‘Sonic the Hedgehog 3’ Review: Sonic vs. Anti-Sonic

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This is not Sonic, even though it kind of looks like him (CREDIT: Paramount Pictures and Sega of America, Inc.)

Starring: Ben Schwartz, Colleen O’Shaughnessey, Idris Elba, Keanu Reeves, Jim Carrey, James Marsden, Tika Sumpter, Krysten Ritter, Natasha Rothwell, Shemar Moore, Lee Majdoub, Tom Butler, Alyla Browne, James Wolk, Sofia Pernas, Cristo Fernández, Adam Pally, Jorma Taccone

Director: Jeff Fowler

Running Time: 110 Minutes

Rating: PG for All the Silly Cartoony Action Nonsense

Release Date: December 20, 2024 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Our true-blue, Ben Schwartz-voiced shiny speedster is enjoying his happy family life with his adoptive parents and his fox and echidna friends. But some secrets in the halls of power threaten to get in the way of that blissful domesticity. You see, back in the 1970s, a clandestine government program created Shadow the Hedgehog (voiced by Keanu Reeves), who is basically, naturally enough, a shadow version of Sonic. He’s on the loose now, and that of course threatens the stability of the entire world. So Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles form an uneasy alliance with their archnemesis Dr. Robotnik (Jim Carrey) and Robotnik’s long-lost grandfather (also Carrey) to get Shadow back into the shadows.

What Made an Impression?: How Can You Say No to This Guy?: I never played the Sonic video games all that much while growing up, and I only kind of like the first two movies, but whenever there’s a new cinematic adventure with the most famous hedgehog in the world, I find myself getting inexplicably excited. A lot of that has to do with Schwartz’s effervescent, incorrigible vocal performance. And it also probably has something to do with the fact that no matter how convoluted these plots get, it’s clear that everyone is having tons of fun. This franchise is no marvel of storytelling, but it is kind of impressive how wholesome it’s managed to remain amidst all the chaos.
Keep Punching It Up: For the most part, the most complimentary I can be about Sonic 3 is that it’s a pleasant enough diversion for a couple of hours. But occasionally it really comes alive with some especially punchy dialogue, like when one character is mistaken for Detective Pikachu, or when Robotnik describes himself as “undesirable to all possible genders.” Those probably don’t sound as funny typed out as they do in context, but they definitely got some laughs at my screening. Anyway, I most certainly wish that the script had focused on being clever like that more often. The requisite goofiness is certainly there, but it gets distracted by this little thing called saving the world, which isn’t what I’m coming to Sonic movies for. But maybe that’s just me!

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is Recommended If You Like: The possibility that there could be a new Sonic movie every two years for the foreseeable future

Grade: 2.5 out of 5 Sycophants

All I Want for Christmas is for More People to See ‘The Order’

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Order up! (CREDIT: Vertical/Screenshot)

Starring: Jude Law, Nicholas Hoult, Tye Sheridan, Jurnee Smollett, Alison Oliver, Marc Maron, Odessa Young

Director: Justin Kurzel

Running Time: 116 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: December 6, 2024 (Theaters)

The Order came out in theaters on the first weekend of December, aka the dumping ground between the mega-blockbusters of Thanksgiving and the mega-blockbusters of Christmas. So it probably won’t be on the big screen for much longer! But if you’re in the mood for a bleak, based-on-a-true-story crime thriller as the mercury plummets and the wind starts whipping, then you may just want to check out Jude Law as a weary FBI agent hunting down Nicholas Hoult as an ambitious white supremacist terrorist. (Marc Maron also pops up as an outspoken radio host!) It’s a worthwhile watch if you want to reckon with the most portentous corners of society.

To sum it all up, I’d like to paraphrase my own headline: all I want for Christmas is for the world to be cured of neo-Nazism.

Grade: 4.5 Attempts to Contain the Disorder out of 6 Kids Birthday Parties

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 12/13/24

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That’s that me peppermint espresso (CREDIT: Alfredo Flores/Netflix)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Kraven the Hunter (Theaters)
The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim (Theaters)
Nickel Boys (Theaters)

TV
A Nonsense Christmas with Sabrina Carpenter (Streaming on Netflix) – This came out last week; I want to make sure I watch it before the end of 2024, partly because Kyle Mooney stops by at some point.
The Simpsons: O C’mon All Ye Faithful (December 17 on Disney+) – Streaming-exclusive Christmas special.
-A Saturday Night Live Christmas (December 18 on NBC)
Nate Bargatze’s Nashville Christmas (December 19 on CBS) – Nate’s a funny guy, so this might be funny too.

Music
-The National, Rome – First live album
-Saint Etienne, The Night
-Snoop Dogg, Missionary

Sports
-College Football Bowl Season (December 14-January 4 on Various Networks) – I’m most concerned about the Rate Bowl on December 26 between Rutgers and Kansas State.
-College Football Playoff (December 20-January 20 on ESPN, ABC, TNT, and Max) – I’m rooting for Indiana or Oregon.

‘Nickel Boys’ Lets You in on the Action

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If I had a Nickel for every Boy… (CREDIT: Courtesy of Orion Pictures)
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Starring: Ethan Herisse, Brandon Wilson, Aunjanue Ellis-Taylor, Hamish Linklater, Fred Hechinger, Daveed Diggs

Director: RaMell Ross

Running Time: 140 Minutes

Rating: PG-13 for Racism and Authoritarianism

Release Date: December 13, 2024 (New York Theaters)/December 20, 2024 (Los Angeles Theaters)

What’s It About?: Young Elwood Curtis (Ethan Herisse) has a promising future ahead of him in 1962 Florida. He’s excited about heading off to college, but then an unfortunate encounter leads to a false accusation and a stint at the brutal reform school Nickel Academy, where he befriends a fellow student/inmate named Turner (Brandon Wilson). Elwood seems more or less confident that he’ll be able to leave eventually, although the truth soon hits him hard as he realizes that he’ll need to be particularly crafty if he wants to return to a life of freedom anytime soon. Meanwhile, the much more hardened Turner has come to accept that the only way to escape before “graduating” is in a body bag. And as bad as all that sounds, occasional flashes to the future reveal that even darker practices are afoot at this institution.

What Made an Impression?: The Power and Limits of POV: If you’re a scholar of filmmaking techniques, you’ll notice something right away that makes Nickel Boys unique. On the other hand, if you’re a complete novice regarding the language of film, you still might notice something, even if you don’t quite have the vocabulary for it. That’s because director/co-writer RaMell Ross and his cinematographer Jomo Fray decided to shoot this whole dang thing from a first-person point of view, as if the camera were strapped to the heads of a couple of the main characters. We mostly follow Elwood’s perspective, but about halfway through, it alternates between his and Turner’s POV. I found this approach more interesting than mesmerizing, although I have noticed that plenty of my colleagues were much more blown away. While it didn’t work on me as well as it could have, it’s definitely not ostentatious; Nickel Boys is essentially about the reconstruction of traumatic memories, so it makes sense to strictly limit the available information in this fashion.
Digging Up the Dirt: So is there any chance that Elwood and/or Turner make it out of Nickel alive? Feel free to skip this paragraph if you want to go in having absolutely no idea, but if you don’t mind being teased a bit more, I will say that the glimpses of what happens decades later are both seamless and tantalizingly detached. They’re focused on a surreptitious investigation into Nickel that has the “trust no one” vibe of classic X-Files. There aren’t any aliens of cryptids, but there’s enough institutional malfeasance to make it feel unnervingly supernatural. The ideas at play in this movie won’t come as a surprise to anyone whose eyes are open, but chances are it will still leave you with a feeling you won’t be able to shake.

Nickel Boys is Recommended If You Like: Big Formal Swings

Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Points of View

Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 12/6/24

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Yay! Yay! Football! (CREDIT: ESPN/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
The End (Theaters) – Directed by Joshua Oppenheimer, whom you might know more for his documentaries.
Get Away (Theaters) – Starring Nick Frost and Aisling Bea.
Nightbitch (Theaters)
The Order (Theaters)
Werewolves (Theaters) – Lycanthropy horror action flick starring Frank Grillo; might be worth checking out.
Y2K (Theaters)

Music
-Dua Lipa, Dua Lipa Live From the Royal Albert Hall
-Lauren Mayberry, Vicious Creature
-Lucinda Williams, Lucinda Williams Sings The Beatles From Abbey Road

TV/Sports
-The Simpsons Funday Football (December 9 on Disney+) – Springfield-ified version of the Monday Night Football game (Bengals vs. Cowboys).

Kyle Mooney Takes Us Back to ‘Y2K’ for a Coming-of-Age Apocalypse

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Did these guys do it all for the Nookie? (CREDIT: Nicole Rivelli/A24)

Starring: Jaeden Martell, Rachel Zegler, Julian Dennison, Daniel Zolghadri, Lachlan Watson, Eduardo Franco, Fred Durst, Kyle Mooney, Mason Gooding, The Kid Laroi, Miles Robbins, Tim Heidecker, Alicia Silverstone, Lauren Balone, Kevin Mangold

Director: Kyle Mooney

Running Time: 93 Minutes

Rating: R for Stabby Electronics, Potty Humor, and Teenage Party Antics

Release Date: December 6, 2024 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: It’s December 31, 1999, and all Eli (Jaeden Martell) wants to do is finally hook up with his crush Laura (Rachel Zegler). His good buddy Danny (Julian Dennison) has his back, but pretty much everyone else in their high school relentlessly mocks them. But soon enough, that’ll be the least of their worries, because of this little thing called the Y2K virus. The start of the year 2000 was supposed to cause mass confusion among the world’s electronics as they mistakenly interpreted those last two digits as 1900. But in the real world, the new year rolled in with merely a blip. But what if instead the Y2K bug was a signal for all the computers to unite into a singularity and conquer humanity, and what if it all went down in Eli and Danny’s hometown?

What Made an Impression?: Apocalyptic Nostalgia: Y2K was directed and co-written by Kyle Mooney, who was 15 in December 1999. His fondness for the era is abundantly clear, and you get the sense that he was kind of disappointed that the world didn’t explode on January 1. I’m sure he didn’t actually want things to turn quite as violent as his movie does, but this nevertheless feels like a dream come true in a way. Basically, Y2K is what happens if you go, “What if the 1998 teen comedy Can’t Hardly Wait had been about the end of the world?” And that promise certainly sounds invigorating.
The Mooney House Style: In his years as a YouTube creator and Saturday Night Live cast member, Mooney perfected his own unique version of what is often termed “awkward” or “cringe” comedy. And while those descriptors are certainly accurate, they don’t fully capture his arsenal, as his videos also often manage to be quite sweet and weirdly exhilarating. Which is one way of saying, it’s really hard to do what Kyle Mooney does if you’re not Kyle Mooney or one of his longtime collaborators. Martell, Zegler, Dennison and the rest of the young cast all do their best to play believable, well-rounded teenagers. But in attempting to bring Mooney and Evan Winter’s script to life, it’s like they’re speaking in a language they’re not quite fluent in. Mooney himself naturally proves to be much more readily capable as a video store employee, as does fellow iconic weirdo Tim Heidecker as Eli’s dad. Perhaps the now-40-year-old Mooney could’ve pulled a PEN15 and played the lead character himself?
My Bizkit Hasn’t Been This Limp in Years: Finally, we as a moviegoing society in 2024 have to talk about something very important, as this is the second movie this year trading on our collective familiarity with a certain iconic/infamous rock star. Yes indeed, after Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst was unrecognizable in I Saw the TV Glow, he shows up in Y2K as himself to save the world with the power of nu metal. Like a lot of teens and preteens in 1999, I was more or less obsessed with Limp Bizkit, but I thought I had grown out of that as I put childish things away. But now we find ourselves at this cultural reckoning where we must ask ourselves: is the bard behind “Nookie” and “Break Stuff” a national treasure? If my limited understanding of a certain famous psychologist and theorist is correct, then there’s something Jungian about how Durst keeps popping up. Mooney certainly has a knack for tapping into the collective unconscious, and Y2K is at its strongest when you can feel him utilizing that skill.

Y2K is Recommended If You Like: Dial-up modems, Cheesy outdated computer graphics, Getting lost among the cliques

Grade: 3 out of 5 Viruses

‘A Real Pain’ is a Real Delight

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No Real Pain, No Real Gain (CREDIT: Searchlight Pictures)

Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Kieran Culkin, Will Sharpe, Jennifer Grey, Kurt Egyiawan, Liza Sadovy, Daniel Oreskes

Director: Jesse Eisenberg

Running Time: 90 Minutes

Rating: R

Release Date: November 1, 2024 (Theaters)

Before I saw A Real Pain, I read and listened to what other people who had seen it thought about it. (That’s the sort of thing that happens when you’re a big fan of movies and you like to be a part of the conversation.) Some people expressed how they tend to be bothered by extremely neurotic folks like David (Jesse Eisenberg), whereas others expressed how they tend to be bothered by unpredictable wild cards like David’s cousin Benji (Kieran Culkin). Meanwhile, I’m like, “They’re both driving me batty!” Or they would, if I were interacting with them in real life. But instead, I’m watching their movie and declaring, “This is beautiful.” That’s the Power of Cinema!

Grade: Not Painful at All, Instead It Felt Like an Emotional Massage

‘Nightbitch’ is for the Canine Within All of Us

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The Nightbitch Cometh (CREDIT: Searchlight Pictures)

Starring: Amy Adams, Scoot McNairy, Arleigh Patrick Snowden, Emmett James Snowden, Zoë Chao, Mary Holland, Archana Rajan, Jessica Harper

Director: Marielle Heller

Running Time: 98 Minutes

Rating: R for The Messiness of Family Life While Raising a Toddler

Release Date: December 6, 2024 (Theaters)

What’s It About?: Amy Adams plays a Mother who’s been feeling a little suffocated at home lately. That’s because she’s taking some time off from her art career to raise her toddler Son (played by twins Arleigh Patrick and Emmett James Snowden), while her clueless Husband (Scoot McNairy) goes off each day and does a business. And it’s not just the sleepless nights and the constant messes that are driving her feral. You see, when the moon comes up, she becomes someone, or something, else. During the day, she is a human woman, but when the sun goes down, she is Nightbitch.* Yes indeed, the rumors are true, this Mother regularly transforms into a canine and stalks the neighborhood on all fours. (*I don’t remember her ever actually referring to herself as “Nightbitch” in the movie, it might’ve just been in the trailer. But either way, it is the name of her movie, after all.)

What Made an Impression?: Don’t Give Up on Yourself: A lot of the pre-release buzz about Nightbitch has dismissed (or celebrated) it as a 30 Rock gag come to life, but what’s most striking about the actual movie (based on Rachel Yoder’s 2021 novel of the same name) is how gentle and almost timid it is with its central metaphor. It’s just a dollop of magical realism rather than a whole course, as the Mother only fully surrenders to her canine side just a couple of nights. Or it’s possible that she transforms every night but doesn’t always remember it. Either way, the final cut is not filled beginning to end with nonstop doggone antics. But that makes sense, because that untamed version of the Mother has been suppressed so deeply ever since she started staying at home. But as the bitch begins to emerge, she mostly keeps it hidden from everyone else, even though it’s one of the most attractive things about her. Her husband, for example, certainly never sees the complete dog version, but what he can sense is a major turn-on. You wouldn’t have expected this sort of performance out of Amy Adams if you’ve only seen her in Junebug and Enchanted, but she has no qualms about getting down and dirty.
Thank You for Being a Friend: While Nightbitch makes its central point viscerally and unmistakably, it’s hardly revelatory. The Mother’s dilemma about losing herself is the same nightmare that pretty much any woman who is thinking about having kids faces. In these kinds of stories, the harried mother protagonist too often finds herself disappointing all womankind. But fortunately in this case, the Mother has a wonderful support system in the form of three lovely, rambunctious friends (Zoë Chao, Mary Holland, and Archana Rajan), as well as a wise, mysterious librarian (Jessica Harper). At a certain point, you have to wonder: are these women also nightbitches? The evidence points to no, but also… maybe? Either way, this is a wonderful story about letting the people in your life in to see the real you, whether or not that includes turning into a dog.

Nightbitch is Recommended If You Like: Admitting the things you’ve been too afraid to say for far too long

Grade: 3.5 out of 5 Magical Women

jmunney’s Top Cinematic Choices for December 2024

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Good-bye. (CREDIT: A24)

They keep making new movies, and some of them are even worth watching. Here’s what’s at the top of the slate for December 2024:

Y2K: Remember when we thought the whole wide world was going to explode on January 1, 2000 AD? Kyle Mooney and his collaborators have turned that idea into a whole dang movie.

It will be Y2K once again in movie theaters on December 6, 2024.

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Entertainment To-Do List: Week of 11/29/24

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How many of the clues were written by Michael Che? (CREDIT: Prime Video/Screenshot)

Every week, I list all the upcoming (or recently released) movies, TV shows, albums, podcasts, etc. that I believe are worth checking out.

Movies
Moana 2 (Theaters)
Our Little Secret (Streaming on Netflix) – More holiday fun with Lindsay Lohan.
The Seed of the Sacred Fig (Theaters)

TV
Star Wars: Skeleton Crew Series Premiere (December 2 on Disney+) – Starring Jude Law and Tunde Adebimpe, among others.
Pop Culture Jeopardy! Series Premiere (December 4 on Amazon Prime Video) – Hosted by Colin Jost.

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