – It’s becoming clear to me that the part of my soul that makes me love Community so much is the same part that makes me so receptive to the shared filmography of Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost.  Like that show, the genre pastiches of the Cornetto Trilogy may seem like silly larks, but they are actually the means of really digging into the emotional truth of its characters.  Gary King finds a way out of his rock bottom as the world goes through an apocalypse.  In rising up as a hero, he makes a surprising, and surprisingly profound, case for personal agency: life perfected from without is worse than one screwed up from within.  Also, the action is well-staged, and the gags are hilarious.
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7. Blue is the Warmest Color – The Jeff Malone record for most hunger-inducing movie of all time was set in 2013 by Blue is the Warmest Color.  If you haven’t seen it, you probably think I mean hungry for sex, and that was the case to a certain extent.  The long lovemaking scenes were indeed memorable in their passionate matter-of-factness.  But if you have seen it, you know that what I am really talking about is pasta.  There was a lot of spaghetti, and I was unfortunately nowhere near a bot of boiling water while watching.  With all that in mind, the story of Adele reminded me to really bite down on the pleasures in life and make them last.
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8. Captain Phillips – For the most part, the narrative structure of Captain Phillips is rather mundane for such a high-stakes situation.  The story beats unfold with a matter-of-fact succinctness: the pirates targeted the boat.  Captain Phillips almost got rid of them.  The pirates got onto the boat.  They kidnapped Captain Phillips.  They headed back to the shore.  The Navy started following them.  A deal was worked out.  Then this happened.  Then that happened.  Then something else happened.  The point is made that even the most stressful scenarios in life simply happen as they happen.  Then the ending, which serves no necessary narrative purpose, breaks up that simplicity, and it is devastating, delivering the full weight of the ordeal of this film.
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9. Nebraska – Woody Grant is not ready to go quietly, nor will he give up on a dream of success in which everyone can look at him and go, “Wow, that guy made it.”  This despite looking he has been worn down by life more than most.  Maybe there was a moment that Woody did not really believe that he won a million dollars, or at least considered the possibility.  But he so wanted some great big tangible, positive development to be true that any reasonable argument to the contrary never had any chance.  The point is, he wanted a win.  In that sense, Nebraska is a sort of unassuming buddy movie, in which Woody’s son David is the one most able to understand what his dad really wants and the one most willing to believe that he is worth indulging.
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10. FrozenFrozen really sneaks up you in revealing how awesome it is.  This may be the most socially progressive movie Disney has ever made, which is no mean feat for a company that has often been associated with promoting antiquated gender roles.  Frozen subverts the typical Disney style by first pretending like it is going to plow headlong into that old-school style.  One of the princesses is all set to marry a man on the day she meets him, and then … she is firmly told what a fool she is being.  Ultimately, she ends up with a much better man for her, but also – that isn’t the point.  Characters in Frozen are free to love, but love doesn’t exclusively define any of them, and it also makes clear to say that whatever you go on to do in your own life, you ought to remain cool with the family that you began your life with.  And it also helps that some great singing voices belong to Idina Menzel (which a lot of people already knew) and Kristen Bell (which not enough people already knew).

Best Performance of the Year:
James Franco, Spring Breakers

And the Rest of the Best Performances of the Year, in alphabetical order:
Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips
Amy Adams, American Hustle
Christian Bale, American Hustle
Cate Blanchett, Blue Jasmine
Daniel Brühl, Rush
Steve Coogan, Philomena
Bradley Cooper, American Hustle
Sharlto Copley, Oldboy
Judi Dench, Philomena
Robert De Niro, American Hustle
Bruce Dern, Nebraska
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
Adèle Exarchopoulos, Blue is the Warmest Color
Jake Gyllenhaal, Prisoners
Tom Hanks, Captain Phillips
Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine
Chris Hemsworth, Rush
Jonah Hill, The Wolf of Wall Street
Hugh Jackman, Prisoners
Brie Larson, Don Jon and Short Term 12
Jude Law, Side Effects
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Matthew McConaughey, Mud and The Wolf of Wall Street (and presumably Dallas Buyers Club)
Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave
Simon Pegg, The World’s End
June Squibb, Nebraska
Lily Taylor, The Conjuring
Emma Thompson, Saving Mr. Banks
Sharni Vinson, You’re Next
Mia Wasikowska, Stoker
Forest Whitaker, Lee Daniels’ The Butler

2013 Oscar Nominations Reactions

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HAPPY SURPRISES:
-Christian Bale and Leo for Lead Actor. Tom Hanks being left out, though, is an unhappy surprise, but that is mitigated by his past Oscar recognition and this being such a stacked category.
-Jonah Hill for Supporting Actor, for a performance that was … something else.
-I was “happy” to see Pharrell up for Original Song.

UNHAPPY SURPRISES
-No “Please Mr. Kennedy”?!
-No American Hustle for Makeup? I guess too much of it was natural.

[EDITED TO INCLUDE:] NEUTRAL SURPRISES
-No Best Picture (or any major noms) for Inside Llewyn Davis.  There could have been one more Best Picture nom, and I thought Llewyn would have filled it.  The Coen Bros. seem to have a fanbase in the Academy – after all, the presumably more inaccessible A Serious Man snagged a Best Picture nom.
-No Monsters University for Animated Feature – only the second Pixar film (after Cars 2) not to be nominated since this category’s inception.
-No The Past for Foreign Language Film, despite great reviews and Asghar Farhadi winning here for A Separation two years ago.  Apparently it didn’t even make the shortlist.

UNHAPPY NON-SURPRISES
-No Will Forte or James Franco for Supporting Actor.
-Nothing for You’re Next.
-Only 1 nomination for Prisoners.
-Nothing for The World’s End.
-Nothing for Blue is the Warmest Color.
-No sound nominations for Stoker.
-No editing nomination for Spring Breakers.

ALSO OF NOTE
-For the 2nd year in a row, a David O. Russell movie was nominated in all four acting categories. American Hustle is the 15th film to ever have such a distinction, and Russell is the only director to have directed more than one of them.

PREDICTIONS (Obviously these may change after the guild awards.)
12 Years a Slave and American Hustle should take Screenplay (though there’s always the possibility of a quirky winner here).
-Cuarón might win Director even though Gravity probably won’t win Best Picture, but the Best Picture favorites look too strong, so Steve McQueen will probably take it (or Russell).
-Jared Leto is the biggest acting favorite.
-Cate Blanchett is close to a sure thing.
-Supporting Actress looks like a 2-woman race: J-Law vs. Lupita – slight edge to Jen for now.
-Lead Actor could legitimately go to anybody. I’m still thinking Chiwetel as the ever so slight favorite.
-And it all comes down to 12 Years a Slave vs. American Hustle, with 12 Years looking good (for now).

2013: A Year at the Movies

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“Moviegoers will win 2013 by a score of 402 to Zip, but Jeff Malone will be held to under 100.” “The record’s 75.” “WAS.”

(Included with the list of titles are grades, dates, showtimes, theatre locations, and folks I saw the movies with.)

1. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey – B (1/2, 2:30 PM, Regal United Artists Oxford Valley, Langhorne, PA; Kaity Malone)
2. Django Unchained – A- (1/4, 10:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walter Wojcik)
3. Texas Chainsaw 3D – C+ (1/7, 2:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
4. Rise of the Guardians – B- (1/10, 11:40 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
5. The Impossible – B (1/11, 1:35 PM, AMC Neshaminy, Bensalem, PA; myself)
6. This is 40B- (1/14, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
7. Silver Linings Playbook – A (1/19, 7:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
8. MamaB+ (1/20, 10:45 PM, Oxford Valley; Kylie Howe)
9. The Last Stand – B (1/24, 2:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
10. Zero Dark Thirty – A- (1/27, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
11. The Best of Rifftrax: Plan 9 From Outer Space (1/31, 7:30 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
12. Bullet to the Head – B (2/2, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
13. Warm Bodies – A- (2/2, 9:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
14. Side Effects – B (2/13, 2:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Rob Malone)
15. Dark Skies – B- (2/22, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
16. The Last Exorcism Part II – C- (3/5, 12:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
17. Oz the Great and Powerful – C (3/9, 12:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith, Greg Smith, and Walt Wojcik)
18. The Call – C (3/20, 12:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
19. Stoker – B+ (3/25, 1:35 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
20. Spring Breakers – B+ (3/26, 12:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
21. Jack the Giant Slayer – B (3/28, 1:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
22. The Host – C+ (4/4, 12:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
23. Evil Dead – B (4/6, 3:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
24. GI Joe: Retaliation in 3D – C (4/8, 1:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
25. Olympus Has FallenC- (4/10, 1:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
26. 42 – B (4/13, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob and Sue Malone)
27. Trance – B (4/15, 1:25 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
28. The Lords of Salem – B- (4/23, 1:30 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
29. OblivionB+ (4/24, 1:00 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
30. The Place Beyond the Pines – B- (4/30, 3:55 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
31. Pain & Gain – B+ (5/1, 1:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
32. Iron Man 3 – B+ (5/5, 3:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone and Walt Wojcik)
33. The CroodsC (5/8, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
34. Star Trek Into DarknessB+ (5/18, 8:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob, Sue, and Kaity Malone)
35. The Great Gatsby in 3D – C+ (5/19, 4:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
36. Fast & Furious 6 – B (5/24, 4:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
37. The Hangover Part III – B- (5/24, 8:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
38. Now You See Me – B (6/4, 4:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
39. Mud – B (6/5, 1:30 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
40. The Internship – C (6/9, 7:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
41. The Purge – B- (6/10, 11:40 AM, Oxford Valley; myself)
42. Man of Steel – B- (6/14, 3:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
43. This is the End – B+ (6/14, 8:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
44. The East – B+ (6/20, 1:45 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
45. Monsters University in 3D – B+ (6/22, 9:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff and Greg Smith)
46. The Bling Ring – B+ (6/25, 2:40 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
47. World War Z – B (6/28, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith and Walt Wojcik)
48. The HeatC+ (7/8, 10:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
49. Despicable Me 2 in 3D – B (7/13, 10:20 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
50. Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain – B- (7/15, 2:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
51. White House Down – B (7/16, 12:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
52. The Conjuring – A (7/20, 10:30 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
53. Girl Most Likely – B- (7/21, 1:50 PM, Neshaminy; Kaity Malone)
54. R.I.P.D.C- (7/22, 7:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith)
55. The To-Do ListB- (7/27, 8:10 PM, AMC Hamilton, Hamilton, NJ; Jeff Smith)
56. Fruitvale StationA- (7/29, 12:50 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
57. Pacific RimB (7/29, 10:25 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
58. The Way, Way Back – B+ (8/1, 1:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
59. We’re the Millers – B- (8/12, 8:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone)
60. Rifftrax Live: Starship Troopers (8/15, 8:00 PM, Neshaminy; myself)
61. Lee Daniels’ The ButlerB (8/16, 4:20 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury)
62. The Spectacular NowB+ (8/18, 10:15 PM, AMC Loews 19th Street East, New York, NY; myself)
63. In a World…B (8/22, 9:45 PM, Landmark Sunshine, New York, NY; myself)
64. The World’s EndA- (8/23, 2:50 PM, Regal Union Square, New York, NY; Rob Malone and Andrew Parrish)
65. You’re NextA (8/24, 3:20 PM, Union Square; myself)
66. Short Term 12B+ (8/28, 2:15 PM, Landmark Sunshine; myself)
67. The Frozen GroundC+ (8/29, 1:00 PM, City Cinemas Village East, New York, NY; myself)
68. Blue JasmineB+ (8/31, 6:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Pat Dansbury)
69. ElysiumC+ (9/1, 7:10 PM, Oxford Valley; myself)
70. The Room (9/7, 12:00 AM, Landmark Sunshine; myself)
71. RiddickC+ (9/7, 6:00 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
72. The WolverineB (9/11, 12:20 PM, Union Square; myself)
73. Insidious: Chapter 2B- (9/14, 9:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Dave Coyle and Walt Wojcik)
74. The FamilyC (9/18, 1:20 PM, Regal E-Walk, New York, NY; myself)
75. RushB+ (9/21, 11:00 AM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
76. PrisonersA- (9/25, 7:20 PM, E-Walk; Michael Alden, CJ Hanekamp, Johanne Jespersen, and Laura Jespersen)
77. Don JonB (9/27, 8:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Rob Malone and Dan Dickerson)
78. Gravity in RPX 3D – B+ (10/5, 7:50 PM, E-Walk; Aaron Doughty, CJ Hanekamp, Laura Jespersen, Chad Phillips, and Sheila Hoang)
79. Captain Phillips – A- (10/11, 10:10 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone, Chad Phillips, and Sheila Hoang)
80. All the Boys Love Mandy LaneC- (10/14, 9:15 PM, Angelika Film Center, New York, NY; myself)
81. 12 Years a SlaveA (10/21, 12:50 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
82. Escape Plan – C+ (10/23, 7:00 PM, E-Walk; Rob Malone)
83. The CounselorC (10/25, 9:10 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
84. Machete KillsB- (11/5, 10:30 PM, AMC Empire, New York, NY; Laura Jespersen)
85. Jackass Presents: Bad GrandpaB (11/10, 8:40 PM, E-Walk; Kasper Hansen and Laura Jespersen)
86. Blue is the Warmest ColorA- (11/12, 8:15 PM, BAM Rose Cinemas, Brooklyn, NY; Charles Mallison and Anya Prokhorkina)
87. NebraskaA- (11/20, 7:50 PM, Lincoln Plaza Cinemas, New York, NY; myself)
88. Thor: The Dark World – B- (11/23, 9:45 PM, Union Square; myself)
89. The Hunger Games: Catching FireA- (11/29, 5:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Bob Malone, Sue Malone, Rob Malone, and Kaity Malone)
90. Philomena – A- (12/1, 1:50 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Pat Dansbury)
91. OldboyB (12/2, 2:20 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
92. Inside Llewyn Davis – B (12/9, 2:00 PM, Union Square; Rob Malone)
93. American Hustle – A (12/16, 4:00 PM, E-Walk; CJ Hanekamp and Anya Prokhorkina; also 12/26, 7:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Rob Malone, Kaity Malone, and Becca Mutek)
94. The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug – B- (12/18, 7:30 PM, Oxford Valley; Walt Wojcik)
95. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues – B+ (12/21, 2:00 PM, Oxford Valley; Kaity Malone and Hannah Plumridge)
96. Saving Mr. Banks – B (12/27, 12:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Claire Dansbury and Pat Dansbury)
97. 47 RoninC+ (12/29, 1:40 PM, Oxford Valley; Jeff Smith and Walt Wojcik)

This Is A Movie Review: Nebraska

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WideModern_nebraska_131120620x413If you have any relatives who are hard of their hearing and terse of their speaking, then you will likely recognize a great deal in Nebraska.  There is a scene in the middle in which Woody Grant (Bruce Dern) and his brothers and some of their sons are sitting around and watching football.  A conversation breaks out, punctuated by “Huh?’s” and “What’s that?’s”, about a vaguely remembered, perfectly inconsequential car.  It reminded me a great deal of my great uncle who passed away earlier this year.  I was cracking up the whole time.

Despite its dour color palette and pitiable characters, Nebraska is a breezy hoot.  This is thanks mainly to the performances, because even when these characters are at their lowest, they are effortlessly charming.  (It must also be mentioned that the black and white isn’t really dour – Phedon Papamichael’s cinematography is lovely.)  I will join the chorus that has been praising Bruce Dern.  And I will express confused wonderment about how June Squibb has not had a bigger career (hey, it’s never too late to break out).  But anyone who knows me well knows that the actor I most want to talk about is Orville Willis Forte IV.  I was excited by the prospect of his first dramatic role, and I thought that the odds of success were in his favor.  In his time on SNL and all of his other comedic work, he commits completely to his performances.  That is a skill that does wonders for comedy AND drama, and he did not forget to utilize it as David Grant.  His role was a tricky mix of put-upon and forthright, and he pretty much nailed it.

The one thing that nagged at me was the yokel portrayal of the residents of director Alexander Payne’s native cornhusker state.  I am not sure if Payne wanted to say that most Nebraskans are simple-minded folk, and if he did, if he meant that as a bad thing, and I am not sure how much that characterization can be pinned on him anyway, seeing as he did not write the screenplay.  Ultimately, though, there was a mix of kindness and cruelty, sensibleness and naivete in Nebraska the film, just as I’m sure there is in Nebraska the state.

The Best Horror Movie Final Girls

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Halloween has come and gone, but I didn’t make a Halloween-based pop culture list.  So here’s one now: my selections for the best “final girls” in horror movie history.

5. Sally Hardesty (Marilyn Burns), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
A lot of final girls make it to the end by sheer random chance.  It may seem that way at first with Sally, but she is above all else a survivor.  Even when all she can do just to have a chance to make it out alive is scream, good God, does she scream.  The final shot of her covered in blood is the ultimate picture of just barely escaping the clutches of hell.
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4. Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis), Halloween
Laurie Strode proves the maxim that a hero is only as good as the villain.  Relentlessly pursued by the embodiment of pure evil, she proves just as relentless in defending herself and those she is in charge of.
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3. Erin Harson (Sharni Vinson), You’re Next
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subverts the expectations of the final girl by giving its heroine a background that has actually prepared her a classic horror movie scenario.  But preparation to fight back does not make it easy, even when you are successful.  Sharni Vinson’s bravura emotional display makes it clear how devastating killing is even when you are trained for it and even when it is in self-defense.
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2. Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), Alien
Ripley’s journey as final girl (or final woman, as it hardly feels appropriate to call an astronautical officer a girl) is the hero’s journey.  By the time she has expelled the Alien into space, she has graduated into full-on badass action hero.  Maybe it’s because I saw Alien 30 years after it came out, but it seemed like that side of her was always there in the first place.
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1. Nancy Thompson (Heather Langenkamp), A Nightmare on Elm Street
What earns Nancy Thompson the number one spot is that she fights back, but she must develop that ability to do so over the course of her ordeal.  She is the most imaginatively resourceful of any final girl, necessarily so.  Even when everyone else is denying the existence of Freddy Krueger, she is focused on figuring out the rules of a realm of existence beyond the normal.  When life suddenly becomes unbelievably strange, ignoring this new reality might mean death, and Nancy instinctively realizes this more than just about any other movie character ever.
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You’re Next Review

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You’re Next starts off slow, almost to the point that I worried it was going to lose its target audience entirely. Luckily, there is something going on, just not what is to be expected based on the gore-heavy (nearly gore-exclusive) trailers. An upper-middle-class family reunites in a Mansion in the Woods, and the barely hidden tension comes out in supremely bitchy fashion. It’s basically (and here’s your pull quote right here) a comedy of manners interrupted by a horror movie.

Erin (played by Step Up 3D‘s Sharni Vinson), a girlfriend meeting the family, turns out to be unexpectedly equipped to respond to the home invasion. The explanation for this characterization is both logical and timely. As the buzz indicates, You’re Next is heavily subversive of the home invasion genre. Whenever a trope is subverted, a logical explanation is provided for why it is subverted, and whenever a trope is played straight, a logical explanation is provided for why it is played straight.

(GENERALLY SPOILER-ISH INFORMATION IN THIS PARAGRAPH. I’m not giving anything completely away, but this is information I’m glad I didn’t know beforehand.)  In the last 30 minutes or so, as Erin really doubles down in her fighting back, You’re Next decides to travel back to the 80’s with an awesome John Carpenter-style synth score. Interestingly enough, You’re Next may owe less to something like The Strangers than it does to a certain crime movie from the 40’s (quite possibly the best crime movie of all time – or at least the best noir crime movie of all time). You know how I said it’s a comedy of manners interrupted by a horror movie? Well, it’s really more of a crime movie disguised as horror. And the twists keep on coming right through to the end. There’s almost a final twist that would have been a little too bleak for most audiences’ tastes, but that is quickly averted by a different, not quite as bleak, twist. And all these final twists are punctuated by perfect pitch-black humor, particularly Erin’s recapping of the details of her fighting back. (END SPOILERS)

The cast is mostly made up of your favorite indie filmmakers (Joe Swanberg, Ti West, Amy Seimetz in a role quite different than Upstream Color), several of whom my brother knows, and the aforementioned Sharni Vinson. Now, I unabashedly love Step Up 3D, but that’s because of the dancing and the 3D, and in spite of the acting. The acting in Step Up 3D could have been worse, but it was unimpressive enough to make me worry that Sharni might be a liability to You’re Next. Well, I owe her an apology, because she rightfully deserves a place among Heather Langenkamp and Sigourney Weaver as one of the best horror heroines who fight back of all time. A

2013 MTV Movie Awards Prediction Scorecard

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I can keep my dignity with my predicting powers this year, having gone 7 out of 12.  I really overestimated Magic Mike, and I slightly overestimated J-Law.

Here’s a breakdown:
Best Movie – Winner/My Guess: The Avengers
Male Performance – Winner: Bradley Cooper, My Guess: Channing Tatum
Female Performance – Winner/My Guess: Jennifer Lawrence
Scared-as-S**t Performance – Winner: Suraj Sharma, My Guess: Jennifer Lawrence
Breakthrough Performance – Winner/My Guess: Rebel Wilson
On-Screen Duo – Winner/My Guess: Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane
Shirtless Performance – Winner: Taylor Lautner, My Guess: Channing Tatum
Best Fight – Winner/My Guess: The Avengers
Best Kiss – Winner/My Guess: Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence
WTF Moment – Winner: Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson, My Guess: Anna Camp
Best Villain – Winner: Tom Hiddleston, My Guess: Leonardo DiCaprio
Best Musical Moment – Winner/My Guess: Pitch Perfect

2013 MTV Movie Awards Preview

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The 2013 MTV Movie Awards (airing Sunday, April 14) have the most interesting batch of nominations they have had in at least five years, i.e., the last time Twilight wasn’t up for anything.  Apparently MTV brought in a legit nominating crew that picked movies that the MTV crowd likes and that are also actually pretty good.  I can guarantee – incredibly – that Twilight will not win Best Movie this year.  In fact, Breaking Dawn – Part 2 has only one nomination, and it probably won’t even win that one.  Anyway, here’s me guessing the winners and saying who I think deserves it.

Best Movie
The Avengers
The Dark Knight Rises
Django Unchained
Silver Linings Playbook
Ted
Will Win: The Avengers was the highest grossing movie last year, and the only reason that wouldn’t make it the favorite would be if Twilight were nominated, and it isn’t.
Should Win: Silver Linings Playbook was the third best, and nearly first best, movie of the year.

Male Performance
Ben Affleck, Argo
Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Jamie Foxx, Django Unchained
Channing Tatum, Magic Mike
Will Win: Even guys like Channing Tatum these days.
Should Win: SLP may not be your typical MTV Movie Award movie, but it’s close enough, and Bradley Cooper’s a cool dude.

Female Performance
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
Mila Kunis, Ted
Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Emma Watson, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect
Will and Should Win: Jennifer Lawrence should become the first actress since Julia Roberts (Erin Brockovich) to win the Moonman and the Oscar for the same role.

Scared-as-s**it Performance
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Alexandra Daddario, Texas Chainsaw 3D
Martin Freeman, The Hobbit
Jennifer Lawrence, House at the End of the Street
Suraj Sharma, Life of Pi
Will Win: Jennifer Lawrence is really popular these days.
Should Win: None of these.  Alex and Jen weren’t in very good movies.  Jessica wasn’t scared in ZDT, and Martin and Suraj weren’t primarily scared in their roles.  They could have nominated Jessica for Mama, an actual horror movie.

Breakthrough Performance
Ezra Miller, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Eddie Redmayne, Les Misérables
Suraj Sharma, Life of Pi
Quvenzhané Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild
Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect
Will and Should Win: Rebel Wilson’s hosting the show, let’s not let her down.

On-Screen Duo
Robert Downey, Jr. and Mark Ruffalo, The Avengers
Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis, The Campaign
Leonardo DiCaprio and Samuel L. Jackson, Django Unchained
Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane, Ted
Will Win: J-Law’s overall popularity might be enough to push her and Bradley to the win, but I think Wahlberg and MacFarlane might have the edge, considering they best fit the traditional definition of a duo.
Should Win: It’s a little off-the-wall, but why not the villainous duo of Leo and Sam Jackson?

Shirtless Performance
Christian Bale, The Dark Knight Rises
Daniel Craig, Skyfall
Taylor Lautner, Twilight: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Seth MacFarlane, Ted
Channing Tatum, Magic Mike
Will Win: Lots of ladies have seen Channing Tatum shirtless, and it’s mostly ladies who vote for this thing.
Should Win: It wasn’t quite at the level of his shirtless performance in Casino Royale, but Daniel Craig was still torso-and-shoulders above the rest of the field.

Best Fight
Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson, and Jeremy Renner vs Tom Hiddleston , The Avengers
Christian Bale vs Tom Hardy, The Dark Knight Rises
JamieFoxx vs Candieland Henchmen, Django Unchained
Daniel Craig vs Ola Rapace, Skyfall
Mark Wahlberg vs Seth MacFarlane, Ted
Will Win: The Ted fight really wants it, but The Avengers fight had Hulk Smash.
Should Win: Hulk no like puny humans not picking The Avengers.

Best Kiss
Kerry Washington and Jamie Foxx, Django Unchained
Kara Hayward and Jared Gilman, Moonrise Kingdom
Emma Watson and Logan Lerman, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook
Mila Kunis and Mark Wahlberg, Ted
Will and Should Win: Jen and Bradley‘s movie-capping kiss was the most memorable of the year, and it was beautifully shot.

WTF Moment
Jamie Foxx and Samuel L. Jackson, Django Unchained
Denzel Washington, Flight
Anna Camp, Pitch Perfect
Javier Bardem, Skyfall
Seth MacFarlane, Ted
Will and Should Win: Anna Camp in Pitch Perfect was the only one of these that made me react anything like WTF.

Best Villain
Javier Bardem, Skyfall
Marion Cotillard, The Dark Knight Rises
Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
Tom Hardy, The Dark Knight Rises
Tom Hiddleston, The Avengers
Will and Should Win: Voting could be all over the place here, which might bode well for Leonardo DiCaprio, seeing as he’s the most popular of the nominees.  Good thing he deserves it.

Best Musical Moment
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Joe Manganiello, Kevin Nash and Adam Rodriguez, Magic Mike
Emma Watson, Logan Lerman and Ezra Miller, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Anna Kendrick, Rebel Wilson, Anna Camp, Brittany Snow, Alexis Knapp, Ester Dean and Hana Mae Lee, Pitch Perfect
Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Will Win: Could J-Law go for 5-for-5?  She could.  This is the hardest category to call.  I’ll just go with the music-centric movie, so congratulations, ladies of Pitch Perfect.
Should Win: It’s Magic Mike time.

Some Personal Thoughts on Roger Ebert (1942-2013)

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I don’t remember a time when I didn’t know Roger Ebert.  He is one of those pieces of culture that tend to be absorbed by osmosis.  At least as far back as when I was a child, “Two Thumbs Up – Siskel & Ebert” could potentially appear in any movie commercial or poster.  I’m not sure I ever even read anything by Ebert until I was in high school (early-mid 2000’s).  And I may not have even started reading his reviews regularly until after college (2010’s).  But he still may just be my favorite  film critic of all time.  This isn’t because I agreed with him all the time (and really, who wants there to be a critic that you agree with all the time?), nor is it even because his reviews were more well-written than any other critic.  That’s not to say that he wasn’t a good writer, he was a great writer, it’s just beside the point of why I liked him so much.  For me, it all boils down to just how much he loved cinema.  In all of his reviews, it was clear that he wanted to love the movie that he had seen.  It didn’t always work out that way (he hated, hated, hated his fair share), but I could tell he always entered the theatre hopefully.  This is how I watch movies: I believe that any and all of them may hold some value for me and I give them all a fair chance.  Thanks for the inspiration, Roger.  R.I.P.  I give your life two thumbs up.

The 1st Annual Jeff Malone Academy Awards

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A lot of people complain about the Oscars getting it wrong, but nobody ever does anything about it.  So here I am, doing something about it.  This is the 1st Annual Jeff Malone Academy Awards, honoring the best of the cinema of 2012.
My nominees are listed after the video.  Winners are in bold and all caps.

Supporting Actor
Robert De Niro, Silver Linings Playbook
Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained
SAMUEL L. JACKSON, Django Unchained
Richard Jenkins, Cabin in the Woods
Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike

Animated Feature
WRECK-IT RALPH

Cinematography
ROBERT RICHARDSON, Django Unchained
Claudio Miranda, Life of Pi
Steve Yedlin, Looper
Masanobu Takayanagi, Silver Linings Playbook
Roger Deakins, Skyfall

Visual Effects
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
LIFE OF PI
Marvel’s The Avengers
Prometheus
Snow White and the Hunstman

Costume Design
Kari Perkins, Bernie
SHAREN DAVIS, Django Unchained
Paco Delgado, Les Misérables
Sharen Davis, Looper
Karen Patch, Seven Psychopaths

Makeup & Hairstyling
Argo
CLOUD ATLAS
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

Sound Mixing
David Husby, Cabin in the Woods
Mark Ulano, Django Unchained
SIMON HAYES, Les Misérables
Lee Orloff, Pitch Perfect
Kevin Bolen, Wreck-It Ralph

Sound Editing
Randle Akerson, The Dark Knight Rises
Larry Blake, Haywire
Robert Jackson, Killing Them Softly
JEREMY PEIRSON, Looper
Karen Baker Landers and Per Hallberg, Skyfall

Supporting Actress
AMY ADAMS, The Master
Emily Blunt, Looper
Anne Hathaway, Les Misérables
Jacki Weaver, Silver Linings Playbook
Rebel Wilson, Pitch Perfect

Film Editing
Lisa Lassek, Cabin in the Woods
Elliot Greenberg, Chronicle
Dody Dorn, End of Watch
BOB DUCSAY, Looper
Jay Cassidy and Crispin Struthers, Silver Linings Playbook

Production Design
Cabin in the WoodsDjango Unchained
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hunger Games
LIFE OF PI

Original Score
Tom Tykwer, Reinhold Heil, and Johnny Klimek, Cloud Atlas
Heather McIntosh, Compliance
David Holmes, Haywire
JONNY GREENWOOD, The Master
Alexandre Desplat and Benjamin Britten, Moonrise Kingdom

Original Song
“Abraham’s Daughter,” written by Win Butler, Régine Chassagne, and T-Bone Burnett, The Hunger Games
“THE ANTIDOTE,” written by ANNIE CLARK (ST. VINCENT), The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
“Bittersweet,” written by Sonny Moore and Ellie Goulding, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2
Safe & Sound,” written by Taylor Swift, John Paul White, Joy Williams, Joy Williams, and T-Bone Burnett, The Hunger Games
“Skfyall,” written by Adele Adkins and Paul Epworth, Skyfall

Adapted Screenplay
Skip Hollandsworth and Richard Linklater, Bernie
Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, and David S. Goyer, The Dark Knight Rises
Gary Ross, Suzanne Collins, and Billy Ray, The Hunger Games
Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower
DAVID O. RUSSELL, Silver Linings Playbook

Original Screenplay
JOSS WHEDON and DREW GODDARD, Cabin in the Woods
Quentin Tarantino, Django Unchained
Rian Johnson, Looper
Zoe Kazan, Ruby Sparks
Mark Boal, Zero Dark Thirty

Director
Kathryn Bigelow, Zero Dark Thirty
Drew Goddard, Cabin in the Woods
RIAN JOHNSON, Looper
David O. Russell, Silver Linings Playbook
Robert Zemeckis, Flight

Lead Actress
Jessica Chastain, Zero Dark Thirty
Zoe Kazan, Ruby Sparks
Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games
JENNIFER LAWRENCE, Silver Linings Playbook
Quvenzhané Wallis, Beasts of the Southern Wild

Lead Actor
Jack Black, Bernie
BRADLEY COOPER, Silver Linings Playbook
Daniel Day-Lewis, Lincoln
Hugh Jackman, Les Misérables
Joaquin Phoenix, The Master
Denzel Washington, Flight

Picture
Bernie
CABIN IN THE WOODS
Django Unchained
Flight
The Hunger Games
Looper
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Ruby Sparks
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

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