VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/26/13

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VH1 and FUSE agreement alert.

Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
2. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
3. P!nk – “Try”
4. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
5. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
6. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
7. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
8. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
9. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
10. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
11. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
12. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Stars”
13. Hunter Hayes – “Wanted”
14. Matchbox Twenty – “Overjoyed”
15. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
16. Maroon 5 – “Daylight”
17. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
18. Neon Trees ft. Kaskade – “Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)”
19. Lifehouse ft. Natasha Bedingfield – “Between the Raindrops”
20. Jason Mraz – “93 Million Miles”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Locked Out of Heaven
2. Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)
3. Girl on Fire
4. Try
5. It’s Time
6. Sweet Nothing
7. Home
8. Ho Hey
9. I Knew You Were Trouble
10. I Will Wait
11. Wanted
12. Scream & Shout
13. Stars
14. Don’t Stop the Party
15. Catch My Breath
16. Daylight
17. 93 Million Miles
18. Overjoyed
19. Between the Raindrops
20. Hall of Fame

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/22/13

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This and that- and whoozy- whatzit … “Don’t” …

Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
2. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
3. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
4. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
5. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
6. Swedish House Mafia – “Don’t You Worry Child”
7. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
8. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
9. Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj – “Beauty and a Beat”
10. P!nk – “Try”
11. A$AP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar – “F**kin’ Problems”
12. Psy – “Gangnam Style”
13. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
14. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
15. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
16. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
17. fun. – “Some Nights”
18. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
19. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
20. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Little Talks
2. Locked Out of Heaven
3. Diamonds
4. Try
5. Gangnam Style
6. It’s Time
7. Home
8. I Cry
9. Ho Hey
10. Thrift Shop
11. Sweet Nothing
12. Some Nights
13. I Knew You Were Trouble
14. F**kin’ Problems
15. Don’t You Worry Child
16. Scream & Shout
17. Catch My Breath
18. Don’t Stop the Party
19. Beauty and a Beat
20. Hall of Fame

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/19/13

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I’m getting some Dharma Initiative vibes from the beginning of the “Lessons in Love” video.

Original Version
1. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
2. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
3. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
4. P!nk – “Try”
5. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
6. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
7. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
8. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
9. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
10. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
11. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
12. Hunter Hayes – “Wanted”
13. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Stars”
14. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
15. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
16. Matchbox Twenty – “Overjoyed”
17. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
18. OneRepublic – “Feel Again”
19. Neon Trees ft. Kaskade – “Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)”
20. Gavin DeGraw – “Soldier”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Locked Out of Heaven
2. Girl on Fire
3. Diamonds
4. Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)
5. Try
6. It’s Time
7. Sweet Nothing
8. Home
9. Ho Hey
10. I Knew You Were Trouble
11. I Will Wait
12. Wanted
13. Scream & Shout
14. Stars
15. Feel Again
16. Don’t Stop the Party
17. Catch My Breath
18. Soldier
19. Overjoyed
20. Hall of Fame

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/15/13

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That kinda made sense.

Original Version
1. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
2. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
3. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
4. Psy – “Gangnam Style”
5. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
6. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
7. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
8. Nicki Minaj ft. Justin Bieber – “Beauty and a Beat”
9. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
10. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
11. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
12. Swedish House Mafia – “Don’t You Worry Child”
13. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
14. Ke$ha – “Die Young”
15. P!nk – “Try”
16. fun. – “Some Nights”
17. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
18. A$AP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar – “F**kin’ Problems”
19. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
20. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Little Talks
2. Die Young
3. Locked Out of Heaven
4. Girl on Fire
5. Diamonds
6. Try
7. Gangnam Style
8. Home
9. It’s Time
10. I Cry
11. Ho Hey
12. I Knew You Were Trouble
13. Some Nights
14. Thrift Shop
15. F**kin’ Problems
16. Don’t You Worry Child
17. Scream & Shout
18. Don’t Stop the Party
19. Beauty and a Beat
20. One More Night

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/12/13

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It’s time to move on.

Original Version
1. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
2. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
3. P!nk – “Try”
4. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
5. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
6. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
7. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
8. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
9. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
10. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
11. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
12. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
13. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
14. OneRepublic – “Feel Again”
15. Hunter Hayes – “Wanted”
16. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Stars”
17. Matchbox Twenty – “Overjoyed”
18. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
19. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
20. Gary Clark, Jr. – “Ain’t Messin’ Around”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Locked Out of Heaven
2. Girl on Fire
3. Ain’t Messin’ Around
4. Diamonds
5. Try
6. It’s Time
7. Sweet Nothing
8. Home
9. I Cry
10. Ho Hey
11. I Knew You Were Trouble
12. I Will Wait
13. Wanted
14. Scream & Shout
15. Stars
16. Feel Again
17. Don’t Stop the Party
18. Catch My Breath
19. Overjoyed
20. Hall of Fame

Best of Music 2012: Best Songs of the Year

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Three of my top five songs of 2012 (numbers 1-3, in fact) have something in common: they were actually released in 2011. 2012 was The Year of 2011, with several of the biggest hits of the past year having been originally released the year before.

Top 5 Songs of the Year
1. Grouplove – “Tongue Tied”
“Slumber party, pillow fight”
When I first heard “Tongue Tied” many times over on the iPod commercial, I thought, “I like it. That’s another fine addition to the songs from iPod commercials.” And then it started getting some radio airplay, and I went into my second stage with it in which I was getting tired of it. But then at some point, maybe around the thirtieth listen, it reached the third and final stage for me, in which I determined that it was the best song of the year. Why these wild shifts? It remains inexplicable. But it must have something to do with the lyrics, which demand a more-than-cursory examination. There’s a fantastical sense to it all, as demonstrated by lines like “Marmalade we’re making out” and “Peter Pan up in the sky.” It doesn’t appear to be about anything more than just one random crazy party, but the way the lyrics lay it all out demonstrates that if you present anything properly, it can achieve epicness. The spirited, practically angry, singing at the end further solidifies this notion, and the outro chords are quite the capper.

2. Calvin Harris – “Feel So Close”
“Your love pours down on me, surround me like a waterfall”
I usually denote the best dance song of the year in my best songs of the year coverage – this is the first year that the best dance song has cracked the overall top 5, appropriately enough, as we are fully emerged in the EDM-dominated era. And Scottish DJ Calvin Harris’s “Feel So Close” captures a feeling that dance music may be best equipped to deliver: pure bliss.

3. Alex Clare – “Too Close”
“So I’ll be on my way”
“Too Close” is a song that could have only been made in 2012 (or 2011), and only by someone who has paid attention to music of the past 50 or so years. Combining a jazzy rock beat, a dubstep breakdown, and soul vocals, Alex Clare is not holding back on his musical arsenal. The lyrics describe a relationship at a crossroads – when emotions are at a high, and there are plenty of emotions to draw from. Representing that full emotional range naturally requires a full range of musical techniques: the steady verses keep things going, while Alex’s singing makes it clear that all is not necessarily so copacetic, and the bass kicking in for the chorus show just how volatile everything is. There is an ebb and flow, and it ultimately crescendos to a steady ending, allowing everyone to breathe, though it is not exactly the happiest of conclusions.

4. Ellie Goulding – “Anything Could Happen”
“I guess we thought that’s just what humans do”
Working in an AutoTuned, EDM-saturated era, Ellie Goulding isn’t scared of digital manipulation. But the fact that Ellie works within the normal strictures of the current pop scene along with her relatively straightforward cute little blonde physical appearance belie just how weird she is and just how weird her style of digital manipulation is. It’s hard to tell if the ee-ee’s of “Anything Could Happen” are the result of button pushing, or if Ellie can beep like that without any electronic assistance. To assuage any potential doubts about her vocal abilities, though, she leads into her climax with a powerful series of repeating “I know it’s gonna be’s” that lasts just a little bit longer than you expect it to, and then lasts a little bit more. Topping it all off are lyrics that praise perseverance with an outsider’s sensibility.

5. David Byrne & St. Vincent – “Who”
“Who’s this?! Inside of me”
The reviews I read of Love This Giant made a point of noting the discordant, but ultimately complementary, combination of David Byrne’s full-throated tenor and Annie Clark’s light, decidedly feminine voice. “Who” makes that contrast as obvious and as pleasing as possible, with Byrne’s string of interrogatives rhythmically intercut with Annie’s recurring “Who is an honest man?” I imagine that hearing David Byrne and St. Vincent sing any list of questions would be enjoyable. The particular list that makes up the lyrics of this song work well enough, which is to say, it succeeds at making me want to listen to it over and over.

And a Sampling of The Rest of the Best, Roughly in Order:

Imagine Dragons – “Radioactive”

Non-single/Twilight Soundtrack Song of the Year: St. Vincent – “The Antidote”
Non-single Runner-up: Ellie Goulding – “Only You”
Twilight Soundtrack Song of the Year Runner-Up: Ellie Goulding – “Bittersweet”

Kimbra – “Settle Down”
Alabama Shakes – “Hold On”
Ke$ha – “Die Young”
Lana Del Rey – “Ride”
Muse – “Madness”
Tom Waits – “Hell Broke Luce”
Frank Ocean – “Pyramids”
Drake ft. Rihanna – “Take Care”
Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
Silversun Pickups – “The Pit”
Bat for Lashes – “Laura”
Woodkid – “Run Boy Run”
The Gaslight Anthem – “45”
Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
Miike Snow – “Paddling Out”
Martin Solveig – “The Night Out”
M.I.A. – “Bad Girls”
Jack White – “Sixteen Saltines”
David Guetta ft. Sia – “Titanium”
Atlas Genius – “Trojans”
Rita Ora ft. Tinie Tempah – “R.I.P.”
Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
Lana Del Rey – “National Anthem”

File Under “Rihanna Just Cannot Stop Making Music”: Rihanna – “Where Have You Been,” “Diamonds”

Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
Nicki Minaj – “Starships”
Martin Solveig – “The Night Out”
Neon Trees – “Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)”
Foxy Shazam – “Holy Touch”
Bridgit Mendler – “Ready or Not”
The Heavy – “What Makes a Good Man”
Cher Lloyd – “Want U Back”
Garbage – “Blood for Poppies”
Demi Lovato – “Give Your Heart a Break”
Taylor Swift – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
Sleigh Bells – “Comeback Kid”
Neon Hitch – “Fuck U Betta”

And in the spirit of 2011, I must mention one song that was released in 2011, but didn’t completely become a hit until 2012, but that I included on my Best Songs of 2011 coverage, thus making it ineligible for the Best of 2012, but I didn’t place it as high as it deserved to be for 2011, so I must amend that: “Somebody That I Used to Know,” by Gotye featuring Kimbra. It didn’t quite crack my top 5 last year, but it should have (it should have been second, to be specific). If I hadn’t heard it until 2012 and/or if it had been released in 2012, then it would have been Number 1 for 2012.

Best Lyrics of 2012:
“I guess we thought that’s just what humans do” (Ellie Goulding – “Anything Could Happen”)
“Stripping down to dirty socks” (Ke$ha – “Die Young”)
“I like your face do you like my song” (Bridgit Mendler – “Ready or Not”)
“Money is the reason/We exist/Everybody knows it/It’s a fact. Kiss kiss.” (Lana Del Rey – “National Anthem”)

Fuse Top 20 Countdown – 1/8/13

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I don’t think “Little Talks” had a bump in popularity commensurate with a return to the countdown, but I’m happy to have it back.

Original Version
1. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
2. Taylor Swift – “I knew Your Were Trouble”
3. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
4. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
5. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
6. Justin Bieber ft. Nicki Minaj – “Beauty and a Beat”
7. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
8. Ke$ha – “Die Young”
9. Psy – “Gangnam Style”
10. Macklemore and Ryan Lewis ft. Wanz – “Thrift Shop”
11. P!nk – “Try”
12. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
13. Swedish House Mafia – “Don’t Your Worry Child”
14. A$AP Rocky ft. Drake, 2 Chainz, and Kendrick Lamar – “F**kin’ Problems”
15. fun. – “Some Nights”
16. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
17. Of Monsters and Men – “Little Talks”
18. Ellie Goulding – “Anything Could Happen”
19. Maroon 5 – “One More Night”
20. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”

Jmunney’s Revisions
1. Little Talks
2. Anything Could Happen
3. Die Young
4. Locked Out of Heaven
5. Diamonds
6. Try
7. Gangnam Style
8. Home
9. I Cry
10. Ho Hey
11. It’s Time
12. I Knew You Were Trouble
13. Some Nights
14. Thrift Shop
15. F**king’ Problems
16. Scream & Shout
17. Don’t You Worry Child
18. Don’t Stop the Party
19. Beauty and a Beat
20. One More Night

VH1 Top 20 Countdown – 1/5/13

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What happened to Ke$ha? (And Alex Clare? And Ellie Goulding?)

Original Version
1. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
2. Kelly Clarkson – “Catch My Breath”
3. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
4. P!nk – “Try”
5. OneRepublic – “Feel Again”
6. Phillip Phillips – “Home”
7. Rihanna – “Diamonds”
8. Flo Rida – “I Cry”
9. The Script ft. will.i.am – “Hall of Fame”
10. Hunter Hayes – “Wanted”
11. Taylor Swift – “I Knew You Were Trouble”
12. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
13. Alicia Keys – “Girl on Fire”
14. will.i.am ft. Britney Spears – “Scream & Shout”
15. Calvin Harris ft. Florence Welch – “Sweet Nothing”
16. Imagine Dragons – “It’s Time”
17. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals – “Stars”
18. Lifehouse ft. Natasha Bedingfield – “Between the Raindrops”
19. Pitbull ft. TJR – “Don’t Stop the Party”
20. Matchbox Twenty – “Overjoyed”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Locked Out of Heaven
2. Girl on Fire
3. Diamonds
4. Try
5. It’s Time
6. Sweet Nothing
7. Home
8. I Cry
9. Ho Hey
10. I Knew You Were Trouble
11. I Will Wait
12. Wanted
13. Scream & Shout
14. Stars
15. Feel Again
16. Don’t Stop the Party
17. Catch My Breath
18. Overjoyed
19. Between the Raindrops
20. Hall of Fame

Song Review – Bridgit Mendler’s “Ready or Not”

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I like fluffy pop music about love, despite the bad rap it may get in some corners of music connoisseurship.  I must say, though, I may actually be overestimating the degree to which pop music is looked down upon.  There are plenty of critics out there who give pop a fair shake, whether or not they prefer other genres.  But the reason I am even mentioning this information in the first place is because people who know me somewhat but not completely may be surprised at how much I like lovey-dovey pop music, considering that I usually prefer to rock it out, or to roll with the wild experimental EDM beats.  To be honest, I wouldn’t say as a rule that I like this lovey-dovey genre; you won’t be likely to find me doodling hearts and flowers on my notebook.  But I definitely have a romantic side.  So I’m happy to have declarations of love enter my ears, but I prefer when there’s something unique to those declarations.  And I caught on to something unique the first time I heard Bridgit Mendler’s “Ready or Not.”  Genre organizers have lumped Bridgit in with the Demi Lovato’s and the Selena Gomez’s of the pop world- which makes sense considering that like those two, she first became famous on the Disney Channel – but she really has a sensibility that is different from any other tween-targeted artist.  In “Ready or Not,” her reggae- and jazz-inflected vocal style is subtle, but  noticeable, with a satisfying scat breakdown at the end.  Her strange approach (strange by 21st century pop standards, anyway) may not be full-fledged yet, but this debut single portends great things to come.  And in the meantime, this fluffy, lovey-dovey tune is perfectly enjoyable on its own. B+

VH1 Top 20 of 2012

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VH1 cut its yearly countdown down to 20 after doing 40 for the past several years. I must say, I miss the mix-up to the regular format that the Top 40 provided, but this here Top 20 was a nice change of pace, and I appreciate the stringency inherent in cutting down the list total. I figured that with a smaller list there might be a chance I wouldn’t have to yell at VH1 for inaccurately gauging the bigness of the hits of 2012, and Jim Shearer’s explanation that all the charts were pored over to determine the countdown bolstered my confidence. For the most part, this list makes sense, with a few questionable choices and one egregiously wrong one. Did I miss something or was “Call Me Maybe” not the biggest song of 2012? You could perhaps make the argument that “Somebody That I Used to Know” should be Number 1 (it was my favorite song of 2012 that was actually released in 2011), as it was the first song to ever hit Number One on the Billboard Hot 100, Adult Contemporary, Adult Pop, Alternative, Hot Dance Club, Pop, and Rock charts.  “We Are Young” also deserves to be up top, having been the anthem of 2012.  But “Call Me Maybe” anywhere lower than 3?  That’s just not in touch with reality.  Elsewhere, “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” looks a little low to me at 17th, while “I Will Wait” looks a bit high at 10th (although, maybe not, seeing as Babel had the second highest debut week of any album).

As per usual, my estimation of the quality of the songs follows the original version.

Original Version
1. Gotye ft. Kimbra – “Somebody That I Used to Know”
2. fun. ft. Janelle Monae – “We Are Young”
3. Maroon 5 ft. Burj Khalifa – “Payhpone”
4. Kelly Clarkson – “What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)”
5. The Lumineers – “Ho Hey”
6. Rihanna – “Where Have You Been”
7. Train – “Drive By”
8. Ellie Goulding – “Lights”
9. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
10. Mumford & Sons – “I Will Wait”
11. Adele – “Set Fire to the Rain”
12. Neon Trees – “Everybody Talks”
13. P!nk – “Blow Me (One Last Kiss)”
14. Flo Rida – “Whistle”
15. Demi Lovato – “Give Your Heart a Break”
16. Ed Sheeran – “The A-Team”
17. Taylor Swift – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”
18. Bruno Mars – “Locked Out of Heaven”
19. Katy Perry – “Wide Awake”
20. Ne-Yo – “Let Me Love You”

Jmunney’s Revision
1. Somebody That I Used to Know
2. Lights
3. Where Have You Been
4. Locked Out of Heaven
5. Wide Awake
6. We Are Young
7. Call Me Maybe
8. Give Your Heart a Break
9. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
10. Ho Hey
11. Set Fire to the Rain
12. Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
13. I Will Wait
14. What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger)
15. Everybody Talks
16. The A-Team
17. Drive By
18. Let Me Love You
19. Payphone
20. Whistle

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